034 - The Egyptian Goose

Family values kinda and weird experiments Email us : [email protected] Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - 100% wolf by Belesduna. Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary Social Media Meltdowns & Doomsday Clock: The gang kicks off by celebrating Facebook’s crash—which drove old people to shout out windows—before debating if the world is actually ending or if Cameron-era austerity and ISIS fearmongering were just puppet masters getting bored. Boar Attacks & Scottish Nobility: A bizarre story about a farm for rescued Highland cows spirals into the hosts tracing their family trees back to Scottish nobility, 12th-century boar attacks, and accidental incest jokes. Creepy Grandads & Geriatric Shit: Reminiscing about childhood memories takes a dark turn, featuring a 165-year-old pipe-smoking grandad whose sheer presence was akin to living with a corpse that left legendary "grandad poos" in its wake. Work Until Death & Egyptian Geese: After a brief encounter with a brazen Egyptian goose at a rugby club, the hosts contemplate their hopeless retirement plans—realizing they’ll both be tattooing or working until the Grim Reaper finally takes them mid-shift. Past Life Regression & Pissed Bonfires: John attempts a deep philosophical moment about past-life hypnosis and the laws of thermodynamics, only for the group to immediately derail it with bad jokes, Elvis dying on the toilet, and mullet-growing dares. Verdict: A masterclass in existential dread and pub banter, proving that no matter how deep a conversation gets, it always devolves into hair lines, grandad poos, and pissing on each other's chips. #PodcastBanter #BritishHumour #ComedyPodcast #RudeRoundtable #PodcastLife #PastLives #FamilyTreeFails #DoomsdayClock #WorkUntilYouDie #PubBanter