#102 EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

How’s Our Driving?🚨 IRREGULAR BOWELS, SOUTHERN INSULTS, & A LITTLE FITZMAGIC 🚨  This episode goes places sewage was never meant to go.In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a friend of ours, an industrial wastewater investigator, which sounds fake until he explains it and somehow sounds even more fake. We break down what his job actually is, how industries quietly destroy plumbing systems, and why you absolutely shouldn’t pour certain things down a drain unless you enjoy chaos.From there, things derail fast.We debate whether Applebee’s is still alive, question how seedless fruit exists, argue about eliminating basic human needs, and spiral into hypotheticals involving unlimited liquids that immediately get out of hand. There’s Florida football nostalgia, drunken NFL memories, fantasy league trauma, and one more aggressive investigation into Chris’s once-a-day bathroom habits.We also cover sleep hacks, Verizon outages, beef math that does not add up, Valentine’s Day gift advice no HR department would approve, and a look back at what was somehow considered normal in the 90s and early 2000s. This episode has science, sports, sewage, and poor judgment. So… on brand.👇 WATCH BEFORE THIS GETS FLAGGED FOR PLUMBING MISINFORMATION 👇👀 WHY PEOPLE CLICK THIS• Real jobs that sound made up • Plumbing stories that will haunt you • NFL nostalgia and Florida chaos • Hypotheticals that get irresponsible immediately • Relatable adult problems with no solutions📣 DO THE INTERNET THING👍 Like if you learned something you didn’t need to know 💬 Comment your unlimited liquid choice 📤 Share with someone who still thinks Applebee’s is fine 🔔 Subscribe for weekly poor choices and worse logicThis episode explains nothing clearly. But it does raise important questions about toilets.Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:40 – INDUSTRIAL WASTEWASTER INVESTIGATOR 8:37 – FRIENDLY FANDOM 12:25 – APPLEBEE’S 13:17 – WHAT IS A HYDRANT? 15:44 – ELIMINATING HUMAN NEEDS 18:27 – HOW DO YOU GROW SEEDLESS FRUIT? 20:44 – 11.22.63 25:46 – FITZMAGIC 38:52 – SOUTHERN INSULTS 44:10 – VERIZON OUTAGE 45:06 – MEAT 48:56 – FINGER LIQUIDS – ROUND 2 52:09 – IRREGULAR BOWELS­­ 58:24 – HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 1:01:21 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:06:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR PROVEN METHOD TO FALL ASLEEP INSTANTLY? 1:11:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS NORMAL IN THE 90S/2000S THAT WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE TODAY? 1:16:06 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:20:10 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #PoorChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #DarkHumor #PlumbingStories #NFLTalk #AskReddit #UnfilteredComedy #PodcastClipsSupport the show