#179: The Chimp of Azkaban One

It's time for a shake-up in the Hogwarts school curriculum. If first-year witches and wizards can learn how to turn sentient rats into cups, then they can afford to learn a whole lot more unnecessary nonsense too. So which abilities are now going to be taught on the first-year Hogwarts curriculum? Sit on board the wizarding PTA as Rebecca shields bullying from the view of others, Neil lays down an infectious rhythm and Luck teaches gingers to uppercut. But why is there poop everywhere? Meanwhile, Wyatt impatiently waits for a reconnaissance update and Lisa grapples with the weight of her actions. FOLLOW OFF-PISTE: FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/offpistepodcast/ TWITTER: twitter.com/offpistepodcast YOUTUBE: bit.ly/2cxPrlZ EMAIL US: [email protected]