The Line has a Podcast
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Dive into the world of skepticism, activism, and current events with The Line Has a Podcast. Hosted by Jimmy Snow, Alyssa Ljub, and Promise (Eve Was Framed), this twice-weekly podcast explores the stories shaping our world through thoughtful discussion, humor, and a commitment to critical thinking.
Episodes
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108 - Billionaires, Data Centers, and Chapstick Black Holes: Everything Sucks
Jimmy and Alyssa kick off this chaotic episode by wrestling with their studio’s new soundboard, patron intros, and the eternal question: why does it always look like Jimmy’s doing something weird with his hands on camera? From there, they spiral into all the reasons adulthood feels like a social...
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107 - Crystals, Body Counts, and Men Who Think Women Shouldn't Vote
Jimmy's away and the girls have fully taken over, and honestly? The show has never been more chaotic, more funny, or more real. Promise and Alyssa kick off episode 107 of Calling It Now by tackling the big questions nobody else is asking: Can you stay married to a Trump supporter? What does the...
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106 - Hasan Piker and Trump Missed his Son's Wedding
Episode 106 is HERE and we are SO BACK!! After a couple of weeks off, Jimmy and Alyssa are diving headfirst into the absolute chaos that is American politics right now. But first: Jimmy's hardware mute was bypassing his soundboard the ENTIRE TIME (a violation of privacy, honestly), Alyssa debuted…
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104 - Trump's Golden MAGA Defenders (live)
This week on The Line Has a Podcast, Jimmy and Promise open the phones with one challenge: Tell us one real way MAGA is good for women. What follows is an absolutely unhinged two-hour journey through bad-faith debate tactics, recycled talking points, and callers who cannot, under any…
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103 - The Devil Wears a Limited Edition Passport
In this week's episode, Alyssa and Taylor are back and somehow finding the humor in the absolute dumpster fire that is current events — while also getting real about some deeply alarming stuff. First, the serious: the Supreme Court rules that Louisiana must redraw its congressional map to create…
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102 - STFU, It Wasn't Staged.
Episode 102 of Call the Line brings Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub together for one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and genuinely important news breakdowns they've done yet. First up: Jimmy recaps the debut of DualLogs, the show's new live debate format and it did NOT go smoothly for the other side....
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101- AI Catfished Millions of MAGA
Welcome back to The Line Has a Podcast with Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub — Episode 101! This week is an absolute packed episode full of news, laughs, and some truly unhinged moments. We kick things off with Jimmy's unboxing of a new PTZ robot camera for his secret woodworking channel — yes, it's...
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100 - Trump and Kash Try to CASH In! Jimmy, Alyssa, + Promise
Episode 100 is HERE - and it went absolutely nothing like we planned. What started as a chaotic YouTube live stream malfunction turned into the most unhinged, emotionally raw, funniest, and somehow deeply insightful episode in the history of The Line Has a Podcast. Jimmy, Promise, and Alyssa...
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099 - 62 Million Hits, Zero Excuses
The big story: CNN recently exposed a global online "Rape Academy" operating through a site called Motherless - a platform hosting tens of thousands of videos of women being harassed, drugged, and assaulted, alongside boards where users openly share rape "tips." The story went viral when it was...
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098 - The Ceasefire Was a Lie, and Trump Thinks He's Jesus
Welcome to a historic episode - this is the FIRST EVER LIVE recording of the podcast, and things got chaotic, unhinged, and absolutely real from the jump. Buckle up. We open the show on Lebanon - a story that has been almost completely erased from the news cycle despite Israel launching Operation...
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097 - "A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight"
Episode 097 of Call the Line is one for the history books — recorded live on April 7th, 2026, because as Jimmy put it, "by the time this would've released, a nuclear bomb might have gone off in the Middle East." And honestly? He wasn't far off. Jimmy and Alyssa break down the most alarming Truth...
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096 - Pam Bondi Gone, Kristi Noem's Hubby Sweater Bombs
This week on Call the Line, Jimmy and Alyssa are unpacking a week so chaotic it barely fits in one episode. First up: the open secret that just went very, very public — Kristi Noem's husband Jason Jackson and his involvement in the bimbification scene, complete with giant silicone titties, hooter...
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095 - Whiteface Is Fine, Trans People Get Life Sentences, and We're Somehow Going to the Moon
Episode 095 of The Line As A Podcast drops on the final day of Jimmy's birthday month, and Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub are not holding back. This week, the duo breaks down the Druski/Erika Kirk viral moment — why whiteface isn't the same as blackface, why that explanation is actually simple, and…
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094 - Addicted to Doomscrolling: Politics, Algorithms, and Mental Health
Alyssa is joined by Taylor (Skeptical Heretic) for a chaotic, deeply online dive into politics, Christian nationalism, social media addiction, and why the U.S. feels like a reality show right now. They start with creator life and ADHD brain rot: “fake jobs,” unpaid activism, being glued to their...
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093 - MAGA Martyrdom, Airport ICE Raids, and Why Billionaires Hoard Misery
Jimmy and Alyssa spiral through politics, religion, YouTube drama, and death in one chaotic episode. They start with American healthcare and why a “Medicare for y’all” public option is a trap compared to true Medicare for All. Then it’s gas prices, a Georgia woman charged with murder for taking...
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092 - GLP‑1s, Covid Lies, and Pentagon Surf & Turf: We’re the Idiocracy Now
Jimmy and Alyssa dive into the chaos around GLP‑1 drugs like Ozempic and how garbage headlines twist basic science into click‑bait panic. They break down what these meds actually do for heart health, obesity, and addiction, and why pharma can charge over a grand for something that costs a few…
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091 - Gas Price, Iran, and Marrying Your Cousin
Trump promised “no new wars” and “cheap gas,” but now the U.S. is bombing Iran, gas prices are spiking, and even his own MAGA counterterror official resigned saying there was no imminent threat and the war was pushed by Israel’s lobby. Jimmy and Alyssa dig into how we got here, how much of this…
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090 - We Bombed a Girls’ School and Raised Gas Prices
The Line Has a Podcast hits episode 90 and Jimmy and Alyssa finally admit the show can’t keep coasting. A rare “bonus show at the beginning” turns into a brutally honest talk about how the pod is technically operating at a loss, how Patreon is the only reason it’s still alive, and why they’re...
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089 - Is America the Bad Guy?
Jimmy and Alyssa go from video game brain rot to full political chaos in this episode. Jimmy explains how the new Pokopia game is basically Pokémon‑meets‑Animal Crossing‑meets‑Minecraft and is perfectly designed to destroy years of ADHD progress, while Alyssa talks about why she can’t risk losing...
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088 - State of the Funyun, Foot Freaks, and Casey Anthony, Esq.
Alyssa and Jimmy bounce from the “State of the Funyun” to some of the darkest, funniest corners of politics, sex, and internet culture. They build a Trump State of the Union bingo card (lies about jobs, “affordability,” weird self-bragging, and the strong possibility of poopy pants) while tearing...
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087 - Trump's Tariffs Get Torn Up
Trump, aliens, and fake geniuses all collide in this episode as Jimmy and Alyssa unpack another cursed news cycle. They open with the Supreme Court blocking Donald Trump’s use of the International Emergency Economic Powers Act to slap universal tariffs on imports, and how he’s already trying to...
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086 - A GoFundMe, a Ranch, and 2.4 Million Reasons to Side-Eye Celebrities
Jimmy and Alyssa are back for Episode 86 of “The Line Has a Podcast,” starting with Threads’ chaotic “dear algorithm” feature, comment-section backseat hosting, and why some viewers want every host to sound exactly the same. They veer into sex-ed gaps and STI testing myths: what standard panels...
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085 - Trump’s 600% Discount & Pam Bondi’s Meltdown: We’re So Screwed
Alyssa and Jimmy bounce from chocolate-covered strawberries and nerd clusters to the dark reality of American healthcare, TrumpRx, and Trump’s absurd claim that he lowered prescription drug prices by “600%.” They break down what that math would actually mean, compare TrumpRx to Canada’s…
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084 - Ted Nugent’s 13-year‑old “jailbait” song and the MAGA machine that shrugs at pedophilia
A chaotic episode that starts with zombie games, hairlines, and the eternal “gabagool” debate and quickly dives into America’s darkest realities. Jimmy and Alyssa unpack the Freedom 250 “celebration” as a thinly veiled bribe machine, where million‑dollar “donations” buy you face time with Trump…
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083 - Pedophiles, Poop Pants, and Political Cults
Jimmy and Alyssa tackle the latest partial government shutdown, ICE funding fights, and why Democrats keep caving on healthcare while Americans’ costs explode. They go hard at ICE’s six‑figure bonus structure, deportation quotas, and the reality of sick five‑year‑olds locked in short‑term cages...
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081 - Tread on Me, Daddy: ICE, Fascism, and a Very Broken America
Jimmy and Alyssa open with “fuck ICE” and do not let up, unpacking the execution‑style killing of Alex Pretti by ICE officers and what it reveals about Trump’s second term, fascism, and the death of any pretense of “law and order.” They walk through the multiple video angles of how a VA ICU nurse...
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080 - Putin Joins Trump's Board of Peace
Ice storms, ICE the agency, Trump’s bruised hands, Nazi anthems in clubs, hentai discourse, and cursed engagement art: this episode is a chaotic tour through everything broken and absurd in America right now. Jimmy and Alyssa start with a full‑blown “war on ice” after another Texas ice storm...
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079 - Wait, That Was "Peaceful" Trump?
Donald Trump wants to “take over” Greenland, build a “Board of Peace” with Vladimir Putin, and is throwing a tantrum because Norway didn’t give him a Nobel Peace Prize. Yes, this is real life. Alyssa and Jimmy unpack one of the dumbest stretches of political news in recent memory, from Trump’s...
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078 - I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For ICE SUCKS!
Jimmy and Alyssa dive into the killing of Renee Nicole Good by ICE officer Jonathan Ross and the flood of lies used to justify it. They break down the video of Ross stepping in front of her car against DHS policy, drawing his gun, shooting her three times in the head, and calling her a “fucking...
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077 - Yeah, So That Was Murder
Trump promised “no new wars.” Instead, the U.S. literally invaded Venezuela, kidnapped Maduro, and dragged him to New York without a congressional declaration of war, while Americans struggle with healthcare costs and rising prices. Jimmy Snow and Promise Backland connect Trump’s open fascism...
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076 - 2025 Recap!
Final episode of 2025, and it’s a wild one. The hosts look back on a year that started on Inauguration Day and spiraled into assassinations, fascists with social media, male loneliness discourse, purity culture, and the weirdest podcast arguments they’ve ever had. They talk about launching the…
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075 - Nicki Minaj Goes MAGA, Epstein Files Get Messy
Donald Trump is slapping his name on everything from the Kennedy Center to warships, “TrumpRx” drug plans, Trump-branded kids’ accounts, and even the Institute of Peace—and Jimmy argues that might actually be a long‑term win, because those names will still be there when the pendulum eventually...
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074 - War With Venezuela, 600% Cheaper Drugs, and Other Trump Fairy Tales
Trump’s big “prime time” address lands with a thud in this episode as Alyssa and Jimmy tear through his latest lies on inflation, unemployment, immigration, and his totally made-up “war dividend” for veterans. They dig into his fantasy math about cutting prescription drug prices by “400, 500, 600...
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073 - Tragic Weekend Exposes MAGA Hypocrisy
This episode of The Line is a full-on girls-only chaos session with Alyssa and Promise taking over while Jimmy is sick, and it might be the most unhinged, on-topic episode yet. They open with exactly 1% production ability, accidental buttons, Patreon reads, and a plea for viewers to keep them...
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072- Trump’s Tiny Mashroom, Cybertrucks & Soy Boys: A News Pileup
The world is “on the brink of collapse,” and this episode leans into the chaos. The crew dives into everything from economists warning about a looming recession to Donald Trump getting richer, sporting mysterious “infusion bandages,” and somehow walking away with a FIFA “peace prize” while…
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071 - Casual War Crimes, AI Triage, and a President Who Loves Treason
In this episode, Jimmy and Promise spiral through the “golden age” of Trump’s America, where casual war crimes, collapsing healthcare, and AI-driven cruelty somehow count as a slow news week. They open with the surreal reality that Donald Trump has only been back in office for 11 months and yet...
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070 - Is Thanksgiving Whack?
On this Thanksgiving episode, Jimmy and Alyssa go fully off the rails in the best way, bouncing from family gratitude to fascism, from Hawaii beaches to the DC National Guard shooting, and from 23andMe results to the absolute absurdity of American politics and media. They open by talking about...
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069 - Is Mamdani Donny's Mommy?
MAGA snowflakes, AI country songs, Jewish space lasers, and Jesus’ hand holes… it’s that kind of episode. Jimmy and Alyssa kick things off with a Threads post that absolutely sends MAGA into meltdown, complete with unhinged DMs, death threats, and the eternal question of whether Republicans are...
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068 - We're Not Gonna See the Epstein Files
Welcome to Call the Line, episode 068! Join hosts Alyssa Ljub and Jimmy Snow as they tear into the latest political chaos engulfing America in November 2025. This week, we're breaking down Trump's blatant hypocrisy on the Epstein files, his suspicious pardon of crypto founder Changpeng Zhao (who...
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067 - The Epstein Files
After 301 days of obstruction, deflection, and calling it a "Democrat hoax," President Trump has suddenly become the cheerleader for releasing the Jeffrey Epstein files. But can we trust what we're about to see? Jimmy Snow and Jovan Bradley break down the wildest political saga of 2025. In this...
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066 - Democrats Just Handed Republicans Everything While You Were Sleeping
In this explosive episode we break down the catastrophic failure of Democratic leadership as eight Senate Democrats vote to pass a clean continuing resolution that gives Republicans everything they wanted—with ZERO concessions. We name names: Tim Kaine, Dick Durbin, John Fetterman, Jeanne…
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065 - Blue Tsunami
Join Jimmy Snow, Promise, and Alyssa as they break down the MASSIVE blue wave that destroyed Republican momentum across the country! Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayor with 51% despite Trump's endorsement, Virginia and New Jersey flip blue, and Republicans still can't do basic math (41+7≠52, folks).…
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064 - Make No Mistake - Republicans Are Doing This to You
Join hosts Jimmy Snow, Alyssa Ljub, and Promise as they dive deep into the most pressing issues facing Americans today. In this explosive episode, they break down the government shutdown threatening SNAP benefits, leaving millions of families without food assistance while billionaires continue to...
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063 - No Money For SNAP? Trump's Billionaire Buddies Fund Military Instead?
🚨 EXPLOSIVE EPISODE: Government shutdown threatens children's food benefits while anonymous billionaire pays military $130M! Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub tackle the latest political chaos, from SNAP benefits being cut off in November to ICE raids blocking hospital ambulances. In this episode we...
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061 - We're All Going to Prison for Trans Education
Join Jimmy Snow, Promise Backland, and Alyssa Ljub for an explosive episode covering the massive Amazon Web Services outage that crippled the East Coast, the incredible $66,000+ fundraiser success for the Secular Student Alliance, and the nationwide No Kings protests that had 7 million Americans…
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060 - The Pentagon Just Banned Media Access - Even Fox News Is Panicking
Welcome to another explosive episode of The Line Has A Podcast! Jimmy Snow, Alyssa Ljub, and Promise Backland dive deep into the cultural chaos defining America right now. From Halloween decorations so realistic they're causing police callouts to the Pentagon's unprecedented media ban that has…
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059 - Taylor Swift, Trump & The Nobel ‘Peace’ Prize: Release the Epstein Files?
Welcome to episode 059, where we unravel all the week’s wildest headlines: from Taylor Swift’s album, President Trump’s questionable Nobel Peace Prize saga, and the bizarre Epstein files, to the medical misadventures of RFK Jr. and claims linking circumcision and autism. Dive into raw…
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058 - Med Beds, Mayo Pizza, and Why Billionaires Are Actually Terrible People
Join Jimmy and Alyssa for another unfiltered dive into the chaos of 2025 politics, culture, and everything in between. This episode covers Trump's bizarre AI med-bed claims, the ongoing situation in Gaza, celebrity culture criticism including Taylor Swift and Beyoncé, dating app horror stories…
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057 - MAGA has ALL the Power, but it's Still the Dems Fault? Got it.
In this explosive episode, Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub break down the absolute chaos happening in American politics right now. With Republicans controlling the presidency, House, Senate, and Supreme Court, they're STILL blaming Democrats for the government shutdown. We dive deep into the…
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056 - Not Trans! Civil War Cancelled
Join Jimmy Snow and Alyssa as they dive deep into the week's most controversial stories that mainstream media won't touch. This episode covers the shocking Mormon chapel shooting in Michigan that revealed uncomfortable truths about political violence, media bias, and religious identity in…
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Dive into the world of skepticism, activism, and current events with The Line Has a Podcast. Hosted by Jimmy Snow, Alyssa Ljub, and Promise (Eve Was Framed), this twice-weekly podcast explores the stories shaping our world through thoughtful discussion, humor, and a commitment to critical thinking.
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