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After 2 Beers

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The After 2 Beers podcast covers random topics discussed with your family and friends at a bar, around a bonfire, etc. when you’ve had a couple of drinks and begin trying to solve the world’s problems or the song lyrics you forgot from your teenage days.

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Episodes

  1. #206 After 2 Beers: Building The Perfect 80s TV Lineup With Sitcom Hits And Cult Classics

    One draft. One decade. Way too many great picks. We set one simple rule: the show must have aired at least one episode in the 1980s, then we build our “best lineup” and talk way too much trash about it. If you love 1980s TV shows, classic sitcoms, action series, and comfort-watch reruns, you’re...

  2. #205 After 2 Beers: Mall Pizza, Bad Decisions & Too Much Information

    Everybody has a favorite mall food court spot, and apparently everybody else’s pick is wrong. This week on After 2 Beers, we draft our ultimate food court lineups and take cinnamon rolls, pretzels, and questionable mall pizza way too seriously. A duck race sets the draft order, and the live chat...

  3. #204 After 2 Beers: Building A Dream Festival Lineup With Artists Still Alive

    A concert draft sounds easy until you add one rule that changes everything: every headliner has to be alive and still active. We’re building a dream festival lineup the way real friends do it, with strong opinions, instant regret, and way too much confidence. The picks jump across genres and...

  4. #203 After 2 Beers: A Yellowstone Bison Reminds Us Nature Wins

    A Yellowstone bison, a leafy greens outbreak, and a river full of cobras sound like three separate nightmares, but for us it’s just another night hanging out and trying to make sense of the internet. We start with control-room banter and a story from a VFW “Queen of Hearts” jackpot night, where…

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  5. #202 After 2 Beers: From Love Bots To Fireworks, Welcome To The Midwest

    Facebook puts us in “timeout” over an old meme and it instantly raises a bigger question: what happens to your show or your small business when your entire marketing plan lives on a platform you do not own? We talk through the ugly side of content moderation, surprise enforcement, and why buying...

  6. #201 After 2 Beers: Pride, Punishment, And The Stories Between

    He went to a Pride parade to support his daughter and partner, turned around for one second, and suddenly found himself leading the parade with thousands of strangers cheering him on. That story kicks off a night that swings between heartfelt and hilarious, while still landing on something real:...

  7. #200 After 2 Beers: We Celebrate 200 Episodes By Arguing About Fish Smells And Fake Lottery Wins

    Somebody microwaves fish at work and a detective allegedly responds by pulling a gun. A dog fires a shotgun at a gas station. A lottery ticket looks like $100,000 until the scanner says $20. That’s the kind of night you get when After Two Beers hits episode 200, and we’re somehow still trusted…

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  8. #199 After 2 Beers: From Guilty Pleasures To Graduation Hype In Modern America

    You ever catch yourself laughing at something, then immediately wonder if you should feel bad for laughing? That’s where we start: guilty pleasures, clean sheet day, and the kind of unfiltered “bonfire talk” that only happens when the microphones are on and we’re being honest. We also shout out…

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  9. #198 After 2 Beers: Chicken Math, Jail Politics & Headlines That Sound Fake

    One minute we’re debating whether cruise ships are just floating germ factories, and the next we’re spiraling into a surprisingly heated argument about how many eggs a chicken can actually lay in a day. That’s how this episode goes, but underneath the laughs is a real conversation about…

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  10. #197 After 2 Beers: Dating Apps, Death, and a $43 Million Casino Glitch

    You can feel a life milestone hit in real time. We’re joking around one minute, then the next we’re staring straight at a question a lot of us avoid: when did “50 is old” stop being a joke and start being a mirror? Dutch’s 48th birthday kicks off a surprisingly honest run about health, losing...

  11. #196 After 2 Beers: Bigfoot, JFK, And The Secrets We Never Get

    You know that moment when a normal catch-up turns into a dead-serious debate about aliens, JFK, and who’s really pulling the strings? That’s where we live. Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael Summers crack the seal after a couple drinks and chase the questions people only admit they have…

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  12. #195 After 2 Beers: Super Bowl Halftime Debate, An Unwanted Cleaning Lady, and What If Our Spidey Senses Are Right?

    What do a Super Bowl halftime show, a CIA-wired cat, and a bank robber who refuses to run have in common? They all reveal how people—and giant institutions—make baffling choices for reasons that seem obvious once you pull back the curtain. We crack open outrage culture around Bad Bunny and land…

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  13. #194 After 2 Beers: A Three-Hour Tour That Became 438 Days, A Fake Panda Pregnancy, And A Funeral Proposal

    A three-hour fishing trip turns into 438 days adrift on the Pacific. When Jose Salvador Alvarenga finally washes ashore thousands of miles away, he isn’t just a survivor—he’s a headline, a lawsuit target, and a mirror for how we treat people who outlast the impossible. We unpack what he ate, how…

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  14. #193 After 2 Beers: Ambition Without Evidence Meets Gravity’s Deadline

    A century-old film clip sparks a modern gut check: a Paris tailor climbs the Eiffel Tower in 1912 wearing a parachute suit of his own design… and jumps. The crowd is ready, the cameras are rolling, and gravity answers in four seconds. We break down why this infamous moment still matters—how…

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  15. #192 After 2 Beers: The Internet Is Lying To You And You Keep Falling For It

    The bow-on-the-hood moment looks great on TV, but what happens when a surprise 90,000 dollar purchase runs headfirst into real life, real budgets, and real trust? We kick things off on the back porch with the kind of money talk most people avoid. Simple rules. Honest limits. The difference…

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  16. #191 After 2 Beers: Escaped Chimp at the Indianapolis Zoo, Bayou Bodies, And Bear Warnings

    A chimp wanders a public path at the Indianapolis Zoo, two endangered tortoises vanish in the night...also at the Indy Zoo, and a city pulls 189 bodies from its bayous. We start with laughs and local love—bourbon drops, sweet wine, and sponsor shoutouts—then dive headlong into the gritty…

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  17. #190 After 2 Beers: When A Chick-Fil-A Opening Becomes A Parade And Other Wild News You Won’t Believe

    A marching band at a fast-food opening, a box of severed arms on a doorstep, and a “mobile clinic” promising upgrades from the backseat of a 90s Toyota—welcome to the wildest hour you’ll hear all week. We crack open some cans, tip our caps to the folks who keep our lights on, and jump into the...

  18. #189 After 2 Beers: Flying Mummies, Minor Leagues, Major Laughs

    A small-town team name shouldn’t spark this much chaos—but “Flying Mummies” does exactly that. We kick off with Richmond’s new wooden-bat league squad and tumble into a spirited roast of the home uniform pants, why minor league branding matters, and how a clever identity can pull a whole…

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  19. #188 After 2 Beers: A spirited deep dive into Charlie Kirk’s assassination, online backlash, and why free speech can cost you your job but shouldn’t cost you your humanity.

    A political killing, a social media pile-on, and a bigger question: how free is free speech when your boss is watching? We crack open a local tequila and dive into the week’s most volatile story with clear eyes and real talk—no shouting, no dunking, just a hard look at what the First Amendment...

  20. #187 After 2 Beers: A missing skull, a Midwest mansion, and a web of scams collide into one wild ride you won’t forget

    A dog carries home a human skull. A grand Midwestern estate hides 10,000 bone fragments. A man fakes his death with a kayak, an e‑bike, and three flights to chase a new life overseas. We follow the trail from a bizarre headline to Indiana’s haunted true‑crime map—Fox Hollow Farm, Herb Baumeister,...

  21. #186 After 2 Beers: Loyalty Test - When Your Relationship Needs Verification

    Trust issues reach new heights as we explore the controversial business of relationship loyalty testing, where one woman charges $5,000 to digitally flirt with your partner and report back the results. Would you ever consider such a test, or does the very thought of needing one signal deeper...

  22. #185 After 2 Beers: Haunted Objects & Green Dildos: When Reality Gets Weird

    What makes ordinary objects terrifying? Why do so many people believe in ghosts when science offers rational explanations? This raw, unfiltered conversation dives deep into America's most notorious haunted doll, Annabelle, recently purchased by comedian Matt Rife for his friend's museum. We…

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  23. #184 After 2 Beers: The Coldplay Cheating Scandal and the Double Standard of Morality

    The infamous Coldplay concert cheating scandal sets the stage for a candid conversation about moral hypocrisy and selective outrage in today’s culture. When a man was caught on camera with a woman who wasn’t his wife—sparking public outrage and professional fallout—we had to ask: why do some...

  24. #183 After 2 Beers: Eavesdropping, Eel Emergencies, and the Exploding Ice Cream Truck

    The second you hear that first crack of a beer can, you know it’s time to dive into the weird, wild, and downright uncomfortable corners of humanity with After 2 Beers. In this episode, we’re asking the question: When should you speak up—and when should you just mind your own damn business?…

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  25. #182 After 2 Beers: The Mosquito-Sized Drone That Could be Watching You Pee

    Remember when privacy meant drawing your curtains and locking your door? Those days are quickly vanishing, and in this eye-opening episode, we confront the unsettling reality of our surveillance-saturated world. The conversation begins with a seemingly innocent debate about hotels versus Airbnbs...

  26. #181 After 2 Beers: The Great Beyond: What Happens After Death?

    Death comes for us all, but what happens to your body afterward? That's entirely up to you – and the After Two Beers podcast team has some thoughts. In their latest episode, Dutch, Kimmy, and Michael introduce listeners to the intriguing concept of "boil in a bag" cremation, an...

  27. #180 After 2 Beers: Laughing at Death, Collecting Bad Ideas, and Loving Every Minute of It

    The filters come off and the truth flows freely when Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin' crack open a few cold ones in their Richmond studio. What starts as casual conversation around a hypothetical campfire quickly spirals into a rollicking journey through stories you'll never hear on...

  28. #179 After 2 Beers: When a Raccoon Holds Your Meth Pipe, You Know You've Made Poor Life Choices

    Remember when taking a selfie just meant striking a pose and snapping a quick pic? Those days are clearly gone as we dive into not one but TWO stories of selfie-seekers whose pursuit of the perfect shot landed them in the hospital. One man climbed into a crocodile enclosure because he thought the...

  29. #178 After 2 Beers: Dogs, Fireworks, and Ferraris: When Good Plans Go Terribly Wrong

    Three unfiltered Gen X hosts take you on a wild journey through news stories you definitely won't hear on your local stations. With drinks in hand and inhibitions lowered, they dive into the bizarre, shocking, and laugh-out-loud absurd events happening around the world. This episode explores a…

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  30. #177 After 2 Beers: Stinky Wrestling Fans, Space Trips, and Sperm Racing

    The After Two Beers podcast returns after a brief hiatus with hosts Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin' picking up right where they left off – bringing their unique brand of conversational humor to strange and fascinating stories from around the world. The episode takes listeners on a…

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  31. #176 After 2 Beers: When Dogs Shoot Owners, Cheetos Sell for $88K, and..well..Florida.

    From the Florida Man Games to an $88,000 Cheeto, this episode dives headfirst into the bizarre stories that never make your local news broadcast. Dutch, Kimmy, and Puddin' take us through the wild world of the second annual Florida Man Games, featuring events that perfectly capture Florida's...

  32. #175 After 2 Beers: DUI Déjà Vu & OnlyFans Gone Too Far! Ooooof!

    Join Dutch Daulton, Kimmy Gibler, and Puddin' for another riotous episode of After 2 Beers, where every sip fuels outrageous stories that blur the line between laughter and disbelief! This week, we take listeners on a whirlwind ride through jaw-dropping incidents, featuring a DUI repeat offender...

  33. #174 After 2 Beers: Mayo Debates, Porta-Potty Hunting, and Egg-Centric Economics

    Ever debated the finer points of mayonnaise preferences over a cold drink? We kick things off with just that, setting the tone for an episode brimming with humor and unexpected tales. Our exploration of quirky news stories introduces you to a Texas deer hunter with an unusual approach to wildlife...

  34. #173 After 2 Beers: Excavator Rampage, Bullet Trains & Mark Zuckerberg's Day Dreams

    Ever heard of someone trying to buy a baby via text message? On this episode of After 2 Beers, Dutch, Gibbler, and Puddin' dive into the hilariously bizarre world of unexpected group texts, where a jaw-dropping proposal to purchase a baby leaves everyone speechless. From the chaos of an excavator...

  35. #172 After 2 Beers: Backup Underwear, $20,000 Tips, and a Trip to the Piggly Wiggly: The Quirky Side of Life

    Ever wondered why half of Americans carry backup underwear? Or what happens when someone leaves a $20,000 tip on a $1 charge? This episode of the After 2 Beers podcast, hosted by Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin', is a rollercoaster of quirky news and hilarious anecdotes. We kick things…

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  36. #171 After 2 Beers: Prankster Shenanigans, Werewolf Babies, and a Deputy's DUI Downfall

    Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" to the…

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  37. #170 After 2 Beers: Ketamine Confessions and Imaginary Bear Attacks: Crime Gone Wild

    Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like "Don't kill any kids today" and "Get off your damn phone" bring humor to everyday traffic. We're sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and...

  38. #169 After 2 Beers: Bike Paths, Fake Parades, and Unusual Medical Finds

    Ever wonder what it takes to be billed for your own accident? We start with a jaw-dropping incident from Oregon, where a 71-year-old cyclist found himself in the absurd position of being charged by the very ambulance that ran him over. As we shake our heads at this peculiar business model, we…

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  39. #168 After 2 Beers: 'Utter Junkitis'- A Dive into Peculiar Anatomy, AI Love Lives, and Deadly Escapades

    What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of "utter junkitis" kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from…

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  40. #167 After 2 Beers: Cheesy Chaos, Chimpanzee Frenzy, and 'Ex-in-the-Box'

    Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what's the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store...

  41. #166 After 2 Beers: Voting Woes, Corn Sweat Curiosities, and a Cop Who Couldn't Hold It

    Ever wondered why voting decisions can seem so daunting? Join us as we kick off the episode reflecting on the complex priorities that shape our choices at the polls, from the economy’s rollercoaster to securing a hopeful future for our children. We mix in some fun with our drink of the week and...

  42. #165 After 2 Beers: Cocktail Creativity, Financial Wisdom, and Olympic Oddities

    Ever wondered how a simple cocktail can break the monotony of your usual beer talk? Join Dutch Dalton, Kim Ross, the Gibbler, and Michael the Puddin' Summers as we shake up the After 2 Beers podcast with a fresh new format! We kick things off with our new cocktail recipe segment, featuring the...

  43. #164 After 2 Beers: Sports Movie Showdown, Unexpected Bug Facts, and Late Night Dining Dilemmas

    What if we told you that male ladybugs can mate with dead females for hours without realizing it? Buckle up for a wild ride as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "The Puddin'" Summers kick off this episode of the After Two Beers podcast with a spirited debate on the Mount Rushmore of sports...

  44. #163 After 2 Beers: Quirky Nicknames, Iconic Characters, and the Unexpected Use of Hair Dryers

    Ever wondered why someone would nickname themselves "Puddin" or "Gibbler"? Well, you're in for a treat as Dutch Dalton, Kimberly Gibbler, and Michael Summers, aka Puddin, unravel the quirky stories behind their names. We're not just sharing fun tales; we're inviting all our local listeners to…

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  45. #162 After 2 Beers: Mall Nostalgia, Wild Roller Coasters, and Celebrity Mishaps

    Have you ever wondered why malls were the ultimate hangout spots back in the day? Join us as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Kibler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers take you on a nostalgic journey through the golden era of shopping malls. From the high-tech gadgets of Radio Shack to the delicious aroma of...

  46. #161 After 2 Beers: Nostalgic Laughs, Celebrity Guests, and Memorial Day Merriment

    Ready for some laughs and a trip down memory lane? Our lively return to the After Two Beers podcast is nothing short of spectacular as we reunite in Kevin Shook's studio after an extended break. We share stories from our six-year journey, highlight unforgettable trivia nights, and reveal exciting...

  47. #160 After 2 Beers: A Laugh Riot with Fast-Food Mascots, Odd Sleep Tips, and the Wackiest of Crimes

    Pour a cold one and get ready to chuckle as we welcome Michael Summers to the After Two Beers crew! Michael slides right into our banter about the quirks of daily life, from the irritation of self-service gas stations to the comical struggle of using a TV remote to log into apps. Our conversation...

  48. #159 After 2 Beers: Trouble Falling To Sleep, Injuries During Sex, and NFL Conspiracies.

    Hey After Two Beers aficionados, Dutch Daulton here alongside Kimmy Gibbler and Michael Summers, bringing the spice and nothing nice – well, except for some hefty laughter and heartfelt moments. Ever found yourself chucking over the high school drama of sports personalities or tossing and…

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  49. #158 After 2 Beers: Celebrity Shockwaves, Sports Fan Fervor, and the Wacky World of Porta-Potties

    Have you ever wondered what Taylor Swift and NFL tight ends have in common? Pour yourself a glass and join us as we shake off the hiatus hangover with tales that'll have you rethinking celebrity influence and savoring the oddities of everyday life. From the laugh-out-loud saga of a porta-potty...

  50. #157 After 2 Beers: Balancing Discipline and Understanding in Parenting, Unforgettable Music Performances, and Unusual ER Stories

    Ever feel like you're walking on eggshells while disciplining your kid? Or wonder if you come off as the 'asshole' when you're just trying to teach them some respect? We know how that feels, and we're here to share our stories, lessons learned, and open up a conversation about parenting styles…

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The After 2 Beers podcast covers random topics discussed with your family and friends at a bar, around a bonfire, etc. when you’ve had a couple of drinks and begin trying to solve the world’s problems or the song lyrics you forgot from your teenage days.

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