084 - Ted Nugent’s 13-year‑old “jailbait” song and the MAGA machine that shrugs at pedophilia

A chaotic episode that starts with zombie games, hairlines, and the eternal “gabagool” debate and quickly dives into America’s darkest realities. Jimmy and Alyssa unpack the Freedom 250 “celebration” as a thinly veiled bribe machine, where million‑dollar “donations” buy you face time with Trump and a stage slot at America’s 250th birthday party. They rip into Turning Point’s cringe Kid Rock pseudo‑halftime show, contrast it with Bad Bunny’s unapologetically Latin performance, and ask why the loudest “protect the children” crowd keeps platforming guys like Ted Nugent, who literally wrote a song sexualizing a 13‑year‑old. From there they dig into what members of Congress are saying after seeing the unredacted Epstein files: suspicious redactions around Trump, co‑conspirators with global power, and evidence that Trump’s favorite “I banned Epstein” story is a lie. If you want gallows humor, righteous anger, and a hard look at how power protects predators, this one’s for you.