#121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING

How’s Our Driving?🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft.We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets us into trouble: would you rather be a Democrat or a woman? Then David follows it up with a joke about pandas that somehow manages to offend multiple demographics simultaneously. Strong start.From there, things only get more ridiculous.Chris gives an update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga, proving once again that the internet remains undefeated when it comes to separating people from their money. We also discuss how the placement of a single italicized word can completely change the meaning of a sentence, which is probably the most educational thing that happens all episode.Then we go down the rabbit hole: • Why jetpacks still aren’t everywhere• Whether you can "price match" your way out of a felony• If sitting judges can still practice law• Why Quora never answers the question you actually clicked onNaturally, we also squeeze in some completely normal activities like:• Guessing Adam Sandler movies from his face• A Three Blind Mice trap remix nobody asked for• Building the ultimate all-time NFL team from random franchises• And the most important sports question of all: if every NFL team became its mascot and went to war, who wins? We wrap it up with unbelievable facts, everyday bits people use in conversation, and a paper-folding fact that makes exponential growth feel like black magic with office supplies.It’s sports, weird legal questions, internet scams, random trivia, and two grown men treating ridiculous hypotheticals with the seriousness of a Supreme Court hearing.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, sports debates, bizarre facts, and conversations that go from jetpacks to felony loopholes in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE TITANS DEFEAT THE JETS 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 03:33 – WHY DO THEY CALL IT “CHEATING”? 06:57 – WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DEMOCRAT OR A WOMAN? 10:23 – WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING A PANDA? 11:25 – GUESS THE COWORKER’S NAME 14:17 – THE MISSING PUTTER UPDATE 24:54 – THE IMPORTANCE OF ITALICIZED WORD PLACEMENT 27:27 – WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HAVE JETPACKS? 34:53 – CAN YOU PRICE MATCH GRAND THEFT? 38:52 – CAN A SITTING JUDGE PRACTICE LAW? 40:50 – WHY QUORA IS USELESS 44:51 – THREE BLIND MICE TRAP REMIX 47:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER 52:53 – BUILD THE ULTIMATE ALL-TIME NFL TEAM 59:31 – NFL MASCOT BATTLE ROYALE 1:03:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:06:15 – ASK REDDIT: UNBELIEVABLE FACTS 1:11:02 – FOLDING PAPER TO THE MOON 1:12:02 – ASK REDDIT: BITS YOU USE IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION 1:16:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:20:04 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #NFL #SportsTalk #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #Trivia #PodcastLifeSupport the show