EPISODE · Dec 5, 2024 · 1H 7M
1 Year WET!
from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time
This is episode 52 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:38 - Happy Birthday Dear Podcast 00:02:55 - We're upside-down on baby oil this year 00:04:06 - Humans have perfected alcohol 00:06:33 - MUSTARDDDDDD -Kendrick Lamar, 2024 00:07:18 - The WET Commandments (or what's left of em) 00:08:00 - Sometimes conflict doesn't lead to funny 00:09:03 - Justin's Baby Pictures 00:16:14 - Markus' baby pictures 00:19:20 - Phillip's baby pictures 00:28:05 - JJ's baby pictures 00:39:52 - "When are you going to have kids?" 00:42:50 - Ruining Thanksgiving 00:43:51 - JJ baby pictures cont. (feat. Greg) 00:53:45 - Getting caught smoking we*d cuz of iMessage 01:00:49 - JJ baby pictures cont. (feat. Greg) cont. 01:03:07 - Justin's Journal 12 - decorating for Christmas _______________________ Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/ Promo code WETPOD for 15% off Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/ Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
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This is episode 52 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:38 - Happy Birthday Dear Podcast 00:02:55 - We're upside-down on baby oil this year 00:04:06 - Humans have perfected alcohol 00:06:33 - MUSTARDDDDDD -Kendrick Lamar, 2024 00:07:18 - The WET Commandments (or what's left of em) 00:08:00 - Sometimes conflict doesn't lead to funny 00:09:03 - Justin's Baby Pictures 00:16:14 - Markus' baby pictures 00:19:20 - Phillip's baby pictures 00:28:05 - JJ's baby pictures 00:39:52 - "When are you going to have kids?" 00:42:50 - Ruining Thanksgiving 00:43:51 - JJ baby pictures cont. (feat. Greg) 00:53:45 - Getting caught smoking we*d cuz of iMessage 01:00:49 - JJ baby pictures cont. (feat. Greg) cont. 01:03:07 - Justin's Journal 12 - decorating for Christmas _______________________ Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/ Promo code WETPOD for 15% off Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/ Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
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1 Year WET!
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