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EPISODE · Mar 9, 2025 · 35 MIN

004 | grapefruit league

from Concrete Cactus · host Concrete Cactus

Send a textJoin Ryan & Brandon—as they break down the absurdity of current events with humor, sharp insights, and just the right amount of cynicism.In this episode:• Ukraine. There. We said it.• Certified Transformation Coaches• Ryan's political typology REVEALED • IN MEMORIAM: A lot• A masterclass in proper political discoursing on TikTokTimestamps:00:00 - *Cold open*01:49 - What's going on with Ukraine?05:20 - What if.. New York.. got NUKED?! (View Discretion Advised)*Hot Takes and Cold subs*07:00 - Congestion pricing profits 08:59 - RIP KINGDA KA 10:35 - RIP RAINFOREST CAFE MENLO PARK12:17 - Sneakerhead Train Heists: Arizona’s latest Crime Trend13:36 - *Political segment starts here*13:56 - Cuomo for mayor?15:34 - Astronomical Twitter beef (View Discretion Advised)17:33 - Native New Jerseyans arnt full-blooded Democrats.. or Republicans...20:57 - RIP THE OLDEST MAYOR IN AMERICA21:10 - *Sports segment starts here*21:51 - RIP JOEL EMBIID'S SEASON (AND CONTRACT?)22:27 - Phoenix Buns news 24:22 - RIP HOOTERS25:38 - More Phoenix Buns news26:57 - Kyler Murray might just end up being A QB1 in the Meadowlands27:45 - Aaron Rogers might just end up being A QB1 in the Meadowlands (AGAIN).28:53 - EVEN More UNSOLICITED Superbowl 59 stats! *Wrap Up*30:32 - Arizona (Literally) has the most Deadliest Roads in the United States32:40 - We read (Then glaze) your comments!34:46 - FIN. Twitter | Instagram | TikTok: @concacpodcastDon’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more enlightened takes.

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Send a text Join Ryan & Brandon—as they break down the absurdity of current events with humor, sharp insights, and just the right amount of cynicism. In this episode: • Ukraine. There. We said it. • Certified Transformation Coaches • Ryan's political typology REVEALED • IN MEMORIAM: A lot • A masterclass in proper political discoursing on TikTok Timestamps: 00:00 - *Cold open* 01:49 - What's going on with Ukraine? 05:20 - What if.. New York.. got NUKED?! (View Discretion Advised) ...

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