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How’s Our Driving?🚨THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT, DAD JOKES & A DANGEROUS “WHAT WOULD YOU DO?” SCENARIO🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive into the power of iconic quotes, and immediately ruin it with dad jokes and life decisions that absolutely should not be crowdsourced.We kick things off with a Dad Joke of the Day that sets the tone (low), followed by a completely unexplained PSA about loyalty. From there, we ask the important questions society refuses to answer… like what color a Smurf turns when you choke it, and what things people pretend are a choice that absolutely aren’t.Then reality sets in.Chris gives updates on his rapidly escalating terrarium obsession (including new moss that he’s way too excited about), while both hosts come to terms with the fact that they are pushing 40 and officially entering the “this might be it” phase of life. We also uncover that half of people can’t intentionally blur their own vision, which somehow becomes a full conversation.Things spiral when David presents a scenario about faking your job for 8 months and finally hitting the point where you can’t fake it anymore. Do you come clean, or double down and hope for the best?From there, it’s chaos:• Chris self-diagnoses a growing lump behind his ear (WebMD says “probably fine”) • Would You Rather scenarios that get uncomfortable fast • Why grammar matters more than you think (and can accidentally propose a foursome) • Guessing which athlete posted wild tweets (spoiler: it’s always Le’Veon Bell) • The Catchphrase Draft, breaking down the most iconic lines in pop cultureWe wrap it up with word association, unhinged AskReddit questions, and a “This Day in History” segment where Chris continues his streak of confidently incorrect guesses.It’s pop culture, dumb games, existential panic, and a deep dive into why certain phrases stick in your brain forever.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, viral-style debates, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that somehow go from grammar to life decisions in 30 seconds… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE ONE OF THESE CATCHPHRASES GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 4:06 – DAD JOKE OF THE DAY 6:18 – “NEVER QUESTION MY LOYALTY” PSA 7:04 – WHAT COLOR DOES A SMURF TURN? 8:12 – THINGS SOCIETY PRETENDS ARE A CHOICE 10:04 – WEEKLY UPDATES 17:12 – PUSHING 40 21:07 – BLURRED VISION 22:43 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 25:59 – CYST-ER FROM ANOTHER MR. 32:19 – WOULD YOU RATHER… 38:42 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART 46:07 – WHY GRAMMAR MATTERS (A LOT) 47:46 – GUESS THE ATHLETE TWEETS 51:37 – THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT 1:00:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:04:39 – WORD ASSOCIATION GAME 1:07:47 – ASK REDDIT – $100M TRADEOFF SCENARIO 1:11:18 – ASK REDDIT – DATING AN IDIOT 1:17:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:20:04 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:24:06 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #PopCulture #Catchphrases #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #EntertainmentPodcast #FunnyConversations #InternetCulture #PodcastLifeSupport the show