#15 - Distillates Suck

I was going to write an entry here, but then I got high. It was a distillate. The buzz lasted for about 30 minutes and then I nose-dived like a Kamikaze into an aircraft carrier. And it wasn't the happy, creative, energetic feeling that I get from a full spectrum oil that's loaded with indigenous cannabinoids, but instead I was agitated and teetering on the verge of paranoia. "When is this going to wear off?" I asked the college student who was trying to impress me with his irrationally high THC percentage and introduced food flavorings. "Aren't you high as fuck?" he annoyingly blurted as I zeroed in on the volcanic zit centered on his forehead. "I'm not sure what I am," was my response, "but I feel like I just lost the Superbowl." Everyone has different preferences, I respect that. Some people want their cannabis product to taste like a margarita, or cotton candy. Fair enough, have at it, knock yourself out. But mine lie somewhere in the rainbow of tastes between the flavors of bud and nug. Call me a luddite, but am I old school by wanting fresh squeezed orange juice over Sunny Delight? I've got an interesting question. Does anyone use quality bud to make distillate, or is it the hot dog of the cannabis world, all lips and assholes and unfortunate rats? Is it feasibly possible to polish a turd? Here's the deal. Mad Dog 2020 is about five bucks a bottle. A good Stag's Leap cabernet is about 50. They have the same amount of alcohol. So why is the price different? Anyone over the age of 15 should know the answer to that.