18: #43 Serene Plotting

Cricket insists on using a knife a little too frequently, and "by accident" opens mail meant for someone else. The pupa becomes the teacher, and Jeff begins to teach the English alphabet in a new segment. It's letters of all kinds today, as finally, a frightening new development worms its way to the front lines of our "fan"base. We actually, like for real, like, I thought this was all a ploy but here we are, learn about Ethical Inquiry. Topics include: BurpCount: 48, Reading Other People's Mail, Illegal Immigration, Orthopteran Abecedarium: [O]ught/Should Dagger, Kinky Breastfeeding, Listener Email: Tyler's Worst Thing, and Guns.