Episodes
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#30 - not my ariel
On this new and exciting episode of the live-action, hit show The Little Mermaid 2: Lost in New York, our hero descends into the lair of the Disney/MAGA adults. Upon entering the dungeon, our champion was stunned at the disturbing scene unfolding in front of him. Millions of Disney/MAGA adults...
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#29 - i'm done teaching
Our hero has returned! After a grueling war with American Capitalism, our champion has survived the trials of working two jobs and almost making enough to pay one months rent. Despite the treacherous double shifts, our hero is deciding to step down as the Lord of Education. This role was bestowed...
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#28 - the furry factory
On this exciting new episode of My Little Pony, our hero attempts to sell free house water to the Palm Beach Furry Society. In town for the local premiere of Super-Pets, our hero learns from them, delving into a strange world. He experiences a secret lifestyle hidden from the rest of society and...
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#27 - american education ft. karen
On this week's episode of Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?, our hero transforms into the mighty Karen in order to accomplish the impossible: refusing to pay $100 for something that should cost $0. Our champion stands up against the unquivering district of education, endures the mockery from...
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#26 - roe v. played
On this new and exciting episode of Two Girls One Uterus, our hero descends upon Washington D.C. to meet the young and in-touch leaders of our great nation. "The Supreme Court", as they call themselves, greeted him with a pride flag and asked if he could film their new Tik Tok to introduce the...
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#25 - phones out guns out
On this episode of the highly anticipated quarter-life crisis 25th episode bonanza, our hero journeys to Ohio, where he is welcomed by a platoon of teachers. They drew their guns and threated to fire unless he took off his "my sister ate my homework" graphic tee. Once passed the boarder, our hero...
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#24 - cracked out quirky
On this episode of American Riot Season 3: Episode 2: Gun Control, our hero descends to the depths of Europe to extract a piece of paper that reads, "Negativo" from his nostrils in order to return home. Meanwhile, trouble is afoot in America as violence erupts across the nation. Our hero, unable…
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#23 - divine intervention
On this week's episode, our hero dons the uniform of our great nation to discuss the many injustices of this mortal realm. Upon investigating the "White Replacement Theory", our champion discovered that a demonic presence had escaped and roamed freely amongst our land. That presence presented...
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#22 - american riot season 3
On this episode of My 600-Lb. Life, our hero adventures into the depths of SunFest to report on abortion, clones, and Casey Anthony. Amidst the chaos of American Riot, our champion engages in battle with a new foe: sexist porta potties. Then, a geriatric family of four appears at his place of...
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#21 - baby bump bingo
On this exciting new episode of Sky High, our hero's arch nemesis, Elon Musk, buys Twitter to serve as an upgrade mechanism for his son, who is still in his early levels. Once the algorithm is imported, doom will inevitably come for Rihanna's baby. Hearing this news, women everywhere devolved…
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#20 - subway surfers
*DISCLAIMER: ALL COMMENTS MADE ON THIS PODCAST FALL UNDER PARODY/SATIRE* On this week's episode of The Ultimatum, our hero sets forth on his journey to be cancelled amongst the masses. His first stop is a quiet subway station of Brooklyn, New York, where he meets an extraordinary character who...
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#19 - she said no
On this week's episode of Watch Out for the Big Grrrls, our hero returns from vacation to reveal his engagement. Wielding only a droplet of rain, a singular grape and an egg, Mikey successfully traverses the streets of Brazil and lives to talk about it. Though, on his return flight home, he is...
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#18 - our elders suck
On this exciting, new episode of Teddy Toots' Tubular Tirade, our hero enlists in the local hospital where he introduces new guidelines for the elderly patients. Then, he descends into a lobotomized frenzy, discussing trans sports and our next supreme court justice, Ketanji Brown Jackson, which…
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#17 - swim faster ladies
On today's episode, our hero takes you through a series of timelines: past, present, and future. Similar to the famed Charles Dickens story, "Zero Dark Thirty", our hero projects scenarios taking place across the infinite expanse of generations. He explores the past, "diving" into the recent...
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#16 - i'm becoming a priest
On this week's wild adventure, our hero travels to the depths of his past to retrieve vital memories in attempt to unlock the full story. Chipotle, the seasoning not the diarrhea factory, invades his defenses and inflicts a no-fly zone in his underwear. Our hero then travels to NYC and DC to...
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#15 - trick shot shits
On this episode, our hero descends into the depths of public sewage to find light in the darkest places. He extends his empathetic hand to the Ukrainian people, and before his elbow reaches its apex, he comes to a realization. What is this realization you may ask? Has he discovered the secret...
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#14 - naired it
On today's catastrophe of an episode, our hero describes the barren landscape of his noble bunda after Putin unleashes his nuclear option. Our hero delves into the details of his new hairless life, struggling but accepting the reality of his earth-shattering farts. The absence of suppressive fur...
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#13 - woooah
***EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT*** Our hero has acquired a new theme song! In other news, a beast ravages the city. Nothing too notable, besides the fact that a rampaging hippopotamus, loose from his mother's arms at age 51, is turning the oasis of Palm Beach into a catastrophic event. The most...
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#12 - american education ft. pitbull
On this week's episode, our hero journeys to Florida to counsel with the one and only Mr. Worldwide. They discuss a variety of issues, including the crumbling education system in America. Mr. 305 expressed his concern for today's children, and made the decision to open a school to aid the...
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#11 - stop desexualizing putin
After a long adventure in the wilds of Zimbabwe, our hero returns to civilization to discover a horrible tragedy unfolding. While he was gone, Victoria's Secret decided to hire Vladimir Putin as the next stepping stone to cultural compliance. First it was math-textbook diversity, then plus-sized...
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#10 - closeted ft. ron desantis
This week, our hero seeks help from the great beyond. After accepting the holy light into his orifices, he feels confident enough to go out into the world and conquer any challenge that may befell upon his breast -including but not limited to hydroplaning into a small crack in the local drawbridge.
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#9 - fried rice on the toilet
Our hero finds himself alone in a bathroom stall, mouth full of rice and butt full of gas. In the air, a foreign plume of fecal matter drifts across the ceiling, taunting him as he fulfills his stomach's purpose for the sake of survival.
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#8 - the asian medley incident
On this week's episode of Euphoria, Dominic Fike walks in on a tragic scene: Asian Medley, sprawled out all over the floor, its contents leaking through the wooden boards of his studio apartment. Fike crumbles and falls to his knees, trying desperately to pick up the pieces and restore Medley. He...
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#7 - two pump plunge
How do we safeguard the trans community in the sports realm? Should you plunge your own clogged toilet in public spaces? Is the "When You Were Young" festival a scam? Will climate change make a comeback if Greta Thunberg comes out of the closet? These are the questions posed in this episode of…
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#6 - the old man and the pe(nis)
On this weeks episode of The Saloon, our hero finds himself amidst a harrowing scene, gazing into the brown eye of a powerful elder. Following this encounter, he returns home to engage in slumber, only to find himself lost in a sea of numbers. A dream, yes, but soon this dream turns malevolent as...
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#5 - already fucked up, 2023 my year
Our hero has found himself on the brink of extinction. A feral plant has turned him inside out and the local villagers believe him to be a witch. Eyes red as marinara sauce,
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#4 - don't laugh on me
Mikey joins the hit children's show Paw Patrol as the new Equity Inclusivity De-escalation Coordinator. As such, Mikey is tasked to defund and reassign our heroes, while simultaneously educate them through a series of classes aimed at minimizing police presence in target areas of high crime. On...
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#3 - they don't make killers like they used to
Please donate to our GoFundMe which aims to finance men and women who have been exiled by their partners and families for picking their nose. "Normalize Nose Picking" has already reached $3.00, which is $4.00 shy of our goal. All proceeds directly feed and shelter our victims, as well as provide…
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#2 - mobility scooter recall
The major and trusted news organizations such as CNN and Fox News are not covering the real threats to this great nation. Disney China and The United States of Amazon are the least of our worries, as legitimate risk plague the world on the daily basis. Celi, the humble savior of the egotistical...
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#1 - teddy toots
Mikey introduces his new podcast which is sponsored, written, and produced by Greta Thunberg. This weekly entertainment was created in an attempt to clear her name, as she did not cause the devastation that transpired on that one, fateful September morning.
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