Works Every Time

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/(we will not be there but you should go)MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW SKY:https://skmp.supercast.com/https://www.instagram.com/iamaskyking/https://www.youtube.com/@skykingsmentalplaygroundTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:02:09 Has Clavicular maxxed out?00:06:29 Examining our genes00:13:07 Our predictions came true00:25:42 Markus has upgraded his life00:32:44 Squirrel (and bird) corner00:40:19 Mexicanmaxxing00:43:40 Is this bullying?00:46:09 Getting dark and deep______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @skykingsmentalplayground #podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/(we will not be there but you should go)MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW RAMIN:https://www.instagram.com/ramincomic/https://www.youtube.com/@ramincomicTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:02:23 Markus went to the Germany game00:19:45 UFC at the White House was weird00:29:11 Weenier dogs are vicious00:33:06 Living in your car00:38:51 Ramin's experiment00:54:08 Live, laugh, love______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @ramincomic #podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/(we will not be there but you should go)MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW MASON:https://www.instagram.com/masonsmithcomedian/https://www.youtube.com/@masonsmithcomedyhttps://www.patreon.com/cw/masonsmithcomedyTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:42 Shout out the mom's of comedy00:05:59 Addressing the haters00:09:22 Moonshine and pasture parties00:14:11 Is jungle juice racist?00:16:34 Phil has been to joe exotics ranch00:21:20 Birthday roasts00:25:57 Markus' car is an experiment at this point00:30:06 Mason wants to be a vampire00:32:57 Scientology is a pyramid scheme00:37:27 Lego scandal is Kony 2012 of today00:44:07 We got Mason Chris Hansen for his birthday______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @masonsmithcomedy #podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/(we will not be there but you should go)MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:28 Clock in, lock in00:04:22 Justin's been maxxing his whole life00:08:24 Weinermaxxing00:18:54 Futuremaxxing00:22:19 Vegasmaxxing00:29:34 Deltamaxxing00:35:34 Dubaimaxxing00:37:38 Bitmaxxing00:50:35 TimeTravelmaxxing00:54:54 Cigmaxxing00:57:04 Nostalgiamaxxing01:03:29 Siblingmaxxing______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW BRENT:https://www.instagram.com/brentreedcomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@SpookyFunTimeTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:37 Why is there 2 Justin's right now?00:09:59 Scaring Markus00:14:25 DMT is supernatural00:25:07 People who are too into horror00:29:26 What scares you in horror movies00:32:09 The Collector and The Strangers00:35:39 Every movie is a horror movie00:37:10 Goosebumps is a gateway drug00:39:38 Getting jaded by horror tropes00:44:51 **Spoilers for Good Boy (Norwegian)**00:53:22 Phil's ghost encounter01:02:30 Justin's ghost encounter01:03:40 Comedians on shrooms getting scared01:06:45 Near death experiences01:18:13 What scares you about yourself01:21:25 Our favorite Halloween costumes______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @SpookyFunTime #podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW KURT:https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:50 Kurt knows pyramids00:05:58 Mormons made hanta00:08:17 Mormons are feds and UFO's00:14:39 In 1492 Turkey saved a bunch of Jews00:24:25 Are nukes really that bad?00:29:06 America won the roast of Kevin Hart00:32:50 Women Talking00:36:03 Interdimensional sex tourists00:45:03 We're already China00:51:19 Chinese robo-cops00:54:55 Climate change is done00:58:44 Mystics are always sus01:03:53 Weed makes you unprogrammable______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @kurtmetzgercomedy #podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW JAKE:https://www.instagram.com/joke.wrld/https://www.youtube.com/@JokeWRLDTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:40 Jake comes in hot00:07:02 Beef squashed00:10:22 Dave Chappelle's Summer Camp00:14:13 Louis CK leaks00:16:47 Comedy is mainstream00:18:33 Busboys: A New Hope00:22:28 Politics at the Kevin Hart Roast00:27:41 Lizzo crushed it00:30:56 How to make a Joke WRLD video00:34:07 Sports Center of comedy00:37:24 Jake's throwing a comedy festival00:43:26 Joke WRLD is just facts00:50:20 Getting bumped at the Hans Kim van mic00:57:22 Jake fumbled his Ron White interview______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  ​ @JustinEssenmacher  ​⁠​⁠  @markusolind9761  ​⁠​ @rageqzbass   @JokeWRLD  #podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW BRENT:https://www.instagram.com/iambrentgill/https://www.instagram.com/holehecklers/https://www.instagram.com/goodsession.comedy/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:26 Feet pics on Patreon00:04:53 The Study of Omelets00:06:29 Brent is a golfologist00:12:26 Why can't we have drugs in sports00:15:44 Lizzo ruined the flute00:19:15 Drinking at work00:24:33 Volkswagen's numbers were exaggerated00:32:58 Markus wants to live at a Champs00:37:01 Brent mixed up black guys twice00:43:13 Justin got Markus a gift00:47:55 Bit Pitch LIVE @ the Sydney Opera House______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:36 It's Markus' day00:04:40 Star Wars women00:08:52 Dream Star Wars blunt rotation00:14:30 This. Is. Pod-casting!00:17:37 Markus brought toys00:19:53 WET Sports: The Cowboys will be good this year00:25:45 Impressions vs accents00:27:30 Phil-losiphy with Phillip00:30:59 Phil and Justin have the same therapist00:35:07 Justin's in his Attitude Era00:40:05 Steve Harvey in white face00:43:36 Bit Pitch hosted by Steve Harvey00:58:54 Markus' relapse______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW MICHAELhttps://www.instagram.com/ridleysweaty/https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelRidleyComedyFOLLOW GETTERhttps://www.instagram.com/getter/https://www.youtube.com/@getterhttp://youtube.com/@terrorreidTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:12 WETter Pod00:02:56 Japan is racist00:05:05 Mike got deported to Japan as a kid (he's not Japanese)00:07:12 We almost lost Justin in Michigan00:08:40 Getter in Japan00:10:00 Sound competitions00:11:59 Michael's best Optimus Prime impression00:13:38 Michael and Terror went to high school together00:16:12 Red Dead Redemption on Epstein's Island00:17:57 We should not be flying00:21:37 Petty cabs are a scam00:23:19 Hookers and gummies00:26:39 Queef tricks00:28:58 A stripper ulted on Michael00:32:57 Michael was raised by 3 strippers and uncle jimmy00:38:26 Pedo Beat Down (Jimmy's Story)00:42:40 Pouya's pitbull00:46:03 We're gonna be cool rich people00:53:20 Smelling Japan in your Gameboy00:55:17 I want my bowling ball to smell like a Mexican house00:58:55 The worst song in the world01:02:31 If Rick Rubin produced every song01:05:05 Growing up on dad rock01:07:13 Gangnam Style ruined Michael's life01:11:25 Gay Ikea sneak peak______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @MichaelRidleyComedy @getter @terrorreid #podcast #comedy

AUSTIN COMEDY HOME RUN DERBYhttps://youtu.be/jowHCVf5mkw?si=ZBXez23fT6HuCutqMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW MATTYhttps://www.youtube.com/@MattyStuComedyhttps://www.instagram.com/mattystuuu/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:38 Tropical drunk is the best drunk00:07:53 Phil's mom calls in00:11:34 Matty left his wife on the honeymoon00:15:41 Justin's buttons00:21:53 Cake or pie?00:27:15 European Zyns hit different00:29:32 Justin tried out for Matty's next baseball video00:39:59 Justin in public00:44:14 Phil's a bowler now00:48:24 Matty is in his prime00:53:19 Justin almost died playing NFL blitz00:55:31 Bit Pitch LIVE @ Madison Square Garden01:12:09 Talking sh*t about the French______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @MattyStuComedy #podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW MIKEhttps://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/https://www.youtube.com/@mikeiseatonhttps://mikeiseaton.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:51 Dimassis drama00:02:16 Mike's got swagyu00:06:45 Justin hates baseball bats00:11:13 Mike's journey to find the best cannoli in New York City00:20:20 The best tamales in the world00:23:46 Best food deals in Austin00:27:44 Is Markus the WORST customer?00:34:00 New American food00:38:53 Astronauts made Mike cry00:40:39 Why do Germans love gross p*rn?00:48:43 Justin got kid mogged00:52:51 We all became our uncles00:55:52 Snickers Salad is midwestern culture00:59:40 Last Year This Week - Kill Tony stories01:04:42 Justin's rebrand______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @mikeiseaton #podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW JAKEhttps://www.instagram.com/jakesteerscomedy/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:34 We drove 25hrs to Michigan00:08:03 Phil had never seen a basement before00:09:41 Gambling in Detroit00:13:20 Michigan dispensaries are crazy00:15:06 Why everyone in Michigan has a drinking problem00:18:54 Justin got sexually harassed night 1 of the festival00:23:24 The alphabet game is bad podcasting00:24:59 Justin's pheromones are off the charts00:29:27 Markus forfeited the Roast Battle day 200:33:54 Justin's family heckled him at every show00:38:06 We went to Opening Day in Detroit00:42:11 Midwesterners drink different00:43:53 Markus won the comedy rumble day 300:45:46 Day 4: The Great Flood00:49:00 C*m basement00:53:41 Jake's favorite thing about Michigan00:58:07 Phil's favorite thing about Michigan______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW COLThttps://www.instagram.com/probablycolt/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:23 Introducing Colt Mcneely00:05:00 Jared The Kush man00:08:01 Why The Boys Were Late (Buccees)00:11:58 It's So Funny to Go to Buccees Twice..00:13:50 Texas Holed em' with Stroke Patients00:19:35 Explaining War to Justin pt. 6900:20:30 Colt Mcneelys Thoughts on Black Face00:18:45 Austin Shooting continued..00:23:07 Rubber Band Theory00:26:00 WTF is a Bail In?00:28:00 We Have Never had a First Lady (rule 2 broken)00:30:00 Justin's Glow Up/ The New MacBook Neo00:33:00 Colt Is Allergic to apples00:37:05 Pasta Patronage00:38:00 Last Year This Week/Borrowing Guns00:45:20 How They Talk In Michigan00:48:35 Colt Says Goodbye/ Markus internalizes being late______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW JAKEhttps://www.instagram.com/jakesteerscomedy/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:16 Jake is back in America!00:03:25 British car insurance00:05:20 They will repo your tv in England00:08:11 We got medicines for everything in America00:11:20 The British still measure weight in big stones00:12:52 Jake was almost a real British spy00:24:09 From Loch Ness to Belfast, Ireland will be free!00:27:29 Tipping is mad00:29:59 Crohn's Bond00:31:32 Jake and Phil's strange sauna encounter00:40:16 Gays Anonymous00:43:13 Stella Artois almost ruined England00:45:49 Russians be crazy00:49:49 Stella Artois cont.00:52:30 Best foreign beers00:56:18 Never drink tap beer at a sh*tty bar00:58:23 Why Northerners drink more than southerners in America01:03:12 Shout out to the Members!01:04:36 Bit Pitch01:17:04 Members Only preview______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW EHSANhttps://ehsancomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:03 Markus fights the mind meld00:02:39 The wettest intro we've ever done00:04:34 Markus feels better soon00:09:02 Music corner00:11:09 Are you ready for the best damn water of your life?00:12:39 Phil's secret relationship with our Moms00:14:50 Phil part fish type sh*t00:18:31 We're a fresh pack podcast00:20:12 Eating Tejas Gummies til we forget how many we've had00:25:53 Pneumonia Phil00:28:16 Things Markus took for granted pre-surgery00:29:50 Cleaning the garage is like wiping your ass00:31:08 Our 100k Subs celebration will be epic00:33:08 Why Markus has been so hostile all episode00:36:39 Boofin pills on the paywall00:38:16 Adults at the water park00:41:11 Last Year This Week00:45:08 Phil saw a UFO00:47:08 Phil hates the new Netflix dinosaur show00:49:09 The last time we all cried00:54:48 Justin's Dollar Tree Haul00:58:53 Weekly Bit Pitch01:07:02 Getting mad about the war real quick______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW EHSANhttps://ehsancomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:23 Live Show Recap00:03:30 Were doing a show at SXSW!00:06:31 Austin Buford Shooting00:07:13 Markus needs his bottle00:12:30 Wetter Boys00:14:15 Are we at "war" with Iran?00:15:45 Trump is Lord Farquaad00:18:45 Austin Shooting continued..00:26:32 Justin's Worst Customer Ever00:32:00 WET LLC is Hemorrhaging Money00:33:40 Bit pitch00:37:24 New Shirt Idea00:41:12 A visitor enters the studio w/ impeccable timing00:43:38 NEW SEGMENT (Last Year, This Week)00:55:00 How The Wet boys would handle the afterlife______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @TheSolidShow2024 #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW EHSANhttps://ehsancomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 - This week on WET…00:01:23 - Ignorance is bliss00:04:48 - Scams are getting good00:06:50 - Why Just For Laughs went bankrupt00:09:03 - SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE type sh*t00:12:37 - The 2016 election makes so much sense post Epstein00:17:52 - It's like The Matrix but everyone's a pedophile00:21:40 - There's always another child sex cult00:25:25 - McGraw Hill was owned by Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad00:27:23 - Release the classified alien files on Reels00:29:33 - Is Elon a bad dad?00:32:30 - Can't joke about Abraham Lincoln yet00:39:18 - The real reason Prince Andrew got arrested00:42:28 - Corruption is a consequence of being alive00:45:25 - Bengali vs Bangladeshi00:47:30 - Western Muslims00:50:16 - Baked potato adventure00:51:53 - What pisses off Ehsan most about Deric Poston00:54:54 - If our parents knew what we complained about00:58:38 - WTF even is "reading comprehension"01:04:08 - The Black Israelites are in a different algorithm01:07:25 - Jay-Z is the Jackie Robinson of the Epstein files01:12:18 - Society has always felt like it was about to collapse01:17:25 - Driving is going to be obsolete in our lifetime01:22:21 - Ehsan got road raged by a Waymo______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @TheSolidShow2024 #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW LAZERhttps://www.instagram.com/uncle_lazer/https://www.youtube.com/@unclelazerTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 - This week on WET…00:00:52 - The power of the harmonica00:06:14 - Online casinos have better customer support than US Healthcare00:10:18 - Behind the scenes of the Austin poker games00:17:35 - Lazer's virginity story explains so much00:24:51 - They're jerkin off in the fast food00:26:23 - Lazer's OF is wild00:31:46 - How Lazer got blown on a podcast00:36:23 - Lazer's origin story00:39:24 - You can't have a plan B00:43:12 - Lazer wants to go out like Kurt Cobain00:47:56 - You don't need money to do comedy00:54:03 - Lazer's secret to standup01:00:00 - Lazer in black rooms01:04:05 - Sunset vs Mothership______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @unclelazer #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:53 Phil's biggest fear00:04:08 Scariest Harry Potter00:07:51 Waymos are really just Filipinos00:09:26 Why Greg Abbot is evil00:12:43 Insurance fraud used to be American00:19:32 Luigi actually made United better00:23:15 Phil has been listening to NPR Austin00:27:23 Liberal and conservative argue about public transport00:34:32 Markus trolled the volunteers on election day00:38:26 Justin's jihad00:48:56 Bit pitch00:54:24 Stop starting podcasts00:56:19 F*ck volunteers00:59:04 Weiner dog with normal sized legs01:05:28 Bonus episode for members EVERY WEEK______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW COLTONhttps://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:53 - Melding our minds2:13 - Justin's grandma and Colton have a special relationship4:44 - Colton is back on the sauce7:58 - Hot black b*tches love Pokémon9:26 - Finding lost dogs is more important than your civil rights12:33 - Robert Kraft mac n cheese14:47 - Colton is bullying Justin at work16:36 - Colton threw up in the yard19:53 - Colton and Justin got beef23:03 - Cool Ranch Oreos (tm)25:56 - If she don't own her own business she ain't getting none of my fitness26:56 - What GPT stands for31:59 - Justin's resume looks like the files36:53 - Drama at Sunset43:35 - I GOT NOTHIN47:31 - Markus show and tell49:40 - No one cared about this Super Bowl55:29 - Dork vs nerd58:17 - Gutter sluts1:00:44 - The disc golf story1:05:29 - The best part about the Super Bowl1:08:20 - The best commercial of the night______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:43 - What Markus ate before the podcast4:35 - Trump on China's One Child Policy6:48 - Reacting to Tiktok Baseball (Savannah Bananas)15:53 - Justin is a veteran of the war on drugs18:39 - We're so old it literally hurts20:37 - Doing grandpa's drugs23:15 - We're gonna be STARS in Nashville26:12 - Bit Pitch37:22 - How to train your Mexican girlfriend43:48 - The people working at Cheba Hut are too damn high50:59 - Red Lobster Moment53:33 - Invisible riff55:50 - If you have boxers that remind you of All American Rejects, get rid of them57:46 - Arc Raiders teaches you who you really are______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 - This week on WET…00:01:20 - Making the world a wetter place00:04:55 - We could never replace Phil00:06:24 - Maximum Liability Corporation00:07:34 - Brown, Guy doesn't find joke funny00:11:06 - The first official meeting of the WET board of directors00:18:15 - Bit Pitch00:26:10 - Justin was like so totally ill last weekend00:32:58 - Phil built different00:36:42 - Eating old bananas to get drunk00:40:17 - Requiem for a Justin00:43:56 - Grok is being naughty00:46:57 - Hooters is good, goddamnit!00:49:47 - Addressing the backlash00:51:43 - How to turn down free alcohol00:54:20 - Should we move the pod to Greenland?01:00:08 - Greg Abbot, come on the podcast!01:04:15 - Become a member!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW RONALDO:https://www.instagram.com/ronaldosuckss/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:29 - Go into movies blind 2:45 - Respect THE Home Depot 5:03 - Ronaldo has some notes 7:13 - Justin invents a new word? 9:37 - Jacking off to playing cards 15:25 - A hangover so bad you actually quit drinking 21:29 - Crust Punks at Warped Tour 28:48 - Being late with a coffee 34:58 - Ronaldo was a writer on Def Jam 37:39 - We are rockstars 41:49 - Imagine if there were French people in Canada? 43:14 - Defensive Nazi and Mexican Survivor 46:49 - Movies were better in the car50:28 - Finding love at the family reunion 53:31 - Ronaldo's life is a Blink-182 song 1:00:13 - Louder with Krauter1:05:02 - Become a MEMBER!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW SKY: @skykingsmentalplayground https://www.instagram.com/iamaskyking/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:58 - Making the studio a wetter place2:36 - January is 20 degrees hotter right now than average5:56 - Justin in Japan6:47 - Justin is 36 btw10:11 - Are frats gay?12:36 - Our predictions for 202617:33 - Will AI Psychosis become a big problem in 2026?25:32 - Will Phil's dad come back out but as straight?30:04 - Will Trump start another war43:18 - Will Markus get a new phone?48:48 - Phil gets paid $500 to drink $1300 tequila1:00:55 - Will Justin get a haircut1:04:54 - Become a member for 1hr40min of BONUS content!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:33 - Melding our minds2:37 - Making the world a wetter place3:52 - Phil's Tour de Chair5:13 - How old do we look?8:08 - The wisdom of "Oh."12:52 - Markus is part owner of Costco14:58 - Weekly Bit Pitch!31:41 - We're opening a comedy club in Venezuela!45:40 - What Justin learned in school50:19 - Texas Road House is goy slop55:22 - There's no such thing as a free lunch (if you don't ask)57:26 - You know you got money when you can buy the big paper towel1:01:35 - Justin with (Monopoly) money1:07:56 - New dinosaur truck just dropped______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes

TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)__________________________________________________Follow the show: @wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJJ Curry:@jjcurrycomedyJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/markus-olindPhillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - @phillipgarciacomedy Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/philip-garcia-wtf-is-going-onProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - @rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:55 - Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve4:08 - Making the world a wetter place5:07 - We got gifts!8:53 - The Heineken 5 pack10:08 - No chance Justin know bout the Magna Carta12:11 - Everyone forgets about second England13:52 - Psychoanalysis doesn't work on Irish and Italians16:11 - The Irish are liars21:12 - We are the Bermuda Triangle23:25 - The Translator (coming to a theater near you 2026!)25:31 - Justin in Switzerland27:42 - The best time to go to Costco33:19 - We gotta lose weight36:17 - Don't plan a party drunk37:34 - Justin gives us jokes for Christmas41:41 - We've given up on Phil45:44 - Running bits48:40 - podcast studio austin is th ebest51:18 - Phil disrespected Justin's yard55:48 - Guns for kids were lit1:01:10 - Toby Keith pilgrimage1:05:42 - Our Christmas wishes1:11:24 - Markus used to DRINK______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  ​ @JustinEssenmacher  ​⁠​⁠  @markusolind9761  ​⁠​ @rageqzbass  #podcast #comedymemes

FOLLOW IKE:https://www.instagram.com/ikerafferty/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:10 - Issa noif2:22 - making the world a wetter place2:59 - New York Ike pays his respects7:02 - The different cultures of New York8:42 - The City has a high blood pressure9:46 - How to sneak onto the subway (like a real New Yorker)13:36 - How to sniff out a tourist14:47 - What Austin comics are failing at in New York16:10 - New Yorkers eat at more than just bodegas17:30 - Crunched up pigeons18:31 - Did Ike vote for Zohran??20:37 - Ike and Mamdani are in a zoomba class together21:58 - How much more expensive is New York?24:15 - Ike needs a flood plan25:21 - Why New York doesn't sleep26:54 - Has Ike seen a Knicks game yet?30:42 - For the visual only listeners32:13 - Stealing is encouraged in New York34:35 - Why New York is the best35:21 - The big apple doesn't far fall from the tree39:11 - if you conceived a child to the WET Podcast you may be entitled to compensation40:12 - They typical day in the life of a New Yorker43:40 - What you know about Dimassi's??44:39 - New Yorker explains jelqing48:13 - Comment below if you think Justin knows what halal is50:30 - There's sh*t in Austin's bits57:11 - The rats are evolving59:10 - Best way to eat New York Pizza1:00:25 - Zohran til I bust1:03:31 - Another one for the visual only listeners1:06:05 - The second drawback of New York1:09:14 - How to heal the rift1:10:38 - Ike was in a Nas music video______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

Austin Comedians are DONE With Rogansphere Stereotypes and New York Comicshttps://youtu.be/kMtzap0mCCs?si=ARNKinfY0X_FzuA9MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:57 - Is showering with your girlfriend gay?4:13 - Phil the kinda guy to put a sticker on a Mercedes8:52 - Imagine still being on season 1 Trump10:45 - Help make the world a wetter place12:33 - Justin's body is not designed for cuddling15:10 - Comment below if you don't know what the UN is18:34 - Is war real?19:47 - Podcast's first hate video27:22 - Truck Sh*t33:43 - Deer Rumspringa35:53 - Little Israel/Palestine37:54 - What is a party store?39:44 - Phil proved there is a god41:52 - Rewriting the WET Commandments43:01 - The biggest hat in the world45:39 - A Quintin Tarentine Christmas47:23 - Airing out the groupchat49:41 - Phil faced 3 pizzas52:43 - Gummy Bears are Turkish?!55:17 - Big surprise, American's don't want factory jobs56:32 - The Average working American doesn't care about their job1:00:06 - Phil crashed a high school graduation delivering papa johns1:07:17 - Rich people are doing psychedelics wrong______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

So the audio to episode 100 got damaged and I thought I had already deleted the backup but thankfully I was wrong! So here it is (out of order). Thank you to everyone who has made it possible for us to get to this point, we are eternally grateful to all our supporters! Like, comment, follow, here's to 100 more🍻-jjMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:05 - Poppin bottles for 100 episodes!!!!3:39 - Monetization has changed us6:15 - Release the Ratstein files8:24 - Insulting then apologizing to Drew Barrymore12:08 - Would you let your boy shave your balls?15:27 - Every 7 seconds17:38 - Confronting people who don't tip20:23 - Justin is the best at getting hired24:07 - You thought this segment was extinct30:37 - invest in our dinosaur themed strip club33:28 - Markus suggests the craziest Christmas present idea39:31 - Men are picking up the slack for feminism42:56 - Pause.44:46 - Justin got kicked out of the heckle mic (again)48:17 - The money is already tearing us apart53:48 - How Markus ruined a Thanksgiving57:54 - How Justin ruined a Thanksgiving1:02:14 - How Phillip ruined a Thanksgiving1:06:18 - How WET got it's name1:10:51 - The world needs more hugs1:16:01 - Trump announces 50yr mortgages1:20:41 - Robot litter boxes are taking our jobs1:23:10 - Thanks to everyone who helped us get to 100!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

Episode 100 got lost and we can't rerecord it for a couple weeks. For now enjoy episode 101!MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:45 - Finding the groove4:12 - Justin's laugh got him kicked out of the OF comedy special taping7:42 - All roads lead to 9/1110:42 - The actual villain in Harry Potter12:11 - Italian Harry Potter14:33 - Jesus was the first 9/1116:25 - How kidnapping became a crime19:46 - Are the files ever coming out?22:17 - They're trying to silence us25:33 - Tucker Carlson is actually doing journalism now?30:51 - New Sydney Sweeney movie has worst opening of all time32:59 - Stranger Things and MK Ultra41:30 - Run America like a bowing alley43:23 - South (and North) Korea would love us47:33 - Trump is driving up the price of Diet Coke49:20 - The US dollar is down bad53:34 - The WET Rascals_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:33 - Make the world a wetter place1:44 - 3 dudes, 3 cameras, one podcast3:13 - 2 haircuts in 2 days9:33 - It's 2003 again12:23 - Phil Garcia: Pizza Terrorist15:02 - Schrodinger's leftovers20:09 - We ship Trump n Bubba25:36 - America's classic distraction is back29:18 - Ain't nobody got time fo that33:12 - Substances are the best36:39 - "Did you lock the door?"41:05 - The cat or the president?44:26 - 80s content was peak47:30 - Curb will always hold up50:52 - Bring back physical media55:19 - Markus took a Viagra at 1358:06 - Weekly Entourage Corner1:04:04 - Christmas Merch COMING SOON_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW DEDRICK:https://www.instagram.com/deddyfatstacks/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________1:06 - Make the world a wetter place2:45 - Deddy is a kill tony regular5:19 - Sodapop almost missed his chance9:59 - What you know about Kill tony14:30 - Comedy funk19:44 - Comedy needs to get back to joke writing not clip farming23:15 - It was inevitable27:24 - Sodapop got pre-boo-ed30:13 - SUNSET!31:39 - Call the coroner34:42 - Instagramification36:08 - $250 for a golf lesson just to learn you're bad at golf38:32 - getting your car towed should be illegal41:48 - How to beat the tow company45:00 - fast and the furious sideboob was very influential to Justin49:12 - Justin got arrested while his uncle watched from white castle55:49 - Blue Lone Star, different Phil58:21 - Threaten your kids1:04:56 - Justin don't need to count past 3001:07:02 - Bad socks1:08:40 - Allergic to cats for pu*sy1:11:37 - We moved here for fraud1:15:46 - Deddy's favorite substance to perform on1:19:01 - Lost in the Mothership1:21:10 - The Long Continent1:27:10 - Banan-y1:30:33 - Southern accents1:33:56 - Driving each other to drink_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW SHAWNhttps://www.instagram.com/shwangardini/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:54 - Making the world a wetter place2:16 - We warmed the house too hard last night3:50 - Shawn is a "drunk wrestling in the yard at the party" kinda guy6:29 - Gifts of Lazer's past9:21 - Forgot about the whisky10:20 - Heart burn vs heart attack12:06 - Dipping through the pain13:16 - Don't shotgun 10 beers14:51 - Imagine a pool of gravy16:26 - Travel vlogers sh*tting on India18:56 - The Netflix movie about a nuke getting launched20:56 - Hasbulla was in Poltergeist??22:23 - Shout out to big willie23:33 - Getting scammed out of Pokémon cards as a kid25:20 - Don't go see Shelby Oaks27:47 - ESPN is off YouTube tv31:16 - Subwiffers are sick32:54 - Half the podcast is dying36:05 - All Shawn's neighbors are white42:15 - the campers are disappearing44:31 - Mid-taly48:34 - Trump is pooping his pants in foreign countries57:09 - Shout out the sports jersey Halloween costume59:21 - Shawn's many nicknames1:00:42 - Commando in high school wrestling1:02:55 - Shawn's rectal abscess 1:07:58 - from butt problems to nut problems1:11:43 - Dentists are scammers1:19:33 - Are gingers black?_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:44 - Get drippin2:48 - What are we gonna be for Halloween?8:14 - Austin podcasters discuss beef tallow9:13 - Ed Gein and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre11:54 - Ed Gein's IQ14:51 - Why Ed Gein loved skin so much18:31 - Ed Gein's star sign19:34 - How Ed Gein inspired Texas Chainsaw Massacre21:34 - What the TCM movies say about culture at the time26:20 - Leatherface is a 90s icon28:54 - Post 9/11 horror movies were wild31:46 - How Bin Laden culturally effected horror movies33:20 - DEI Leatherface37:52 - How Ed Gein got so messed up40:52 - Ed Gein's first (human) kill43:41 - Leave every grave site better than you found it45:48 - Was Ed Gein's mom hot?47:43 - How Ed Gein got caught54:47 - A town committed insurance fraud together57:24 - Ed Gein echos through time1:00:02 - Justin loves chainsaws1:04:37 - Markus doing the bare minimum1:07:27 - Malice in the Palace1:09:55 - Phil's gang affiliation_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

FOLLOW THE WET PODCAST ON ALL PLATFORMSMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:44 - Help make the world a wetter place2:18 - Something spooky happened to Phil at the club7:03 - Ghosts LOVE curtains13:59 - Sports: Scripted or Rigged?16:22 - Markus' worst sports weekend of all time19:20 - You know what? Chicken.21:31 - Get out of my country (club)!23:11 - 2 Jager Bombs and a Heineken24:27 - Codeine in Flint Michigan27:21 - Manscaped and Velo please sponsor us29:03 - Scary movie logic32:18 - Markus just watched Terminator35:44 - Threatening Vinny Chase to be on the pod38:04 - Markus is so Turtle39:24 - When Justin went to Hollywood41:07 - Republican Phil44:30 - You can legally break the law when the government's shut down46:06 - ChatJPT47:44 - Life is hard but also boring50:08 - Phillatouille51:11 - McDonalds Monopoly is so back54:29 - Drill baby, drill, Zyn baby, Zyn55:42 - Why didn't we get the Riyadh invite?1:04:36 - Justin bullied a man from the stage1:10:27 - Markus requested a panic room at the haunted house1:16:32 - Adrian Grenier please come on the pod_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW DEDRICK:https://www.instagram.com/deddyfatstacks/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:33 - Making the world a wetter place1:45 - How to open your 5th eye4:59 - Platypus are aliens, crocodiles are dragons. gators are puppies9:30 - That dragon in Shrek was sexy and you know it12:34 - Fired from Chili's for feeding cats14:25 - Think of animals politically17:28 - Mermaids and Yetis20:35 - Are ghosts real24:45 - If they're tipping you can serve a minor28:49 - Going cold turkey on black people31:05 - How white people name their pets32:07 - Girls that dip35:51 - Kids these days don't know that hitting is real38:45 - When you don't know your moms name43:58 - People who go by their middle names50:15 - When a black person misses you52:13 - Don't be depressed, be a man1:02:13 - Dedrick speaks autism1:07:38 - Women are like cats_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW JJ:https://www.instagram.com/jjcurrycomedy/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:38 - JJ Curry's second interview of the day1:37 - Pre-Intro2:37 - JJ Curry: Funniest Person in Austin4:17 - Making the world a wetter place6:04 - High Socks, Low Morals7:42 - Is that where they made Georgia?11:39 - Keep the enemy guessing13:25 - JJ was paralyzed for 2 months19:38 - How JJ won Funniest Person in Austin23:02 - Chef Curry24:39 - What'd you buy with your stimulus checks?26:56 - Luther Vandr0ss didn't kill any Jews 31:44 - Kid Rock banned from performing in California32:42 - Shakespeare invented fart35:00 - Armpit hair, yay or nay?36:28 - Avoid the middle of the grocery store (shout out Noah)38:39 - We could have changed the result of Sam Houston vs UT42:07 - Markus hit his happiness quota for the year43:27 - The Austin Comedy Strikeout Challenge (video coming soon)56:05 - Shout out Richard Garcia58:17 - JJ tested high on his assgrab1:02:36 - Phil's horrible back tattoos1:03:47 - White people liking their family is sus1:06:28 - German child learns about WWII1:10:04 - Defending the Austin comedy scene_________________________Follow the show: @wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinYouTube - @JustinEssenmacher Markus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - @phillipgarciacomedy Production:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW DEDRICK:https://www.instagram.com/deddyfatstacks/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:33 - Getting high at work1:38 - Midwest road rage4:19 - We all pay for sex somehow6:07 - Movies in different accents7:36 - Mexican Spy Kids9:18 - Asking people what their kinks are11:21 - Justin's got hives14:13 - Goodwill for doctors17:06 - Huntsville TX is the gayest town in America18:19 - The most bs college degree20:19 - Justin's bowling career22:11 - How to get money fast24:32 - Dedrick bullies Justin for his shoes28:07 - Dedrick shoulda never told Markus about black twitter29:35 - Black people's favorite whites32:23 - Dedrick was an entrepreneurial child_________________________Follow the show: @wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinYouTube - @JustinEssenmacher Markus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - @phillipgarciacomedy Production:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

LIVE SHOW TICKETSSaturday, Sep 20, 9:00 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=118000MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW DEDRICK:https://www.instagram.com/deddyfatstacks/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...1:35 - Ads4:38 - Dedrick really wanted to be here5:38 - Smelling like work7:22 - Club Applebee's is a real thing9:15 - Cutting lawns in Georgia for AF1's12:16 - Snow is dangerous15:00 - Texas doesn't understand how snow works17:51 - Angry at work19:57 - It's rough for Michigan teams right now23:45 - Where there's money, there is hockey27:20 - Non-slip Spanish29:28 - Shout out the Honda Odyssey34:11 - How to get out of tickets in the South39:58 - Never blow45:23 - Dedrick pulled himself over51:52 - "You buy a Ford if you wanna cuss a lot"58:41 - Racoons are aliens1:01:22 - There's a dragon frozen in the Arctic1:10:29 - Everyone who sucks are lizards1:15:34 - Kia is the 2 for 25 of cars1:23:43 - Shower bloopers_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

LIVE SHOW TICKETSSaturday, Sep 20, 9:00 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=118000MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:42 - Markus' viral xtweet2:57 - ads6:18 - john reep is a pdf file9:16 - The thing about hairdressers9:59 - Come meet us 9/2012:10 - Closing your eyes while driving13:45 - Final Destination 6: The Last Destination16:20 - Justin wants to do episode 100 naked16:58 - Trailers are better than the movie20:54 - British people talk funny innit23:41 - I like my butt on the back26:23 - Promo code 9/11 for $2 off28:51 - Every movie but it's in Boston36:35 - Our votes are for sale38:32 - More movies in Boston41:39 - Laughing at accents43:47 - Why poop is the perfect joke47:07 - Piss mic theories48:43 - Definitly going somewhere with this52:15 - The elephant in the room54:43 - Markus has a coupon56:36 - If we got Human Centipeded1:02:12 - Being sober sucks, just be an alcoholic1:04:56 - What's cheese to a lion?1:05:38 - Where's the coupon to Markus!?!_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

LIVE SHOW TICKETSSaturday, Sep 20, 9:00 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=118000MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:58 - The top5:32 - God I hope we're still friends9:03 - Going Thru It w/ Justin Essenmacher13:25 - Being mean to your daughter's boyfriend15:47 - Third marriage is the charm19:13 - Trickle down economics at the comedy club21:06 - Primitive War is a good movie25:29 - Jerry Jones is the problem28:50 - Sports merch is horrible now33:46 - Sports suck, start gambling35:12 - Those who can't do37:13 - The WET Boys join ICE38:09 - Sprechen sie podcast?40:16 - If you see Markus, give him a hug45:11 - We got issues47:06 - Phil's mom calls in48:02 - Speaking German is easy52:29 - Justin got roasted by a stranger at work56:44 - We need adult scholarships1:00:05 - We'd be great substitute teachers1:01:54 - Learn to Serve at a Comedy Club1:05:08 - Jesus was a stoner1:09:32 - The Amish cheat now1:14:49 - Phil fixes Justin's hives1:16:24 - Markus' phat pork butt_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

LIVE SHOW TICKETSSaturday, Sep 20, 9:00 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=118000MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW COLTONhttps://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:46 - I Liked My Lunch Today3:40 - I Cracked This Open7:07 - Justin's a Liar9:02 - Char-zard, Squirt-le9:44 - Folding10:44 - Colton is the edgiest woke comic in Austin12:21 - Colton went to a women's college15:08 - B*tches be witches these days17:36 - Not All Women19:47 - Colton was peer pressured into being gay (and it killed his pet rabbit)25:25 - Better About Me27:00 - I Kissed a Dude (and Didnt Really Like It)28:39 - Doing comedy at BWW and Hooters32:30 - Cheapest shout out in the game36:12 - Black people are racist40:25 - I'm Bringin Woke Back45:09 - Don't disrespect the haka47:28 - Pissing on your balls is a right of passage50:52 - Does your mom have big boobs?51:40 - 21st birthday stories54:41 - Black out stories57:01 - Nostalgia weed1:00:57 - Biggest loser documentary is crazy1:05:22 - America is a circus_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

This is episode 87 of the WET Podcast.MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/FOLLOW JOEYhttps://www.instagram.com/thisisjoeysmith/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - NEW MERCH OUT NOW2:05 - Austin podcasters do ice bath and sauna11:09 - Joey is a prolific scammer14:08 - How to scam T-Mobile18:14 - Justin doesn't get defensive22:20 - Stop ordering things that need things added26:45 - Drawing legendary penises in Shertz Texas29:53 - Getting ISS as a kid32:15 - We're all sovereign citizens at heart33:37 - Are Waymos better than human drivers?37:01 - Go birds41:11 - Our mustaches are fake?!44:50 - Homeless lady infiltrated the comedy club49:13 - 2000 subs and we'll try tranq on the pod!53:24 - Trump and Putin 1v1 rust56:24 - Joey's demands trump pardon YNW Melly58:59 - How to get out of jury duty1:01:57 - Jordan Peele tried to buy the script for weapons1:04:13 - Childhood vandalism and crazy school bus drivers1:08:50 - Ubering your kids to school1:12:53 - Super Bowl predictions1:27:06 - Secret message for Markus_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

This is episode 86 of the WET Podcast.MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - ChatGPT wrote this intro1:41 - Phil quit golf7:12 - Car talk13:29 - Justin teaches us yoga20:43 - Markus is going thru it (it is tissues)25:59 - Alycast: What is wet?28:37 - Hecklers hijacked our live show34:29 - Red Lobster ruined Justin's life36:54 - Canadians aren't nice when they get drunk39:59 - We shouldn't have graduated college44:27 - ChatGPT will be doctors, lawyers, and p*rnstars49:16 - Heckler storms the stage58:46 - Colt's yo-yo encore1:00:52 - "Lesbians aren't real" - Colton Jones1:05:15 - Finding lesbian love at Apple Bees1:10:49 - Irish Goodbye vs German Goodbye1:16:04 - Thanks to everyone who came to the show!1:17:05 - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Markus butthole_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

This is episode 85 of the WET Podcast.MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/FOLLOW COLT:https://www.instagram.com/probablycolt/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - We have merch!0:53 - We're in a car3:45 - Why are we in a car?7:07 - Satisfying Kia moment8:35 - Colt the sound guy10:55 - How to always be happy13:10 - Driving in Texas sucks15:07 - You ever write sad sh*t down?18:51 - Giving back to the community23:06 - How to travel without a passport27:45 - Waluigi Mangione kills CEO of Chuck E. Cheese29:39 - Do we live in a simulation?31:58 - Cracker Barrel claims to have the best pancakes33:47 - Michigan is beautiful, we swear35:12 - Justin got the whole clock on his face rn38:14 - South park compares trump to Saddam39:46 - If Hooters had a Church47:49 - Leaking industry secrets53:25 - Super hero movies and Jurassic Park p*rn56:30 - Colt is a pro yo-yo artist1:07:19 - Our heads are too big1:12:48 - If we were cops1:16:37 - We missed Buc-ee's_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

This is episode 84 of the WET Podcast.LIVE PODCASTFt Worth, Hyenas, 7/26https://www.prekindle.com/promo/id/-2853111880138734978?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAae_JidtSIlIIsjCUO__1TNPiPiFnfdLIfI_oDuMjV5OplK76qm-d6zUXS6MKA_aem_UTabPCIEq4wX7DclvjP6DATEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________[]_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

This is episode 83 of the WET Podcast.LIVE PODCASTFt Worth, Hyenas, 7/26https://www.prekindle.com/promo/id/-2853111880138734978?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAae_JidtSIlIIsjCUO__1TNPiPiFnfdLIfI_oDuMjV5OplK76qm-d6zUXS6MKA_aem_UTabPCIEq4wX7DclvjP6DATEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________[]_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

This is episode 82 of the WET Podcast.TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________[]_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass