#114 BREAK ME OFF A PIECE

How’s Our Driving?🚨STICKS OF BUTTER, KITKAT HEISTS, & THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we try to figure out if April 15th is secretly the most important day to ever exist… and somehow end up talking about stolen candy, pocket watches, gas prices, and why “bi-weekly” is a word that should’ve been stopped at the border.We kick things off with a breakdown of some of the biggest historical events to ever happen on this day: Lincoln’s assassination, the Titanic sinking, Jackie Robinson changing baseball forever, insulin becoming available, and even the first McDonald’s opening. So naturally, we ask the question no historian has dared to ask… is this the GOAT date in history?From there, things get appropriately stupid.We uncover why jeans have that tiny useless pocket, which leads to a story about buying a pocket watch off the side of a highway like a 10-year-old with no survival instincts.Then the real chaos kicks in:• The absolute strangest place you could find a stick of butter• Whether “bi-weekly” means twice a week or once every two weeks (and why everyone is wrong)• Guessing prices from 1989 and realizing inflation is a scam• Complaining about gas prices like responsible adults• Try Not To Laugh (and fail immediately)We also touch on sports chaos, including Tiger Woods headlines and what Masters champions actually win, before diving into games like Guess Who and Guess the Movie from a single word… which goes about as well as you’d expect.We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what society pretends is normal and the most unhinged requests people have received doing OnlyFans… and yeah, it gets weird.It’s history, weird news, dumb games, economic complaints, and two guys connecting dots that absolutely don’t need to be connected.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, random knowledge, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from the Titanic to butter placement in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU REALIZE APRIL 15TH IS CURSED 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO3:19 – IS TODAY THE MOST SIGNIFICANT DAY EVER?7:42 – HIGHWAY ROBBERY9:42 – STRANGEST PLACE TO FIND A STICK OF BUTTER12:10 – IS BI-WEEKLY TWICE A WEEK OR ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS?14:45 – GUESS THE PRICES FROM 198920:35 – COMPLAINING ABOUT GAS PRICES25:21 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH30:35 – JUST D.U.I. IT32:00 – WHAT DO MASTERS CHAMPIONS WIN?37:51 – GUESS WHO?53:21 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD59:14 – “FROM” ON PRIME VIDEO1:03:22 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BUT INSANE? 1:15:54 – ASK REDDIT: MOST UNHINGED ONLYFANS REQUESTS1:20:41 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:22:24 – OUTRO📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you’ve complained about gas prices this week 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who thinks bi-weekly is clearCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WeirdNews #HistoryFacts #PopCulture #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #Trivia #EntertainmentPodcast #PodcastLifeSupport the show