#176 After 2 Beers: When Dogs Shoot Owners, Cheetos Sell for $88K, and..well..Florida.

From the Florida Man Games to an $88,000 Cheeto, this episode dives headfirst into the bizarre stories that never make your local news broadcast.Dutch, Kimmy, and Puddin' take us through the wild world of the second annual Florida Man Games, featuring events that perfectly capture Florida's chaotic essence - from an Evading Arrest Obstacle Course (complete with alligator throwing) to Hurricane Aisle Brawls where contestants joust with shopping carts. These aren't parodies; they're real competitions with thousands of spectators and family-friendly atmospheres.The trio explores relationship disasters that will make your own seem blissfully normal. A North Carolina woman locked her boyfriend in a storage unit for nearly a week, while an 18-year-old Florida woman vandalized a car in revenge against her ex - unfortunately targeting an innocent neighbor's vehicle instead. We hear about a Memphis man claiming his dog accidentally shot him (suspicious circumstances included), and a woman who stabbed her boyfriend for refusing her cooking.The hosts share personal anecdotes about cooking disasters and relationship compromises that strike the perfect balance between hilarious and relatable. Between stories about nose-picking emergencies, human cannonball accidents, and a child calling 911 for "emergency donuts," the podcast reminds us why these stories matter - they help us appreciate our relatively normal lives.Before signing off, Dutch shares a thoughtful message about reaching out to friends who might be struggling with unseen challenges. As he puts it, "some of the most trying things in my life are the random shit that happens on a Tuesday that you never saw coming."Subscribe to After 2 Beers for your bi-weekly dose of the strange, shocking, and absurd stories that make life's everyday problems seem a little more manageable.Support the show