033- No Kings, No Crowds: Trump's Sad Parade & America's Massive Protest Party

This episode is a wild ride through the latest in American politics and culture, blending sharp commentary with signature irreverence. Alyssa and Jimmy tackle the weekend’s biggest stories: the massive “No Kings” protests that swept the globe, the embarrassingly empty military parade for Trump’s birthday, and the endless debate over virtue signaling at rallies. We dig into the right-wing obsession with “virtue signaling,” the hypocrisy of MAGA merch, and why empty bleachers might say more than any speech ever could. Plus, there’s a hilarious deep dive into childhood swearing, middle child syndrome, and the weird nostalgia for elementary school cookies and square pizza. The hosts don’t shy away from the big stuff—debating due process, the future of protests, and the generational divide over activism. But they also keep it real, swapping stories about body image, family quirks, and even the best way to moisturize your butthole (yes, really). Expect viral-worthy rants, cheeky banter, and plenty of moments that’ll have you laughing out loud. Whether you’re here for the political hot takes, the pop culture references, or just to hear two friends fill each other’s metaphorical holes, this episode has it all.