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Everything's Great, Nothing Is Wrong
by Jeff and Cricket
The most unethical podcast in gaming.Via frowned-upon experiments, abusing our friends' trust, and frankly often morbid discussion, we try to answer the question: Is anything even ethical? (So far, no.)Don't tell anyone we did this to them. We didn't ask their permission.
Episodes
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21: #69 Later, If Then
Despite the best laid schemes of Crickets and Men, the podcast's direction was never in their control at all. The True Villain reveals all in a full confessional of misguided and frustrated arrogance. This is (likely) the end. We didn't get there. Topics include: Subterfuge, Vanity, Incompletion,...
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20: #68 Looping Deities Here
It's been teased, incessantly, for the duration of the show. It's a strange choice for semi-finale. It's not fit for human ears. It's the Lost Episode at long last, left unedited to preserve its integrity and temporal veracity! Compare and contrast our former lethargic tones and lack of repartee!...
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19: #67 Ack! Nabbed Tether Ghost
A glorious reunion awaits! Wasting no time at all in the realm of reconnection, your classic hosts try to expand holiday songs' outreach to be less seasonal. Cricket's taken a page from Jeff's book of tricks to infiltrate another podcast, and a tragic revelation might just change the future of…
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18: ({2}) Goodbye Farmer, My Old Friend
The Farmer discusses the merits of Viking Cruises. Cricket complains about having to do work. We witness a death by suicide by hanging. Topics include: Hangman, Carpe Rapem, The Gong Show, Time, and Guns.
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17: #66 Freak to Heist Nude
What's the best way to steal, and which race steals the most? This week's cashier tells all, from whole cloth. It's the podcast, as usual, in the normal way! Nothing strange here! I do find another co-host, though. Topics include: Pilferage Pointers, Retail There-a-pee, and Guns.
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16: #65 One Inland "Hallo"
Jeff seizes control again, out of fear and necessity, to go back to the podcast at hand: recording conversations in secret. Although discourse is a bit tricky to maintain by oneself, he nevertheless tries to ask: What kinds of photographs won't camera stores print, and why are the Dutch so danged...
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15: 「Transmissions from the Swine Drone」
«Transmission Received» This is a placeholder episode, again, in which the Farmer talks in his sleep. «End Transmission»
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14: ({1}) Party Gams, Farmer’s Tans
Jeff has abandoned Cricket and The Farmer, leaving them to their own devices. The Farmer’s experiment has a twenty-percent success rate. A long lost listener contributes one of the most def poems yet. The Farmer provides insights into why Jeff left, and why Cricket is so antagonistic toward him.…
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13: 「Transmissions from the Brine Foam」
«Transmission Received» This is a placeholder episode, in case Jeff's absence made the art no longer. «End Transmission»
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12: #64 Grifter Harm, Continued
Jeff tries to get into the mindset of our mysterious emailer by infiltrating another podcast, before the all-too-comfortable Farmer teams up with Cricket to throw wild accusations back at him! Our very own humble host, The Jeff himself, indicted; can you believe it? There is mutiny afoot! We part...
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11: #63 Notching a Demurer Rift
Cricket is becoming dissatisfied with the podcast, so she brings another guest to help liven things up. But as with Warrior Squirrel, she turns antagonistic (though seemingly less drunk). Jeff reads the underwhelming results of a survey he conducted for "The Worst Thing [People]'ve Ever Done." We...
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10: #62 Iron's Ogled Sin
Cricket takes it upon herself to dive into what was more than likely the research Dr. Berg and Dr. Carson pursued to determine how trains react to emotion. Jeff didn't understand the prompt! We host a game show. Topics include: The Dating Game But For Trains, and Guns. Send in your unethical...
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9: #61 Return to the Aware Sahib
Picking right back up where we left off, Doctor Berg displays a surprising knowledge of the age-old discipline known as Train Sex to a shocked Sir Topham, for some reason. Sodorian Newspapers are suspiciously vague and the whole internal logic of the world can barely hold itself together. (It's...
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8: #60 E'en Aortae Thwart Hubris
At the onset of some truly troubling news, we revert to Forever Now and Other Train Sex Tales! The Good Doctors, Carson and Berg, explain to Sir Topham their scientific take on Train Love. You'll never guess which vital organs Sentient Trains lack! We dive even deeper into increasingly…
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7: #59 Polygraph Sages
In the finale of our Grasshopper Trilogy, the narrator begins to reveal himself as unreliable, but we're far too wise to fall for that ruse. Has violence been the solution to homophobia this whole time? Also, a classic question of hospital ethics comes straight from our suspicious inbox. We hit…
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6: #58 Mr. Graphs Rosy Apogee
Cricket's caucus companion continues their tale of homegrown homophobia with Oscar-worthy dramatic flair. Burps are counted, but don't fear: they're just remnants of a bygone era. The numbness starts to go away. We skip and scream and bop shoo bop it. Topics include: Gay Grasshopper Part 2, 1990s...
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5: #57 Aby Inner Spur
Cricket's burping has gotten quantifiably out of control, so Jeff stages an intervention/celebration. Following only the strictest podcast etiquette, this entire episode is devoted to satisfying our base impulses, like eating right into the microphone. We can stop finally counting! Topics…
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4: #56 Happy Aggressor
From the caucus recordings of Cricket comes a tale of growing up in the Deep South, where even the most cheerful homosexuality is seen as an affront to the status quo. An obtuse Jeff tries his best to decipher this outré American dialect. We reach a milestone. Topics include: Gay Grasshopper Part...
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3: #55 Extra Pistons
In a postcoital bliss, Thomas the Tank Engine begins his intellectual awakening – to his own detriment. We find the concept of hands to be incredibly useful, but (at the moment) also find ourselves without. Topics include: Atlas Chugged: Edge of Destiny Chapter 6, and Guns.
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2: #54 Honor Escaped Calendar
With the nature of their reality in flux, Jeff and Cricket read the abstract of an epistle sent to them confronting their liberal use of the nonlinear in this very podcast. Also, a listener repurposes making change from a tip jar with their church's offering plate. We comply with chronology.…
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1: #53 Theses On Ear
Welcome back, listeners! After the fiasco of the Time Dome, Cricket reveals how she survived, while Jeff unveils a document that threatens the very fabric of the podcast's quasi-temporal history. Put away your pylophones and shove that yogurt back up there; everything you thought you knew about…
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31: 「Transmissions from the Ti4e Dome」
«Transmission Received» In the recent past, Jeff escaped the Time Dome. Thank you for your cooperation. «End Transmission»
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30: 「Transmissions from the Tim3 Dome」
«Transmission Received» In the recent past, with the Grizzly-Tyler War unceasing, Jeff finds himself trapped, in a room of sorts, in need of escape. Can you help Jeff discover a way out of the time dome, simultaneously filling the gap in our canon? And if not, can Jeff even help himself? «End...
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29: 「Transmissions from the 2ime Dome」
«Transmission Received» In the recent past, with the Grizzly-Tyler War unceasing, Jeff finds himself trapped, in a room of sorts, in need of escape. Can you help Jeff discover a way out of the time dome, simultaneously filling the gap in our canon? And if not, can Jeff even help himself? «End...
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28: 「Transmissions from the T1me Dome」
«Transmission Received» In the recent past, with the Grizzly-Tyler War unceasing, Jeff finds himself trapped, in a room of sorts, in need of escape. Can you help Jeff discover a way out of the time dome, simultaneously filling the gap in our canon? And if not, can Jeff even help himself? «End...
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27: #52 Odd Ram Unsnaps And Engorges
We interrupt your irregularly-scheduled endless nightmare of a podcast to bring you something we threw together LONG before the war, and long simultaneous to Cricket getting drunk: a one-shot role-playing game adventure with some extra special guests. Enjoy? It's a total detour for the podcast; I...
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26: #51 Thinned Host Agenda
Jeff tries to reign things in after whatever that last episode was and poses one simple question: is it unethical to flaunt the severed head you found in front of coworkers to make them jealous? Another listener tells us the worst thing they've ever done. Cricket makes a lot of references that go...
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25: #50 Now Squirm! Deliria's Error
If this is your first time here, please do not start from this episode. I cut out so much to make it remotely coherent, excising full straight minutes of drunken moaning. The following audio is chronological, if you can believe it. Can you? Yes, and, you can. In this episode, Jeff learns improv....
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24: #49 Onwards! Liquor Is Merrier
Causality has become all sorts of confusing, especially for Jeff, who was just thrust into this with no more warning than you are about to get. Tensions rise as Cricket's true feelings begin to surface. Promotions are dished out and immediately rescinded while the war rages on, and off, and on...
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23: #48 Ingesting Grand Ibis
It's basically our first anniversary, and as a justification, Jeff speaks candidly in a rare bout of sincerity, while Cricket explicates on the material process of the podcast's creation. This episode also serves as an ominous warning for the chaos to come. We apologize preemptively. Topics...
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22: #47 Theatre En Drunken Hub
Starved for stimuli in the safe house, Jeff has gone so mad he attempts to play a visual card game over radio waves while Cricket determines which kind of graffiti is the most ethical. Should we leave this wretched refuge and come up for air? What awaits us above? The author of these descriptions...
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21: #46 Abet, Then Run, Hunkered
It sounds like the war is upon us, and while the numerous incoming threats may simply be platitudes, it's too dangerous to entertain such wishful thinking. In a hideout underground, Cricket delves into the etymology of German gaming and Jeff tries to gain tactical advantage, though his...
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20: #45 Trysting Rail Lures
Back at the Fan-fiction Train Hospital, Thomas the Tank Engine is on the verge of death, his girlfriend Ashima worries endlessly, tediously, and Dr. Carson is nowhere to be seen. It's a bit of a slog, if I'm honest. We keep getting really hung up on train anatomy. Topics include: BurpCount: 56,...
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19: #44 Invite: Hear Parley
A joyride through the sky turns into a somber affair. But more urgently, Cricket and Jeff have uncovered the rallying cry of a coming war that threatens the already shaky peace of these modern times. Our pleas fall on deaf ears. We go into hiding. Topics include: Puddle Jumper Pilfering,...
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18: #43 Serene Plotting
Cricket insists on using a knife a little too frequently, and "by accident" opens mail meant for someone else. The pupa becomes the teacher, and Jeff begins to teach the English alphabet in a new segment. It's letters of all kinds today, as finally, a frightening new development worms its way to...
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17: #42 Sales Métier: Nil
What's the worst thing Grizzly Wolf's ever done? A listener ribaldry develops. Cricket's burping has gotten absolutely out of hand. We discover the morphology of SlothCat's wife. Topics include: BurpCount: 47, Listener Email: Grizzly Wolf's Worst Thing, O'Clam's Laser, The Artist Formerly Known…
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16: #41 Elegize Spry, Torn Calf-Wiz
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to honor the memory of one of our two listeners, Grizzly Wolf. That was her birth name. Most knew her simply as Grizz. We invite you to share any and all stories of your time together, as we try to unite our grief and make a difficult situation bearable....
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15: #40 Centenary?! No! Stop!
It's time for many orders of business, such as the future/past of Atlas Chugged and new listener emails. Cricket has become quite the thief, from the tangible to the more ethereal. That's all ethical, right? That's what's the show is about, we've heard. Jeff doesn't understand how crimes can…
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14: #39 Emperor's Tact Tugs
An avenue for Jeff is cut off and requires new improvisation, while it only just dawns on him that he's been playing exclusively children's games with an internet stranger. The return to the Craigslist Board Gamer takes an inward-facing eye as Cricket observes a lingua franca phenomenon. We're...
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13: #38 Naif Minces Balls
From the whole-bird-in-egg to simple cheese maggots, today's topic is a mouthful: would you eat human testicles and other "exotic" foods? Why can food be illegal? What is the most ethical meat? Cricket tries to pull a fast one on me, but my morals are steadfast as ever. We get hung up on the the...
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12: #37 Skeleton Legal Dirt
Jeff doxxes himself in light of a wet new lead, while Cricket brings up the case for DNA evidence in a delayed, redundant, and dissonant discussion of the California Murder Man. Is the Perfect Crime its own reward? We will no longer agree after this, it seems. Topics include: BurpCount: 1̶8̶ 1̶7̶...
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11: #36 Testy Alibi
Sex with animals: is it any fun? Also, is it ethical? The truth about The Great Dolphin Rape Myth is uncovered in this (at least internally) divisive episode. Jeff uncloaks a new segment called the Cricket List, to marginally-expected results. Cricket's health problems have moved to their throat,...
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10: #35 Inherent Games Lands
Audio problems come once again to fruition, as our headphones and microphones suffer the specter in the apparatus. It's really unfortunate timing, too, because though Jeff Ekseterah becomes a phantom, he has a new story to tell of late night board gaming with a Craigslist stranger. Cricket...
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9: #34 Dork, Beach Thine Sperm
Swapping places, Jeff tries to adapt to the ignorant-of-soundbite life, while we hear the Nestbeards' woes and whims. Cricket decides to read a bunch of fables for some reason. Plus: The origins of Jeff and Cricket's friendship, revealed! And, potentially, the future of it? We invite you to...
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8: #33 Nori: Heck, Dampest Herb!
Wined up and raring to go, Cricket lulls us to sleep with a brief premise of infiltrating the Mother Hive, before promptly vanishing. The listeners are now in full control of where this story heads. This means you! Make your mark. Cast your vote. We leave it entirely up to you. Topics include:...
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7: #32 Obscene Lowly Dallier
Dr. Carson has been found. We journey to the Rook and Whistle. Topics include: Carson Is Missing: Finale, BurpCount: N/A, and Guns.
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6: #31 Yields Lorn Caviler
Dr. Carson is still missing. We keep reading. Topics include: Carson Is Missing: Entry 2, and Guns.
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5: #30 Ere Credo's Nth Caravan
Dr. Carson has gone missing. We read his journal. Topics include: Carson Is Missing: Entry 1, and Guns.
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4: #29 Bored Nerds' Virus
In a continuing advocacy for Robot Rights, the discussion turns to a drone trespasser. What locations are appropriate for drones to be, and how much pizza should they be mandated to carry? Cricket hatches a plan to weaponize faeces, and Jeff, not in this episode, only here in this text, wonders:...
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3: #28 Darkest Sassy Crew
Join Cricket on a 40-minute reenactment of a harrowing 18-minute flight, an airline adventure with an aspiring actress! Do flight attendants have a duty to try to save their passengers? In a less distressing sidebar, scones get what's coming to them, while Jeff addresses the future of Atlas...
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The most unethical podcast in gaming.Via frowned-upon experiments, abusing our friends' trust, and frankly often morbid discussion, we try to answer the question: Is anything even ethical? (So far, no.)Don't tell anyone we did this to them. We didn't ask their permission.
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Jeff and Cricket
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The most unethical podcast in gaming.Via frowned-upon experiments, abusing our friends' trust, and frankly often morbid discussion, we try to answer the question: Is anything even ethical? (So far, no.)Don't tell anyone we did this to them. We didn't ask their permission.
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