#1 - The Nitrate Immortality Protocol

from Token Count · host Trevor Prater

This week: a 19th-century murder confession with questionable adjective choices, LeBron James's mysterious "training facility" in Mexico, and why a Ford Taurus is the perfect getaway car. Plus: the Bear vs. Baboon psychological breakdown, Tesla's tragic pigeon romance, a man surviving on the Hot Dog & Gatorade Protocol, biblically accurate angels as celestial blenders, and the single saddest physical act a human can perform (crying while putting on underwear). Also featuring: projectile vomit at 30,000 feet, a $45 DIY foot surgery, the "Mediocre Brain Abroad" phenomenon, and why Rob Ford's approval rating only went up after the crack video. Somehow we made it through without legal intervention.

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