008 - Throat Scrote

Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - The Force by Belesduna. Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary 10-Year Tattooing Milestone: Tell celebrates a decade running his studio, complete with a £10 raffle for a full-day session and a heartwarming reveal that his parents' ashes have quietly watched over his shop for ten years. Nauseating Egg & Fish Pranks: The guys recount rank stench nightmares, from weekend-old microwaved scrambled eggs rotting into "an abortion in a bowl" to the timeless art of hiding kippers under a mate's car seats. Drunken Shenanigans & Public Meltdowns: Nostalgic party memories emerge, featuring permanent-marker forehead vandalism, burger cheese jammed into a CD player, and John weeping in a heap outside a pub after downing half a pint of whiskey with army lads. Bizarre Impressions & Pop Culture Tangents: The crew stumbles through Star Wars talk, dissecting whether R2-D2 has gender or dicks while offering cursed tutorials on how to whistle like R2 and Chewbacca. The Great Beard Experiment: Pressure mounts on John to grow out his patchy "fuzzy elf" beard until his wedding, leading to debates over beard straighteners, oils, and memories of their cringe-worthy teenage haircuts. Verdict: Three blokes spend an hour discussing rotten eggs, drunken forehead graffiti, and Chewbacca throat noises, all to avoid admitting John's beard actually looks like a skinned badger. #RudeRoundtable #PodcastBanter #BritishHumour #TattooStudioLife #PrankStories #DrunkenShenanigans #NostalgiaTrip #StarWarsBanter #BeardGains #PodcastChaos