#119 BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

How’s Our Driving?🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a scientist with too much free time.We start simple enough: Why aren’t jetpacks everywhere yet? Did the chicken or the egg come first? Do morticians remove braces before burial?Then things get weird fast.Chris asks David which eye is dominant, leading to the realization that apparently your body can just freelance different settings whenever it wants. We also debate what single gene we’d change about ourselves before immediately derailing into dating profile Mad Libs and a logic puzzle involving water buckets that somehow turns into a full IQ test.Then the episode descends beautifully into chaos:• Rugrats trivia that exposes our aging brains• Chris taking a food safety certification test like he’s applying to the FBI• David’s dad accidentally drinking a THC cream soda while babysitting• A “Down By The Bay” trap remix that absolutely should not exist• A horrifying realization that the winner of a global fight tournament would only need 33 wins to become world championThen we hit the science segment… and humanity starts feeling very small.We talk about: • Sharks that can live for centuries • Lobsters that basically refuse to die • Salamanders that weaponize their own ribs • Ticks that can make you allergic to meat • How we know more about the moon than our own oceansAnd somehow, despite all that nightmare fuel, we still end up discussing unnecessary Harry Potter lore we’d post if we hijacked JK Rowling’s Twitter account for a day.It’s science, chaos, nostalgia, dumb hypotheticals, and the kind of random knowledge that permanently changes the way you look at sharks, oceans, and cream soda.If you like comedy podcasts with bizarre facts, ridiculous conversations, pop culture debates, and enough useless knowledge to ruin family dinners… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A TICK MAKES YOU ALLERGIC TO BACON 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:48 – WHY AREN’T JETPACKS EVERYWHERE? 7:47 – THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG? 8:22 – DO PEOPLE GET BURIED WITH BRACES? 10:20 – EYE DOMINANCE CONFUSION 13:26 – WHAT GENE WOULD YOU CHANGE? 15:39 – DATING PROFILE MAD LIBS 20:36 – THE 5 GALLON / 3 GALLON WATER PROBLEM 25:04 – RUGRATS TRIVIA 31:54 – PROCTORED FOOD SAFETY TEST 39:12 – WOODSTOCK ‘69 50:31 – “DOWN BY THE BAY” TRAP REMIX 53:06 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK 54:41 – ONLY 33 FIGHTS TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION? 56:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:01:09 – ASK REDDIT: SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES THAT SOUND FAKE 1:10:25 – ASK REDDIT: JK ROWLING TWITTER LORE 1:17:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:20:16 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:22:20 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #ScienceFacts #WeirdFacts #AskReddit #HarryPotter #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #Trivia #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #PopCulture #PodcastLifeSupport the show