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Off Piste Podcast
by Off Piste
Join the Off Piste Podcast crew for irreverent, weird and somewhat humorous discussions about pop culture stuff that'll largely never happen! New episodes every Monday*. Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell that guy at the office who smells a bit off and brown-noses your boss!*until The 2020 Event™ happened
Episodes
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LOST PIECE #01 - Space Gorillas
Welcome to the first Off Piste LOST PIECE - segments of podcasts previously lost to time... until now. Years ago, an episode of ours got completely corrupted apart from about the last 8 or so minutes and as such never saw the light of day. Until today. Here are those intact 8 or so minutes.…
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#214: The What the Frik One
The Men in Black have a globe-spanning roster of galaxy defending agents performing a whole number of tasks to keep the Earth safe - most of whom we never see in action. So who should the Men in Black add to their ranks to bolster Earth's defences against the galaxy at large? Find out as Neil...
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#213: The Apple Juice Planet One
It's not quite Mother's Day yet, but on this week's Off Piste the crew are looking out for their mums by treating them to a day out. Unfortunately, due to limited travel options, they're forced to take them to a place where villains live or otherwise do their business in. So who can make the best...
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#212: The Nile Cruise One
On this week's Off Piste, the crew are talking... podcasts? Things take a turn for the meta as the discussion turns to fictional characters that should have *their* own podcasts, but who would they be? And what would their shows be about? Would they get any sponsors? Would they be better than Off...
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#211: The Relaxed Type Fish One
Sometimes you have those days that just beat the hell out of you and you can't wait to get home as a result. But what if no one's there to make you feel better once you return home? No one wants that. Even a bad guy for comfort and support would do. So which villain would the Off Piste crew want…
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#210: The Survey Corpse One
If there's one thing that The Hobbit's climactic Battle of the Five Armies clearly needed, it was one more army added to it. You know, to make it a nice even number of armies. But which army should be the all-important sixth army in the battle? Join the regiments and find out as Tull struggles to...
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#209: The Japanese 'Nus Blast One
Off Piste 5.0 kicks off with 2020's inaugural episode and this week the crew are looking for a bit of escapism. With Narnia, some kids got to leave the looming threats of their own world behind and travel to a new magical one through their wardrobe. So why can't the Off Piste crew do the same?…
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#208: The Change Tull's Mind One
As 2019 draws to a close and another year of Off Piste comes to an end, another opportunity for reflection presents itself. As such, 2019's final Off Piste sees Tull joined by Rebecca and Mitra as they each provide answers to Off Piste questions from the past year that they weren't present for.…
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#207: The Grinchy Blinders One
Christmas has come to Off Piste once again and the spirits are running high - the original trio are back together again! But there are always those who would seek to ruin the festivities of this time of year. A new Grinch is coming to Whoville, but who's coming to ruin Christmas for the Whos?…
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#206: The Inaugural Bog Blog One
Many a foolhardy criminal have tried to kill the Batman and all (most?) have failed. But has the Dark Knight ever encountered... the Off Piste Crew? Killing the Bat is the objective on this week's episode, but how will the crew achieve this lofty ambition? Prowl the streets of Gotham and find out...
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#205: The DragonHonk One
With such a wide range of different video games out there, you've got to think that some characters would be better suited for certain games than others. Problem is, they might not necessarily belong to those games. With that in mind, which video game characters would excel in different video…
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#204: The Douchey Hulk Car One
There's never a bad time to go on a good old fashioned road trip with friends. Friends that you have a great bond with and of whom you could never get bored of their company or wish that you were on such a trip with anyone else. So with this evidently out of mind, who are the Off Piste crew…
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#203: The French Space Monks One
Drugs. They've got to be stopped. Well, the illegal ones anyway. The war on drugs has been raging for centuries with little actual success. But which fictional characters could change all that? The Off Piste crew are naming their candidates but who's up to the challenge? Find out as Luck is sent…
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#202: The Armpit Aftertaste One
'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!' is back to force a bunch of "celebrities" to shove various animals genitals and carcasses in their mouths for the British public's enjoyment, but what if the feast in the Bushtucker Trial could include fictional nasties as well? Neil, Rebecca and Richard are...
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#201: The Travolta's Alibi One
Bonfire Night has been and gone in the UK, where the nation comes together to celebrate a momentous terrorism screw-up. Much like how the Gunpowder Plot had a fall guy, who should be the fall guy(s) for the Off Piste crew's nefarious schemes? Find out as Luck smuggles turnips through airport...
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#200: The Billy Baleen One
Well, we did it. Off Piste has reached 200 episodes! To celebrate this milestone that we have somehow reached, this special anniversary episode is AN HOUR LONG. Twice the content, twice the laughs, twice the hot nonsense that arises when the crew pick names at random from a deck to assemble their...
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#199: The Were-Oxudercidae One
It's that time of year again! Spooktoberween is here and the frights begin anew on Off Piste as the gang find themselves afflicted by the emergence of the full moon. But what creatures are they transforming into under the full moon's glare? Rip off your clothes and howl to the skies as Rebecca...
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#198: The Super Stretch Bryony One
You've got a friend in OP this week as the Off Piste crew become toys in order to fit in with Woody and Buzz's gang. But which toys do they become? How do they fit into the group? And what adventures do they get themselves into? Find out as Luck makes it snappy, Rebecca customises herself and...
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#197: The Sentient Tattoo One
Sometimes it would be nice in life to have that one person who's always in your corner, bigging you up and hyping you as the next big thing in life. Managers in wrestling and boxing do just that, so who would be your manager as you go through day-to-day life? See who the Off Piste crew choose as...
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#196: The Ending Bugs' Lives One
As Pixar's A Bug's Life makes abundantly clear, it isn't easy to live a bug's life. But there are many opportunities to be had in the big (small) city, so how would the Off Piste crew live A Bug's Life? And what kind of bugs would they be? Take a journey to Ant Island and beyond as Luck produces…
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Off Piste Presents: TULL Talk
This week sees a departure from the normal format and not at all because the boys couldn't get together to record, breaking a 195-week unbroken run of regular episodes. Nope. But fear not, you won't be left empty handed! Instead of a normal episode we present: TULL Talks. DT talks us through the...
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#195: The Holey Wall Boys One
The Declaration of Independence has got to be stolen. It just has to. How is Nic Cage going to find the National Treasure otherwise? Question is, which fictional characters are going to help him in stealing the hallowed document? Load up the heist music and get stealthy as Luck always leaves...
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#194: The We Are All Potato One
The plan for the Area 51 Raid, the meme of the summer that obviously is absolutely going to happen after the meme lost steam months ago, is for thousands of anime nerds to Naruto run directly at heavy fire from the US military in order to free the aliens locked up in there. Supposedly. It sounds...
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#193: The Anti-Prayer Gun One
With the MCU's Asgard long since destroyed and Thor now hanging out with the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Off Piste boys thought it'd be a good idea to inject a new mythological presence into Marvel's Cinematic Universe. But which mythological character will be getting the full Marvel treatment?...
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#192: The Fastidiously Clean One
Pixar's Ratatouille is the charming tale of how no human can possibly dream of being able to cook as well as a rat can, but considering the rats' abilities to make the incompetent no longer struggle, which characters could do with having their own rat to do the work for them? Put on your chef…
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#191: The Fish Udders One
War may be good for absolutely nothin', but that hasn't stopped the powers that be from drafting the Off Piste crew into combat. But which fictional armies are the crew willing to fight for? Gear up and unleash your war cries as Luck perfects the Kentauren Leg Whip, Neil fraternises with aquatic...
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#190: The Hospitals for Falsely Sick Mums One
The UK's trains are a bit of a state at the best of times, but especially when subjected to a heatwave. Or a light sprinkling of snow. Or a stiff breeze. The crew are therefore looking to replace the rail system, but what from fiction are they choosing to take its place? All aboard for…
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#189: The Sexism Paradox One
As inherently sexist as the old trope may be, there have been a lot of princesses throughout fiction that have needed saving in one way or another. So which princesses do the Off Piste crew believe they could save with only the original rescuer's abilities and their own fleshy mortal one-life...
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#188: The Dirty Dahls One
With the upcoming 8th Generation Pokémon games Sword and Shield coming out later this year with a region loosely based on the UK, the Off Piste crew decided to assemble the region's toughest trainers of the Elite 4 from some of the UK's most famous faces. But which skilled battlers made the cut?...
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#187: The We Want Willie One
An all-out brawl has broken out on the streets of Springfield in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot. Bodies are everywhere; the carnage absolute. But once the dust settles, who's going to walk away as the last combatant standing? Find out as Neil, Luck and guest Marcus weigh up a series of contenders…
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#186: The World's Greatest Wizard One
Gotham will always need a protector. A silent guardian, if you will. So, in a topic we're surprised we haven't done before, the OP crew sees over the appointing of new Batmen. But who's the best fit for the role of Gotham's Dark Knight? Find out as Marcus izzy wizzy gets busy, Bryony investigates...
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Show & Tell with Off Piste #01: Marcus
What's this? A sudden bonus episode of an Off Piste offshoot series? On a Wednesday?! You better believe it. In Show & Tell with Off Piste, one member of the crew brings in something they made in school for the rest of the hosts to mercilessly ridicule. It's that simple. In this inaugural...
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#185: The Virgin Train One
We're going back in time this week on Off Piste as the crew take a fictional setting and literally does just that: place it back in time. But which franchise's inhabitants are going to have to deal with entirely new surroundings and cultural norms? Find out as Neil detects strange new creatures,...
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#184: The Implication of Treasure One
Ahoy, maties! Prepare to set sail on the high seas of chicanery as the Off Piste crew put together their own pirate crews! But who gets to leave their landlubber days behind them? Find out as a returning Marcus allows a leaning-in to psychopathic tendencies, Bryony enrolls some young OP...
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#183: The Advanced Moneyshot One
Only a couple of months after the controversial final season concluded, Game of Thrones is getting a new ruler to sit upon the Iron Thro-- oh. Well, at the very least, Westeros is getting a new ruler to sit in a different throne that isn't a wheelchair at the Off Piste crew's choosing. But who…
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#182: The Captain Boomazam One
In what's becoming a trend of late on the podcast, the crew are swapping characters some more. But this time they're all captains! Which captains will succeed at doing the jobs of other captains? Which ones will be abysmal at their new tasks? With three answers each from Neil, Luck and a…
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#181: The Goldblum Mitosis One
Another E3 has come and gone, leaving the gaming community hyped, let down and intrigued all at the same time. After the huge announcement and appearance of Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077, the Off Piste crew are grabbing some other actors to base an entire game around, but what will their smash…
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#180: The Detective Dumblebee One
All things considered, Detective Pikachu did alright. It's an enjoyable kids movie with some nice references for Pokémon fans. With that in mind, which other relatively-mute characters should be detectives? That's the question of the week for the Off Piste crew, so dust off your deerstalker hats...
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#179: The Chimp of Azkaban One
It's time for a shake-up in the Hogwarts school curriculum. If first-year witches and wizards can learn how to turn sentient rats into cups, then they can afford to learn a whole lot more unnecessary nonsense too. So which abilities are now going to be taught on the first-year Hogwarts…
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#178: The Mini Vinnie One
Watching kids' TV on a Saturday morning eating cereal in your jim-jams was undeniably one of the greatest parts of childhood. Within it, there were a lot of cartoon tie-ins to films and video games - even Mortal Kombat had its own cartoon for kids. So which property is now getting its own…
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#177: The About a Beast One
Veteran listeners of Off Piste may remember one of the earliest episodes we did where we each swapped one character in one fictional universe with one from another universe. Yeah, well, we're doing that again BUT THIS TIME we're confining swap choices to only characters portrayed by the same…
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#176: The Kingsman Kids Kamp One
Summer camp can be a life-changing experience for both kid campers and adult counsellors alike, but which characters are being given the reins to run their own summer camps for kids? Live for the summer and do it for the kids as Neil tests the children's trust, Luck forms a wall of Psycho Powered...
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#175: The Brain Smooching One
The zombie apocalypse has unfortunately struck (again). However, this time the OP Crew aren't bringing partners to join them in a zombie survival scenario, they're bringing items instead! So which fictional items would they bring into the zombie apocalypse? Find out with the zombie-slashing…
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#174: The Spaffne One
The Off Piste crew are getting the feeling that some characters aren't living up to their true potential. As a result, otherwise normal characters are being bestowed with superpowers! But which characters, and what powers are they receiving? Find out as Neil thinks Coolsville sucks, Luck gets...
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#173: The Avengers: Friendgame One
The eagerly awaited Avengers: Endgame is finally released worldwide this week, so OF COURSE this podcast had to do a tie-in episode for it, right? The Avengers are in a bit of a jam with half their ranks (and the universe) wiped out, so who are the Off Piste crew bringing on board to help deal…
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#172: The Chess Cinematic Universe One
The boys have fallen out on a contentious scale. It's an all out civil war on the show this week, with the boys recruiting three combatants each of varying power levels to fight their battle for them, but whose team will emerge from the battlefield victorious? Find out as Tull climbs on-board…
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#171: The President Griffin One
Global warming is easily one of – if not the – biggest threat to humanity right now. And not just humanity, but also comedy podcasts. How are we going to keep making episodes in a wasteland where nothing grows, huh? Didn't think about that, did you? So the original Off Piste trio are back…
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#170: The Multidimensional Frying Pan Assault One
Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do to get what you want. So it's a session of high theft this week as the Off Piste crew give each other fictional items to steal! But what's getting stolen? And what are the crew's improvised plans? Can they succeed? Find out as Neil sets his eyes on a…
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#169: The Man-Man One
Shocking news today as the President has been kidnapped by ninjas. But who is a bad enough dude to rescue the President? That's the million-dollar question on the show this week as the crew put forward their candidates, but can they get the President back safe and sound? Find out as Neil shrugs…
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#168: The Destroy All Doors One
As we all know, obviously, a country like the good ol' US of A would never invade a foreign land purely to gain access to their resources. That would be ludicrous. But if - hypothetically - they DID engage in such practices, which fictional places should the US invade to, uh, "spread freedom and...
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Join the Off Piste Podcast crew for irreverent, weird and somewhat humorous discussions about pop culture stuff that'll largely never happen! New episodes every Monday*. Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell that guy at the office who smells a bit off and brown-noses your boss!*until The 2020 Event™ happened
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