#14 - naired it

On today's catastrophe of an episode, our hero describes the barren landscape of his noble bunda after Putin unleashes his nuclear option. Our hero delves into the details of his new hairless life, struggling but accepting the reality of his earth-shattering farts. The absence of suppressive fur prevents any possibility of a sneak retaliation. Without the ability to muzzle his explosive gas, our hero must engage in face to face combat with Tootin' Putin. All across the land, civilians still standing after the fallout must bear witness to the loud expulsion of shells between Florida and Russia, as one man, our hero, stands tall to protect his saloon.