012 - Chicken Milk

John decorates, Purdy and Gav have a holiday. What is dairy? Email us : [email protected] Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music by Belesduna. Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary Spanish Sun, Pasty Skins, and Honey Rum: Tel returns from Gran Canaria looking like "Casper the Ghost" compared to his sunburned mate, but brings back Canary honey rum to distract from his pool-handrail accident. School Days and Suspensions: The gang reminisces about driving four Spanish teachers out of their old school, culminating in suspensions for explicit insults before they were banished to the music room forever. The Great Dairy & Egg Debate: A deeply confused discussion ensues over whether eggs count as dairy, leading to bizarre theories about "milking chicken tits" and white cows producing white eggs. Conspiracies & Cereal: From debating whether Japan is banning Frosties for carcinogenic preservatives to wondering if oxygen is just a slow-acting poison, the boys tackle hard science with absolute ignorance. Celebrity Drama & Halloween Plans: The trio breaks down the Russell Brand allegations and the Tupac murder arrest before plotting low-effort Halloween costumes, pumpkin carving, and "Halloween carol singing." Verdict: Three blokes spend an hour drinking honey rum, arguing whether chickens produce dairy, and proving that secondary school Spanish lessons were a complete waste of tax money. Suggested Episode Name: Milking the Chicken #RudeRoundtable #BritishHumour #PubTalk #GranCanaria #DairyDebate #Halloween #RussellBrand #Tupac #SnoopDogg #ComedyPodcast