105 - Unsafe Space (Alco-John Returns)

Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpodClosing music - BelesdunaFind more here https://linktr.ee/belesdunaPurdy inkFacebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/Here is a condensed, snarky breakdown of the madness:Episode Summary(Or: Drunken Freemasons, zero-G ejaculation, and three days of trapped shit.)Freemason Hacks: Drinking Tango-Orange vodka, the hosts kick off by revealing one of them quit his Freemason lodge but still has total access to their atrocious website, planning solo mirror-rituals and back-garden goat sacrifices.Spider-Vaginas & Anime Cat Girls: A quick debate on 90s sci-fi movies spirals into graphic descriptions of anime monsters with razor-toothed genital spiders, culminating in a casual admission of a fondness for anime cat girls.Three-Day Constipation: The gang freaks out over a host's three-day lack of bowel movements—warning him of "poo poisoning" and gooch-ripping "scratchy-poos"—before nostalgically reflecting on crop-dusting Tesco shoppers during lockdown.Post-COVID Rants: The crew devolves into peak conspiracy banter, blaming vaccines for everything from burning bones and sleep apnea to losing the basic human ability to speak.Space-Wanks & Tattoo Tic-Tac-Toe: The episode wraps up with dream jobs (becoming an astronaut solely to ejaculate in zero-gravity over a sleeping peer), a drunken plan to play leg-tattoo Tic-Tac-Toe with non-dominant hands, and a magical neck-curing reclining sofa.