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Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary The crew kicks things off by squirming over a bizarre reality show where virgins learn to love themselves in front of mirrors with the help of questionable "surrogates." A deep dive into celebrity scandals quickly derails into a wild conspiracy web involving P. Diddy's infamous baby oil stash, 50 Cent's relentless trolling, and the Illuminati. After thoroughly debunking the need for Japanese space elevators and humanoid Amazon delivery bots, the gang decides humanity should just stay on land and avoid the terrifying ocean entirely. Environmental science takes a massive hit as the hosts debate whether trees eat carbon, if dinosaurs were actually fire-breathing dragons, and if microscopic "sea bears" could conquer the planet. The chaos wraps up with a nostalgic trip through Doctor Who's terrifying Weeping Angels and the upcoming GTA 6, fondly remembering the simpler days of running down pixelated pedestrians. Verdict: A hilariously unhinged journey through pop-culture conspiracies, microscopic indestructible bugs, and enough baby oil jokes to make anyone wildly uncomfortable. #podcasting #ukcomedy #conspiracytheories #banter #popculture #cryptids #gta6 #spaceexploration #randomramble #bizarrehistory