PODCAST · comedy
Gal Talk
by Gal Talk
Kansas City’s Number One Hit Music Station (mix 93 point 3)
Episodes
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The Lives of Other People
You know them, I know them. Those dreaded, horrific, tormented other people. My spine shivers when I think of those teeth gnashing, opaque eyes, rivers of drool sucked into the memory of a face. Named Mike, or Sydney ... Uggghh. Can you imagine? And I know, wait, calm down. It's expected that you...
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A Bunch of Losers
The list of people who suck ass continues to grow at an alarming rate. Every time I turn around I see another example of ass suckery, performed by the richest and most privileged members of our society. I know that like, okay, all of our presidents have been insane guys who suck ass and have that...
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Anti-Semitism on "The Left"
We all know the left has a problem, and contrary to popular belief the problem isn't rooted in our inability to formulate a true and resonating opposition party - because either we're fighting each other about petty bullshit or we're trying to find the most conservative, most vindictive and vile...
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I'm Libbing Out
This is unfortunately what Trump does to you, and I assume is why all those mouth breathers voted for him a second time and are now confused about why literally everything is worse - even that, did you see it? That whole sentence was some Jon Stewart Daily Show "I'm mad about hypocrisy" bullshit....
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The 200th Episode Extravaganza
Well folks, it's been 200 episodes of Gal Talk, and you know what that means. It's officially time to kill ourselves. I'd like to say that it's been a wild ride, full of success and good times, but if we're being honest the show is exactly what it's always been, which is two people talking for…
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#1 Kansas City Podcast
I'm sure this is hard to believe, but the city we live in sucks my ass. But BUT wait, hold on, listen to me. Your city sucks too. We just so happen to live here and you just so happen to live there. You probably infested the city with your petty bullshit several years ago, and the once promised...
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Everything is Actually Fine
Don't even worry about it. There's like, it's like, dude. Seriously don't look up. There's nothing to see there. Ain't nobody ever had no problems as long as they keep they head down. So just continue on the beautiful journey that is your probably extremely uplifting life. What do you do? You got…
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A Spot by The Highway
For those of you who have never had the pleasure of driving through any area in Missouri or Kansas, or hey, most of the Midwest, which I consider not only Missouri to be a member of, but also the sole representative for, due to the way it embodies the true spirit of the middle of the country…
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Coincidentally Jewish
It's just a coincidence. Truly. Don't go thinking it's okay to throw around accusations that got nothing to do with anything, okay? We're playing as safely as possible with all things that are... things. Things that are unrelated to other Things. There's no use looking at the world around you and...
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Military Industrial Dumbplex
Because of the word complex, you see… it’s sort of pun to highlight the stupidity of the military, while also having some fun with words along the way. What’s going on here, if you examine closely, is that we’re locked outside the mechanisms of true power, the omega source for all death and...
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Sabbath's Theater
What if it's a parody of Philip Roth where instead of the character being horny for children or whatever those books are about, we have a guy who pays a phone sex operator to explain the various foods she's consumed throughout the day and we call it Sabbath's Eater? What about... what about that?...
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High all the Time
Rest in piss Lindsey Graham, you were the highest epitome of American politics. Closeted, bloodthirsty, greedy, conniving, inconsistent, and somehow still the stupidest man to ever have that voice. Have you ever in your life heard that voice, from an actual closeted gay guy, and the words coming...
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No Boundaries
I forgot to bring my microphone. Does this ever happen to you? You guys seeing this, is this in the news? When you go to record a podcast at your buddy's house, and then forget the most vital piece of equipment for the task? It's embarrassing and I'm sorry. This is the one time, you get one a…
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Nasty Whites
It's time to own up to the fact that we whites are a problem. I know, I know, I don't want to be the one who has to finally bring the hammer down on us, but I'm looking around, I'm scanning Wikipedia, and based on everything I see I think it's time to admit we're the problem. And it's getting...
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Killing of a Sacred Beer
We talk about it very briefly in the episode, but I didn't really process that they made a He-Man movie. I'm not going to look at the trailer and I'm not going to learn about the plot or when it comes to theaters, but I am going to tell you right now that that stinks. That really fucking stinks,...
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MK Michelob Ultra
They're doing some wicked things to our brains, aren't they? Mostly old people, it seems. Young people are already dead, so there's no point even concerning ourselves with that. There isn't going to be a world left when it's their turn to take over and run things, so I say just let their brains…
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Happy Pride
Or however you celebrate. Is that how that works? Is Pride Month kind of like Christmas, where some assholes on the internet are debating the merits of including other holidays into seasonal greetings? Is there a Jewish holiday happening in June. I bet there fucking is. There's always some…
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Actionable Bumper Stickers
Changing things up around here. My normal co-host had to call in sick because I guess his butthole was too sore from the long weekend he had down at the Gay Club. I don't want to embarrass him, of course, but I will tell you the photos he sent for evidence are harrowing. It's the kind of thing...
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I Could've Fixed A Lot By Now
Happy Memorial Day, everyone. And you know me, I absolutely give a fuck and in 2026 I think it's important to continue with the illusion we've all been convinced of, which is that none of the wars currently happening are good but every single war before this one was necessary and the people who...
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JD Vans? JD Pansy? JD....idk fuck that fat bitch
That guy sucks my ass, right? Like I know two years ago you r-word f-slur big tittty babies were frothing at the mouth because you legitimately believed Donald Trump was going to fix egg prices, because you don't know how to read and can't conceptualize time even on the basic linear mode we…
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Happy Mother's Day
If you're reading this, and I doubt that you are, but if you're so deranged as to click on this podcast hosted by people you don't know and will never know, then please, please understand that we maintain the right to never give a shit about you. We didn't upload last week, and normally it would…
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HIGH TAX Jefferies
I like that our country is run by old, stinky, fat, poopy men. And they better not change that, come 2028, when all of us are dead and gas cost $900 and no one has jobs but rent is still going up. They better still be running our classic old stinky fat poopy men, or else I won't know what to vote...
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Feet Holmes
We like to have fun, and when I say "fun" I think you know exactly what I mean. Not the kind of fun these horrendous man-children are having over at Barstool, where the entire purpose of your life is to sit on a couch surrounded by eight fat guys with heart disease yelling at the tv because they...
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Ian's Shoelaces
I tried to upload this episode ten seconds ago and it didn't work. I'm wondering if it's due to the words I wrote in this little description box, but I barely talked about trafficking or the president being bad, so I can't imagine the propaganda censorship machines that are now every single…
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Ladies on the Moon
It's hard to respect anyone anymore. Social media is one big embarrassment factory for 18-40 year olds to post themselves into oblivion. Forget employability. Forget your lack of talent, for a moment, and just focus on how goddamn insanely fucking embarrassing it is to see a page of someone's...
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I Got a Microsoft For You
They've made all the computers bad. You know, I know it. Everytime you want to complete the most minor of tasks you're faced with challenges, blockades, some might say hurdles. All because we couldn't leave it alone. Every year we needed a new update, a new device, a new feature that fixes the...
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More like March Sadness
It's the same thing as March Madness but instead of having a bracket for basketball you have a list of people you owe money to. And the list, my friend, is getting longer. Everyday you wake up in a panic sweat of frightening chill and look up at the list that's been hammered to your wall with a...
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Double Masking
Remember the good old days when a global pandemic shut down the whole world and for like, five days the air was clean, no one got shot in the head, and the coral reefs briefly came back before we dumped a bunch of poison in the ocean, or whatever it is we do? That was kind of nice. Even the…
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The Years of Dave
Emergency! The AmerIsraeli government has just announced we're returning to the Years of Dave so formidably lost to the Years of Brandon, which proceeded from the Years of Barfsack. In this new paradigm we must prepare for a multitude of events circulating around "whatever a Dave would do". Thus...
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I'm a Good Guy
I've never done anything wrong and don't look into it. My record is so squeaky clean you could eat a big bowl of Indian food on it. There are so few skeletons in my closet that it's like... it's like something you could say that would be funny to insert into that setup. Maybe something about...
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Oh My God I'm Going to Move to America
All the sexy ladies... look, that's all we got in America these days. I bought a roll of paper towels recently that cost me $8. It's over, man. But hey, at least we still got a couple of sexy ladies to drive Indian men absolutely insane on the timeline. We've got a world where it's perfectly…
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Poopmaxxing
I got my fiber on lock brah. I got my prune juice IV drip going in my ass brah. Nothing solid hommie, nothing too thick to pass through my anal cavity any time of day brah. Everything in the vitamix brah. I always be pooping. I do stretches to make my boodihole bungalicious to get the bitches...
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Hope Springs Eternal
Everything is actually fine. Nothing to worry about here, folks, because we've got it all under control. Sure, does it feel like a big glowing orb is enveloping everything into galactic goo, and the few remaining positions of power are seemingly entirely filled by fat pedophiles incapable of...
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Oh, me? I'm a Moderate
After two decades of things appearing to, as you might say, "unravel" into hellscapes previously hidden and ignored, I think it's finally time to bring back pretending to be a moderate, dead center, brainless, spineless piece of shit loser. I don't read. I don'ts knows hows to, and why should I…
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The Dogs are Barking
People continue to spew idiotic claims in support of their misguided beliefs. Just a giant country of lost children, wandering the mall, getting stuck in a photobooth, covered in shit and McDonalds smears. Your mom's not even looking for you. She noticed you were missing ten minutes ago and a...
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Trying Not to Talk About Politics
So if you get all upset and bored that we spent thirty minutes talking about humidifiers, you can thank the shitty news for that. Sometimes the only thing to comment on events of the last week is "that's bad." "I don't like this, please stop." And of course it won't stop, but it wouldn't stop…
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Mom & Pop Landlords
We recorded this prior to the United States declaring war on a sovereign nation. And I know you might be thinking, oh well doesn't that mean you recorded this episode before Saturday of last week? and you're just now releasing the episode on Tuesday, a full day late? Hey buddy, get off my ass,...
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I'm Still Writing 2025 On All My Dicks
The year was bullshit and I don't care about how your specific year went. My own year wasn't even that bad, all things considered, and yet I can confidently assert that 2025 was dogshit. If you had a kid this year, if you blessed the world with a new vessel for our great collective consciousness,...
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Louis C KKK
Imagine being one of the best living comedians of your generation that even young women in 2017 knew who you were and laughed at your comedy. And then you get a little too big for your britches and start blocking doors with your small penis at the exact time when people were using twitter as a...
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AI Slop for Christmas
Check your stockings, folks. There's a fresh pot of AI gumbo chili that I've ladled into each stocking because you've been a BAD little boy. Instead of coal or amazon gift cards everyone is getting an AI generated picture of my gaping butthole, and all of our grandparents will be confused and…
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Seasonal Depression
Oh, I'm so sad. Are you sad? Did you miss us last week? Were you sitting around with your bullshit family, wishing you could just go home and listen to podcasts? Looking across the room at your stupid aunt, watching the way people somehow never stop talking but also never once say a single…
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Only the Good Die Young
How old are you? Now be honest with yourself, don't fudge the number to make yourself feel good. Are you... halfway through life? Be honest. If you're 25... do you really think 50 is in the cards for you? Look down at yourself. Is there pizza currently sitting in a box outside of the fridge? Is...
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An Inevitable Epstein Chat
We even said at the top of the show, hey, let's not spend too much time on this. There isn't much to rehash that hasn't already been heavily outlined in every podcast since 2015. But if the president insists on being a big fat pedophile, then we have no choice but to do our due diligence and...
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Killers of the Flower Whale
Whales are better than humans. Full stop, no further explanation, I don't want to hear arguments against it. Think of a moment in your life when you did something genuinely kind for someone else, okay? Ready? On that day there was a sperm whale that was 100times better than your shitty little...
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Live Laugh Love
Pessimism rules, and also fuck you. If you wanted to listen to something upbeat and fun you can click your way over to Hank and John's lame shitty podcast about like... I bet 90% of the show is them talking about bugs and bacteria, which hey, look, I don't mind that, but grow some adulthood...
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Synchronicities
Sometimes the mind is a beautiful thing, and allows you to think like, what if I was the exact same person in every single way BUT I was a chinese. Isn't that fun? Same old guy, walking around, going to work, meal prepping my fucking tilapia bullshut, but then I look in the mirror and I'm a…
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IDF? More like IDGAF, right?
Also ICE? More like fucking... Not Nice, huh? I'm coming for you Mark Normand, you lazy hack. Two can play the boring dumb guy with no internal monologue. All I gotta do is get a fake degree from a college that only exists on Facebook, make up a bunch of shit about aliens and trans people, and…
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The Beet Boys
You wanna come over and split some root veg bruh? We can roast em for a kale salad and then fuck each other senseless bruh. Get our shit red and shit bruh, and then call each other every night before bed bruh. No fr fr ease up on that shit bruh, cause we in a relationship and shit and I don't…
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One Battle After Another
If you didn't like the film it's because you've allowed the internet to fully warp your mind and turn you into a pile of goo. You walk between the bathroom and the living room, shitting and eating, shitting and eating, until it's time for bed when you scroll endlessly through AI porn slop and...
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White Trash and Nerds
What two better representations of what white people have given, culturally, to this shithole country? Trailer trash and DnD. Other people, other folks, you know who I'm talking about, they go on and invent beautiful music, baseball, different kinds of masalas and asadas, and they do cool shit to...
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