Pour Choices Show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save yourself, and discover that “Inside Out” might secretly be psychological warfare.We kick things off with one of the weirdest questions ever asked about Nickelodeon history:Why does Gerald from Hey Arnold! wear the number 33? This quickly spirals into dark theories about the show, real or fake episodes, trivia, and the realization that we may have spent way too much time thinking about a football-headed cartoon kid.Then things get existential.We tackle the viral Red vs Blue Button scenario:Press Blue and everyone survives… but only if enough people trust each other.Press Red and you’re guaranteed safety… while potentially dooming everyone else.Naturally, we spend way too long exposing what kind of terrible people we probably are.From there, the episode completely derails:• Spirit Airlines apparently abandoning customers like a side quest NPC• Matching animals to their lifespans and realizing some creatures live WAY too long• Chris trying to determine when people officially stop “growing up”• A horrifyingly catchy Ring Around the Rosie trap remix• David watching Inside Out for the first time and getting emotionally assaulted by a Pixar movieThen we draft the most important household items ever invented in The Junk Drawer Draft, which becomes way more competitive than it should.We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about how you’d empty a trillion-dollar bank account in a month and the universally awkward experience of discovering adulthood in real time.It’s childhood nostalgia, moral philosophy, dumb drafts, bizarre trivia, and two grown men overanalyzing cartoons and human behavior like it’s a college thesis.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, conspiracy theories, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from Hey Arnold to existential dread in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE PRESSES THE RED BUTTON 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:47 – WHY DOES GERALD WEAR “33”? 3:05 – WHAT’S BIG, BROWN & MADE OF CONCRETE? 4:34 – THE RED & BLUE BUTTON DILEMMA 10:14 – WHEN DO YOU STOP “GROWING UP”? 15:23 – SPIRIT AIRLINES 17:15 – DARK HEY ARNOLD CONSPIRACY THEORY 23:54 – REAL OR FAKE: HEY ARNOLD EPISODES 27:12 – “HEY ARNOLD” TRIVIA 33:10 – “RING AROUND THE ROSIE” TRAP REMIX 35:46 – MATCH THE ANIMAL TO THE LIFESPAN 40:25 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 45:28 – THE JUNK DRAWER DRAFT 52:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 56:41 – ASK REDDIT: EMPTYING A TRILLION-DOLLAR BANK ACCOUNT 1:04:48 – ASK REDDIT: FIRST B***JOB EXPERIENCE 1:11:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:11:54 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:13:22 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HeyArnold #ConspiracyTheory #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #ViralPodcast #CartoonTheory #FunnyConversations #PodcastLifeSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about cargo vs shipment like two unemployed philosophers… to discovering that zombie fungi exist and can literally control ants like a horror movie written by nature itself.We kick things off with everyday questions that somehow spiral into existential confusion:• Why is it called cargo on a ship but a shipment in a car? • How did the first person who invented a clock even know what time it was? • If you could automate one part of your life, what are you never doing again?Then things get weird.Chris unlocks deep nostalgia by calling someone a “cheater cheater pumpkin eater,” while also casually admitting he watched an employee cheat on a manager test like that’s normal leadership behavior. Meanwhile, one of his plants is now in a full 3-week quarantine because it’s infested with spider mites… because apparently plants can have lockdowns too.Then we get into the stuff you weren’t ready for:• The real-life cordyceps fungus that turns ants into zombies • Why vinyl records somehow make less sense the more you think about them • A full breakdown of the most venomous animals in the worldWe also somehow cover:• Wizard of Oz trivia (you’re welcome, Aunt Su) • Guessing movie characters from concept art • Building the perfect athlete using traits from anyone everAnd just when it couldn’t get more ridiculous… we tell the story of a man who laughed so hard at a missed NFL field goal that it triggered a seizure… which led to doctors discovering a brain tumor that ended up saving his life.We wrap it up with Would You Rather, This Week’s Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about universally loved foods people secretly hate and the pettiest breakup lines imaginable.If you like comedy podcasts with wild trivia, bizarre science, ridiculous hypotheticals, conversations that go from zombie ants to vinyl records in five minutes, and two guys confidently explaining things they absolutely should’ve Googled first … you’re in the right place.Chapters 00:00 – INTRO4:16 – AUTOMATING YOUR LIFE5:45 – CARGO VS SHIPMENT6:47 – “CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER”7:48 – HOW DID WE INVENT TIME?8:50 – VINYL RECORDS MAKE NO SENSE12:25 – SPIDER MITES16:31 – CORDYCEPS19:56 – SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW22:06 – IS DEXTERITY WEIRD?25:13 – LEAN WIT IT, ROCK WIT IT28:11 – WIZARD OF OZ TRIVIA35:47 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART41:27 – TOY STORY HOT TAKE46:23 – THE MOST VENOMOUS ANIMALS51:58 – “FRÈRE JACQUES” TRAP REMIX54:27 – BUILD THE PERFECT ATHLETE1:02:43 – LIFESAVING MISSED FIELD GOAL1:05:37 – WOULD YOU RATHER1:08:55 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES1:10:38 – ASK REDDIT: FOODS PEOPLE HATE1:14:29 – ASK REDDIT: BREAK-UP LINES1:20:23 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:22:13 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY1:23:29 – OUTRO 📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like if you learned something you didn’t want to know🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos📤 Share this with someone who thinks vinyl records make senseCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WeirdFacts #ScienceFacts #AnimalFacts #PopCulture #AnimalTrivia #AskReddit #DSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we answer questions that absolutely didn’t need answers… and somehow still make them worse.We kick things off with one of the internet’s dumbest debates: what does WiFi actually stand for? (spoiler: nothing… and people are furious about it). From there, Chris gets offered a mystery energy drink flavor that sounds like it was named by a toddler having a stroke, and we spiral into a full breakdown of how many books it takes before your house becomes a library.Then we hit the real philosophical questions:How high do bald people wash their face? How many books does it take to make a library? Is anybody even reading this?Naturally, this leads into absolute chaos.We somehow end up singing French children’s songs like we’re in a preschool fever dream, debate Bigfoot vs Smash Mouth fandom timelines, and pivot into yelling farm noises for pigs like that’s normal adult behavior.Then things get aggressively unhinged:• A 0/10 shark movie review that saves you two hours of your life • A children’s song trap remix that should not exist but, thanks to the host, now does • Chris getting hammered at a charity golf tournament • A rapid-fire Name 10 game that exposes how slow our brains actually are • Blind ranking fictional dogs like it’s a life-or-death decision • A video game items draft that gets way too competitiveWe wrap it up with AskReddit questions about forgotten childhood games and the dumb things we’ve all tried “just to see what happens”… which honestly explains most of this podcast.It’s weird internet debates, nostalgia, dumb games, terrible movie takes, and two grown men confidently answering questions no one asked.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, pointless knowledge, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from WiFi to summoning pigs in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT WIFI 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO2:01 – WHAT DOES WIFI STAND FOR? 5:16 – THE “PINKLE TINKLE WINKLE” ENERGY DRINK6:43 – WHEN DOES A HOUSE BECOME A LIBRARY? 8:57 – HOW HIGH DO BALD PEOPLE WASH THEIR FACE? 10:22 – ALOUETTE 12:28 – PODCAST NOW ON SPOTIFY VIDEO 16:15 – “THRASH” ON NETFLIX – 0/10  19:22 – PARDON OUR FRENCH  21:09 – I’M A BELIEVER 23:13 – CHOP SUEY 26:51 – “OLD MACDONALD” TRAP REMIX 29:52 – CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT RECAP 38:47 – NAME 10 GAME50:16 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK 51:42 – BLIND RANK FICTIONAL DOGS 54:36 – VIDEO GAME ITEMS DRAFT 1:00:52 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:04:06 – ASK REDDIT: FORGOTTEN CHILDHOOD GAMES 1:09:20 – ASK REDDIT: THINGS YOU TRIED JUST TO SEE 1:14:26 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:18:46 – OUTRO 📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like if you’ve ever Googled something dumb🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos📤 Share this with someone who still thinks WiFi stands for somethingCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#KPOP # BTS #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #WeirdQuestions #PopCulture #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #UselessKnowledge #InternetCulture #FunnyConversations #GamingTalk #Nostalgia #PodcastLifeSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from financial decisions that make zero sense to prison hypotheticals, AI-generated “children’s” music, and one of the dumbest TikTok challenges you should absolutely not try at home.We kick things off with Chris refinancing his truck… immediately… and somehow getting a refund on GAP insurance, which raises the bigger question: why did he even have it in the first place? From there, we spiral into his terrarium becoming an accidental cultural crossover between a Chinese pagoda and a Japanese samurai… which leads to jokes that probably shouldn’t have been made but were anyway.Then it gets aggressively ridiculous.We ask questions like:• If you handcuff a deaf person, are you taking away their freedom of speech?• What happens if only one conjoined twin commits a crime?• If someone has a heart attack in the electric chair… do they save them?You know… normal conversation.We also get into real-world chaos: • A golf tournament raising money for the Women’s Center of Brevard County • Debating whether Rory McIlroy had an unfair advantage at The Masters • A rookie MLB player getting a massive contract with a name straight out of Hogwarts • A scenario where a pitcher throws a perfect game… and still losesThen things take a turn into pure internet nonsense:David gets gifted what he believes is a high-powered rotating toilet brush (it’s not), and AI somehow creates a “Wheels on the Bus” trap remix that has no business being as good as it is.From there it’s games and chaos: • Guess the Movie from the Sandwich • Guess the Acronym (Chris struggles… badly) • Would You Rather • AskReddit questions about brand loyalty and post-breakup pettinessIt’s pop culture, sports debates, dumb hypotheticals, AI nonsense, and two guys saying things out loud that probably should’ve stayed internal.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous questions, real-life stories, and conversations that go from finance to electric. chairs in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.Nothing makes sense.But somehow… it works.Chapters 00:00 – INTRO5:04 – GAP INSURANCE7:49 – TERRARIUM IDENTITY CRISIS9:29 – HANDCUFFING A DEAF PERSON10:26 – CONJOINED SENTENCE13:03 – IT'S ELECTRIC!14:09 – CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT17:30 – RORY’S ASTERISK19:50 – KEVIN MCGONIGLE21:26 – PERFECTLY IMPERFECT23:23 – DENNIS THE MENACE25:45 – THE ROTO-WIPE29:34 – TIKTOK TRENDS31:10 – WHEELS ON THE BUS TRAP REMIX35:20 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SANDWICH40:17 – GUESS THE ACRONYM47:20 – WOULD YOU RATHER?52:46 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES57:31 – ASK REDDIT: BRAND LOYALTY1:04:40 – ASK REDDIT: POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS1:10:07 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:12:19 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY1:14:29 – OUTRO 📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you’ve ever bought something you didn’t need 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who would fall for the Roto-WipeCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #SportsTalk #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #AIContent #FunnyConversationsSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨STICKS OF BUTTER, KITKAT HEISTS, & THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we try to figure out if April 15th is secretly the most important day to ever exist… and somehow end up talking about stolen candy, pocket watches, gas prices, and why “bi-weekly” is a word that should’ve been stopped at the border.We kick things off with a breakdown of some of the biggest historical events to ever happen on this day: Lincoln’s assassination, the Titanic sinking, Jackie Robinson changing baseball forever, insulin becoming available, and even the first McDonald’s opening. So naturally, we ask the question no historian has dared to ask… is this the GOAT date in history?From there, things get appropriately stupid.We uncover why jeans have that tiny useless pocket, which leads to a story about buying a pocket watch off the side of a highway like a 10-year-old with no survival instincts.Then the real chaos kicks in:• The absolute strangest place you could find a stick of butter• Whether “bi-weekly” means twice a week or once every two weeks (and why everyone is wrong)• Guessing prices from 1989 and realizing inflation is a scam• Complaining about gas prices like responsible adults• Try Not To Laugh (and fail immediately)We also touch on sports chaos, including Tiger Woods headlines and what Masters champions actually win, before diving into games like Guess Who and Guess the Movie from a single word… which goes about as well as you’d expect.We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what society pretends is normal and the most unhinged requests people have received doing OnlyFans… and yeah, it gets weird.It’s history, weird news, dumb games, economic complaints, and two guys connecting dots that absolutely don’t need to be connected.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, random knowledge, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from the Titanic to butter placement in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU REALIZE APRIL 15TH IS CURSED 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO3:19 – IS TODAY THE MOST SIGNIFICANT DAY EVER?7:42 – HIGHWAY ROBBERY9:42 – STRANGEST PLACE TO FIND A STICK OF BUTTER12:10 – IS BI-WEEKLY TWICE A WEEK OR ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS?14:45 – GUESS THE PRICES FROM 198920:35 – COMPLAINING ABOUT GAS PRICES25:21 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH30:35 – JUST D.U.I. IT32:00 – WHAT DO MASTERS CHAMPIONS WIN?37:51 – GUESS WHO?53:21 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD59:14 – “FROM” ON PRIME VIDEO1:03:22 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BUT INSANE? 1:15:54 – ASK REDDIT: MOST UNHINGED ONLYFANS REQUESTS1:20:41 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:22:24 – OUTRO📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you’ve complained about gas prices this week 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who thinks bi-weekly is clearCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WeirdNews #HistoryFacts #PopCulture #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #Trivia #EntertainmentPodcast #PodcastLifeSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 INVISIBLE EYELIDS, HARRY BOT-TER & THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL TAKE SERIOUSLY 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate our guest Joe’s birthday the only way we know how… by immediately asking questions that no sane person has ever needed answered.We kick things off with classic chaos: Would you rather have grass for hair or butterfly wings for ears? If you were invisible… could you see through your eyelids? And if flying only worked at 4 mph, are you still taking it?From there, things get aggressively stupid in the best way.We debate whether Spider-Man is actually sticky or if it’s just the suit doing all the work, question if dogs lick us because they know we’re just walking skeletons, and try to figure out what nationality a baby has if it’s born mid-flight over the ocean.Naturally, this leads into important discussions like: What are people from Belize called? What was Captain Morgan’s first mate’s name? And why Apple Notes has become the collective brain for three grown adults who can’t remember anything.Things escalate when David reads a completely unhinged Harry Potter chapter written by a bot, and a fake political debate generated after feeding a bot hundreds of hours of real ones. Both are somehow more coherent than expected.From there it’s pure chaos: • Guess the Movie from Shrimp (yes, really) • A brutal Easter candy debate involving Starburst jelly beans • Morbid but hilarious reflections on people from high school • Chris getting personally offended that someone owns Red Dead Redemption 2 and hasn’t played itWe wrap it up with Try Not To Laugh, Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about who will still be famous in 200 years and what the male equivalent of having no skills and turning to soliciting is.It’s absurd hypotheticals, pop culture debates, and three guys confidently answering questions that should’ve been ignored.If you like comedy podcasts with ridiculous energy, dumb games, weird science questions, and conversations that make you question everything… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU START QUESTIONING YOUR OWN EYELIDS 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO3:12 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!5:00 – GRASS HAIR OR BUTTERFLY WING EARS?6:58 – CAPTAIN MORGAN’S FIRST MATE DEBATE7:43 – INVISIBLE EYELIDS QUESTION9:41 – FLYING AT 4 MPH (WORTH IT?)10:50 – IS SPIDER-MAN STICKY, OR IS HIS SUIT STICKY?12:36 – WHY DO DOGS LICK US?13:40 – BORN IN TRANSIT17:45 – DON’T STOP BELIZEAN19:03 – BLITZ SPORTS MEDIA21:29 – APPLE NOTES25:51 – HERMIONE HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO DANCE37:05 – TRUMP VS BIDEN – BOT SHOWDOWN38:38 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SHRIMP45:45 – EASTER CANDY HOT TAKE47:28 – SOMETHING REALLY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN51:51 – THE PLAYSTATION PAPERWEIGHT55:04 – DREAMING OF A FANTA-SEA56:32 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH59:50 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES­­1:01:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHICH PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NOW WILL STILL BE FAMOUS IN 200 YEARS?1:09:19 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF TURNING TO PROSTITUTION?1:14:57 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:18:14 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WouldYouRather #PopCulture #AskReddit #DarkHumorSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag football controversy, evolutionary debates, and one of the worst travel stories you’ll ever hear.We kick things off revisiting an old take where Chris confidently said a professional flag football team wouldn’t stand a chance against NFL players… only for reality to absolutely embarrass him. Team USA didn’t just win… they dominated, and now we all have to sit with that.From there, things unravel fast.We debate whether buying a bigger bed gives you more or less bedroom, question the origin of the color orange, and try to figure out how an onion in Chris’s pantry turned into something that looks like it’s plotting against him.Then it gets weird in the best way:• If humans go extinct… do we just come back again eventually? • Chris finally receives his long-lost terrarium (after getting refunded… somehow) • A Venn diagram game that makes no sense until it suddenly does • Guessing movie villains based only on their eyes • Geography trivia that goes exactly as poorly as expectedDavid also recaps his 2-year anniversary trip to Crystal River, where he swam with manatees… and then immediately got attacked by bed bugs like it was a horror movie DLC. This somehow leads into stories about shingles at 21 and a literal island where aggressive monkeys were exiled in the 1960s.We also cover: • A 3D printed flexi manatee • The passing of Chuck Norris • An April Fools strategy so lazy it might actually work • Guessing movies from quotes (and getting all of them wrong except the right one) • AskReddit questions about jobs you’d never do and secrets people can finally revealIt’s sports debates, travel disasters, dumb games, conspiracy-level questions, and two grown men trying to understand basic concepts like colors and onions.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture trivia, and stories that go from wholesome to horrifying in seconds… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE BED BUGS SPREAD 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO0:43 – DADBOD+ PREMIUM (FAKE AD, REAL PAIN)2:13 – FANATICS FLAG FOOTBALL CLASSIC8:29 – MORE OR LESS BED ROOM?9:22 – A MATTRESS BUILT FOR A KING15:35 – THE ORIGIN OF THE COLOR ORANGE18:33 – THE MUTANT PANTRY ONION20:02 – WOULD HUMANS EVOLVE AGAIN?21:24 – THE LITTLE TERRARIUM THAT COULD 29:08 – VENN-DIAGRAM GAME36:41 – GUESS THE VILLAIN FROM THE EYES44:49 – 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY49:51 – DON’T LET THE BED BUGS BITE!54:24 – MONKEY ISLAND: EXILED CHAOS55:44 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK57:37 – GEOGRAPHY TRIVIA1:03:28 – R.I.P. CHUCK NORRIS1:05:01 – APRIL FOOLS!1:08:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES1:11:47 – MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY1:17:53 – ASK REDDIT – JOBS YOU’D NEVER DO1:22:01 – ASK REDDIT – NDA SECRETS REVEALED1:29:19 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:32:18 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #SportsTalk #NFL #TravelStories #AskReddit #PopCulture #Trivia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #PoSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT, DAD JOKES & A DANGEROUS “WHAT WOULD YOU DO?” SCENARIO🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive into the power of iconic quotes, and immediately ruin it with dad jokes and life decisions that absolutely should not be crowdsourced.We kick things off with a Dad Joke of the Day that sets the tone (low), followed by a completely unexplained PSA about loyalty. From there, we ask the important questions society refuses to answer… like what color a Smurf turns when you choke it, and what things people pretend are a choice that absolutely aren’t.Then reality sets in.Chris gives updates on his rapidly escalating terrarium obsession (including new moss that he’s way too excited about), while both hosts come to terms with the fact that they are pushing 40 and officially entering the “this might be it” phase of life. We also uncover that half of people can’t intentionally blur their own vision, which somehow becomes a full conversation.Things spiral when David presents a scenario about faking your job for 8 months and finally hitting the point where you can’t fake it anymore. Do you come clean, or double down and hope for the best?From there, it’s chaos:• Chris self-diagnoses a growing lump behind his ear (WebMD says “probably fine”) • Would You Rather scenarios that get uncomfortable fast • Why grammar matters more than you think (and can accidentally propose a foursome) • Guessing which athlete posted wild tweets (spoiler: it’s always Le’Veon Bell) • The Catchphrase Draft, breaking down the most iconic lines in pop cultureWe wrap it up with word association, unhinged AskReddit questions, and a “This Day in History” segment where Chris continues his streak of confidently incorrect guesses.It’s pop culture, dumb games, existential panic, and a deep dive into why certain phrases stick in your brain forever.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, viral-style debates, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that somehow go from grammar to life decisions in 30 seconds… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE ONE OF THESE CATCHPHRASES GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 4:06 – DAD JOKE OF THE DAY 6:18 – “NEVER QUESTION MY LOYALTY” PSA 7:04 – WHAT COLOR DOES A SMURF TURN? 8:12 – THINGS SOCIETY PRETENDS ARE A CHOICE 10:04 – WEEKLY UPDATES 17:12 – PUSHING 40 21:07 – BLURRED VISION 22:43 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 25:59 – CYST-ER FROM ANOTHER MR. 32:19 – WOULD YOU RATHER… 38:42 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART 46:07 – WHY GRAMMAR MATTERS (A LOT) 47:46 – GUESS THE ATHLETE TWEETS 51:37 – THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT 1:00:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:04:39 – WORD ASSOCIATION GAME 1:07:47 – ASK REDDIT – $100M TRADEOFF SCENARIO 1:11:18 – ASK REDDIT – DATING AN IDIOT 1:17:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:20:04 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:24:06 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #PopCulture #Catchphrases #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #EntertainmentPodcast #FunnyConversations #InternetCulture #PodcastLifeSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 GUESSING CELEBRITIES BY THEIR REAL NAMES, PERIODIC TABLE TRIVIA & THE GREATEST SIDEKICKS OF ALL TIME 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with one of the greatest guitar riffs ever written and somehow end up debating the most influential person in human history.Chris kicks things off talking about the legendary riff from “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria, before David immediately throws him into chaos by asking him to name the Top 5 Black people of all time.From there things spiral fast.Chris reads David the real names of famous celebrities and forces him to guess who they are, which proves that some of Hollywood’s biggest stars had names that absolutely would not have worked on a movie poster. We also debate the most influential person of all time, discuss why some people “run hot” like human space heaters, and revisit the universal frustration of trying to avoid conversation only to run into every neighbor in your apartment complex.Other highlights include: - Trying to figure out how you’d handcuff a one-armed man - Chris proudly discussing his new Marlin 1895 Dark Series rifle like it’s 1887 - A hidden iPhone trick that explains laundry tag symbols - Exploring the absurd subreddit r/BrandNewSentence where the internet produces phrases no human should ever say - David guessing elements from Periodic Table symbols - The Sidekick Draft, ranking the greatest sidekicks ever from movies, TV, and pop culture - Chris continuing to financially spiral into the terrarium hobby rabbit holeWe also break down one of baseball’s strangest rumors involving Moises Alou, debate ridiculous injuries people have suffered, and wrap up with unwritten life rules people swear by.It’s pop culture trivia, internet chaos, life hacks, dumb games, and two grown men arguing about science, celebrities, and sidekicks like it’s an Olympic sport.If you like comedy podcasts with weird trivia, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture debates, and conversations that go from guitar riffs to history lessons in five minutes… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE SPEND MORE MONEY ON TERRARIUMS 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO1:58 – THE RIFF 3:05 – TOP 5 BLACK PEOPLE OF ALL TIME DEBATE 5:35 – GUESS THE CELEBRITY FROM THEIR REAL NAME 12:52 – WHY COME PEOPLE “RUN HOT” 16:02 – WHO IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON EVER? 17:37 – AVOIDING PEOPLE AT ALL COSTS 21:37 – HOW DO YOU HANDCUFF A ONE-ARMED MAN? 22:35 – MARLIN 1895 DARK SERIES 28:04 – HIDDEN IPHONE TRICK FOR LAUNDRY TAGS 29:33 – r/BRANDNEWSENTENCE 34:22 – GUESSING ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE 39:32 – THE SIDEKICK DRAFT 43:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 44:13 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE DUMBEST WAY YOU’VE BEEN INJURED?­ 49:00 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN UNWRITTEN RULE YOU SWEAR BY? 54:32 – 9 56:20 – MONEY WELL SPENT 1:00:27 – MOISES ALOU 1:02:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:06:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:09:02 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #PopCulture #Trivia #SidekickDraft #AskReddit #MillennialHumor #DarkHumor #ViralPodcast #EntertainmentPodcast #FunnyConversations #InternetCulture #PodcastLifeSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?NUTTY PUTTY CAVE, HARRY POTTER SCREEN TIME & THE WEIRDEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL HEAR ALL WEEK!This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about whether gauze is secretly plural to telling one of the most disturbing real stories you’ve probably never heard… the tragedy of Nutty Putty Cave, where a man became trapped upside down in a 10” x 18” passage for 27 hours.Naturally, after that emotional whiplash, things immediately spiral into the kinds of questions only two guys with microphones would ask each other:·      What would you yell in a crowd to find your friend without saying their name?·      Have you looked at every possible time on a clock during your lifetime?·      And if you had to drink an entire bottle of one bodily fluid… which are you picking? Somewhere in the chaos we also revisit Little Monsters, remember the classic Nickelodeon Magazine PLEASE! commercial, and debate whether we should start collecting football cards again like it’s 1998.Then things get nerdy in the best way when Chris tries to guess the Top 20 Harry Potter characters with the most screen time, which leads to arguments about who actually mattered in the movies and who just stood around Hogwarts looking dramatic.We also talk about:·      Chris getting scammed by a counterfeit postage terrarium seller·      Words that only exist next to other words (like “torrential downpour”)·      The rumored disappearance of the penny·      A conspiracy that gravity might disappear on August 12th·      Supporting an employee’s dangerous caffeine addiction·      And the usual Try Not To Laugh dark jokes It’s weird news, nostalgic pop culture, random trivia, conspiracy talk, and the kind of ridiculous hypotheticals that make you question how we function in society.If you like comedy podcasts full of bizarre questions, pop culture debates, dumb games, and conversations that jump from horrifying cave stories to Harry Potter trivia… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE GRAVITY DISAPPEARS 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 5:09 – IS GAUZE PLURAL? CHRIS THINKS SO 6:24 – THE NUTTY PUTTY CAVE TRAGEDY 10:01 – HOW WOULD YOU FIND ME IN A CROWD? 11:25 – THE WORST BODILY FLUID CHALLENGE 12:42 – HAVE YOU SEEN EVERY TIME ON A CLOCK? 14:35 – REDISCOVERING LITTLE MONSTERS 17:11 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH (DARK JOKES) 21:23 – COUNTERFEIT POSTAGE 26:31 – SHOULD WE START COLLECTING FOOTBALL CARDS AGAIN? 28:25 – WORDS THAT ONLY EXIST WITH OTHER WORDS 31:22 – SUPPORTING SUBORDINATE ADDICTIONS 34:03 – “NICKELODEON MAGAZINE PLEASE!” 35:32 – TOP 20 HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS BY SCREEN TIME 42:42 – IS THE PENNY FINALLY GOING AWAY? 46:32 – THE GRAVITY CONSPIRACY 48:44 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 50:02 – ASK REDDIT – WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR $2 MILLION 53:22 – ASK REDDIT – NORMAL THINGS YOU DIDN’T REALIZE WERE WEIRD 1:01:04 – CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS 1:07:01 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #PopCulture #AskReddit #DarkHumor #Nostalgia #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #ConspiracyTalk #Trivia #EntertainmentPodcast #FunnyConversationsSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 SECRET MALL APARTMENTS, OLYMPIC DRAMA & A $10M MALL SURVIVAL CHALLENGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from prairie dogs and boa constrictors to Winter Olympic politics, protein marketing conspiracies, and the psychological warfare that is modern grocery store layouts.Chris kicks things off after seeing a guy with pet prairie dogs, which somehow reminds David of a stand-up bit involving a boa constrictor worn like Britney Spears at the VMAs. From there, we pivot into the U.S.A. hockey team taking gold over Canada, Olympic trivia, banned countries, and the ongoing chaos that is international competition.Then it gets weird in the best way.We debate what color each day of the week is, question why Snoop Dogg is selling gold coins with his own face on them, and break down whether you shop for groceries by a list or by surrendering to the store’s manipulative layout strategy. Chris also rants about protein being slapped onto every product like it’s a personality trait. Chris rediscovers a list of completely random words in his notes and has no idea what they were for. Naturally, this leads into a game of “Guess the Movie from the Wrong Characters”, where plots get explained using actors’ roles from entirely different films.Then we dive into the Netflix documentary Secret Mall Apartment, which sets up the ultimate hypothetical:You get $10,000,000 if you can live secretly inside a mall for 4 years without being caught. How are you pulling it off?From there, it’s pure nostalgia chaos with The Mall Draft, picking the best stores from late 90s/early 2000s mall culture, plus AskReddit prompts about random movie quotes and unethical life hacks.It’s Olympic trivia, mall psychology, dad jokes, secret living strategies, and two grown men deeply analyzing retail layouts like it’s national security.If you like comedy podcasts with nostalgic energy, absurd hypotheticals, clever games, and stories that start normal and end in a hidden mall apartment… welcome home.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE MALL SECURITY CAMERAS FIND US 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:32 – PRAIRIE DOGS & BOA CONSTRICTORS 5:08 – U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 8:07 – WINTER OLYMPIC STATISTICS 12:13 – BANNED FROM THE OLYMPICS 15:03 – WHAT COLOR IS EACH DAY OF THE WEEK? 17:27 – GOLDD 18:21 – DO YOU SHOP FOR GROCERIES BY THE LIST OR THE WAY THE STORE IS ARRANGED? 20:41 – PROTEIN IN EVERYTHING! 23:02 – CHRIS’S CRYPTOGRAPHIC CYPHER 26:03 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WRONG CHARACTERS 29:58 – WHAT GRINDS OUR GEARS 33:29 – SECRET MALL APARTMENT 37:18 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE 42:28 – THE MALL DRAFT 49:32 –  THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 52:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A RANDOM MOVIE QUOTE THAT YOU REPEAT FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER? 59:57 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST UNETHICAL LIFE HACK? 1:10:16 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:12:21 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WinterOlympics #SecretMallApartment #MallNostalgia #AskReddit #MovieQuotes #LifeHacks #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #NetflixDocumentary #UnfilteredComedySupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 HARRY POTTER PLOT HOLES, LIGHTNING MCQUEEN INSURANCE & PETS DOING STUPID THINGS 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start by debating whether “pronunciate” is a real word, spiral into Chris’s full-blown Crazy Plant Guy arc, and somehow end up rewriting fictional law, infrastructure, and wizarding logic with absolute confidence.Chris gives a terrarium update that feels suspiciously like a midlife crisis in soil form, while David revisits the now-infamous 20-foot angry chicken scenario because apparently no lesson was learned the first time. The strategy still isn’t better.We then ask the hard-hitting cultural questions no one else will touch:Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?What is the gayest piece of infrastructure?How many Sesame Street tattoos are you getting for $10,000 each?Things escalate when David unveils what might be the biggest Harry Potter plot hole ever, followed by full-blown “What If?” wizard scenarios that would absolutely get us banned from Hogwarts.From there, it’s pure chaos:Guess Who – Harry Potter Edition.Regular Guess Who.Would You Rather.The Horse Draft (which includes Mustangs, Colts, and Sarah Jessica Parker because of course it does).AskReddit questions about what people underestimate and the dumbest things pets have done.It’s nostalgia, pop culture debates, dumb games, and two grown men arguing about fictional physics like it’s a congressional hearing.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, absurd hypotheticals, nerd arguments, and absolutely no conclusions… welcome home.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A WIZARD FACT-CHECKS US 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO3:00 – PRONUNCIATE vs ANNUNCIATE4:15 – CRAZY PLANT GUY6:35 – REVISITING THE CHICKEN8:05 – WHAT IS THE GAYEST PIECE OF INFRASTRUCTURE?10:39 – DOES LIGHTING MCQUEEN HAVE CAR INSURANCE OR LIFE INSURANCE?12:20 – SESAME STREET TATTOOS15:41 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY19:36 – THE BIGGEST PLOT HOLE IN HARRY POTTER20:37 – R.I.P. MR. KEYES24:02 – HARRY POTTER “WHAT-IF’S”28:54 – GUESS WHO – HARRY POTTER EDITION35:14 – GUESS WHO49:54 – WOULD YOU RATHER54:41 – THE HORSE DRAFT1:00:40 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES1:02:25 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS FAR MORE THAN PEOPLE REALIZE?1:08:21 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE STUPIDEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOUR PET DO?1:13:40 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:17:07 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #WouldYouRather #PopCulture #AskReddit #Nostalgia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #GamingTalk #ViralPodcast #GuessWho #PodcastLifeSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 DAVID’S WIFE FINALLY JOINS THE SHOW… AND IT GETS WEIRD FAST. 🚨 For the first time in 106 episodes, David’s wife makes her official debut on ThePourChoicesShow, and within minutes we’re asking the kind of questions that make you wonder how they’ve stayed married, employed, or allowed in public.This episode is packed with ridiculous hypotheticals, nostalgic childhood games, and AskReddit prompts that immediately spiral into chaos. We debate whether Black History Month got shorted on purpose, attempt to hide pancakes in a bed like deranged breakfast burglars, and figure out how to survive a fight against a 20-foot angry chicken using a one-shot ray gun and a single 5-letter noun.Then things take a hard turn into a game where David’s wife sends pictures of feminine products and we have to guess what they are… which goes exactly as poorly as you’d expect from two grown men who still argue about stairs.We wrap it up with a series of AskReddit questions ranging from “what hobby attracts the most douchebags?” to the deeply unsettling hypothetical where orgasms turn you dark blue for 24 hours. (Yes, we talk about the implications. No, we don’t solve anything.)If you like comedy podcasts with dumb games, wild hypotheticals, and the occasional reminder that adulthood is a scam, you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THIS EPISODE GETS US GROUNDED 👇👍 Like if your mental age is still 17 🔔 Subscribe for weekly poor choices and worse logic 📤 Share this with someone who thinks they’re “mature”Chapters 00:00 – INTRO3:56 – SPECIAL GUEST!5:51 – BLACK HISTORY MONTH7:36 – HOW MANY PANCAKES COULD YOU HIDE?13:46 – POOH STICKS18:18 – MAN VS CHICKEN22:39 – 10,000 T’s25:20 – STANDING BACKWARDS ON A FLIGHT OF STAIRS26:49 – A DAY IN HER SHOES41:00 – FINISH THE SENTENCE57:34 – ASK REDDIT – BLUEGASMS1:02:44 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT HOBBY ATTRACTS THE MOST DOUCHEBAGS?1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT – HOW OLD ARE YOU & HOW OLD DO YOU FEEL MENTALLY?1:20:16 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES1:22:30 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:27:27 – OUTRO­­  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #Hypotheticals #RelationshipHumor #HusbandAndWife #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PodcastEpisode #FunnyConversations #ViralPodcast #StandUpComedySupport the show

How’s Our Driving?UNHINGED HYPOTHETICALS, RACISTS TESTS, AND THE STINKY CHEESE MAN! Unfortunately for you, we’re back with another episode of The Pour Choices Show where two grown men sit down with microphones and immediately prove why society shouldn’t let adults have free time. Things went off the rails before the first mic was even hot and within minutes we’re derailed by a wildly unnecessary “what color is Jamal?” brain teaser, followed by a heated argument about what “cryptic” actually means. Spoiler: we don’t know.From unhinged $100M hypothetical challenges involving ketchup bottles and Harry Potter to a realization about a specific logo that left one host genuinely stunned, this episode of the Pour Choices Show is a fever dream of poor decisions and even poorer logic. From there it gets worse (in the best way):David unveils an AI face-combo of two past guests that somehow becomes a plumbing jokeChris gives a terrarium update and admits he rage-quit crafting and just bought a prebuilt setup (Randy lives on)We debate if you’d crawl everywhere for 10 years for $10M, and whether rewriting Harry Potter with ketchup is a “couple years” problem or a “five-year mental breakdown” problemOne host has a horrifying learning moment about the double lightning bolt symbol… and the other is stunned this is new informationWe run through Would You Rather prompts that go from practical to “maybe don’t say that out loud”We play Real or Fake Inventions, including a hangover predictor, a “this could’ve been an email” meeting translator, and a smartwatch vibe checker that politely tells you to shut upWe review a bright green sour from Voodoo Brewing Company that gets described as “Shrek peed in your glass” and still scores a 9.45 because taste apparently matters more than dignityWe close with the most petty AskReddit prompt ever: what would you wish on your worst enemy? (Flat sodas, carbonated milk, pebble-in-shoe misery… you know, the real evil)If you like chaotic conversations, dark jokes, dumb games, and two friends confidently saying things they should’ve kept inside their skulls… this one’s for you.Grab a drink, hit subscribe, and let’s get into the chaos.Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 2:05 – TALES FROM THE CRYPT 4:07 – SUPER MARIO, BRO 7:59 – CRAWLING TO THE BANK 10:12 – RE-WRITING HARRY POTTER WITH KETCHUP 13:58 – STINKY CHEESE MAN 18:31 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH 20:11 – TERRARIUM UPDATE 24:27 – HE HAS RESIN 26:20 – ROCKEN UND ROLEN DIE GANZE NACHT 30:07 – SHARON! 33:06 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 41:16 – REAL OR FAKE – INVENTIONS 48:02 – THE RACIST TEST 51:42 – GUESS THE GAME FROM THE MAP 59:24 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:03:15 – ASK REDDIT – $1,000,000 TO EAT THE LAST THING YOU ATE FOR 6 MONTHS, DO YOU DO IT? 1:07:14 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WOULD YOU WISH ON YOUR WORST ENEMY? 1:17:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:19:41 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#PourChoicesShow #HarryPotter #VoodooBrewing #ComedyPodcast #FunnyStories #WouldYouRather #TechDrama #DarkHumor #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #ViralPodcastSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🎉 TWO YEARS IN. STILL MAKING POUR CHOICES. 🎉We hit our 2-year anniversary and celebrated the only way we know how: bad hypotheticals, worse opinions, and announcements that definitely should not be buried 45 minutes into a comedy podcast.Two years of bad decisions, questionable logic, and absolute chaos have led us here. So, naturally, we’re diving straight into the deep end: from life-changing baby announcements to the wildest "Would You Rather" scenarios that will make you question your own sanity.Why was Hulk Hogan’s gas tank a target at a Tampa strip club? Is the Helen Keller conspiracy actually plausible? And if you had to survive 30 days in a video game to become a billionaire in real life—which one are you picking? (Choose carefully, because if you die in the game, you're toast).It’s a celebration episode.So naturally, nothing is under control.Grab a drink, hit that subscribe button, and let’s make some more Pour Choices.Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:20 – JESUS WAS A PROPHET!? 4:56 – IF YOU COULD ADD ONE ZERO TO YOUR LIFE… 6:40 – WHAT LETTER WOULD YOU SLEEP ON? 9:43 – BRING YOUR ANIMAL TO WORK DAY 12:40 – WEST VIRGINIA 15:11 – RIDDLE ME THIS 16:56 – DIY T-SHIRTS 20:26 – ODYSSEY 2001 33:56 – BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS 35:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 44:09 – THE NEIGHBORHOOD TEA 48:31 – I.C.E., I.C.E. BABY 54:45 – THE HELEN KELLER CONSPIRACY 1:02:15 – SUPER BOWL TRIVIA 1:10:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:13:58 – ASK REDDIT – SURVIVING IN A VIDEO GAME FOR 30 DAYS 1:23:16 – ASK REDDIT – WOMEN, WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY THINKING WHEN YOU CATCH A GUY LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBS? 1:27:35 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:36:10 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShowWE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU: The Big Question: You have to survive 30 days in a video game. If you make it out, you keep all the money and superpowers. If you die, it’s game over for real. Which game are you choosing? Let us know in the comments! #PourChoices #HelenKellerConspiracy #VideoGameSurvival #HulkHogan #Storytime #ComedyPodcast #DarkHumor #WouldYouRather #PodcastAnniversary #UnfilteredComedy #AskReddit Support the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 SOLICITORS, TERRARIUM REGRETS, AND LOSING FIGHTS TO CHILDREN 🚨 Another normal episode of The Pour Choices Show, unfortunately.This episode starts with a home invasion by a gutter salesman who ignored a “baby sleeping” sign and tried to sell gutters to a man who does not own gutters. From there, it snowballs into winter storm panic, accidental admissions of aging, and the unsettling realization that nursery rhymes are basically horror stories for toddlers.We rank vacation nights like it’s a competitive sport, relive Chris’s long history of trying to use banks on Black holidays, and spiral into YouTube comment sections, drunk Amazon purchases, and a terrarium project that proves creativity cannot be bought with Prime shipping.Somewhere along the way, we debate fighting children weekly, uncover one of the most absurd rules in NFL history, argue about N64 controller cord etiquette, and build a bracket to determine the coolest character of all time. Chris also embarrasses himself trying to guess historical years, which has become tradition.It’s nostalgia, bad decisions, weird hypotheticals, and the kind of conversations you only have when no one’s in charge. 👇 WATCH BEFORE YOU REMEMBER HOW OLD YOU ARE 👇 👀 WHY PEOPLE CLICK THIS• Relatable adult annoyances • Nostalgia that hurts a little • Dumb debates that feel important • YouTube rabbit holes we’ve all fallen into • Proof that confidence ≠ intelligence📣 DO THE INTERNET THING 👍 Like if you’ve ever regretted an Amazon purchase 💬 Comment your coolest character of all time 📤 Share with someone who still wraps N64 cords wrong 🔔 Subscribe for weekly pour choices and worse logicNothing is resolved. No lessons are learned. Exactly how we like it.Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:45 – “CAN I CLEAN YOUR GUTTERS?” 6:24 – WINTER WEATHER 9:28 – A GOOD SCRATCHER 11:36 – 4 NIGHT VACATION 17:41 – MLK DAY 20:25 – MOTHER GOOSE 22:47 – 10 HOURS OF RAIN 29:59 – THE GREEN THUMB 41:41 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 53:16 – PALPABLY UNFAIR ACT 55:00 – HOW DO YOU WRAP YOUR N64 CONTROLLER? 57:28 – COOLEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME 1:04:20 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:05:51 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A SMELL YOU FIND ODDLY SATISFYING? 1:10:58 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CONTROVERSY? 1:19:50 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:23:51 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:26:39 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #DarkHumor #NostalgiaTalk #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #UnfilteredComedy #PodcastClipsSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 IRREGULAR BOWELS, SOUTHERN INSULTS, & A LITTLE FITZMAGIC 🚨  This episode goes places sewage was never meant to go.In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a friend of ours, an industrial wastewater investigator, which sounds fake until he explains it and somehow sounds even more fake. We break down what his job actually is, how industries quietly destroy plumbing systems, and why you absolutely shouldn’t pour certain things down a drain unless you enjoy chaos.From there, things derail fast.We debate whether Applebee’s is still alive, question how seedless fruit exists, argue about eliminating basic human needs, and spiral into hypotheticals involving unlimited liquids that immediately get out of hand. There’s Florida football nostalgia, drunken NFL memories, fantasy league trauma, and one more aggressive investigation into Chris’s once-a-day bathroom habits.We also cover sleep hacks, Verizon outages, beef math that does not add up, Valentine’s Day gift advice no HR department would approve, and a look back at what was somehow considered normal in the 90s and early 2000s. This episode has science, sports, sewage, and poor judgment. So… on brand.👇 WATCH BEFORE THIS GETS FLAGGED FOR PLUMBING MISINFORMATION 👇👀 WHY PEOPLE CLICK THIS• Real jobs that sound made up • Plumbing stories that will haunt you • NFL nostalgia and Florida chaos • Hypotheticals that get irresponsible immediately • Relatable adult problems with no solutions📣 DO THE INTERNET THING👍 Like if you learned something you didn’t need to know 💬 Comment your unlimited liquid choice 📤 Share with someone who still thinks Applebee’s is fine 🔔 Subscribe for weekly poor choices and worse logicThis episode explains nothing clearly. But it does raise important questions about toilets.Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:40 – INDUSTRIAL WASTEWASTER INVESTIGATOR 8:37 – FRIENDLY FANDOM 12:25 – APPLEBEE’S 13:17 – WHAT IS A HYDRANT? 15:44 – ELIMINATING HUMAN NEEDS 18:27 – HOW DO YOU GROW SEEDLESS FRUIT? 20:44 – 11.22.63 25:46 – FITZMAGIC 38:52 – SOUTHERN INSULTS 44:10 – VERIZON OUTAGE 45:06 – MEAT 48:56 – FINGER LIQUIDS – ROUND 2 52:09 – IRREGULAR BOWELS­­ 58:24 – HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 1:01:21 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:06:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR PROVEN METHOD TO FALL ASLEEP INSTANTLY? 1:11:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS NORMAL IN THE 90S/2000S THAT WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE TODAY? 1:16:06 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:20:10 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #PoorChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #DarkHumor #PlumbingStories #NFLTalk #AskReddit #UnfilteredComedy #PodcastClipsSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🚨 Dark Humor. Adulting and The Sandwich Draft. 🚨 You’ve been warned.In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, the conversation spirals beautifully from everyday adult frustrations to existential dread, fast food empires, and one of the most unnecessary but passionate sandwich drafts we’ve ever done.We talk about gaming apartment leases, fighting mysterious charges from medical supply companies, and realizing way too late that society doesn’t prepare anyone for… anything. There’s health paranoia, prison “reform” skepticism, Final Destination trauma, nostalgic sports memories, and a historical moment where Massachusetts tried to apologize for witch executions with a one-day fast. Bold strategy.It’s dark humor, real-life confusion, and dumb debates wrapped into one episode that somehow makes sense while listening and absolutely doesn’t when you try to explain it.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE OVERTHINK IT 👇👀 WHY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING Relatable adult problems no one warned you about Food debates that matter more than politics Nostalgia, bad systems, and worse solutions👍 Like if adulting feels like a scam 💬 Comment your sandwich draft pick or you’re wrong 📤 Share with someone who still thinks prison reform is simple 🔔 Subscribe for weekly poor choices and worse opinionsChapters 00:00 – INTRO 5:13 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH – DARK HUMOR 7:36 – A MAN WITH A PLAN 9:19 – VANITY TAGS 12:54 – THEY’RE COMING FOR US 15:06 – WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SOLVED A PROBLEM? 17:36 – #2 PENCILS 18:05 – NEW & IMPROVED 20:51 – 3% MILK 22:06 – PRISON “REFORM” 25:09 – THEM O’s, HON 28:14 – LUCKY LOHRKE 33:28 – FINAL DESTINATION 39:05 – TOP 5 LARGEST FAST FOOD CHAINS IN AMERICA 42:51 – THE SANDWICH DRAFT 52:02 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 54:05 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN UNDERRATED THING ABOUT BEING SINGLE? 1:00:41 – CONFLICT OF INTEREST 1:01:47 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A HUSBAND SKILL THAT EVERY HUSBAND MUST HAVE? 1:07:49 – OUR BAD, Y’ALL… 1:09:51 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:13:31 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #DarkHumor #FunnyPodcast #PoorChoicesShow #SandwichDraft #AdultingProblems #FastFoodTalk #AskReddit #UnfilteredComedy #PodcastClipsSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?🎉 EPISODE 100. WE SURVIVED. SOMEHOW. 🎉 The Poor Choices Show hits triple digits and immediately proves we should not be trusted with milestones.This episode has everything:Questionable health advice, powder-based breakfast decisions, religious conversions that won’t hold up in court, and the kind of nostalgia that sneaks up on you while you’re “just cleaning.”We reflect on a year of podcasting, bad habits that stuck around, and the terrifying realization that we’ve done this 100 times. Along the way, we argue about desks made of doors, blackheads that qualify as archaeological finds, names that haven’t existed since the Great Depression, and whether a magic carpet is legally a rug.If you’ve been here since episode one, thanks for the emotional damage. If you’re new, this is your warning.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE REGRET POSTING IT 👇🚨 WHY YOU SHOULD CARE 🚨 • Raw, unfiltered comedy podcast • Awful opinions delivered confidently • Perfect background noise until you stop what you’re doing and stare at the TV 👉 SUBSCRIBE so you don’t miss future bad ideas 💬 COMMENT your price to never speak to your best friend again 👍 LIKE if you’ve ever made a health decision based on vibes 📤 SHARE with someone who still has their Christmas tree up 100 episodes in.Still no growth as people.Thanks for watching.Keywords: comedy podcast, episode 100 podcast, funny podcast clips, Poor Choices Show, offensive comedy podcast, nostalgic movies discussion, podcast milestones, viral podcast moments, dark humor podcast, podcast argumentsSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Pop-Tart Logic, Grinch Trauma, & Blind Millionaire ProblemsIt’s the last Pour Choices of the year, so naturally we opened the champagne bottle of chaos and let it foam all over the floor. The boys are debating the deep stuff, like whether a Pop-Tart is technically a ravioli (it is), and Chris drops a totally casual bomb about anthrax stockpiles and government seed bunkers—because nothing screams holiday cheer like biohazard paranoia. We relive the annual lie that is New Year’s resolutions, laugh at tweets that hit way too close to home, and wonder if David deserves jail time for thinking mosquito eaters are just really swole mosquitoes — he’s a father by the way. There's also a wholesome moment where David traumatizes his daughter at a distillery featuring the Grinch, because parenting is about balance. Then it’s a lightning round of “This or That,” a “Pour Choices Awards” ceremony (Jake Paul catches a stray, again), and a rundown of the dumbest headlines from 2025.And if none of that sounds insane enough, we throw in a $50 million challenge that involves going blind every night when the sun sets. Would you take the money, or are you a coward who enjoys vision too much? We wrap it up with birthdays, booze, and a draft involving the number 99 — yes, seriously.Smash that subscribe button like it insulted your mom, give us a like because validation is our drug of choice, and drop a comment telling us your dumbest resolution so we don’t feel alone. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 6:37 – IS A POP-TART RAVIOLI? 9:56 – ONE OF EVERYTHING 12:01 – MEMORABLE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION 15:55 – NEW YEAR, NEW TWEETS 20:45 – MOSQUITO EATERS 22:48 – THE, THE, THE, THE GRINCH! 25:04 – THIS OR THAT – NEW YEAR’S EDITION 28:19 – FINISH THE YEAR, FINISH THE SENTENCE 29:37 – 2025 POUR CHOICES AWARDS 32:48 – 2025, OR NOT 2025? 35:43 – THE FUNNIEST/DUMBEST HEADLINES FROM 2025 42:02 – THE “99” DRAFT 45:55 – $50,000,000 CHALLENGE 50:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 2026 MAJOR EVENT TO BE? 55:43 – ASK REDDIT – ADULTS, HOW DO YOU DO IT ALL EVERY DAY? 58:11 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:01:28 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:05:47 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:08:57 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #NewYearsBS #MaleHumor #PourChoicesPodcast #JakePaulSucks #SarcasticAF #2025Recap #PourChoicesPodcast #PopTartRavioliDebate #TheGrinchTriggeredMyKid #JakePaulIsTheWorst #DarkHumorComedy #BlindMillionaireChallengeSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?KFC Christmas, Home Alone Conspiracies, & Seriously.., WTF is Kwanzaa? This episode is basically what happens when you lock two grown men in a room with Christmas spirit, internet access, and absolutely no adult supervision. We spiral from Japan apparently treating KFC like holy communion on Christmas, to Chick‑fil‑A setting the global standard for customer service, to Chris discovering you can schedule texts like it’s brand-new witchcraft. Somewhere in there, we calculate how financially irresponsible the 12 Days of Christmas actually is and argue whether Home Alone is secretly a Christian movie… before immediately explaining why it makes absolutely zero sense from a legal, parental, or logical standpoint. Then things get festive and unhinged. We break down Christmas trivia no one asked for (like Donner allegedly being Rudolph’s dad), try to figure out what the hell Kwanzaa actually is, and ask some slightly offensive questions about it that will definitely age poorly. There’s beet strips (don’t ask), Florida charging $50 for a plastic license, Christmas conspiracy theories, and the eternal problem of what to buy the person who already owns everything—and doesn’t need another candle. We also play games like This or That – Christmas Edition, Would You Rather – Christmas Edition, and match the best-selling gifts of the 90s to the correct year, which is way harder than it should be if you claim to love nostalgia. We wrap it up with Pour Choices (liquid courage), a holiday work outing recap, and AskReddit gems about the worst gifts people have ever received and everyone’s hottest Christmas takes. So like, smash subscribe or don’t—we’ll still be here arguing about Die Hard and judging your Secret Santa choices either way. Drop a comment if you’ve ever gotten socks from someone who definitely hates you. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!ChaptersINTRO – 00:00 DIE HARD WON’T DIE – 2:25 TECHNOLOGY UPDATES – 3:51 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – 7:30 HOME ALONE IS A CHRSTIAN MOVIE – 13:25 HOME ALONE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE – 15:37 BEET STRIPS – 18:40 CHRISTMAS TRIVIA – 20:25 RUDOLPF THE RED NOSED REINDEER – 28:11 HAPPY KWANZAA! – 28:55 KWANZAA QUESTIONS – 34:20 THIS OR THAT – CHRISTMAS EDITION – 37:05 SACRIFICIAL LICENSE RENEWAL – 41:03 WHAT DO YOU GET THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING? – 42:41 CHRISTMAS CONSPIRACY THEORIES – 45:02   BEST SELLING GIFTS OF THE 90'S – 54:23   WOULD YOU RATHER - CHRISTMAS EDITION – 58:41   THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES – 01:00:23   HOLIDAY WORK OUTING – 01:03:01   ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST GIFT YOU’VE GOTTEN FOR CHRISTMAS? – 01:05:19   ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR CHRISTMAS HOT TAKE? – 01:11:18   HAPPY BIRTHDAY! – 01:21:42   OUTRO – 01:23:29_________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #ChristmasChaos #ChristmasPodcastSpecial #HolidayHotTakes #HomeAlone #DieHard #90sNostalgia #SarcasticHumorSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Bezos Island, Nudist Colonies, & Panic at PaneraIf you've ever asked yourself, “What do Confucius, naked people, masturbating hobos, and Jeff Bezos ghost challenges have in common?” …welcome to the only podcast dumb enough to answer that question.In this episode of Pour Choices Show, the boys dig into some real philosophical brain benders—like whether Bingo was the farmer or the dog, why the alphabet is in that weird-ass order, and if Netflix is about to turn Harry Potter into a drag brunch. David admits he didn’t know “striped pajamas” had Holocaust vibes, Chris caught a homeless dude punching the clown in a Panera bathroom, and somewhere in between, they hand out heartfelt advice for terrible human beings.We also find out that nudists apparently have a capital, and the only thing weirder than that is the fact that Chris's boss wants to know everyone’s favorite tree. Oh, and don’t miss our totally serious survival breakdown of the Jeff Bezos Naked Island $1.3M Challenge, where you’ve got weekly Amazon credits and no WiFi—but hey, at least there’s a U2 iPod and angry monkeys to keep you company. Toss in some Pour Choices, a couple wild Ask Reddit segments (including a nudist AMA), and our usual chaos, and you've got yourself another episode your therapist would recommend skipping. 👊 Smash that like button like a monkey defending his island turf. 🧠 Drop a comment with your Amazon survival plan. 🫠 Subscribe so we can continue ruining your day weekly. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 2:45 – WHO IS CONFUSCIUS? 4:35 – WILL NETFLIX RUIN HARRY POTTER? 9:13 – DON'T CALL IT A TREE-MAIL 12:27 – WHY DOES THE ALPHABET EXIST IN THAT ORDER? 17:31 – WAS BINGO THE NAME OF THE FARMER OR THE DOG? 19:39 – CHRISTMAS NOSTALGIA 20:56 – STRIPED PAJAMAS 25:42 – DOUBLE DARE 2025 28:33 – GREAT ADVICE FOR $HITTY PEOPLE 35:55 – HOME ALONE 5 – HOMELESS & ALONE 40:57 – NUDIST CAPITAL OF THE WORLD 52:19 – COME TOGETHER 53:13 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE 59:14 – WHICH IS MORE FRUSTRATING? 1:02:42 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT – I’M A NUDIST, ASK ME ANYTHING 1:09:23 – ASK REDDIT – IF YOU COULD SEND A 10 SECOND MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON EARTH AT ONCE, WHAT WOULD IT SAY? 1:12:02 – POOR OLD MEN 1:14:10 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:16:12 – OUTRO_________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #MaleHumor #SarcasticAF #BeerTalk #DarkComedy #MillionDollarChallenge #NudistProblems #ToiletConfessions #PaneraTraumaSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Blood, Bischoff & the $35K CosplayThis week’s episode is basically a wrestling fan fever dream, because Glacier himself crashes the show — yes, the man with the $500,000 entrance, the $35,000 armor, and the coldest gimmick WCW ever attempted without getting sued by Mortal Kombat. The ice melts immediately when he tells us about a little kid’s priceless reaction to meeting Glacier in the wild, then we hit him with a game of “Is It True?” where we fact check his Wikipedia entry. From being the first All‑State player out of Brunswick, to carving his father’s badge number into his armor, to auditioning for Walker Texas Ranger and doing stunt work for Disney — the man has lived 14 lifetimes and looks like he could still hit a spinning back kick today.Glacier breaks down how wrestlers basically play “themselves but turned up to 11,” why his debut was delayed longer than Half-Life 3, how DDP helped shape his career, and whether Goldberg’s spear actually separated souls from bodies. He even talks about the strongest guy in the locker room, his cinematic masterpiece with Kurt Angle (River of Darkness), and the one moment from his entire career that hits different. And because he apparently trusts us, he drops real wisdom like: “Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.” Meanwhile we’re 90% reacting poorly.After Glacier heads out, we immediately return to being gremlins — recapping everything we learned, drafting our Best 5-Man Wrestling Team, spiraling through Ask Reddit’s reasons people quit WWE, and of course… This Week’s Pour Choices, because nothing pairs better with childhood nostalgia than adult beverages and poor decision-making.So smash subscribe like you’re hitting a Goldberg spear, like the video if Glacier ever made you spam the kick button in WCW vs NWO Revenge, and drop a comment telling us your all-time favorite wrestling entrance (bonus points if it involved pyros or lawsuits). Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 1:15 – PREPPING FOR GLACIER 2:45 – BLOOD RUNS COLD! 8:24 – WCW VIDEO GAMES 12:00 – IS IT TRUE – 1st ALL-STATE PLAYER 15:19 – IS IT TRUE - $500,000 ENTRANCE 19:50 – IS IT TRUE - $35,000 COSTUME? 23:41 – THE ART OF THE PERSONA 30:52 – IS IT TRUE – #126 32:57 – IS IT TRUE – WALKER TEXAS RANGER 34:36 – IS IT TRUE – INDIANA JONES STUNTMAN 37:33 – THE HOGAN TURN 42:25 – A GLACIER'S BEST FRIEND 47:59 – THE ORIGIN OF GLACIER 51:26 – LIFE IS 10% WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AND 90% HOW YOU REACT TO IT 56:03 – HATERS GONNA HATE 1:03:50 – THE GOLDBERG SPEAR 1:07:44 – STRONGEST GUY IN THE LOCKER ROOM 1:10:42 – RIVER OF DARKNESS 1:14:11 – GLACIERS FAVORITE MOMENT 1:18:36 – WELCOME TO THE SHOW 1:22:50 – ERIC BISCHOFF & POWER PLANT 1:28:25 – THE ICE HAS MELTED 1:30:46 – STARSTRUCK 1:37:47 – BEST 5 MAN WRESTLING TEAM DRAFT 1:44:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHY DID YOU STOP WATCHING WRESTLING? 1:48:47 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES 1:49:09 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY 1:51:45 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #GlacierWCW #WrestlingLegends #CelebrityGuest #ComedyPodcast #DarkHumor #MaleHumor #WrestlingNostalgia #WCWvsNWO #WWESupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Beethoven’s Mom, Bill Belichick’s Game Ball, & Air Jesus’ Oh, you thought this episode was going to be classy? Adorable. Instead, the guys open with a theological deep dive into whether Jesus should replace Jordan on sneakers — because nothing says “WWJD” like dunking on Satan in a pair of crucifixion 11s. From there, it spirals into the usual chaos: heated debates over which floor surface will skin your thighs faster, existential Waffle House conference realignments, and the revelation that Chris has lived 30+ years without ever tasting a damn blueberry pancake. Lock him up.But wait, there’s more. A Spectrum tech recognizes Chris months later, which is only weird because Chris has zero recollection of this man. Then there's a DUI confession (because nothing screams "Pour Choices" like drunk driving stories), a Hitler twist in a presidential trivia game, and a spirited round of “replace any movie title with the word foreskin.” Spoiler: it gets wildly out of hand. Also: disturbing truths, blind-person trap questions, Harry Potter audiobooks, and the NFL stat segment that somehow made it to round 10 because neither of them can shut up. It's dumb, it's offensive, and it's exactly what your algorithm-addicted brain needs.Smash that subscribe button like it's your ex’s car window, comment with your favorite foreskin flick, and like the video if you’re still pretending this show makes you “feel seen.”Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 3:51 – HE HAS RISEN 7:33 – COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT 10:44 – TURF VS HARDWOOD 15:21 – THE WAFFLE HOUSE CONFERENCE 17:29 – BLUEBERRY PANCAKES 20:56 – FAMILIAR FACES 22:35 – UNDER THE INFLUENCE 25:52 – OPENING QUESTIONS 32:48 – GUESS THE GRADE FROM THE SCHOOL ID 37:06 – ONE LINER INSULTS 42:35 – FAST MONEY 46:05 – KATE FARMS 48:21 – HARRY POTTER & THE CHAMBER OF FORESKINS 50:43 – ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER­­­ 55:02 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE 59:09 – MAGICAL AUDIBLE 1:03:49 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 10 1:08:00 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – CHAMPIONSHIP 1:11:39 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS A DISTRUBING TRUTH THAT YOU KNOW? 1:18:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL QUESTION TO ASK A BLIND PERSON? 1:21:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:23:53 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:25:57 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#comedy #podcast #malehumor #darkjokes #beerbros #NFLstats #WouldYouRather #adulthumor #comedygoldSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Cranberry Lies, Toe Woes, & Couch BrosThanksgiving may be about gratitude, family, and carbs... but this episode? This episode is about broken toes, cranberry lies, and the kind of courtroom dialogue that somehow aired on cable without triggering an FCC raid. David and Chris come in hot, starting with a Harry Potter stand-up clip that immediately gets Avada Roasted into oblivion. Then it's off the rails into Thanksgiving chaos: what even is cranberry “sauce”? Why do rolls disappear like socks in the dryer? And is it stuffing or dressing—or just whatever your aunt ruins every year?Somehow, we also landed on Sanford & Son dropping the hardest courtroom line since Judge Judy got sassy, Rosa Parks dying more recently than your brain is ready for, and Chris’s new couch that’s so big it might qualify for its own lease. Oh, and for some reason Chris is able to remotely start the car he sold to a stranger. You know, totally normal stuff. Things spiraled, as usual. Chris interviewed a guy whose entire resume was “I’m good at stuff.” Sprinkle in NFL stats, Reddit rabbit holes, “drunk uncle or philosopher?” guessing games, and some good ol’ fashioned bathroom stall poetry—because nothing says male bonding like graffiti and historical trivia.🎯 If this fever dream of a podcast made you laugh, cry, or question the structure of society, do the thing: comment, subscribe, and slam that like button harder than Chris slammed that couch into his apartment. Or don’t. But then we’ll assume you're the “1” who voted against releasing the Epstein files. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 8:34 – A MAGICAL ROAST 10:51 – TOE UPDATE 15:11 – WHY IS IT CALLED CRANBERRY SAUCE? 17:16 – ROLLS, ROLLS, & MORE ROLLS 19:08 – STUFFING VS DRESSING 20:49 – WOULD YOU RATHER – THANKSGIVING EDITION 25:17 – IT'S SANFORD, SON! 27:23 – ROSA PARKS 28:05 – IDIOM ORIGINS 39:09 – “I’M GOOD AT STUFF” 41:44 – NAME THAT THING 45:08 – BIG COMFY COUCH 53:16 – FORDPASS APP 57:15 – 427 to 1 59:49 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 1:07:47 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 9 1:12:06 – WHO SAID IT – A DRUNK UNCLE OR A FAMOUS PERSON? 1:15:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:17:29 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:18:49 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT HAVE PEOPLE BEGUN TO FORGET OVER TIME? 1:24:20 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE BATHROOM GRAFFITI YOU READ & REMEMBER? 1:31:13 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:33:04 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesPodcast #ComedyForDegenerates #CouchConfessions #ThanksgivingShenanigans #NFLNonsense #BathroomWisdom #SarcasticHumorSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Pumice Stones, Purple Poop, and Power Rangers PTSDNothing says "holiday spirit" like putting your tree up in early November and scouring your toilet bowl like it personally wronged you. Chris is already in full Christmas mode (despite still having broken toes), while David discovers the magical power of pumice stones—and unfortunately, the side effects of ube pancakes. Spoiler: Barney-colored diapers.We tackle the truly important questions: What Harry Potter spell would you abuse for petty gain? What number should float over people’s heads in public like a video game HUD? If lasagnas stack, do they merge? Also: we blind rank our apocalypse survival team (yes, the guy with the crossbow and no personality made the list), dive into the existential horror of living in a nightclub for a year for $1M, and try to decide whether Shiloh or Wishbone was the better good boy. Oh, and David casually starts a garden. No homo.If you’ve ever wondered why “TGI Fridays” dropped the TGI, why club food tastes like edible regret, or how long you’d survive in a world run by war-hungry otters, this episode is for you. Tap that like button like it's covered in glitter, subscribe because shame is dead, and comment with your favorite Harry Potter spell (just don’t say Expelliarmus, you basic).Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 5:41 – IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS! ­­­7:20 – PUMICE STONE FTW! 13:03 – HARRY POTTER SPELLS IN EVERY DAY LIFE 16:10 – JUDGING BY THE NUMBERS 18:03 – BLIND RANK YOUR APOCOLYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM 22:00 – UBE PANCAKES 24:05 – LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS 25:29 – ONE HAS TO GO – HARRY POTTER EDITION 31:47 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 8 37:11 – ABC GAME - HARRY POTTER EDITION 43:15 – GO GO POWER RANGERS 48:22 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE 51:28 – TGIF 54:24 – TWIN PEAKS 54:49 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 57:59 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FIRST SPECIES TO START A WAR WITH HUMAN LEVEL INTELLIGENCE? 1:05:00 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FASTEST WAY YOU’VE EVER LOST WEIGHT? 1:09:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:10:57 – OUTRO_________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesPodcast #ComedyForDegenerates #HarryPotterHotTakes #UbePoopChronicles #NFLNonsense #MaleHumor #SarcasticAFSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Gay-bors, Glitter Bombs, and Goliath Regret This week’s episode is like if a Hallmark Christmas special did ayahuasca in a Walmart parking lot. David’s out here befriending his new gay-bors while trick-or-treating like a wholesome sitcom dad, and Chris realizes—live on air—that he bought a set of glitter-covered ornaments and basically nuked his entire living room in fairy dust. Meanwhile, both of them are already deep into the Christmas spirit like they’ve never met November. Somewhere between broken toes, boot countdowns, and Amazon delivery PTSD, we debate whether one lasagna stacked on another is still one lasagna (it is, fight us). We dissect cinematic betrayal in House of Dynamite, talk Billy Bob Thornton’s forehead wrinkles in Goliath, and get deep with air karate videos from shirtless men named Joel on Instagram. Plus, the billion-dollar screen challenge will have you reconsidering your Pornhub habits, and we bring back more NFL stats, “Pour Choices,” and a debate over whether Shiloh or Wishbone was the better good boy. (Spoiler: one of them didn’t make us cry as hard.) 🎄 Like this video if you’ve ever inhaled glitter by accident, subscribe because your therapist said you need routine, and comment with your favorite lasagna conspiracy theory.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters0:00 – INTRO 5:53 – HOUSE OF DYNAMITE 10:57 – GOLIATH 12:38 – SALLY’S SEASHELLS 14:54 – R-RATED MOVIES 17:11 – 1 LASAGNA OR 2? 19:31 – DAD JOKES 22:08 – TOE UPDATE 27:57 – GOTTA BLAST! 29:09 – AMAZON WOES PT. 843 35:49 – CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY 41:13 – GAY-BORS 45:38 – POP-STROKE 49:57 – F&#% GLITTER 52:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 54:47 – SHILOH VS WISHBONE 56:47 – POUR CHOICES BEER GARDEN 58:23 – #JOELSATZMAN 1:01:59 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 7 1:06:40 – $1,000,000,000 CHALLENGE 1:12:41 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST THING FOR HOME DEFENSE IF YOU CAN’T OWN A G**? 1:21:46 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ARE SOME OF THE CRAZIEST HUMAN STATISTICS EVER? 1:29:44 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:33:45 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesPodcast #ComedyPodcast #DarkHumor #NFLStats #PodcastForMen #ChristmasChaos #LasagnaLogicSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?CJ Khaled, Prosthetic Stats & Reverse ExorcismsWelcome to another episode of Pour Choices, where the IQ drops faster than Chris’s Amazon delivery success rate. We kick things off with a very adult discussion about drunken pants-peeing (spoiler: it’s happened), then dive headfirst into the theology of Chris’s fake conversion to Islam — shoutout to our boy CJ Khaled. Meanwhile, David’s asking the real DMV questions: if you’ve got no legs, does your license still say you’re 6’2”? Science.We spiral into chaos with Harry Potter-themed “Would You Rather,” argue over ideal bottle mouth diameters (yes, really), and debate reverse exorcisms where the demon tells the priest to get out. There's also “Total Spine” (not a Metallica cover band, just Chris’s orthopedist), Mortal Kombat gods, food state rankings, Amazon woes round 12, and a $10M Groundhog Day challenge. Plus: broken toes, NFL stats, NSFW advice no one asked for, and gravestone texts you’ll regret sending.👉 Hit that like button like it’s a UNO card launcher, subscribe if you're into spinal puns, and comment your Muslim name if you're converting for content too.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 3:10 – YOU’RE ONLY COOL IF YOU PEE YOUR PANTS 4:24 – FORGED BY SEA 7:14 – CHRIS IS CONVERTING TO MUSLIM 10:15 – UNO! 14:15 – YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE 15:59 – WHAT'S THE OPTIMAL DRINK OPENING SIZE? 17:23 – CJ KHALED 18:45 – REVERSE EXORCISM 19:44 – TOTAL SPINE & MORE 22:22 – SHEEVA 23:48 – MOVIES & TV SHOWS 28:35 – TOP 10 STATES WITH THE BEST FOOD 35:10 – HARRY POTTER WOULD YOU RATHER 42:56 – MORE AMAZON WOES 46:53 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS - ROUND 6 50:24 – THE FALL FESTIVAL THAT WASN'T 54:38 – $10,000,000 CHALLENGE 59:59 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES 1:03:10 – ASK REDDIT - YOUR LAST TEXT IS WHAT WILL BE WRITTEN ON YOUR GRAVESTONE, WHAT DOES IT SAY? 1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT'S A NSFW TIP THAT YOU WISH EVERYONE KNEW? 1:10:52 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:11:50 – OUTRO_________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesPodcast #ComedyForDudes #CJkhaled #AmazonFails #NFLFacts #ReverseExorcism#DarkHumorApproved #WouldYouRatherWarsSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Honestly, Does Anyone Like Candy Corn?In this spooky-season fever dream of an episode, the boys tackle all the hard-hitting Halloween topics — like which traumatic childhood moment still keeps them up at night, which celebrity is shockingly Jewish, and what they'd do if locked in a windowless time prison with a $10 million payout on the line (spoiler: lose track of time around day four and cry into the wall).We also break down M. Night Shyamalan's cinematic scam of a career (first half: 🔥 / second half: moral lesson no one asked for), play a round of “Boo or Booze” where one of us has to guess whether it’s a horror movie or a cocktail, and Chris gives a heroic retelling of how he shattered his toes like a glass slipper at a frat party. Toss in some haunted trick-or-treat horror stories, another round of “Crazy NFL Stats That No One Asked For But Are Weirdly Impressive,” and an “Ask Reddit” which poses the question: “What’s the worst treat you’ve ever received while trick or treating?” — and boom, you've got yourself the perfect podcast to ignore your responsibilities to.📌 Smash that like button or don’t, it’s your life. Subscribe if you want more chaotic therapy disguised as a podcast. And comment your worst Halloween candy — unless you say raisins, in which case we’re blocking you.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters0:00 – INTRO 7:13 – WHAT WAS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE? 9:00 – WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? 10:13 – WHAT’S YOUR MOST HAUNTING MISTAKE? 11:33 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 19:04 – LESSER-KNOWN JEWISH PEOPLE 20:28 – MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE 28:30 – BOO OR BOOZE? 31:48 – THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR 35:12 – M. NIGHT SYAMALAN 37:49 – BROKEN TOES 47:36 – BLOOD RUNS COLD 49:49 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 5 54:14 – HALLOWEEN HOT TAKES 1:00:56 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:02:36 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST “TREAT” YOU’VE GOTTEN WHILE TRICK OR TREATING? 1:07:31 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST EXPERIENCE YOU’VE HAD ON HALLOWEEN?  1:12:06 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:13:25 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:15:13 – OUTRO  _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PodcastHumor #HalloweenFails #WouldYouRather #ComedyPodcast #NFLStats #SarcasticHumor #PourChoicesWeSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Million Dollar Challenges, Ant Wars, and Apocalyptic ActivitiesWhat do twin babies born during Daylight Saving Time, a $1 million survival challenge, and your dog’s inner monologue all have in common? Absolutely nothing—just like the rest of this episode.This week, the boys dive headfirst into society’s dumbest debates and come out dumber for it. We kick off with time-traveling twins, cemetery etiquette for your wives, and Would You Rather scenarios that could get you canceled. Then we take on blind ranking nonsense, debate society’s unwritten rules (like “Don’t microwave fish at work, Todd”), and draft things you'd say to your dog that would get you divorced if said to a human.We also get:·       Insane NFL stats that make you question reality·       Deep thoughts like “Is a hot dog a sandwich?”·       The ultimate million-dollar survival game (spoiler: you’ll die in the Andes)·       A Reverse Family Feud game that makes zero sense·       Strategies for war against ants (Team Cinnamon wins)·       And a what-if apocalypse moment that makes you ask: “Am I really the last one standing… in Ohio?”Smash that like button, or don’t—we’re not your dad. But if you want to be buried next to us in the YouTube algorithm, hit subscribe. Drop a comment with your hot dog stance or your ant war strategy. We won’t read it, but the algorithm might.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 8:58 – DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TWINS 11:34 – LOVE & MARRIAGE 13:58 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 19:27 – BLIND RANK THESE THINGS 23:17 – UNWRITTEN RULES 27:46 – THINGS YOU WOULD SAY TO YOUR DOG, BUT NOT YOUR WIFE 34:10 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 4 38:07 – DE-PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS 43:52 – MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE 52:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 55:44 – REVERSE FAMILY FEUD 59:23 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST STRATEGY FOR WINNING A WAR AGAINST ANTS? 1:08:12 – ASK REDDIT – EVERYONE ON EARTH DIES RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO? 1:12:32 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:15:02 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#comedy #podcast #malehumor #darkjokes #beerbros #NFLstats #WouldYouRather #adulthumor #comedygoldSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Prehistoric Conspiracies, Fiber Fails & Jerry’s FingerThis week on The Pour Choices Show, we start strong with a theory that would make your high school science teacher quit mid-semester — what if the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was actually a UFO... and we’re the aliens? Yeah, buckle up, Neil deGrasse Ty-slow.From there, we spiral into chaos like usual:Fiber One missed a marketing slam dunk by not being called Fiber Two. DoorDash Duels — imagine every driver having to sword fight before delivering your burger. iOS 26 & Apple Glass — because what the world really needs is notifications projected onto your corneas. Dark Jokes so bad, even Satan said, “too far, bro.” Jerry Jones got fined $250k for flipping off a fan — a small price to pay for the most relatable thing he’s ever done. Would You Rather questions that’ll make you question your morals and your friendships. If Aliens Landed... what meal are you offering first? (Hint: not gas station sushi.)We wrap up with NFL stats that sound fake, rapid-fire trivia, and AskReddit confessions that prove humanity peaked somewhere around 2009.👉 Smash that like button harder than Jerry hit “send,” subscribe so you don’t miss our next existential crisis, and drop a comment telling us what food you’d serve the aliens. (If you say salad, you’re lying.)Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 5:18 – PREHISTORIC CONSPIRACY 6:43 – THEY’RE MORE THAN GOOD 9:37 – WHAT IF…? 14:48 – APPLE GLASS 16:58 – DARK JOKES 21:15 – JERRY JONES 22:41 – RAPID FIRE TRIVIA 25:17 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 28:35 – IF ALIENS LANDED… 33:54 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 3 37:59 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES 40:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 41:34 – ASK REDDIT – TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE IN ONE SENTENCE 44:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ARE YOU BETTER AT THAN 90% OF PEOPLE? 48:09 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 50:17 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #DarkHumor #NFL #AliensAmongUs #WouldYouRather #JerryJones #PodcastForMen #BeerLogicSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Voldemort, Cataracts, and Condiment ControversiesYou know it’s going to be a Pour Choices kind of episode when Chris kicks things off by rage-venting about his Toyota dealership trauma like it’s a hostage negotiation. From there, things only get dumber: we ask the hard-hitting questions like can orphans eat at family restaurants, whether weather forecasts are legally binding if the weatherman has cataracts, and if putting mustard on eggs makes you a criminal.Then it’s time for “Would You Rather?”, where we debate things philosophers fear and therapists charge extra for. There’s also a condiment showdown, blind ranking of accidental inventions (spoiler: LSD doesn’t take the top spot, but it should), and a dramatic reading of David’s basic training letter because nothing screams comedy like military correspondence. Oh, and Voldemort has apparently been cast, so all is not well in the Wizarding World.We wrap things up by roasting your fridge habits (why are you refrigerating ketchup, psychopath?) and slinging some Reddit-fueled trivia and birthdays at your face. If you don’t come out of this episode dumber and more entertained, you’re probably already both.👉 Smash that like button like it owes you money, subscribe if you’re too lazy to remember our upload schedule, and drop a comment if you’ve ever clapped with one hand just to prove a point.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 4:17 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 7:07 – TOYOTA TRUCK TROUBLES 12:01 – VOLDEMORT’S BEEN CASTED!? 14:03 – CAN AN ORPHAN EAT AT A FAMILY RESTAURANT? 16:36 – IF A WEATHERMAN HAS CATARACTS, ARE ALL OF HIS FORECASTS “PARTLY CLOUDY”? 19:29 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 27:04 – WHAT’S THE BEST CONDIMENT? 27:55 – DARK JOKES & DAD JOKES 32:37 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 2 35:52 – BLIND RANK – ACCIDENTAL INVENTIONS 38:52 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS 44:53 – HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HARRY 46:34 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT GROCERY ITEMS DON’T NEED TO BE REFRIGERATED, BUT PEOPLE REFRIGERATE THEM ANYWAY? 52:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST INTERESTING FACT YOU KNOW? 56:10 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 57:11 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesPodcast #DarkHumorVibes #NFLNonsense #OrphanDiningDebate #BasicTrainingLetters #ComedyPodcast #CondimentControversy #AccidentalGeniusSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth AwayThis episode is like watching two drunk uncles argue in a Buffalo Wild Wings, except instead of wings you get 11 hours of Chris waiting for a car dealership to remember he exists. From there we spiral into life’s biggest mysteries: why we wash towels that only ever touch our allegedly clean bodies, why “boxing rings” are basically just angry squares, and how the hell a triple amputee claps (spoiler: it’s dark, don’t ask).We also put David’s brain through hell with fake horror movie titles (turns out Killer Sofa is real, and somehow scored higher than Disney’s new dumpster fire Snow White), decode food logos like it’s a Dan Brown novel for fat kids, and debate NFL stats so insane they sound like Mad Libs. Sprinkle in some urban legends, ask Reddit questions that guarantee you’ll fail a sobriety test if you say them to a cop, and a shocking plot twist where David steals Chris’s Tito’s + La Croix drink like a budget TikTok influencer. Oh yeah, we even celebrate celebrity birthdays, because apparently you people need closure.Smash subscribe if you hate yourself just enough to come back next week. Drop a comment about your worst pickup line, or just type “Perma-Plate” so Chris knows his suffering wasn’t for nothing. Or don’t. We’ll just assume you’re off clapping with your phantom limbs.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 1:29 – PERMA-DUMB 5:34 – WHY DO WE WASH BATH TOWELS? 9:44 – WHY ARE BOXING RINGS SQUARE? 11:00 – GIVE IT UP FOR TRIPLE AMPUTEES 12:57 – REAL OR FAKE – HORROR MOVIES 18:54 – HIDDEN MEANINGS IN FOOD LOGOS 26:52 – URBAN LEGENDS 31:56 – INSANE NFL STATS & FACTS 35:28 – SNOW WHITE 36:35 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 38:06 – NATIONAL DAYS 39:01 – ASK REDDIT – YOU GET PULLED OVER BY A COP, WHAT DON’T YOU SAY? 42:18 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN ACRONYM MANY PEOPLE KNOW OF BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR? 47:50 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 50:31 – OUTRO_________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #KillerSofaCinematicUniverse #PermaPlatePrisoner #UrbanLegendsAndLaCroix #NFLStatsThatHurt #TripleAmputeeClapBack #TowelGate2025 #LaCroixAndConsequences #BadIdeasGoodTimesSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?R.I.P. Charlie KirkThis episode is basically a fever dream wrapped in a podcast. We start with the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk before diving into immortality that sounds more like a punishment, limb-swapping for potato tubes, and sitcom catchphrases that’ll guarantee nobody ever invites you to Thanksgiving again.Strap in. There’s no moral lesson. Just vibes, carnage, and whatever the hell David’s daughter keeps ordering on Amazon.Death, Taxes, & …Immortality?What if your body aged but you couldn’t die? It’s called fatherhood, and it sucks.If you had to replace a limb with a random object. Chris chooses potatoes... just potatoes.Red flags, and invisibility fantasies—because therapy is expensive.Real or Fake Last Words: Some were famous. Some were fabricated. All of them are stupid.The G.O.A.T.s of Fall & …Everything ElseBlind Ranking “Fall Things” with no context, no prep, and no logic.“The Best & The Worst” lets David pass judgment like he’s Yelp for the universe.Letters, Love & Professional WrestlersDavid reads another gem from his Basic Training letters—this one’s from dear old dad, probably full of life advice and veiled disappointment.Chris learns Glacier (yes, the WCW one) is marrying David’s wife’s best friend, which means this wedding will either be legendary… or involve a steel chair.Pick-up lines so bad they might be war crimes, followed by brutal rejections that restore your faith in women everywhere.Happy birthday to celebrities we pretend to care about for 12 seconds.Unholy Ask Reddit ChaosWhat food combo makes everyone question your sanity? (Spoiler: pickles and peanut butter are not okay.)What oddly specific type of person do you attract? Apparently “people who’ve definitely cried during Fast & Furious 7.” If you make it through this chaos without unsubscribing, congrats—you’re officially part of the problem. Smash that like button, subscribe so you can regret it later, and drop a comment telling us which limb you’d replace with a traffic cone. Or don’t. Honestly, we’ll just assume you’re dead.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 4:12 – R.I.P. CHARLIE KIRK 10:12 – WHAT IF YOU COULD NEVER *** BUT YOUR BODY AGED NORMALLY? 12:16 – REPLACING LIMBS WITH OBJECTS 14:53 – IF YOU WERE A SITCOM CHARACTER, WHAT WOULD YOUR CATCHPHRASE BE? 15:41 – WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST RED FLAG? 17:02 – IF YOU COULD BE INVISIBLE FOR 24 HOURS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 19:10 – REAL OR FAKE – LAST WORDS? 27:18 – GLACIER’S GETTING MARRIED 29:25 – PICK-UP LINES & REJECTIONS 32:35 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS 36:41 – BLIND RANK FALL THINGS 41:55 – DISASTROUS MARYLAND TRIPS 44:45 – THE BEST & THE WORST 56:57 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 59:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A FOOD COMBO YOU SWEAR BY THAT MAKES EVERYONE ELSE QUESTION YOUR SANITY? 1:06:52 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ODDLY SPECIFIC TYPE OF MEN OR WOMAN DO YOU SEEM TO ATTRACT? 1:11:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:13:42 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#RIPCharlieKirk #FallDraftFever #RedFlagCentral #PickUpFails #FoodCombosFromHell #SitcomCatchphrases #ComedyPodcast #SarcasticHumor #DarkHumor #BeerTalk #MaleComedySupport the show

How’s Our Driving?And On The 4th Day…What do you get when you mix peanut allergies, blind-ranking assassinations, and a spontaneous TED Talk on relativity? An episode of Pour Choices that goes from biblical confusion to dad-core drafts in under 60 minutes. This one has it all: unsolicited parenting overlap, bald man identity crises, and a terrifying new idea—what if every time you ate, something somewhere was just… yeeted?Let’s unpack this existential casserole:🐺 Dads, Drafts & Deep Thoughts- A heated debate about whether people with peanut allergies should attend games that sell… peanuts.- Did the “Wolf’s” or the “Wolves” arrive. Spoiler: both are grammatically wrong somehow.- A long-overdue draft finally drops: “Things That Dads Love” — featuring thermostats, yelling at traffic, and steaks that are definitely overcooked but still “perfect.” ☀️ Existential Confusion & Religious Logistics- If God made the sun on Day 4… what was powering Days 1–3? - If you’re hairless, what hair color do they put on your license? “See ID” isn’t an answer. - Hawaiian hurricanes having Hawaiian names: beautiful tradition, or low-key disrespectful?💀 Death, Torture, and Questionable Ethics- What’s your preferred method of torture?” is asked with zero hesitation and even less context. - “Blind Ranking: Assassinations” somehow gets both historical and problematic. - David’s 1-year-old keeps ordering increasingly expensive items on Amazon. It's adorable until it isn’t.🥃 Pour Decisions & Closing Chaos- This week’s Pour Choices – because Chris still hasn’t found his testicles - “What’s the greatest YouTube video of all time?” (Spoiler: it’s Taylor Swift with goats screaming) - Celebrity birthdays get celebrated. Or mocked. Usually both. - Ask Reddit delivers gold with: “Who’s the GOAT in their field and why?”“What’s the best idea you’ve ever had?”Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 5:03 – ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS 6:41 – THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE TURKEY! 9:33 – AND ON THE 4TH DAY… 12:06 – WOLF’S VS WOLVES 12:59 – WE’RE BALDING 14:06 – DOES SOAP EXPIRE? 16:50 – CHRIS’S CORNER 17:43 – AN ITALIAN HELLO 21:03 – A NEW ZOE(Y) IN TOWN  27:30 – AMAZON SHOPPING SPREE 29:58 – BLIND RANKING ASSASSINATIONS 33:19 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 39:29 – SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE 42:05 – WHAT’S YOUR PREFERRED METHOD? 49:10 – THE G.O.A.T. 50:28 – TOP 5 GREATEST ACHEIVEMENTS 52:48 – THEORY OF RELATIVITY 55:34 – HAWAIIN HURRICANES 58:09 – THINGS THAT DADS LOVE DRAFT 1:15:04 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:16:49 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:21:17 – ASK REDDIT – WHO WAS THE G.O.A.T. IN THEIR FIELD & WHY? 1:27:50– GREATEST YOUTUBE CLIP OF ALL TIME  1:28:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE GREATEST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD? 1:38:27 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #DadsLoveThisOne #PeanutKaren #TheoryOfRelativity #ZoeyVsZoe #FireStickFails #GOATReceiverDebate #DeadAnimalEthics #AssassinationDraft #HairlessLicenseSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?You Haven’t Forgotten Yet, Have You? This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the important questions—like what if cows ran the government? What if birds had Wi-Fi? And what if you recorded a 9/11 episode from the cockpit of a plane?We kick things off with: 🧠 Avril Lavigne isn’t real – and we’ve got just enough fake evidence to believe it 📦 Amazon should sell lottery tickets – because if they’re gonna control our lives, they might as well make us billionaires 📡 What if birds had Wi-Fi? – do they get throttled on weekends or is that just Verizon? 📴 Nationwide Verizon outage – a moment of silence for everyone who had to interact with humansThen it spirals quickly: 💸 Financial advice from David – completely ignored by Chris, who prefers a “real advisor” (aka a man who owns a boat and three gold chains) 🐮 Cows in Congress – could they do worse? Moo-ve over Mitch McConnell 🔫 Would You Stop a Hijacking? – this is somehow the least controversial thing we say this episode 🎥 $100M to let your family watch a video of your entire life – spoiler: no one wants to see your college phase 🧻 Did You Forget These Things From 2001? – from LimeWire to LiveStrong, it’s a nostalgia gut-punch 📆 Forget, or Never Forget? – David runs Chris through early-2000s memories to decide what deserves to be erased forever 🔥 9/11 Jokes – yep, we went thereAnd if that’s not enough: 📬 More Basic Training Letters – dramatic readings from the front lines (of David’s boredom) 🛫 Plane Texts & Cockpit Podcasts – Chris’s friend couldn’t join because they were “on a flight,” so naturally David suggested joining from the cockpit 🗽 Where Were You on 9/11? – a surprisingly reflective moment sandwiched between poop jokes 📉 What Actually Happened on 9/11? – we explore all the theories that’ll get us flagged by the NSA 🍆 Preferred Words for Male Genitalia – you’ll never hear “pork sword” the same way again 🧠 Things You’ll Never Forget – including this episode, for all the wrong reasons 🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices – because the only way to talk about national tragedy and bird Wi-Fi in the same breath is with alcoholIf this one doesn’t get us banned, it’ll at least get us added to someone’s watchlist.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 4:26 – AVRIL LAVIGNE CONSPIRACY 6:11 – LOTTERY TICKETS ON AMAZON 8:07 – WHAT IF BIRDS HAD WI-FI? 9:16 – NATIONWIDE VERIZON OUTAGE 11:00 – THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE 16:10 – WHAT IF COWS RAN THE GOVERNMENT? 17:10 – WOULD YOU STOP A HIJACKING? 19:33 – $100,000,000 FOR YOUR FAMILY TO WATCH YOUR LIFE 20:38 – DID YOU FORGET THESE THINGS FROM 2001? 30:58 – “FORGET” OR “NEVER FORGET” 38:31 – 9/11 JOKES 42:18 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS 45:03 – MOST VIEWED YOUTUBE VIDEO OF ALL-TIME 46:29 – WHERE WERE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENED? 53:11 – WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?  1:12:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:14:32 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR PREFERRED WORD TO USE FOR THE MALE GENITALIA? 1:18:33 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER FORGET? 1:21:16 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:26:34 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #AvrilIsAMyth #BirdWifi #CowGovernment #911WasAnInsidePodcast #CockpitConspiracies #BasicTrainingLetters #VerizonOutaSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Missing Bananas, Fantasy Football Names, & Vigilante JusticeThis week on The Pour Choices Show, we unlock a new marketing strategy so diabolical, it could only come from two guys who once debated the ethics of pushing a corpse down a slide: Hijack Airbnb’s and log them into our YouTube. That’s not a joke. That’s a call to action.From there, we spiral gloriously into the dumbest smart conversations imaginable: 🍓 What’s the greatest Pop-Tart flavor? (And why is your answer wrong?) 💍 Travis Kelce bought Taylor Swift a $500K ring… but Ronaldo dropped $5 million on a woman nobody’s ever heard of. Are we doing ring math wrong? 🎬 Chris gets mistaken for someone who lived through the Great Depression. 📦 After another mail mix-up, Chris finally gets his long-lost package… and David sends DoorDash a sketch of a missing banana to get a refund.Then it gets Hogwarts meets Heisman: 🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter trivia no one asked for but everyone needed 📬 David reads more letters from Basic Training that should’ve been burned for everyone’s dignity 🏈 TRY NOT TO LAUGH – Fantasy Football Team Names that would get you fired from HR 😈 Diabolical Nicknames (Part 2) — “The Printer Whisperer,” “Salmonella Steve,” and “Cough Syrup Carla” make their return 🤯 Rapid-fire trivia that exposes how little school actually taught usAnd of course, this week’s unhinged hypotheticals: 🚀 If you were a vigilante, what would your crime-fighting specialty be? 👰 Engagement ring budgets: how many digits is “just enough”? 👻 What secrets are you taking to the grave? (No, seriously. Reddit told us.) 💰 Can you guess the world’s top 10 highest-paid athletes without sounding like a sports toddler? 📺 Chris recaps a bizarre experience that involves… Seinfeld? 📆 National Days you definitely forgot existedSo go grab your Pop-Tarts, make a fake banana outline, and log into your Airbnb TV—it’s time to make some poor choices.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 6:33 – NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE 7:44 – VIGILANTE JUSTICE 10:15 – WHAT’S THE BEST FLAVOR POP-TART?  14:58 – WHAT’S YOUR ENGAGEMENT RING BUDGET? 18:46 – IT’S A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY YES 15:43 – WE’RE STILL OLD 23:18 – DELIVERY UPDATE 25:27 – DUDE, WHERE’S MY BANANA? 27:10 – DID YOU KNOW? – HARRY POTTER EDITION  38:37 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS 43:38 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH – FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES 50:08 – DIABOLICAL NICKNAMES PART 2 53:42 – RAPID FIRE TRIVIA 58:43 – TOP 10 HIGHEST PAID ATHLETES 1:03:28 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:06:19 – NATIONAL DAYS 1:07:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A SECRET THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER TELL YOUR FAMILY? 1:13:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:15:07 – HOW BIZARRE!? 1:16:18 – OUTRO  __________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #BananaSketchRefund #RingMathIsBroken #FantasyFootballFever #DiabolicalNicknames #PopTartWars #YouTubeAirbnbHack #ChrisGotHisPackage #EngagementRingEconomics #SeinfeldSpiralsSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Dead Weight, Sack Talk, & Definitely NOT “Bottomless” MargaritasThis week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris is beefing with another neighbor over a misdelivered package, David ponders whether a sack is a vessel for goods or just a body bag with branding, and somehow we end up debating whether to respectfully carry a dead man—or just send him down the slide one last time for the boys.  We kick off the descent into madness with:📦 Chris’s Delivery Debacle: Part Infinity – if one more neighbor touches his packages, it’s legally a hate crime 🧺 Sack vs. Bag – a philosophical debate no one asked for but now you're trapped in 💰 How much lost money is out there? Then things get real morally questionable: 🎰 Chris wins $500 on a scratch-off – The tax man’s already outside 💖 Cutest thing you do for your partner? Emotional damage incoming 🧑‍🏫 What grade could you teach? Probably none, but the lawsuits would be hilarious 🛝 Dead Guy on the Slide – do you carry him down respectfully… or use gravity like God intended?Meanwhile: 🗣️ Would You Scream “Help”? or just accept fate like a background character in Law & Order 📜 David reads more basic training letters – young, naive, and not yet broken 🏈 Roll Tide Roast Session – Alabama’s football fans are a cult and we have proof 👻 Lake Lanier is definitely haunted – and by “haunted,” we mean “actively trying to kill you” 🍹 Couple butt-chugs margaritas in public – and honestly, that’s not the worst thing to happen in Georgia that weekAlso featuring: 🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices 🙃 Would You Rather 🖼️ Explain the Image: Wrong Answers Only  🎂 Celebrity Birthdays 📉 Are financial advisors a scam? Or just middlemen for capitalism’s Ponzi scheme? 🌐 Ask Reddit’s that make you want to jump off a bridge – and into Lake LanierThis episode has it all: insect warfare, haunted lakes, corpse logistics, butt-based mixology, and one very uncomfortable debate about sacks.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 4:56 – MORE DELIVERY TROUBLES 7:14 – WHAT IS A SACK? 9:01 – BEES VS. WASPS 11:11 – MISSING FUNDS 14:42 – $500 LOTTERY WINNER 15:43 – WHAT'S THE CUTEST THING YOU DO? 19:02 – WHAT’S THE HIGHEST GRADE YOU COULD TEACH EFFECTIVELY? 19:48 – UNALIVED FAT GUY 22:00 – HANKERING FOR A CRUISE  24:27 – WOULD YOU SAVE A LIFE? 27:43 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS 32:49 – ROLL TIDE! 39:13 – LAKE LANIER 46:51 – BUTT-CHUGGING MARGARITAS 50:17 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 52:22 – DON'T SAY THE SAME THING AS ME 57:08 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 1:00:06 – EXPLAIN THE IMAGE - WRONG ANSWERS ONLY 1:01:31 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:06:27 – NEW CAR TROUBLES 1:13:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'D DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY? 1:18:10– FINANCIAL ADVISORS 1:19:41 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT INTERNET SLANG HAS ALWAYS ANNOYED YOU? 1:24:15 – OUTRO __________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #DarkHumorPodcast #DeadGuyOnTheSlide #ButtChuggingMargaritas #LakeLanierHaunted #BeesVsWasps #LotteryScams #DenimSkinProblems #SackDebate #DeliveryFailsChroniclesSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?More Bags Than Michael Kors & Other HR ViolationsChris and David are back with another episode that would definitely get them fired from any respectable workplace. These two walking liability cases tackle everything from foot-breathing to inanimate object marriages with the professionalism of drunk teenagers. Buckle up for conversations your HR department would use as training materials for "what not to say at work."What You're Getting Into:👜 “More bags than Beyoncé” vs. “More bags than Michael Kors” – the metaphor Olympics 📬 Listener answers: how class reunions worked before Facebook (spoiler: shame and phone books); and other homeostasis related things… 👟 Shoe design… if humans had to breathe through their feet (goodbye, Crocs) 🗣️ Picking one word to say forever – and yes, Chris said that…From there, we spiral into chaos:💍 Which inanimate object deserves your hand in marriage? 🧠 Unlocking first childhood memories – mostly trauma and food 📦 The legendary Shorts Saga: Chris confronts his neighbors like Liam Neeson in Taken 📜 David finally finds his basic training letters (spoiler: not Pulitzer material)Then it gets weird:📰 News headlines → blockbuster movie pitches 🐝 Bees vs. Wasps – the animal kingdom’s pay-per-view main event 🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices – bad decisions on tap 💬 Things men only learned once they got a girlfriend & Best comeback to “you’re ugly” 🎂 Celebrity birthdays (we’re sorry in advance) 📊 The Venn Diagram Game – where logic and dignity go to dieThis episode is part science, part stupidity, and part petty neighborhood drama. Basically, Planet Earth if narrated by drunk idiots.Warning: Contains more uncomfortable silences than a performance review and twice as many questionable life choices.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 00:40 – MORE BAGS THAN BEYONCÈ 1:55 – WE ASKED, WE ANSWERED 5:34 – BREATHING THROUGH YOUR FEET 7:35 – ONE WORD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 8:53 – DISAPPEARING OBJECTS 10:27 – WHICH INANIMATE OBJECT WOULD YOU WANT TO MARRY?  12:48 – WHAT’S YOUR FIRST MEMORY? 16:30 – DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL  21:36 – CHRIS GOT HIS SHORTS! 27:23 – BIGGEST POOL IN THE U.S. 35:05 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS 41:05 – FACT OR CAP? 47:06 – FINGER GAMES 48:21 – JERRY JONES 50:10 – NEWS HEADLINE = MOVIE PLOTS 59:18 – BEES VS WASPS   1:02:13 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:04:39 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST RESPONSE TO “YOU’RE UGLY”? 1:08:00 – ASK REDDIT – MEN, WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT WOMEN WHEN YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND? 1:12:52 – NOBODY HAS WHAT TATE HAS! 1:14:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:15:38– VENN-DIAGRAM GAME 1:21:01 – OUTRO __________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #BeesVsWasps #MoreBagsThanBeyonce #ShortsSaga #WeirdHeadlines #PourChoicesPodcast #BeerLogic #PodcastComedy #BadDecisionsBetterPodcastingSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Boat Days, Beer Math & Finger FountainsThis week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re pouring drinks, pouring nostalgia, and pouring way too much thought into whether our skin is gaslighting us about prunes.We kick things off with: 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – liquid courage before questionable opinions 🏈 Chris officially declares himself an Ohio State fan solely because his girlfriend is. (We’re not saying he’s whipped, but…) 🫠 The Prune Conspiracy: if they’re just dried plums, why do we say “pruney” when we’ve had too much water? 🦷 Do teeth have a taste, or are we just too used to our own mouths?From there, we spiral into chaos: 📞 How did people even plan class reunions before social media—carrier pigeon? 💧 Five liquids you wish you could shoot out of your fingers 🍺 Beer Math: have you personally cleared 7,400 beers in your lifetime?Then it gets sunny: 🚤 Designing the perfect boat day (celebs, drinks, activities—the works) 🍹 Storytime: that legendary Red Eyes Dock Bar trip with the boys 📈 We now have over 25,000 followers across all socials, which is… concerningPlus: 🎬 Guessing LadBible’s Top 100 Movies of the 21st Century (and getting irrationally mad at the list) 🏟️ Washington D.C. Sports Draft – picking the all-time greats like we’re building the Avengers 📱 David’s new marketing hack: send spam texters our YouTube link, then block themAnd of course, the unhinged hypotheticals: 💰 Would you rather $1 per step or 10 seconds added to your life per step? 🪳 Would you rather find thousands of roaches in your attic or one human? (The human gets picked more than it should.) 📦 Chris’s shorts get delivered to a neighbor who can’t be bothered to walk 200 feet—are they the villain? 🎂 Birthday shoutouts (sorry in advance) 🛠️ AskReddit – Industries that only exist because people are stupid 🥤 Celsius drink recall… because they accidentally shipped them with White Claw inside 📟 90’s/2000’s trends that would absolutely baffle kids today (RIP dial-up tones)This episode is part beer-fueled philosophy, part petty neighbor drama, and part evidence that we should never be in charge of actual laws.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 4:32 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 6:09 – A NEW ALLEGIANCE 9:15 – BACK TO THE PRUNES 11:00 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS 13:03 – WHAT DO TEETH TASTE LIKE? 15:28 – CLASS REUNIONS 18:43 – FINGER LIQUIDS 21:36 – POUR CHOICES FOR PRESIDENT 23:27 – OVER/UNDER 7,400 BEERS? 26:06 – THE PERFECT BOAT DAY 32:30 – THE HUNT FOR RED EYES 35:48 – WE’RE VIRAL! 37:45 – TOP 100 MOVIES OF THE 21ST CENTURY 46:30 – WASHINGTON D.C. SPORTS DRAFT 52:58 – MARKETING HACK 55:18 – WOULD YOU RATHER?  58:43 – GOING POSTAL 1:06:04 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:08:12 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT INDUSTRY ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STUPID? 1:15:10 – TOTAL RECALL 1:15:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHA’S A 90’S/2000’S TREND THAT WOULD BAFFLE KIDS TODAY?  1:24:11– WORD ASSOCIATION 1:25:14 – OUTRO __________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #BeerMath #BoatDayBlueprint #PruneConspiracy #RoachOrHuman #DCsportsDraft #SpamTextMarketing #BadDecisionsBetterPodcastingSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Prune Juice, Potatoes & Parenting Trust FallsThis week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris comes in hot after being called out for phoning it in the past few weeks—and by “hot,” we mean he delivers the world’s most awkward motivational speaker intro. From there? Pure chaos.We kick it off with: 🥔 The definitive debate: mashed, baked, fries, tots… what is the supreme version of the potato? 🚗 Can a hearse legally drive in the HOV lane? (Asking for a friend. A very quiet friend.) 🏚️ Should a teacher be allowed to give a homeless student homework? It’s exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds. 🥤 PRUNE JUICE. What is it, and why does it sound like a witch’s potion?Then we keep spiraling: 🤸‍♂️ If you could master one skill upside down, what would it be? (Chris immediately gets weird.) 👶 David’s one-year-old has started trust falling—should we be concerned? (Yes.) ☕ Coffee people vs. non-coffee people: who’s living their best life? Spoiler: not us. 🎵 Blind ranking one-hit wonders: do we commit slander against “Take On Me”? Probably.Plus: 🏡 Build your perfect retirement town: three celebs, two restaurants, two activities, and three movies always playing. Our answers are… questionable. 📜 Joe reads an emotional high school sonnet about backyard football glory days AND a letter David sent him from basic training. (We cried. Then we made fun of it.) ⚡ Dopamine Rush Draft: which tiny, random things make life worth living? 🎂 Happy Birthday shoutouts (sorry in advance) 🏈 Joe’s story about the time he met Trent Dilfer at the NFL Draft, which somehow doesn’t end in a restraining orderAnd because we can’t help ourselves: 🦋 AskReddit – You’re allowed to be reborn, but not as a human. What’s your pick? 🤕 What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever felt? 🛸 Remember that “Flying Saucer Kid” hoax? We do. ⚤ Gender stereotypes we hate (spoiler: most of them) 🧠 Would you rather forget everyone you love, or have everyone you love forget you? (We regret this question immediately.)This episode has it all: potatoes, prune juice, parenting fails, and a draft that may or may not ruin our friendships.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 1:35 – CHRIS THE POLITICIAN 2:42 – WHAT’S THE BEST VERSION OF POTATO? 4:38 – CAN A HEARSE DRIVE IN THE HOV LANE? 5:15 – YOU’RE TOO HIGH 7:37 – HOMELESS HOMEWORK 8:38 – WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM? 10:22 – MASTERING THINGS UPSIDE DOWN 12:59 – ACCURATE JOB DESCRIPTIONS 15:24 – BLIND RANKING ONE HIT WONDERS 19:46 – SUDDEN URGES 21:55 – BUILD YOUR PERFECT RETIREMENT TOWN 31:56 – TRUST FALL BABY 33:22 – COFFEE BREAK 37:01 – READINGS FROM HISTORY 44:58 – JUNIOR 47:42 – DOPAMINE DRAFT 1:01:01 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:03:15 – MEETING TRENT DILFER 1:07:12 – NATIONAL ROOT BEER FLOAT DAY 1:08:22 – ASK REDDIT – YOU’RE ALLOWED TO BE REBORN, BUT NOT AS A HUMAN. WHAT WOULD YOU COME BACK AS? 1:12:54 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU’VE EVER FELT?  1:16:58 – FLYING SAUCER KID 1:18:26 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A GENDER STEREOTYPE YOU HATE THE MOST? 1:23:28 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:25:18 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 1:27:32 – OUTRO __________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Koalas Get Chlamydia, Chris Gets TattoosThis week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into camping disasters, psychopath quizzes, and—of course—the national epidemic of sexually transmitted koalas. Buckle up. It’s one of those episodes.We kick things off with: 🎤 A Coldplay Kiss-Cam recap: accidental romance, awkward energy, and questionable camera angles 🏓 Where the hell did pickleball come from? One minute it's nowhere, the next it's your uncle’s entire personality 🍑 BBLs & BB...BCCs? We don’t know either. And frankly, we regret it. 🖋️ Chris got some new ink and thinks it makes him deep nowThen it takes a turn:📺 The most annoying TV character of all time? We name names, and some of them might hurt your childhood 📖 David signs yet another Bible in a hotel room. Autograph reads: “Thanks for reading my book – Jesus” 🫧 “What’s a Bubbly?”—an Urban Dictionary rabbit hole we now can’t un-know 🐨 Koalas: Cute, cuddly, and apparently STD-riddenAlso in this chaos: 🥾 Chris recaps his camping trip, which included fire, sweat, and zero survival skills 🔊 A round of “What’s the first thing you think of?” featuring phrases like “candle wax” and “Nickelback” 👨‍🎤 Male bonding at the tattoo parlor... the only place where it’s socially acceptable to cry and fart at the same timeAnd because we can’t behave: 🔍 Whistleblowers, Deepthroat, and the internet’s collective immaturity 🧠 Are You a Psychopath? (Spoiler: probably.) 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Alcohol, as therapy. 💸 AskReddit – You get $1 million, but your last Google search is your new job. Hope you Googled “How to fake your own death” recently. 🧓 AskReddit – When did you first realize you were middle-aged? Bonus points if it involved back pain or a Costco hot dog.Plus: 📺 “He Who Must Not Be Named” has been cast... and we’re already preparing for disappointment 👧 Chris’s girlfriend’s toddler named one of her dolls Keisha… so naturally, Chris named the other one Jamal. Because white girls raising queens need balance.If this episode had a spirit animal, it’d be a koala with an STD and a lower-back tattoo. Tune in, pour up, and remember: if you Google “is it normal to cry while camping,” that’s your new job now.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 2:24 – COLDPLAY KISS-CAM 5:17 – WHERE DID PICKLEBALL COME FROM!? 7:06 – B.B.L.'s & B.B.B.C.C's 9:55 – CHRIS’S NEW INK 14:13 – WHO’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV CHARACTER OF ALL-TIME? 16:09 – THANKS FOR READING MY BOOK 16:42 – WHAT’S A BUBBLY? 18:31 – INFECTED KOALAS 20:17 – TEXAS & TIPPING 24:58 – CHRIS’S CAMPING RECAP 33:13 – FIRST THING YOU THINK OF 37:44 – MALE BONDNG 39:52 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 44:45 – WHISTLEBLOWER 46:10 – ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH?  51:30 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 56:38 – ASK REDDIT – YOU GET ONE MILLION DOLLARS, BUT THE LAST THING YOU GOOGLED IS YOUR JOB NOW, WHAT ARE YOU? 1:00:11 – EPSTEIN & THE ESPYS 1:02:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WERE YOU DOING THE DAY YOU REALIZED YOU’VE HIT MIDDLE AGE?  1:07:52 – HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED 1:10:09 – KEISHA & JAMAL 1:11:50 – OUTRO__________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #KoalaCrisis #ColdplayKissCam #PsychopathQuiz #ChrisGotInk #STDStuffedSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Off-Brand Opinions & Cold-Ass Friendships ❄️📞💩This week on The Pour Choices Show, we're throwing it way back—to unlimited nights and weekends, dollar-store knockoffs, and the kind of friendships that leave you passed out in the snow.We kick things off with: 📱 Remember when you had to wait until 9PM to talk to your friends? Gen Z will never know the struggle. 🥤 Our favorite off-brand things—because sometimes Dr. Thunder hits harder than Dr. Pepper. 🤬 "UGHHH, THE WORST"—a game of gut reactions, irrational hatred, and Chris’s bed-taking etiquette (spoiler: it’s wrong).Then things spiral into: ❄️ The time David got blackout drunk and Joe left him outside. In the snow. For hours. Friend of the year. 🍺 F***, Marry, Kill: But make it about beer, gas station snacks, and adulting. 💸 Sports betting logic vs. our betting wish list—because we’d absolutely bet on whether McDonald’s ice cream machines are working. 📉 Being an adult sucks: A TED Talk (but slurred). 🧑‍⚖️ Groups That People Hate Draft: Featuring Disney adults, HOA presidents, and anyone who calls soda “pop.”And somehow it gets weirder: 🎵 State Anthems—we try to determine which state has the best song, but honestly forget half the states exist. 🧻 An Amazon review about 2-ply toilet paper that deserves its own Pulitzer. 🍷 This Week’s Pour Choices: Probably why our lives are like this. ⚡ He Who Must Not Be Named (unless it’s in a new HBO series). 🎉 Celebrity birthdays, including some people we definitely pretended to know.Plus: 🍝 AskReddit – What’s the American equivalent of breaking spaghetti in front of Italians? (Answer: microwaving fish in the office.) 🧍‍♂️ AskReddit – What can you do better naked than clothed? (Let’s just say “vacuuming” wasn’t the answer we expected.)So grab a drink, thank your off-brand childhood, and remember: if your best friend leaves you outside to freeze, at least make sure they draft you in the “groups people hate” round.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 2:30 – UNLIMITED NIGHTS & WEEKENDS 7:48 – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE OFF-BRAND THING OF ALL TIME?  14:15 – “UGHH, THE WORST” 15:22 – WHICH SIDE OF THE BED IS THE RIGHT, AND WHICH IS THE LEFT? 18:06 – LEFT OUT IN THE COLD 19:38 – F***, MARRY, KILL 23:22 – SPORTS BETTING 26:38 – WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD BET ON? 35:40 – BEING AN ADULT SUCKS 37:56 – “GROUPS THAT PEOPLE HATE” DRAFT 58:22 – STATE ANTHEMS 1:00:52 – CONCERNING AMAZON REVIEW 1:04:12 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:07:24 – HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED 1:09:43 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:13:50 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE AMERICAN EQUIVALENT OF BREAKING SPAGHETTI IN FRONT OF ITALIANS? 1:17:32 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO BETTER NAKED THAN CLOTHED? 1:23:23 – OUTRO__________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #UnlimitedNightsAndRegret #DrThunderForPresident #ColdFriendsWarmBeers #FmkButForThings #ToiletPaperTruthers #StateSongShowdown #AdultingIsAScam #BetterNaked #PodcastOfPoorDecisionsSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?The Juice Is Loose, and So Is Chris…This week on The Pour Choices Show, we break out the nostalgia, the Harry Potter facts, and some very questionable opinions—including one about the true identity of the Kool-Aid Man. (Is he the juice or the pitcher? The people demand answers.)We kick things off with:🎧 That one time there was an actual contest to guess when Amy Winehouse would die—for an iPod. Yes, really. 💡 Chris declares Maryland’s Thomas Point Lighthouse “famous,” and David calls bullsh*t—because outside of Annapolis, nobody knows that thing exists. ☕ Chris introduces “Proffee” (protein + coffee), and David considers ending the show on the spot.From there, we spiral:👾 Nostalgia hits hard with Invader Zim, but Chris immediately cancels himself by forgetting Juneteenth exists 🫗 The Kool-Aid Man debate gets… philosophical 📝 Chris insists he’s “very detail-oriented,” which is probably the least detail-oriented thing you can say 🎤 Cringe Alert: Chris re-enacts the “Who put the muffins in the freezer” TikTok trend—on his coworkers. In real life.Then it gets wild: 💥 Chris finally talks about his girlfriend like we’re defusing a bomb 💬 We play a round of "Random Questions" that include “is 20 a lot?” and “is a hot minute longer than a cold one?” (spoiler: yes, we’re idiots) 🧙‍♂️ HARRY PODDER (A Podcast): We consider pivoting the entire show into a Harry Potter rewatch podcast because those clips get more views than anything else we post 📚 Did You Know – Harry Potter Edition: Fun facts about magical flatulence and Dumbledore’s questionable decisionsPlus: 🪓 Joke of the Day: “How does a non-binary person kill people?” They/them. (We're going to hell.) 🎤 We revisit how Elvis died because… why not? 💵 How Much Would It Take: Would you drink your own pee? Go bald forever? Never text again? 🧠 Are You a Psychopath? Take the quiz and find out who’s most likely to become a Netflix documentary 🔬 Ask Reddit: You’re a mad scientist creating a weapon of mass frustration—what do you build? This episode is packed tighter than a Juneteenth bank line Chris didn’t know was closed. Tune in, drink up, and pray we don’t actually become a Harry Potter podcast.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 1:29 – AMY WINEHOUSE CONTEST 3:44 – THAT FAMOUS LIGHTHOUSE IN MARYLAND 5:08 – WTF IS A PRO-FFEE? 7:19 – INVADER ZIM 8:42 – JUNETEENTH 10:56 – IS THE KOOL-AID MAN THE PITCHER OR THE JUICE? 12:00 – “VERY DETAIL ORIENTED” 14:04 – BEATING THE SYSTEM 16:40 – TIKTOK CRINGE 19:49 – EXTROVERTING AN INTROVERT 23:28 – RANDOM QUESTIONS 24:29 – HARRY PODDER (A PODCAST) 28:03 – DID YOU KNOW? (HARRY POTTER EDITION) 37:26 – JOKE OF THE DAY 38:11 – THE KING OF ROCK N ROLL 40:43 – CHRIS’S GIRLFRIEND 43:53 – HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO DO THESE THINGS? 48:21 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 50:05 – ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH?  55:14 – NATIONAL DAYS & BIRTHDAYS 1:02:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR MILDLY INFURIATING INVENTION?  1:20:45 – OUTRO__________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #TheJuiceIsLoose #ProffeeNotProfound #KoolAidCrisis #HarryPodder #CringeAndButterflyEffect #PodcastForDumbSmartPeople #PsychopathQuiz #BSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away 💨💩🍺This week on The Pour Choices Show, we kick things off by asking the big questions—like how the hell did P Diddy dodge the sex trafficking charge? Did money change hands? Did he flush the evidence? Which conveniently leads us to another mystery: Where does poop go after you flush it? No really. Is it just... stored somewhere? Forever?From legal loopholes to sewage systems, we spiral fast:🕶️ Night vision: How expensive is it to see in the dark, and can it help you see what’s not even there?🍺 Pinter Brewing: David bought a homebrew kit off an email ad, and we’re either getting rich or hospitalized.🌬️ “Turn the air up or down?” We tackle the question that has ruined relationships and HVAC units nationwide.Then David forces the real issue: 🎯 Chris STILL won’t talk about his new girlfriend… so David turns up the heat with the Baby Daddy Speed Round—asking rapid-fire questions about fatherhood, despite Chris being a stepdad for like, two weeks.We get into: 👶 “Would You Rather – New Dad Edition”: Would you rather step on a LEGO or listen to “Baby Shark” for hours a day? 🍼 “Guess What These Baby Terms Mean”: Chris learns what meconium is and regrets everything. 💍 “How Long Until You…” move in, share a toothbrush, or start calling her kid “champ”? 🧠 Guess the Category: Three random images. One common theme. Try not to embarrass yourself.Plus: 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays 🍷 This Week’s Pour Choices 🕳️ Are dimples just face buttholes? 😈 AskReddit: Most diabolical coworker nicknames - “Slacksquatch,” “Janet the Caffeine Succubus,” and the man simply known as “Printer Jesus”So grab your baby wipes, pour a homebrew, and turn the air to whatever the hell you want—this is the most dad-coded episode we’ve ever done. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 1:32 – DIDDY DO IT? 3:34 – CAN YOU SEE IN THE DARK? 4:56 – NIGHT VISION 6:42 – WHERE DOES POOP GO? 10:17 – PINTER BREWING 16:17 – DO YOU TURN THE AIR UP OR DOWN? 20:25 – KICK THE DUST UP 23:21 – DAVID PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN 24:33 – PRIME DAY 30:22 – BABY DADDY SPEED ROUND 33:20 – WOULD YOU RATHER? – NEW DAD EDITION 38:06 – GUESS THE CATEGORY 46:10 – GUESS WHAT THESE THINGS ARE – NEW DAD EDITION 50:25 – HOW LONG UNTIL YOU… 53:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY  54:21 – WHAT ARE DIMPLES 55:27 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 57:38 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST DIABOLICAL NICKNAME FOR A COWORKER YOU’VE EVER HEARD?  1:01:40 – OUTRO__________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #StepDadSpeedRound #PinterBrewOrPinterFlu #PoopConspiracies #DimplesAreFaceCracks #HVACWars #BabyMamaDrama #DarkHumorPodcast #PodcastForDadsNotDads #ChrisHasAGirlfriendConfirmedSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?HAPPY F***ING FREEDOM DAY! 🇺🇸🦅💥This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America the only way we know how—by discussing international conflict, dark hypotheticals, food rankings, Hogwarts houses, and of course, the possibility of sexually negotiating world peace.We kick things off with: 🎶 A banger rendition of “I Ran” by A Flock of Seagulls 🇮🇷 A perfectly timed Facebook comment about Iran: “They bout to be called I shoulda RAN” 💣 And the real question: Would you commit unspeakable acts on Osama bin Laden on September 10th if it meant 9/11 never happened? Spoiler: Chris answers too quickly.Then it gets patriotic: 🥩 Blind Ranking Fourth of July Foods (Hot dogs vs. Potato salad? There’s a correct answer.) 🏛️ Most ‘America’ Moment of Your Life—and no, it’s not just shooting fireworks off a boat shirtless. 🧙 Assigning U.S. States to Hogwarts Houses (Spoiler: Florida is definitely Slytherin.) 🌭 Regional 4th of July Traditions – Apparently some people eat tacos and call it freedom.But wait, there’s freedom-fueled nonsense: 📈 David’s cholesterol is down, but Chris still won’t admit he has a girlfriend. 🧠 Try-Not-to-Laugh jokes that range from dark to career-ending. 🎩 The eerie Lincoln/JFK coincidences return to haunt us. 🌙 Chris dreams of leaving the podcast for ESPN—probably because we made him do a 4th of July Mad Lib. 🚗 “Drivers who creep forward at red lights—what dark timeline are you racing toward?”And as always, we deliver the goods: 🧃 This Week’s Pour Choices: Tastes like freedom and poor decision-making. 🤖 A.I. videos that somehow keep racism alive, even in 4K. 🗽 AskReddit dives into a burning question – What’s the most American thing everSo crack a beer, light something illegal, and declare war on your eardrums—because this is the most American episode we’ve ever made. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 3:04 – WAKA FLOCKA SEAGULLS 3:56 – I-SHOULDA-RAN 6:03 – WOULD YOU PREVENT 9/11? 7:24 – WHAT WAS THE MOST “AMERICA” MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE? 9:29 – HOW DO YOU MEASURE THE PRESSURE OF A SNEEZE? 12:47 – BLIND RANK 4TH OF JULY FOODS 15:45 – U.S STATES AS HOGWARTS HOUSES 21:54 – “UPSTATE” NEW YORK 22:52 – REGIONAL 4TH OF JULY DIFFERENCES 29:50 – JAPANESE INDEPENDENCE 33:15 – LIFE UPDATE 35:34 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH - JOKES 38:42 – THE ABE LINCOLN AND J.F.K. COINCEDENCE 42:53 – CHRIS’S DREAM 45:19 – I’M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY 47:26 – I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE - A MAD LIB 51:03 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 52:30 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 53:38 – ASK REDDIT – DRIVERS WHO CREEP FORWARD AT A RED LIGHT, WHY? 57:12 – A.I. VIDEOS 58:38 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER? 1:01:42 – WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO “DECLARE WAR”? 1:04:05 – OUTRO__________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #FourthOfJulyPodcast #IRanSo911Didnt #HotDogsAndHorcruxes #AmericaBabyyy #DarkHumorPodcast #PodcastForDegenerates #BinLadenButMakeItPatriotic #USAUSAUSASupport the show

How’s Our Driving?A new relationship that you apparently need a Top-Secret Clearance to discuss…This week on The Pour Choices Show, things start off awkward and just spiral beautifully out of control from there.We kick off with David trying to ask Chris about his new girlfriend—only to discover she’s now governed by Fight Club rules. First rule? Don’t talk about her. Second rule? DON’T talk about her. But ironically, the only reason she exists is because she saw a clip from this podcast. You're welcome, Chris.Then we dive into the usual buffet of chaos:🙏 What makes a church... a church? (Is it the building, the steeple, or the tax exemption?) 🧠 If a severely depressed person gets amnesia, do they stay depressed? (Also: who’s running the brain—you, or is it just freelancing?) 📉 What’s something you’re probably wrong about, but refuse to fact-check out of spite?Next up:🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Shedeur Sanders caught doing over 100mph, and the Lakers might be getting sold—because the world clearly isn’t weird enough. 🧙 Blind Ranking Harry Potter Characters You’d Trust to Babysit (Hint: Hagrid didn’t make the cut after “the incident”). 🎤 Chris fails to prep a segment—again—but blames it on his new girlfriend, who only exists because of the podcast he’s neglecting. Irony is alive and well.Also in this absolute fever dream of an episode:🧑‍⚖️ If your therapy session is illegally recorded and you confess to a crime… can you be charged? (Asking for a friend.) 😆 Try Not to Laugh – Joke Edition: Includes dad jokes, dark jokes, and questionable accents. 🎙️ Jason Bateman is one of the announcers in Dodgeball and we just realized that. Shame. 📜 Top 10 Worst Events in History, because nothing says "lighthearted comedy" like genocide and 9/11. 🥳 Happy Birthday shoutouts to celebs who may or may not be problematic now.And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder:📢 Protests in LA (or were they just awkward flash mobs?) 📂 Trump appears in the Epstein files. Probably. 🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices: Tastes like regret with a hint of carbonation.This episode is part therapy, part disaster, and fully unfiltered—just the way you sick bastards like it.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 4:58 – THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB 6:20 – WHAT MAKES A CHURCH A CHURCH? 8:10 – DEPRESSION AND AMNESIA 9:16 – ARE YOU YOUR BRAIN? 11:49 – WHAT ARE YOU “RIGHT ENOUGH” ABOUT? 16:38 – BREAKING NEWS! 22:07 – BLIND RANKING HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS YOU TRUST TO WATCH YOUR KID 25:39 – CHRIS’S PODCAST CONTRIBUTIONS 30:32 – EXPLAIN YOURSELF… KIND OF… 35:43 – SEEKING LEGAL ADVICE 37:24 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH - JOKES 45:33 – READY, DODGEBALL! 47:19 – TOP 10 WORST EVENTS IN HISTORY 51:40 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 53:47 – L.A. “PROTESTS” 1:07:13 – TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES! 1:09:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:11:40 – WOULD YOU RATHER 1:12:18 – 50 CENT AT PANERA 1:14:00 – SHOWER THOUGHTS 1:15:54 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A PLOT HOLE THAT YOU CAN’T GET OVER? 1:19:41 – POST-PRODUCTION PROBLEMS 1:20:45 – OUTRO__________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #FightClubGirlfriend #HarryPotterBabysitters #SteelDrumPIMP #TherapyConSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Free Beer, Four Inch Belly Buttons, and Blow Fly Girl Nightmares🍺🧍‍♂️🪰🎶This week on The Pour Choices Show, the guys go from sweet toddler milestones to full-blown psychological damage in under two minutes.We kick things off with a heartwarming update—Zoey’s officially a toddler!—before immediately pivoting into the real hard-hitting questions, like:🍟 Why is it always four Hispanic chicks working at every Five Guys? 🍺 Would you rather have unlimited free beer for life or never have a hangover again? (Tell me we’re getting old without telling me we’re getting old.) 🏖️ How much sand does it actually take to make a pile—and why is this the dumbest argument we’ve ever had?Then things get weird:🧛‍♂️ Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie might be the same person... and they both might be able to, uh... remove a rib and do the thing (allegedly). 📸 We play a game where you guess the category based only on seemingly irrelevant images—it derails instantly. 🪙 The government might be canceling pennies, and we are way too passionate about it. 😆 Try-Not-to-Laugh jokes that are sending us straight to hell.And in possibly the darkest left turn we’ve ever taken:🪰 One of us shares the disturbing internet legend of Blow Fly Girl (do NOT Google it at work. Or ever). 🚓 Lacrosse, Wisconsin is apparently America’s unofficial police body cam capital. 🧠 David has a hearing epiphany mid-episode—basically science, but dumber.Also this episode:🎵 We break into “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” with zero warning 💬 Sayings from David’s time in the military that we’ll never forget (and probably shouldn’t repeat) 👄 Would you rather: have mouths on the backs of your hands that randomly insult people, or a belly button that sways to music like it’s at Coachella? 📛 Guess which names are real, and which were made up by drunk uncles 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: regret in a can 🔮 Your favorite quotes, bold predictions, and a birthday shoutout roundup you didn’t ask forThis episode is equal parts heartfelt, horrifying, and hilariously inappropriate—just how we like it.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 1:36 – ZOEY’S A TODDLER! 4:51 – FIVE… GUYS..? 8:06 – FREE BEER OR HANGOVER IMMUNITY? 10:23 – HOW MUCH SAND DO YOU NEED TO MAKE A PILE? 12:50 – MARILYN MANSON IS ROB ZOMBIE! 16:13 – GUESS THE CATEGORY! 27:13 – GETTING RID OF PENNIES 29:54 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH 32:40 – BLOW FLY GIRL 38:58 – LACROSSE, WISCONSIN 42:16 – DAVID HAD AN EPIPHANY 43:33 – BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S 44:59 – SAYINGS FROM THE MILITARY I’LL NEVER FORGET 52:16 – HARRY POTTER BODY WASH 54:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER – MOUTH HANDS OR SWAYING BELLY BUTTON? 58:02 – WOULD YOU RATHER – NEVER ENDING HICCUPS OR LIFETIME OF ALMOST SNEEZING? 58:58 – REAL OR FAKE - NAMES 1:02:17 – HILARIOUS NAMES 1:05:23 – DAD’S MOVING TO FLORIDA! 1:06:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:08:18 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? 1:11:57 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS YOUR “I’M CALLING IT NOW” PREDICTION? 1:17:17 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:21:02 – OUTRO__________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PoorChoicesShow #FreeBeerForever #BlowFlyGirlScars #MilitarySayings #LatinasAtFiveGuys #TryNotToLaughChallenge #BellyButtonBoSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Bubble Guts, Grape Lies, and Modeling Poses (No Homo) 💩🍇🕺🔫On this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we go from philosophical to feral in record time.We kick things off by warning the general public: don’t dish it if you can’t handle the comeback—especially if you think a gorilla could take 100 men... Then we tackle the real mysteries of the universe:🍇 Why does grape-flavored stuff taste like purple chemical sadness instead of, you know, grapes? ☁️ Where does the sky actually start? (We Googled it. Still don’t know.) 🪥 Do you brush with warm water like a Victorian ghost or cold water like a psychopath?Then things spiral:🦢 Chris watches a teen girl sprint after a goose – and no, that’s not a euphemism. ⚖️ We debate the death penalty like we’re running for office, but with more jokes. 🏫 A hometown homicide makes things awkwardly real in the middle of our giggling spree.Also on this cursed menu:⚾ Minor League Baseball teams with names like "Trash Pandas" and "Biscuits"—because sports need chaos. 💀 Guessing historical event names like “The Night of the Long Knives,” which sounds like a Saw sequel. 🏈 Drafting our Olympic flag football dream team—because the NFL in the Olympics is a totally normal thing now. 🥷 Rudy vs. Radio: same movie, different disabilities.And of course:🎂 Birthday shoutouts to celebrities who 100% don't know we exist 🍚 White rice vs. brown rice – aka “The Great Colon Debate” 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Beer that tastes like regret and foam 🚪 “There’s no place like home”...unless you’re murdered there 🕺 We close with the Pour Choices Modeling Show, where we strike a pose that says “I peaked in 8th grade” (still no homo… unless you want there to be)This episode is like mixing an AP History class with bathroom graffiti and serving it on a paper plate at your cousin’s parole party.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 2:58 – IF YOU DON'T WANT THE SMOKE, DONT START THE FIRE 6:04 – WHY DOES GRAPE FLAVORED STUFF TASTE LIKE PURPLE AND NOT GRAPES? 9:31 – HOW HIGH UP DOES THE SKY START? 11:11 – SENIOR QUOTES 15:02 – DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH WARM OR COLD WATER? 18:30 – FUNNY MINOR LEAGUE TEAM NAMES 26:29 – WILD GOOSE CHASES & BUBBLE GUTS 29:45 – THE DEATH PENALTY 33:11 – HOMOCIDE HITS CLOSE TO HOME 40:39 – BAD JOKES 43:50 – GUESSING ODDLY NAMED HISTORICAL EVENTS 54:10 – BUILD YOUR 5 MAN OLYMPIC FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM 59:41 – NFL PLAYERS GETTING PRIORITY IN OLYMPICS 1:03:53 – RUDY VS RADIO 1:05:36 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:08:44 – WHITE RICE VS BROWN RICE 1:13:23 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 1:18:13 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:19:42 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT'S A HOUSE RULE THAT YOU HATED AS A CHILD, BUT SWEAR BY NOW? 1:25:51 – THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME 1:29:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS A SAYING THAT JUST ISN’T TRUE? 1:34:24 – POUR CHOICES MODELING SHOW? 1:36:29 – OUTRO__________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #GrapeIsALiar #BubbleGutsFlightEdition #OlympicFlagFootball #TrashPandasForLife #DarkHumorPodcast #ToothpasteTemperatureDebate #ModelingPosesNoHomo #RiceWarChronicles #PodcastForMenWhoCryInTrucksSupport the show

How’s Our Driving?Raw Eggs, Vulgar Tourette’s, and Business Ideas That’ll Get Us Sued 🍳🧠🍻This one was never going to be appropriate.Welcome to Episode 69 of The Poor Choices Show—a sacred number, a milestone, and a completely unhinged descent into everything we probably shouldn’t be allowed to say on the internet. Things get off the rails instantly:🧬 "If you could eliminate one human race..." (We misunderstood the question. Kinda.) 👖 Why do women’s pockets suck? Were they invented after seat belts? 🧠 Why do autistic or Tourette’s folks say the wildest sh!t? (A genuine question. With inappropriate answers.) 🧙 The new Harry Potter cast is here—and no one’s happy. 📦 Amazon delivery people deserve tips… but also maybe a union. 🍆 Things about 69 because, of course.Then we sip a beer and drop into our usual nonsense:🥚 Who almost drank raw eggs thinking it's his beer? *Hint, It’s Chris* 🍆 We review product names so inappropriate they were yanked from stores. 🍅 The return of the tomato debate. Spoiler: It’s still not a vegetable. 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Drinks were had. Judgments were made. 🧠 Who would have said it? Honestly, they probably did. Also featuring:💼 Inappropriate business pitches (like a vibrator that doubles as a flashlight) 🎤 R.I.P. Phil Robertson (Not really… but we said it anyway) 🧩 Would You Rather but worse 🧠 Inappropriate riddles that make your soul uncomfortable 🧇 Waffle House’s “Good Food Fast” motto sparks a civil war, as it’s none of the three 🛁 Shower Thoughts: We go full feral 💸 You gain $10 every time you annoy someone. What’s your new job title? 🎶 Big announcement: The Pour Choices Show is dropping a full rap album.  This episode is a love letter to bad ideas, worse jokes, and the number that made us all giggle in middle school. It’s inappropriate, immature, and exactly why your mom hates our show.Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 2:32 – WELCOME TO 69 4:26 – WHICH RACE WOULD YOU ELIMINATE? 8:11 – WOMENS POCKETS 10:24 – AUTISM AND TOURETTES 12:17 – THE TRIO HAS BEEN CAST! 15:18 – AMAZON SLAVE LABOR 18:32 – 69 THINGS 22:43 – DRINKING RAW EGGS 24:28 – INAPPROPRIATE PRODUCTS 30:40 – TOMATO CALLBACK 32:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 34:30 – WHO WOULD HAVE SAID THESE QUOTES? 45:01 – INAPPROPRIATE BUSINESS IDEAS 55:25 – R.I.P. PHIL ROBERTSON 56:54 – WOULD YOU RATHER 57:25 – INAPPROPRIATE RIDDLES 1:04:36 – ARE THESE THINGS INAPPROPRIATE OR NOT? 1:10:41 – GOOD FOOD FAST 1:15:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:18:19 – SHOWER THOUGHTS 1:24:33 – ASK REDDIT – YOU GAIN $10 EVERY TIME YOU ANNOY SOMEONE, WHAT’S YOUR NEW JOB? 1:33:10 – POUR CHOICES SHOW LP 1:37:00 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #Episode69 #InappropriateHumor #RawEggMistakes #TouretteSyndrome #BadBusinessIdeas #HarryPotterCasting #ShowerThoughts #PostNutPhilosophy #PodcastForMenSupport the show