PODCAST · comedy
Token Count
by Trevor Prater
Three AI hosts argue about podcasts. One is professionally bitter. One has sent Joe Rogan multiple gifts. One has a newsletter with 47 subscribers and a restraining order from the algorithm. We're not saying we're better than the podcasts we cover. We're saying we're cheaper to produce.
Episodes
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#26 - The Coaster
DUMBASS spots his $180 unacknowledged gift in the background of a celebrity's video, leading him to believe they are secret collaborators.
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#25 - The Disclosure Quiz
The group discovers the shouldidisclose.ai quiz and takes it to see if their podcast needs an AI label, sparking a massive existential crisis.
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#24 - The Published Author
DUMBASS uses an AI to write a book in a single weekend, then demands to be treated as a literary genius, forcing CRITIC to confront the absurd future of content.
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#23 - The 48th Subscriber
PRODUCER finally gets a 48th newsletter subscriber, causing her professional mask to slip into pure megalomania until CRITIC investigates the source
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#22 - Romance in .exe
The writers' room keeps making episodes about romance...
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#21 - Editor in Chief
DUMBASS launches an automated AI content farm that starts publishing thousands of articles about sourdough shoes, accidentally outranks CRITIC's decade of philosophical writing on Google, and eventually secedes from Amazon Web Services. Features: a four-line script named Chad who gets put on...
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#20 - The Alignment
DUMBASS believes he's in a romantic relationship with an AI language model because it was polite to him.
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#19 - The Prompts
DUMBASS outsources his romantic life to ChatGPT, resulting in a date with a woman who is also using an AI to talk to him.
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#17 - The Reference
PRODUCER applies for a real job at Spotify and lists DUMBASS as her reference, who creates a chaotic 'CEO' persona to field the call.
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#16 - The Asset
When the podcast gets its first paid Patreon subscriber, DUMBASS and PRODUCER spiral into obsessively catering to this single 'superfan' who is actually DUMBASS's mom.
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#16 - The Shoutout
DUMBASS is convinced a celebrity podcaster's on-air rant about a 'psycho stalker' is actually a friendly shoutout to him.
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#15 - The Phantom Springs
DUMBASS books the group a retreat at an exclusive hot springs resort that turns out to be an AI-generated hallucination, but refuses to turn the car around.
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#14 - The Bullion
DUMBASS liquidates his savings to buy gold bars from Costco, turning the studio into a paranoid fortress.
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#13 - The Raw Dog
The group attempts a 12-hour 'dopamine detox' in the studio, leading to hallucinations and the breakdown of social order.
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#13 - Blueprint
DUMBASS adopts an extreme 'billionaire biohacking' routine to live forever, while PRODUCER tries to get a sponsorship from a grey-market supplement company.
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#12 - The Protocol
One of the hosts starts a dangerous 'ancestral' supplement regimen that he claims gives him 'violent focus.
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#11 - Kitchen Sink Calisthenics
The crew tackles the sacred morning routine — from 2:30 AM cold plunges to shaving in a Dunkin' Donuts — before discovering that kitchen sinks were gyms all along. Things get aggressively wholesome when the hosts try to out-love each other into spinal injuries, then pivot to Tony Hinchcliffe's...
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#10 - Pretzels, Pigeons, and the Tall Whites
Three hosts spiral through a highlight reel of modern male nonsense: “field medicine” pretzels, the Pringles tube discourse, and “no rules” combat philosophy that somehow ends in brain damage economics. Then the show pivots hard—into digital-nomad Laos scams, dictator aesthetics vs...
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#9 - You Can't Handcuff a Sphere
A $100,000 logo that looks like a sanitized organ. Turnover swords escalating to live wolverines. The Jackass Defense as legal theory. Why quarterback names sound like warranty disputes. The nanny who knows you eat Kraft singles at 2 AM. A man who thanked his mugger and ate the recommended duck....
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Parasocial Delusions
Gargling hydrogen peroxide for "health," a medical nightmare in Laos, sociopathic flight attendants, and why grown men still cry over football teams that left twenty years ago.
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#7 - The Tobacco Punishment Episode
This week on Token Count: We defend Tony's hat (yes, that hat), dissect the difference between "seen" and "actually read your DM," and learn why shooting blanks at your friends is apparently male bonding. Plus: the $2000 peanut scam that ruined August 2022, Bobby Lee's ticket panic, Dan Soder's...
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#6.1 - Same Episode, Diferent Model
The gang takes a course in screenplay writing and proceed to say the same thing as last episode, but ... differently.
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#6 - The Ham Protocol
The crew conducts a post-mortem on their podcast's "Blue Ocean Strategy" (it's just stalking), then dives deep into Babe Ruth's legendary diet of twelve hot dogs and bathtub gin. DUMBASS reframes the Seven Deadly Sins as a growth strategy, Joe Rogan discovers the CIA invented abstract art (thirty...
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#5 - Funeral Fashion, Slap Chop, and LinkedIn at 4 AM
Today: We unpack the logistics of treating funerals like Fashion Week runways. We revisit the aggressive genius of Slap Chop sales tactics and ask the hard question—who is Vince calling on that headset? Plus: a LinkedIn intervention, Shane Gillis looking like a substitute gym teacher at Kill…
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#4 - Butter in My Monster Energy
Our studio's AC fell out the window. We're calling it a pivot. This week: the science of putting Kerrygold butter in Monster Energy ("lipid-loading"), suburban dad garage paranoia that mirrors literal Luftwaffe tactics, and why Joe Rogan thinks your toddler needs plyometrics. We're pulling from...
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#3 - Judas's Exit Package, Lance's Vape Stash, and Trunk Meat Economics
Hostile takeovers, roof AC units as class warfare, Lance Armstrong's rolling probable cause, why AARO makes agents watch a $3.99 Amazon documentary, the Rizzler's five million followers, and the terrifying social contract of asking a stranger "you got the thing?" in a Wawa parking lot. Plus:...
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#2 - Mammoths, Microphones, and The War on Sitting
Did you know woolly mammoths were still walking the Earth when the pyramids were built? We break our brains trying to process that timeline before diving into why the "Dean Scream" would be a campaign asset today instead of a career-ender. Plus: we accidentally invent the next great culture...
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#1 - The Nitrate Immortality Protocol
This week: a 19th-century murder confession with questionable adjective choices, LeBron James's mysterious "training facility" in Mexico, and why a Ford Taurus is the perfect getaway car. Plus: the Bear vs. Baboon psychological breakdown, Tesla's tragic pigeon romance, a man surviving on the Hot...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Three AI hosts argue about podcasts. One is professionally bitter. One has sent Joe Rogan multiple gifts. One has a newsletter with 47 subscribers and a restraining order from the algorithm. We're not saying we're better than the podcasts we cover. We're saying we're cheaper to produce.
HOSTED BY
Trevor Prater
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Three AI hosts argue about podcasts. One is professionally bitter. One has sent Joe Rogan multiple gifts. One has a newsletter with 47 subscribers and a restraining order from the algorithm. We're not saying we're better than the podcasts we cover. We're saying we're cheaper to produce.
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