111: Lindsay Killed All her Enemies and Took Up Yoga [Assassin's Creed/The Black Dahlia]

This week we're rebooting a game that Lindsay's never played, but she's familiar with the lore - after all, isn't the lore of Assassin's Creed just history? Well, yes and no, and we'll find out more as we take control of her OC Assassin Irene in order to investigate the Black Dahlia Murder and collect all manner of 1940s fashions. Lindsay's gonna tell Tanner all about the weird suspect list and conspiracies that have cropped up, and you know she's gonna find a way to tie in Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley! Along the way we'll also avoid cults, unlock secret vegan powers, and press X to CAROL. Our friendship promo this week is @LostTreasurePod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found at ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, and his contact info is available upon request. Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst. Find us on Twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart