#127 BUT WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON

How’s Our Driving?🚨 FLYING BOATS, JOEDAISM & THE GREATEST DUOS OF ALL TIME! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, David is joined by Joe for a nostalgia-heavy episode full of lifelong friendship, childhood memories, fake religions, NFL criminals, and the kind of questions only two guys who have known each other for almost 30 years would even think to ask. We kick things off with David showing Joe a “tactical” American flag tall boy beer holder he 3D printed, because apparently patriotism now comes with koozie attachments. Then David reveals that he and Joe have been friends for roughly 10,800 days, which is almost three decades of poor decisions, inside jokes, and somehow still talking to each other voluntarily.From there, the episode immediately gets weird.We debate why children spend so much time learning animal noises, whether Disney needs to keep making live-action remakes, and if Moana really needed one this soon. Then we dive into a Harry Potter hypothetical involving Veritaserum vs the Imperius Curse, because wizard law apparently has loopholes and we’re exactly stupid enough to litigate them.Then Joe brings the unpopular opinions.Tacos are overrated. Birthday reposts are cringe. Cris Collinsworth might be the best NFL commentator. Society may never recover from these takes, but we let him speak anyway.We also get into:• What we’ve always wanted to do but haven’t• The best and worst parts of getting older• Awkward queue lines where the cashier just watches you zigzag toward them• Guessing criminal NFL players from their stats• The emotional violence of cyclists taking up the whole road• And Joe’s childhood fake religion: JoedaismThen things go full blast-from-the-past.David and Joe revisit the mysterious flying boat they both swear they saw as kids, debate whether they’d be friends with a parallel-universe version of themselves, and draft the greatest duos of all time, from iconic pop-culture pairs to everyday combos that absolutely deserve respect.We wrap it all up with Would You Rather, This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about childhood luxuries that made you feel rich, and the most important theological question of all: what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ?It’s nostalgia, friendship, dumb hypotheticals, NFL chaos, Disney debates, fake religion, flying boats, and two grown men proving that knowing someone for 30 years does not make the conversation more mature.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, childhood stories, pop-culture debates, sports trivia, weird hypotheticals, and arguments that somehow go from Harry Potter magic to lawn-chair religion… you’re in the right place.👇WATCH NOW BEFORE JOEDAISM GETS TAX-EXEMPT STATUS👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO2:16 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK: TACTICAL BEER HOLDER4:33 – 30 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP8:40 – WHY DO WE TEACH KIDS ANIMAL NOISES?11:36 – LIVE ACTION REMAKES15:53 – VERITASERUM VS THE IMPERIUS CURSE17:18 – BUCKET LISTS & MISSED DREAMS19:20 – THE BEST & WORST PARTS OF GETTING OLDER23:00 – UNPOPULAR OPINIONS38:28 – AWKWARD QUEUE LINES39:43 – GUESS THE CRIMINAL NFL PLAYER FROM THE STATS49:57 – CYCLISTS IN GTA52:15 – JOEDAISM57:09 – THE FLYING BOAT1:00:54 – WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSE SELF?1:06:01 – THE DUOS DRAFT1:16:49 – WOULD YOU RATHER?1:24:53 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES1:27:15 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT IS A CHILDHOOD LUXURY THAT MADE YOU FEEL RICH?1:31:49 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT DOES THE “H” STAND FOR IN “JESUS H. CHRIST”?1:35:29 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:36:44 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #NFL #Disney #HarryPotter #Nostalgia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLifeSupport the show