117 - buying stuff under direction of god

well folks, this is the last episode before the Big Day. you know what day i'm talking about. we're all looking forward to that awesome moment when you wake up and walk over to the christmas tree and see that it's empty. barren. not a toy or twinkling light in sight, because you forgot to decorate the tree and have no one in your life to give you presents. so really, it's a day like any other day, but this time you do have a real reason to be sad, unlike those other days when it's kind of a mild haze scattered over the day you can never quite put your finger on. welp, time to binge eat in front of the tv and get so trashed on eggnog you fall asleep face first in a bowl of melted ice cream. happy holidays, you piece of shit.