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It's a podcast. We're two brothers and two your questions. Give me advice and bring you all the weeks from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John. Hank, instead of starting the podcast with one of your bad jokes, can we start the podcast with a bad joke that my father-in-law told me last week?
Oh absolutely, John. Give me a load off. Hank, where did Noah store the bees? Where did Noah store the bees?
Yeah, on the boat, John? No, it was in the archive. The archive. All right, now you have to tell me what I would have tweeted this week.
Oh, you would have tweeted my goodness. My brother's video about the ocean sunfish is really good. You should check it out at youtube.com slash lots of letters of numbers. In fact, I would have tweeted the United States of America is the greatest country in the history of Earth.
Oh, because that women's soccer. All right, I thought it was a July 4th thing. It was a women's soccer thing. It was a women's soccer thing.
We celebrated our independence with a phenomenal, phenomenal World Cup victory, although my son was a little bit tortured about it because as he pointed out to me, you know, dad, the Netherlands, who were our opponent in the final of the World Cup, and the United States are the only two countries in which I have ever lived. And I said, that's true. And then Alice said, well, I've only lived in America. We'll take that.
I'm sure that you would have had lots of opinions on all of the things that happened on Twitter this week. Oh, God, I'm so glad I'm not on Twitter. There's lots of discussion about the casting of the Little Mermaid and who should play Ursula? Should it be Guy Fieri?
Yeah. Hank, join me in a literal garden spending your day growing actual food. This first question comes from Amanda who writes, dear John, Hank, is it safe to shower in your apartment when the power is out? I just got home from work and would like to shower before I go to the Hugh Jackman concert tonight?
Wait, whoa, hey now. Yeah, got to be clean for you. First off, you buried the lead, Amanda. Let me rewrite your email for you.
Dear John and Hank, I am attending a Hugh Jackman concert tonight. Is it safe to shower in my apartment when the power is out? Please help. It doesn't matter if it's safe.
You've got to be clean for Hugh. Well, it does matter if it's safe. That's really bad advice to be like, risk your life so that you smell good for Hugh Jackman, who will not smell you. Who will be many meters away.
And who himself will probably smell terrible, because he's going to have all those hot lights on him. And I assume he's going to be dancing and like throwing his body around like like he did in Wolverine 3. Yeah. And in general, like it's the tour life, you know, you don't have all this extra time to do things like spritz yourself.
Hank, I know that we've already started answering Amanda's question, but I need to let you know what her name specific sign off was because it's magical. It is Hugh's Jack-t-man Amanda. He really is Jack-t-t-t. Oh, God.
I think that as long as you can see and you're not going to trip over anything, it should be safe. That is your biggest risk. The hot water heater, I think, is powered by propane usually, not by electricity though. That might be different for you.
So you might run out of hot water. And then the water is powered by the city water people. That's their job. Unless you've got a pump on site.
I don't know. How does your water work? The answer, Amanda, is that if water comes out of your shower, it is safe probably to shower. Yeah, there's nothing like that happens in your house that makes the water safe.
But I'm worried about you falling over. So as long as it's still light out, then you should be fine. I almost always take beds in the dark. So it's weird that you would like get obsessed about that.
I have it. I love to take a bath in the dark. I don't know what it's picturing by a single candle. That's what I was picturing.
Yeah, maybe 16 total candles and rose petals sprinkled over your fizzing bath bomb. No, no, no, those rose petals, they ruin it. They don't go down the drain. I just like some nice bath salts, a single candle, darkness, and just absolute relaxation.
Do you turn on like a noise of some kind? Do you listen to like Enya? No, I just close my eyes and I just what I picture in my eyelids is just two huge acmans just standing before me. Huge and jacked.
I think it'll be fine. I am worried about you slipping though, John. Be very careful. The bath is a very dangerous place.
I mean, I never like to say this because I always worry that I'm inviting my own death. Like I never like to say, Oh, if I die in an airport, please know that I died, you know, doing what I hated. If I die in a bath, please know that I died doing what I loved most in the world other than hanging out with my family. This next question comes from Melissa who asks Dear Hank and John, I recently moved into a studio apartment that has a window air conditioner unit.
This is fine. But because of how it's installed in the window, I cannot clean the section where the window is overlapping. It's very dirty. While living in these miserable conditions, I started to wonder why AC units are positioned half out of the window half indoors.
Why do we need to chill outside air and bring it inside? Why can't my AC unit just chill the air that's already in here? My initials are AC and I am an absolute unit of this. John, what does it mean when you say you're an absolute unit?
That's one of those phrases that became popular after my deep engagement with popular culture ended. But I believe that it means that you're a total hottie built. According to Urban Dictionary, John, an absolute unit is a person or object or animal who is large in the sense that nothing can get in their way. So that's not what I thought.
So a honey badger is an absolute unit. Yeah, there's such a honking, massive object that nobody's going to mess with them. That's when you're an absolute unit. Jupiter is an absolute unit.
Yeah, Jupiter is an absolute unit. I think that's gone on a t-shirt. So this is a physics question and I therefore should be totally unqualified to answer it except Hank, I'm reviewing air conditioning in the next episode of The Anthropocene Review. So I spent the last month learning a lot about it.
And the short answer, correct me if I'm wrong here, is that one of the things you need to do to make air conditioning work is you need to be able to cool the air by pushing it through these cooling coils. But you also need to be able to get rid of hot, wet air. Yeah, yeah, kind of the thing about coolness. Just wait till you hear my Anthropocene Review review?
Yeah, I can't wait. Maybe I'll do a fact check on it. Think about coolness is that it's just less heat. So even like a very nice, chilly 68 degree room has a lot of heat in it in terms of like energy, but you cannot create coolness.
Coolness is just having less heat. So you have to move the heat out of the room. And the part of the air conditioner that's outside of the room, that's where the heat is going. It has to leave through somewhere.
So you need to have part of your air conditioner outside. It's ideal for it to actually be physically outside. If you want to watch a technology connections video about this, it's really great. But yeah, it's best for it to for the part that is getting rid of the heat to actually be outside.
There is one other element to this without getting too deep, which is that it is not just a question of heat. It is also a question of moisture. Yeah, there is a there is a moisture thing. It can also be helpful on that front to have a way of getting outside.
All right, let's move on. Before I ruin the thrilling episode of the Anthropocene Review that's coming up very soon. I can't wait. This next question comes from Kara who writes, Dear John Hake, why are birthday cake flavored things always vanilla based?
Who just came in and decided that vanilla is the default flavor for birthday cakes? What if I like chocolate or strawberry or literally anything else? Why is some fascist limiting my birthday cake? Wow.
Geez, my little definition confused there. But keep going. Why is some fascist limiting my birthday cake's collections? I want to make the big criticisms of Mussolini.
Chocolate and strawberries, Kara or possibly Kara, I'm not here to prescribe your pronunciation. So there's this like thing that happened. Birthday cake flavored things happened. Yeah.
Where you got birthday cake ice cream and you got birthday cake Oreos, which I know because I got some and they were so perfumy that I felt like I smelled that way for the rest of the day. And it's not just vanilla. There's something else to it where they've captured the essence of the vanilla along with the wheat, with the cake part of the cake. Yeah.
Somehow they got that flavor in there. I don't know how it works, but it is weird. But I think the reason is if you got a chocolate or a strawberry cake, it doesn't taste like strawberry cake. It's just like strawberries.
And so if you had like strawberry cake flavored ice cream, it would just be strawberry ice cream. I have a very strong suspicion about this that is completely unproven, which is as follows. Oh god, I'm so glad. Someone somewhere in some laboratory was trying to design delicious new tastes, which is a big job for chemists in the food process food world.
And they invented a taste and they tasted like this for the taste. And they said, this is delicious. It's really good. And then they shared it with other people and everyone was like, this is great.
What flavor is this? And they were like, we call it. I don't know. I don't really know.
Dr. Pepper is taken. Yeah, it's not like it's 1890. And you can just name your flavor Dr.
Pepper. Right, exactly. Like you've got to you've got to have some kind of real world analog these days, right? Like even if it's blue raspberry, which makes no sense.
It makes a kind of sense in our minds. And so I think a bunch of people tasted out of probably out of like an eyedropper, tasted, you know, the raw essence of birthday cake flavor. And I think they all had a conversation. And eventually somebody was like, you know what it tastes exactly like?
Birthday cake. And everyone else is like, oh man, yeah, it does. And now car is calling those nice people fascists. I mean, I'm really deeply suddenly interested in the origins of birthday cake flavor.
And coming soon to an Anthropocene review episode. This all happened very recently. So somebody knows there are living people on this planet who know the entire history of birthday cake flavor. I mean, I don't know that there's one person who knows the entire history.
Like, I don't know that there's a historian of birthday cake flavor. No, no, no, yeah, all the people you'd have to talk to several different people. You have to become the historian of birthday cake flavor, which John is a job that you are well qualified for. I'm reading about birthday cake flavor right now.
And one of the bakers who was an early user of birthday cake flavor is writing about cupcakes and says the following, the top is the aspirational part of the cupcake. What? That's good that you think that makes sense, man. Okay, so here's the answer.
I have an answer. You figured it out. John figured it out birthday cake flavor tastes like a particular Pillsbury birthday cake flavor called funfetti cake mix. It's kind of like sprinkles are inside the dough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably seen a funfetti cake in your life. And that's the essence of how it got started. 1989 funfetti Pillsbury cakes.
That became the flavor that we now know as birthday flavor. Birthday flavor, whatever. I'm sticking with it. Yeah, this is the flavor of your birthday.
We captured this memory and we put it in your mouth. Enjoy. We've done all the hard work for you. Now your job is to just sit there and be pleased.
Yeah, totally. This next question comes from David who asks, How do we know where we are in space? I mean, that's a great question. Oh, God.
Yeah, just generally, I don't even either read the rest of the question. It's just like, how do I know where anything is? How do I know where I am? Not just in space, but like conceptually.
Where am I in my sort of lifespan? I mean, you don't know, but you do kind of know that you're not in the first quarter. Yeah, like if this is a soccer game, like you're warmed up. All right, to continue on earth here on earth, we have all kinds of location systems like longitude and latitude, military grid reference system, universal polar teriographic.
I don't know what two of those are, but I'm glad that David does. I assume we create something similar for determining location on other planets. But how do we know where we are in space without any reference point? The earth moves around the sun.
So using earth as a reference point is narcissistic and variable. Hey, now do we use our solar system's sun? But that's moving to David. First of all, it's not narcissistic if it's useful.
So like, where do we start the temperature scale? Not like we're not going to say like, Oh, it's 4000 degrees in this room. You could, like everything's arbitrary. You could say that and then like just sort of move around from there.
So like, if we need to know where the earth is, if we got a satellite that's interacting with earth or we have a mission that's leaving earth, it's good to use a reference point that is valuable. For example, if something's headed to Mars, Mars is the reference point that we use. But we do have a system, John. Do you want to know about it?
A little bit. Yeah, I know. But I don't want to know a lot about it. Right.
Exactly. That's the thing that you don't you really don't want to know a lot about it, because some people do know a lot about it. Yeah. And I want to trust those people because I believe in something called expertise, which has been radically devalued over the last 20 years.
How do we know where we are in space? Largely, we have several different systems, just like apparently do we do for the earth, but we mostly use the international celestial reference system. And that's when we're looking at stuff that's outside of, I think, mostly when we're looking at stuff that's outside of our solar system. And the location of things is determined from a central point that is the berry center of the solar system, John.
Do you want to know about what a berry center is? Yes. If you take all of the mass in our solar system and you find it's like the place where you could balance it on a fingertip and it wouldn't fall in any particular direction. That's the berry center.
That's kind of great. So from that berry center, we then like do like up and down in sideways and distances. And that's how we do the international celestial reference system. And I've dramatically oversimplified it.
And yet still, it seems very complicated. Yeah. Well, to be clear, that's exactly as much as I understand about it. So there you have it.
We know approximately where we are in space, but we do not know where we are within the context of our own existence. This next question comes from anonymous. Hank, this question might cause me to go on a rant. And I want to apologize in advance because I don't like to rant.
Okay. But sometimes it's important. Dear John and Hank, I have a question that I'm aware is kind of grim, but I don't ever see it discussed. This past year, reading about the climate crisis has been super scary for obvious reasons.
It's also sorely affected my creative drive because I didn't realize how important it was to me that my art, however insignificant its impact might be, live on without me. How do you cope with the idea that we might be the last generation and therefore the art we make might only live for as long as we do? I completely understand this isn't a conversation you guys want to have on a lighthearted show. I'm happy to have the conversation on a lighthearted show because it's not that lighthearted.
Hank just talked for like 17 minutes about the berry center of the solar system. Here's the thing anonymous. We are not going to be the last generation of humans catastrophizing the effects of climate change. Doesn't do anyone any good, because what all it does is it makes us feel apathetic.
It makes our obsolescence feel inevitable, which it isn't. And it puts us in a place of inertia rather than in a place of we have an opportunity here to limit the effects of climate change and to ensure not only that the effects of climate change are limited in terms of how they affect human beings, but also in terms of how they affect the biodiversity of the planet. So that's the first thing that I feel very strongly about. Going into a place of just absolute despair would be fine with me if it made people productive, but it doesn't.
And the kind of response that like, oh, this is a big, terrifying, overwhelming problem, let's give up is exactly the wrong response. It's also not supported by the data. Yeah, that's the important part that I'm glad you got to because there are real significant consequences we are dealing with right now already. And there will be real significant consequences 20 years from now and 200 years from now.
And we are going to have to figure out ways to deal with that. But like, no, we will not be the last generation of humans. There will be suffering that as a direct result of the stuff that we're doing right now. Yeah, and many people will die.
And if we don't dramatically reduce carbon emissions over the next 30 years, many, many, many people will die. But to me, the reaction shouldn't be hopelessness. Instead, it should be, we need to get to work. We need to hold our leaders accountable.
We need to ask our leaders to think internationally about this international problem. The other thing is that art does not exist to make the people who make art immortal. I just don't believe that everything ends. Art is here to be useful and beautiful for the people who encounter it.
And maybe those people will encounter it today and maybe they will encounter it in 100 years or 500 years. But art isn't good if it lasts longer and it isn't bad if it only matters to a certain number of people in a certain moment. I just don't buy that argument. Like, obviously, everything in the universe that we can observe ends.
So like, trying to somehow buy a ticket out of that reality by creating art is to me pretty ludicrous. We don't make art to live forever. We make art to help ourselves and to help the people we're here with. Yeah, it's remarkable to, you know, I think that we all, to some extent, want to buy a ticket out.
Maybe not everybody, but I think that like, like lots of people think about that and they want to confront that and want to figure out is their way out. And I understand that. Like, and I'm all for like, prolonging human lives, obviously, and like hope that I have a very long and healthy life and that my son's life is longer than my life. And I think that we all should hope for and expect that of the world.
But there's no ticket out. No ticket out. And if we are making decisions based on it, take it out, then we're not making good decisions. So we need to be making decisions that are based on like, happiness and health and helping each other and doing things that are useful and beautiful.
I agree. Don't give up. I wanted to take it out for a long time, John. I thought it was a long time when I was a younger man.
Oh, I desperately wanted to take it out. And I really thought that writing was my ticket out. But what I've come around to is the notion that I'm not making stuff forever. I'm making stuff for people.
This next question comes from Faye who writes, you're John and Hank, I became a Nerdfighter in 2012. And it was a brilliant time and I love the feeling of community and support. Nerdfighter is very accepting from what I've seen. But I've also found that the core of the community is about the love of books to an extent.
But I have severe dyslexia. I can still read and write perfectly, but I make a lot of spelling mistakes and during reading and I find I'm only able to do it for a short amount of time because I get bad headaches. I feel bad to call myself a Nerdfighter when I haven't read a lot of books. I do read books, but they take a long time to read, resulting in me not having a brilliant bookshelf.
Should I just give up on reading? Also, can I be a dyslexic Nerdfighter? I mean, first of all, yeah, of course. It never even really occurred to me that our community was centered around books.
That doesn't make sense to me having heard that. And I think that there is a general thing about book readers and about books and how society sees them. That this is a worthwhile pursuit for your free times, not like television or like movies or music. And I feel this.
I never feel like I'm wasting time when I'm reading a book. I always feel like I'm doing this thing that's almost societally praised because it's a smart person activity or something. But I'll let you in on a secret. Everybody who's listening, I haven't read a book for at least a year, but I have read probably 30 books in the last year because of audiobooks.
Yeah, I remember when Hank was a kid, he really struggled with reading. And I'm still a very slow reader. But I also think that being a slow reader can in some ways make you a better reader. It can make you a more attentive reader.
You notice things that other people might not notice. You see wordplay that other people might not see. Yeah. And you also get to spend more time not reading.
That's an important part of reading is not reading. So like, if I can only read a chapter at a time, I then put down the book and I think about that chapter. Whereas if one of my friends reads like five chapters at a time, they put down the book and they spend the same amount of not reading time thinking about five chapters. Yeah, I definitely used to have this idea in my head that certain kinds of learning were like capital B better than other kinds of learning.
And the older I get, the more cringy and embarrassing that belief feels. And the times in my life when I have made people feel on the outside because of the way that they learn or because of the way that they process information are some of the biggest regrets I have about my public life. So I would absolutely say that you can be a dyslexic nerdfighter. In fact, there are lots of nerdfighters with dyslexia.
And also, I mean, I know I'm sure you hear this all the time, but lots of people who struggle with reading also have wonderful lives as writers. One of my favorite writers is Dave Pilkey, the guy who writes Captain Underpants and Dog Man. He's dyslexic. Henry Winkler, who's the Fonz who's also a wonderful children's book writer is dyslexic.
Yeah, so I think regardless of how your brain works, we're all trying to find ways to understand the world around us. And that's great. This next question comes from Syndra who asks, Dear Hank and John, I've been invited to a wedding in about a month, which I'm very much looking forward to. However, this wedding will be pirate themed.
And I have no idea what I should wear during these circumstances. Do I just wear a suit? Should I dress up as a pirate? Any dubious advice would be appreciated best wishes, Syndra.
You got it. First of all, if you're having a pirate themed wedding out there, just a shout out to all y'all pirates, you got to put dress code notes on the invitation. I mean, no matter what kind of wedding you're having, you have to put dress code notes on the invitation. But especially if you're having a pirate themed wedding.
Yeah, what is expected of me here? Do I need to cosplay? How much money do I need to spend on Etsy before I am allowed to come to this wedding? Oh boy, there's two outcomes from this wedding.
One is two outcomes from every wedding, John. Divorce and death. That's all that's the only ones. The only ways out.
Oh God. Sorry. It's like it's like I suddenly inhabit you. I was speaking with your voice.
No, the two outcomes I was thinking of, you're right, of course, but the two outcomes I was thinking of are that it's going to be a wonderful memory or it's going to be a really good story. Yeah, there's no middle ground here. Yeah. Either way, you should definitely go to the wedding.
Here's the other thing. There are no dress code notes. It's definitely a pirate themed wedding. What do you have to lose?
Pirate? Be a pirate. Go ahead. Get a parrot.
Get a monkey and a parrot. No, do not get a parrot. That is a bad idea. Don't get a monkey.
Are there's a monkey? Don't get a monkey. Do not acquire an illegal pet monkey for this wedding. Okay.
Fake monkey. Do go hard. Absolutely. Go full pirate.
And if you're the only guest dressed up in full pirate costume, all the better. But is this like wearing a white dress to a wedding? Is that's like what is happening here? It's like you can't be a better pirate in the bride and groom?
Right. Still on their thunder. That is a concern. So maybe you've got to intentionally kind of dress like you could go as a great pirate syndrome.
Like I have total confidence in you, but maybe you need to have like just wear an iPad and just say maybe occasionally. Like every third time you say yes, do you say I have 80? Oh, that is totally how they're going to say I do. I maybe.
Hey, that is you know, that is sort of the origin of mate, I suppose. I suppose so. What would your wedding theme have been? Like your actual when I look back at your actual wedding?
Yeah, I think it did have a theme. You just didn't know it at the time. Oh, what was the theme? Oh, we had a theme?
Yeah, I don't know. I think it was good times good friends. Oh, okay, good. That would be my description of your wedding theme.
Good times, good friends. But if I was going to have a theme, yeah, theme what I have, this was I'm curious about with regard to you. I feel like you would have like a like a Mark Twain wedding, like very Mississippi River, everybody's an overalls and no shirt. Did you attend my wedding?
No, not that wedding. But if you were going to like do a theme wedding, yeah, not in a church, you can't have a theme wedding in a Catholic church. Well, I wanted to get married in the church. But I'm just saying like it's I play my game.
Okay, if I if you were going to have a theme wedding, what would you think? If you were forced to have some ostentatious, unpleasant theme wedding, what would you do? I mean, do you want the truth? I think it would be called the lap of luxury.
Oh my God. How are we brothers? I probably would go with something literary, like at our reception, each table featured some kind of like Alabama artist or writer, you know, to celebrate the alabaminess of of Sarah and I's growing up years. So maybe it would be, you know, like a Eudora Welty Flannery O'Connor kind of vibe.
That's good. It's pretty pretentious, but it's good. I mean, I could have gone more pretentious, but I was trying to think of writers you would have heard. What would your theme have been?
I'm just saying like the things that Catherine and I are both into. Yeah. So like a different stages of our relationship, like probably like Ska Punk. Oh, yeah.
Good one. Yeah. That would have been really embarrassing and like we'd have those pictures forever that we'd have to live with. Oh, yeah, gosh.
Star Trek Next Generation. That would be fun, actually. I would have liked to go to that wedding or sort of like kind of easier to sell the relatives on. I feel like would be Pride and Prejudice.
That would have been fun. At least people are dressed up for that. Instead of just like in their like, you know, dressed uniforms from Starfleet, people are a little more familiar with Regency attire. Yeah.
I'm trying to think of what Sarah and I are into other than art and books. We really like the Americans that television program. Yes. Yes.
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This one's from anonymous because you wouldn't want to be public with this question, I guess. Deer podcast people. Thank you, John. I assume I'm a huge hockey fan.
Did you send this as a form letter to a bunch of different podcasts? Deer podcast person. The question is, I'm a huge hockey fan. My favorite team is the St.
Louis Blues. Whenever there's a super important game like a playoffs game, I always text my friend about it. I know she doesn't care though. So how do I stop?
I can't help it. I just have to tell someone that we just won the Stanley Cup. Do be as advice appreciated. You don't know me.
I'm anonymous. So John, as a person who repeatedly tells people about sports when they didn't ask for it, I wanted to know what you thought about this question. Well, first off, anonymous, congratulations to your St. Louis Blues on their first ever Stanley Cup.
I'm sure you're very excited. I do have this problem and I don't really know how to solve it, except to try to also love the things my friends love. Of course, I don't love them the way they do. Chris, for instance, loves golf.
And when one of the major tournaments in golf is happening, Chris's favorite thing to do is spend that whole Sunday watching the golf takes eight hours. And I don't love golf. It's just never going to be my thing. But I am able, over time, to get into a place where I can see it through his eyes.
And I can think, oh, my God, Chris must be so excited right now. And so that I think that's what you're trying to do is you're trying to build up that relationship over time. But I think it has to be reciprocal. Like, you can't just say, like, I need you to care about the St.
Louis Blues, at least a little. You have to be like, oh, I'm really excited that in, you know, competitive Pokemon, your favorite player was so successful at that tournament. Yeah. Also, I will say there might not really be a problem.
I don't know if your friend has given you like gentle ribs about this or asked you to stop. I think feel like if your friend asked you to stop, you would stop. But probably it's just okay to be like, I'm excited and I wanted you to know. And I don't, I love that when my friends feel as if they would like to include me on their happiness.
And as long as you're not being like, why aren't you happy for me? I think it's fine. Right. Like I sent Hank a bunch of Liverpool memes after Liverpool won the European Championship with like a lot of context where I was like, Hank, if you just understand the context, you really enjoy this eight minute meme factory video that contains nothing but inside jokes about Devockariki, a player you know nothing about.
Yeah. And like, I eventually realized like, Hank isn't going to be able to fully enjoy this meme testing video. I'm just not going to get there. But he is happy for me.
I am. Hank, before we get to the on important news from Mars and A.S.E. Wimbledon, I just have to read one email we got from Vida because I think it's, I think it's a lie. I'm not positive.
Dear John and Hank, I was just listening to the recent episode of your podcast where one listener asked why all the doorbells ring with a sound of ding dong. I do not know if ding dong is an American thing, but I live in Slovenia and then in parentheses, Europe, Europe. Thank you, Vida. Thank you for correctly assuming that Americans need that little hint.
And all the bells for sure do not ring ding dong. For example, at home, we have a doorbell that does not do ding dong, but rather a sound similar to the sound of whales. Whales with an H for clarity, the animals. What other whales?
Like, wow. My head went to the area of Great Britain, the country. Yeah. Well, I don't know.
I was trying to stay out of that, Hank. I'm not trying to get involved in politics. You'd be terrible at Twitter. Yeah.
And I was just thinking to myself, like, what sound does whales make? Like, I know Welsh is a language, but I don't think whales itself makes that sound. At any rate, Vida, if your doorbell really makes the sound of whales, that's lovely. And it's just one of the things that we should import from Slovenia, the other being, of course, your beautiful mountains, your socialized healthcare and your life expectancy of eight.
Oh, God. Wow. Thank we need to move to Slovenia. Yeah, I hadn't thought about it until now, but whales, I do have the sound of whales.
One of my relatives has a doorbell that makes a Frereszakka song as a doorbell, also says Vida, not a cheater or a cheater, Vida. Man, we are living in the past, John. We could have whale doorbells. They could do anything.
They could make any noise. It's 2019. I could think of just make the noise of like that nice pigeon noise that pigeons make. I like that noise.
Oh, God. I do not like that noise. All right. We got to get to the news from Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
Oh, it's been a dramatic week in AFC Wimbledon's life. Oh my God. I believe it. Well, I mean, most importantly, most most vitally, AFC Wimbledon have had to part with Toby Civic, a defender.
He's 20 years old. He played really, really well last season, scored a big goal against West Ham to ensure our stunning victory in the FA Cup, which in turn gave us enough money that probably allowed us to stay up. But he has been bought for an undisclosed fee. I hope it was a lot by Barnes Lee and Barnes Lee.
Barnes Lee play in the second tier of English football. You can never begrudge a player moving up a league. You know, I think for professional footballers, they have short careers. They don't get paid a lot of money.
And moving up a league is a huge deal. I think Toby has a really, really bright future. He was so nice to Henry when we came and visited together to see a game. He's a great guy.
He's a wonderful player. I wish him well. I'm a little gutted that he is moving on. But it's always good when you are the kind of club that develops young players who become stars.
In other news, the stadium is getting close to happening. But in order for the stadium to happen, we're going to have to raise a lot of money from British people because only British people can be part of the crowdfunding campaign for financial reasons. But man, there are some amazing, amazing perks that are available, including having one of the stadium's urinals named after the person of your choice. Oh my.
That's what I've always wanted. I mean, God, never have I wanted to be British so much. I know I was thinking about having some kind of money laundering operation where I just said money to Rosie Anna and then she turns it into British money and then it just works out. But apparently my accountant said that that was illegal.
I'm so excited for this crowdfunding effort. I really, really want it to work because we need to raise a lot of money to build the stadium and the stadium is the future of AFC Wimbledon for the next 100 years or more. This is going to be where the football team happens and there is no ticket out, Hank. You're right about that.
But you can be part of something that is much bigger than yourself and AFC Wimbledon is one such community for me. What's the news for Mars? Well, is there any news on Joe Piggett? I'm very nervous about Joe Piggett.
Oh, yeah. So, Wall-E-downs, our manager, says in answer to the question, have there been any bids from championship sides for the services of Joe Piggett, Downs answer was no none. So? Yeah, okay.
So in the same situation, are the papers lying about Joe Piggett leaving? I hope so because where are we going to get the goals from? If we sell Joe Piggett, then all of our goals are going to have to come from that guy who's never played a game of professional football but he's very handsome and has a master's degree. Well, John, in news from Mars, you, of course, I'm sure remember the Heat Flowing Physical Properties package.
Of course, the HP3, better known as the Mole, which is a part of the Insight Lander that was meant to dig quite deep into the surface of Mars, five meters deep, and that would allow it to learn a bunch about how Heat moves around underneath Mars and that would allow it to basically map the interior of Mars. Now, this was designed to have a little hammer, that like a sort of self hammering nail that would drive itself down into the surface of the planet and we found out very quickly after it was deployed that it got stuck at around 30 centimeters, which is very different from five meters. So about a foot down and it was going for about 16 feet. So it's been stuck there ever since for months now and they've been troubleshooting.
They've been doing some work here on the planet Earth to try and figure out what the problem is and they think these are the main things. One, it hits something really hard that it can't nail through. Or two, the sand is actually so loose that instead of sticking down when this thing, so it's basically like a nail and then the thing drops on it to drive it further down, instead of getting driven down and sticking in its new spot because of the friction of the soil, it's bouncing back up because the sand is so loose. So it's either too hard or too soft and we're not sure which it is.
But we also wanted to make sure that it wasn't something that was broken with the instrument, that there wasn't something physically wrong, but we couldn't observe it very easily because there's some stuff in the way basically. So we did a bunch of testing here on Earth to try and move the stuff out of the way so that we could actually take good pictures of it. And it's like not really what the robotic arm is designed to do. So it was concerning as we were doing it, but we have successfully moved the stuff out of the way, taken a picture of the HP3 experiment and ensured that the problem isn't that it's broken.
It's that something is happening when it is nailing and it's not going any further down. And we're fairly sure we think that it's the friction problem, not the rock problem. The rock problem would be fairly unsolvable. But to maybe solve the friction problem, they're going to try and push on the soil to actually create some extra push there, some more density to the soil.
So basically like push some soil together so that the nail will stick better into the surface of Mars. So that's the plan right now to fix this. It's a delicate process. They've been working really hard to try and get this mission operational, but so far we haven't been able to, but they are still working on it.
So let me ask you a question. And you may have answered this before, I'm sorry if you have, but if that doesn't work, can we just pull this mofo up, move forward like four feet and try again? I'm pretty sure we can't do that. I don't know exactly why we can't do that, but I don't think we can.
Okay. Well, then let's get it to work right where it is. That's right. Exactly.
Do what we can do. All right. That's that's encouraging news that at least it's working. Yeah.
I'm just doing the thing. Well Hank, we are now off to record our Patreon only podcast this week in Ryan's, which you can find over at patreon.com slash dear Hank and John, but it's been a pleasure to pause with you. Thanks to everybody for listening. This podcast is edited by Joseph Tuna Metis.
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