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How’s Our Driving?🚨 SECRET MALL APARTMENTS, OLYMPIC DRAMA & A $10M MALL SURVIVAL CHALLENGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from prairie dogs and boa constrictors to Winter Olympic politics, protein marketing conspiracies, and the psychological warfare that is modern grocery store layouts.Chris kicks things off after seeing a guy with pet prairie dogs, which somehow reminds David of a stand-up bit involving a boa constrictor worn like Britney Spears at the VMAs. From there, we pivot into the U.S.A. hockey team taking gold over Canada, Olympic trivia, banned countries, and the ongoing chaos that is international competition.Then it gets weird in the best way.We debate what color each day of the week is, question why Snoop Dogg is selling gold coins with his own face on them, and break down whether you shop for groceries by a list or by surrendering to the store’s manipulative layout strategy. Chris also rants about protein being slapped onto every product like it’s a personality trait. Chris rediscovers a list of completely random words in his notes and has no idea what they were for. Naturally, this leads into a game of “Guess the Movie from the Wrong Characters”, where plots get explained using actors’ roles from entirely different films.Then we dive into the Netflix documentary Secret Mall Apartment, which sets up the ultimate hypothetical:You get $10,000,000 if you can live secretly inside a mall for 4 years without being caught. How are you pulling it off?From there, it’s pure nostalgia chaos with The Mall Draft, picking the best stores from late 90s/early 2000s mall culture, plus AskReddit prompts about random movie quotes and unethical life hacks.It’s Olympic trivia, mall psychology, dad jokes, secret living strategies, and two grown men deeply analyzing retail layouts like it’s national security.If you like comedy podcasts with nostalgic energy, absurd hypotheticals, clever games, and stories that start normal and end in a hidden mall apartment… welcome home.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE MALL SECURITY CAMERAS FIND US 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:32 – PRAIRIE DOGS & BOA CONSTRICTORS 5:08 – U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 8:07 – WINTER OLYMPIC STATISTICS 12:13 – BANNED FROM THE OLYMPICS 15:03 – WHAT COLOR IS EACH DAY OF THE WEEK? 17:27 – GOLDD 18:21 – DO YOU SHOP FOR GROCERIES BY THE LIST OR THE WAY THE STORE IS ARRANGED? 20:41 – PROTEIN IN EVERYTHING! 23:02 – CHRIS’S CRYPTOGRAPHIC CYPHER 26:03 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WRONG CHARACTERS 29:58 – WHAT GRINDS OUR GEARS 33:29 – SECRET MALL APARTMENT 37:18 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE 42:28 – THE MALL DRAFT 49:32 –  THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 52:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A RANDOM MOVIE QUOTE THAT YOU REPEAT FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER? 59:57 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST UNETHICAL LIFE HACK? 1:10:16 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:12:21 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WinterOlympics #SecretMallApartment #MallNostalgia #AskReddit #MovieQuotes #LifeHacks #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #NetflixDocumentary #UnfilteredComedySupport the show