EPISODE · Apr 23, 2025 · 57 MIN
131 - Uncomfy in the Planet Fitness Locker Room
from Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
In this episode, we talk about our mission to become the best hosts in the neighborhood... if only anxiety would stop crashing the party lol. We dive into the Unclaimed Baggage 2025 report, a fascinating and kinda unhinged roundup of the bizarre (yet nunu nana) items people leave behind in lost luggage. Zach covers the story of a man who tracked down his own stolen truck and is now changing careers to become a private detective. Plus, we discuss David Archuleta being a PG-13 hottie, and Beyoncé’s stunning music. You know you're homework, go listen with lyrics pulled up... why are you still reading this? We're gonna go have a gin martini with Sammich. Well Zachariah is. Jonathan will pout.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!Sponsors:➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Liquid I.V.➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Pretty Litter.➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Thrive Market.➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save on insurance at Progressive.comSources:➜ Mike Singletary. “The 2025 Found Report.” Unclaimed Baggage, Unclaimed Baggage, 9 Apr. 2025.➜ Heather Walker & Darcelle Hall. “Man Charts His Own Path, Drives over 800 Miles to Find Stolen Truck after He Says BSO’s Investigation Took Too Long.” WSVN 7News Miami, 9 Apr. 2025.Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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In this episode, we talk about our mission to become the best hosts in the neighborhood... if only anxiety would stop crashing the party lol. We dive into the Unclaimed Baggage 2025 report, a fascinating and kinda unhinged roundup of the bizarre (yet nunu nana) items people leave behind in lost luggage. Zach covers the story of a man who tracked down his own stolen truck and is now changing careers to become a private detective. Plus, we discuss David Archuleta being a PG-13 hottie, and Beyoncé’s stunning music. You know you're homework, go listen with lyrics pulled up... why are you still reading this? We're gonna go have a gin martini with Sammich. Well Zachariah is. Jonathan will pout.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!Sponsors:➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Liquid I.V.➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Pretty Litter.➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Thrive Market.➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save on insurance at Progressive.comSources:➜ Mike Singletary. “The 2025 Found Report.” Unclaimed Baggage, Unclaimed Baggage, 9 Apr. 2025.➜ Heather Walker & Darcelle Hall. “Man Charts His Own Path, Drives over 800 Miles to Find Stolen Truck after He Says BSO’s Investigation Took Too Long.” WSVN 7News Miami, 9 Apr. 2025.Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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