160 - Donkey Kong Country

Ben and Zane were looking forward to a relaxing trip to the country - the Donkey Kong Country. The trees and lakes were nice (if a bit low-res), and the owner of the resort, Mr. Kahrule, was very magnanimous. Unfortunately, there was an unpleasant man wandering around. He smelled like an ape and looked like he hadn’t bathed or shaved in years, but he kept talking about how he was destined to become the rightful ruler of the resort. His handler lured him away with a shiny crystal, though, so it wasn’t too bad. 4 stars, must check out the sea shanties.