068: Reloaded feat. Paula Killen

"You can carry nothing really easily." -Paula Killen Charity Event the second Monday of every month called "Write Club" -Paula dated a guy who shared a birthday with Ronald Reagan. On his birthday he decided he wanted to piss on Reagan's grave, so he brought a bottle of pee to pour on his grave. Then they ran. -Michael was bad as a boyfriend but Jim was worse. -Your partnership is a mirror of where you're at in life -It was 10 year relationship where the guy couldn't commit. And then he did and I didn't. -Lisa lost her sense of humor in the breakup with Jim -Paula took 5 years off of dating... "To have someone who looked after me was like the coziest sweater." -Paula Killen -Don't watch the news, just makes you sad and angry -Sometimes I feel like I just want to run away -Paula asks: "Have you ever had sex with someone you weren't attracted to?" -Sex in your dreams has to be better than real sex -Younger girls are intrinsically willing to compromise, they want to be the girl that's cool with everything. -Don't do The Moth "Oh, she's so much more interesting than her picture." -Lisa on first seeing Paula -My mom used to say, rip up those ugly pictures, so when people look back at you they can go look how pretty she was. -There has been a man masturbating on my lawn in the mornings. Links: Xanax Bikram Yoga Girls Orange is the New Black Late Show with David Letterman The Comedy Store VEEP Enlightened Transparent Dreyfus Fund iO West Improv Name Dropping: Janet Reno Bernie Sanders Hillary Clinton Gloria Steinem Louis C.K Woody Allen Jay Leggett Roseanne Barr Sarah Silverman Maria Bamford Amy Schumer Julia Louis-Dreyfus Marc Maron Laura Dern Wanda Sykes Norman Lear Robbie Rist Dick Orkin Jill Soloway Eileen Myles Cherry Jones <a href=...