096 - Pam Bondi Gone, Kristi Noem's Hubby Sweater Bombs

This week on Call the Line, Jimmy and Alyssa are unpacking a week so chaotic it barely fits in one episode. First up: the open secret that just went very, very public — Kristi Noem's husband Jason Jackson and his involvement in the bimbification scene, complete with giant silicone titties, hooter shorts, and tuck jobs. Yes, really. And apparently he also told people online that his wife was cheating on him with Corey Lewandowski. Presidential aspirations? Absolutely cooked. Done. The dog murder was one thing, but this is another level entirely. Then, Pam Bondi is OUT as Attorney General — and the replacement, Todd Blanch, immediately declared the Epstein Files investigation closed. "Everything has been released," he says. It has not. Jimmy breaks down exactly what we know is still hidden, why the redactions matter, and what happens to all of it if there's ever a flip in power. We also cover the Artemis mission looping around the moon without actually landing on it (Jimmy has thoughts — "pussy ass shit" is said several times), Blake Lively's lawsuit being largely dismissed, Iran shooting down an F-15, Pete Hegseth firing 15 generals, and a look-maxxer shooting an alligator in Florida for absolutely no reason. To top it all off, Jimmy and Alyssa dig into Louis Theroux's Into the Manosphere documentary — breaking down why these guys fall apart under the mildest questioning, the HS confrontation, Andrew Tate's increasingly cornered energy, and what it all says about the men recruiting young boys into this stuff. All that plus Patron of the Day Jeff Hacks (he sounds like an insider trader), moon turtles, and the immortal phrase: "Send us your dads."