#113 - 5 WAYS to GUARANTEE You Have No Friends

1- Only care about yourself -When people have something to say. Shoot it down and act as if what they are saying does not matter-Ensure that when they tell you about their achievements, boast about how you are doing much better-Ensure that when they tell you about their failures, emphasize that your life is much worse. 2- Express an unwelcoming Body Language-Never make eye contact-When you meet someone for the first time act like it is a chore-Be so inside your head that you give into your negative thoughts and be so insecure about every little thing. 3- Hold Grudges and Never Forgive-No one is allowed to make mistakes-Always remind yourself that you are the victim because people always do wrong to you in this chaotic world.4-  Do not make Sacrifice-Always be in a rush and never give someone time unless it is convenient for you.5- Never Empathize-When people come up to you with their problem, tell them to grow up and stop being weak.-Internalize that what you go through, that’s what matters.-The world revolves around you, so if you weren’t there then it is not as salient. *This is Satire*KEEP IT LONG TERM!