Hello again, all you sure is about you again. So welcome to another episode of Jesse and Wilder's Guide to Life. I'm Jesse, that's Wilder. And we're here to guide your life.
Mm. It's the, it's 2025. It wasn't last time I think that we did this. No, it was for sure, because I think it was bowl season, because of Bully Mully.
Oh, we did. We did it. We did it. We did it.
Yeah. That's what I said. Because I think we recorded, no, no, because we hadn't done New Year's yet. Not enough episodes to not be able to keep track of.
It's, well, that's the problem, isn't it? If we were more scheduled, it would be easy to keep track of. We recorded on New Year's Eve, bro. Yes.
So this is the first of 2025. That's right. Welcome to it. Welcome to it.
Welcome through it. We're going to be on a really strict regular schedule these days that we have nothing, neither of us has anything big coming up. And so, you can expect a steady flow. I'm going to go twice a week just for the hell of it.
Where I was thinking daily, we talked about daily live stream before. I don't see any reason to not do a daily live stream. Yeah, absolutely. I'm one quick editor's note.
I am my wife and I are expecting a child next week. Other than that, we have nothing else substantial. That's just one little child. Little.
I'm going to be a little tired. Rarely impact somebody's life. That's right. You put it in the kennel and they're fine.
I'm going to be well rested and full of time to record this podcast is what he's trying to say. Yeah. Maybe we'll just do a daily live stream of Waboo thoughts. Oh, a punishment after all.
Yes. It's going to say not a great way, not a great sort of present to say. I think they need to be satiated the dirty little criminals, the nasty little perverts of the world. Yeah.
When I'm just having my little night time thoughts, I'll flip on the flip on the old perfect dude. Instagram, my favorite social media. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Great segue to the we're talking about. Yeah, it took too long.
McGrath finally realized it took too long for this one. Tell him. Yeah. It's like, okay, so you guys don't know.
We have this you do know if you listen, but we have this list of like topics and a lot of times we try and be like relevant. It's like we'll do, you know, spooky stuff on all the way. Yeah, we'll put in like, you know, desk like four times. Yeah, no problem.
And somehow we never cooked up to do a rubric for the previous year, which, you know, in our defense, it's right there. It's right there. Every other podcast media sort of production, any sort of content creators at all do a yearly roundup. So it makes sense that it would take us about five years to figure it out.
Sure. And it's not because we chose to be different. Don't get any ideas. No, no, no.
We just do. I'm doing it. We won't. We decided that we're just done.
Mm hmm. So well, I think, okay, let me, let me be. I'm going to try and give us and mostly me a little bit of the benefit of the doubt for real, which is that I think I would bet that at one point in my life during this podcast, I thought of this and then I thought, what good is a rubric for a thing that already happened? You can't do it again, right?
Right. You could talk about what was good and what was no good. Right. Right, like if we're like, oh, we both love the substance.
Great. Like, OK, so then what can you do with this information? However, I think what I have my oversight there is that I was thinking about how people might use this practically, which is foolish to think about. Because they don't and they don't use it all.
There's a room exit for us. That's right. We don't even release them for the most part. No.
Before we get move on, we got to talk about what you look like currently. Wilder is wearing a pink hoodie. He's got his AirPods in and he's got sunglasses on. It's 11.49 AM my time.
So about afternoon for you. What is this look you think? I call it I call it cozy suave business. Oh, where's the business part?
Business is the shades. OK, cool. So you know, you know all about business going up. I am doing a business right now.
This is my business. This is my livelihood. So I have to have some dresses on for it. And cozy is the is the pink hoodie that I have here that was sent to me by I don't even know what.
I've had a forever such a comfortable pink sweatshirt. It's got some cool. I believe it's a street artist of some sort. I look like a fucking guy that'll be waiting in line for a sneaker release on Fairfax is what I look like.
And part is the combination of the two. So you get business, you get cozy, that turns into suave. You look like the what's his name? Damien in the Mean Girls movie.
Oh, yeah. When he says she doesn't even go here. Yeah. I think this is purple.
But it's very a very close look. I am I am relating Damien as I always am. She doesn't even go here. And now he's drinking out of this little coupe glass.
Is it just is it alcohol or is that just a small serving of water? It's just drop it. Yeah, this is a 2024 tap. Nice.
Oh, what is the transition? How was your tap water in 2024, brother? Yeah, talk about infrastructure. OK, so I have topic ideas.
So one is like media. And I think that's like music movies, things that came out. Sure. Yeah.
I think OK, here's what I think. Events parentheses global. Sure. Events parentheses personal.
OK, great, great. And we may come up with our stuff. And this may stink. Maybe this is why we haven't done it.
No. What do you got? I asked chat GPT to list the 50 most talked about events of 2024. Fuck you.
Go on. I mean, I think we can just for too quickly just toss that fucking orange sack of shit winning election. Yeah, not quite lit. That sucked all his crony suck.
All those people suck. I don't want to talk about that so much or even at all. No, for sure. And also, can I just say like separate of him, separate of everything?
Election years are nightmare. It does not matter. It does not matter. We could.
I hate it. I hate it. I live in the South and the commercials here. They're fucking so bad.
I'm sure you do. I'm sure you do. This isn't even election related, but you guys get the he gets us commercials about Jesus. Oh, yeah, of course.
I love those guys. I know me too. All I can think is like, dude, he's not getting me. You could try, dude.
You think I can't outrun JC? Yeah, dude. He does crazy hands. Yeah, dude.
He's going to catch me. He's going to catch me. He can't even hold a golf ball problem. Can't get me, dude.
Can't play. Run as fast as you can, but you're not going to catch me, JC. No, sir. Catch me if you can.
OK, well, that movies. So that's all bad. He's bad. His little friends are bad.
I hate them all. Yes. When did when did when did Twitter become next? Was that 2024?
Did that happen already before? That sucked. Of course. I used to like that Twitter website so much.
Yeah, I don't even know if you like it. It's exactly right. But enjoy it. I liked it.
That was my preferred flavor of so. I think it was actually not last year. OK, that was 2023. So we can leave that one off.
Good. Great. And that's all for them. Yeah, I don't need any more of that.
I'll tell you what a sick event was. And I got two I actually have two things for this. Very quite lit. I don't think I'll get any pushback from you.
The Summer Olympic Games for this year. Thank you very much. And can I give a special shout out to for media, the Gold Zone? We love the Gold Zone in this house.
Slurped it on up. I can't be every baby. Oh my god. I can't.
First of all, I can't believe how long it took to figure that one out. Second of all, maybe the best use of, and this is just for the Olympics in general. And I hate to do this. I hate to shout out a streaming platform.
Do it, baby. Shout it. Peacock kind of murdered. It was like extremely sick to be able to just like, what fucking game do I want?
I was okay. Gold Zone. I could find good ease. Yes.
And they got a replay. So I'm like, oh, what happens with a match. Oh, fuck. Hold on.
Yo, Peacock. Shout out to you. Peacock dude. It's got good shows too.
It's not NBC just Peacock. We also get to catch the office. Yeah, that's a fact. Oh, uh, it's syndication on cable and six different channels.
Every channel. There's that too. It's on E like six hours a day. Isn't that cool?
Let's do it on here. Special. Yeah. Yeah.
I've switched. I've moved past ridiculousness. Now it's kitchen nightmares time for us. Interest.
And that's on reliably enough. Yeah. I got the taste. And once you get the taste out, it's hard to get out.
It also makes you never want to go back to a restaurant again. But Gordon Ramsay, he's my favorite actor. I am your favorite actor. I agree that a good, a good hotel joint is just a reality show in general.
Like we fuck with home renovation show. Do I feel like it's in the same ilk as the Chinese? Yeah. We're watching this one called Zombie House, which was so I've not heard of it before since.
It's came out for this one time. So tight bringing it back to my father was always dead before which is still not totally what a zombie zombies don't get me come back themselves That's a Frankenstein house at anything. That's correct It would be a zombie house if it was like so shitty that it started to make the houses next to it shitty Right that is like it was starting to infect the whole neighborhood and this is the zombie house now We have an it's on the neighborhood correct. Um, I'm gonna go through.
Oh, I'm gonna go stuff. I looked up our fun I got I got a fun one. Yeah, we got actually I got two kind of two fun ones. Uh, very quite lit I did we got I My wife we're gonna have a kid.
I mean that's oh, we're having the kid yet But they'll be getting pregnant part is cool. You can see you can see you have a child in yes, twenty five I'm very quite lit and then how about a personal events? We're quite lit little Rhode Island summer beach house Mm-hmm. Couple of the dogs getting getting getting toasty in the Rhode Island Sun this summer.
Mm-hmm. That was a good time That's right. I mean so the hurricane was bad Yeah, what's so wild about it to marry it just put Helene. Oh, yeah, I do natural disasters I'm actually there these all those naddies were not to my taste rather than nadi ice now time can I is um, I Think Did was was mood dang dude that little hippo.
Yeah, he was a twenty four guy. That's right or she think it's a she think it too I don't care about hippo at all. No, everybody likes hippo now And I don't what's hippo's fine, but like I don't hippo's not it for me I would rather get hyped about a different animal than hippo Okay But don't you think it was good that that one of the part one of the sort of selling kids a mood dang is they would just fucking spray That thing with a hose and it would freak out I mean that like even if you don't like hippo that's even a benefit to you hippo does good trick I guess but like I would rather everyone gets psyched about like something out here about all the time Like where's the copybata that I'm trying to oh everyone are you joking everyone talks about one? Oh, you want to famous capybar?
Famous hippo dude. There's the other one. What's the other ones name? No, I do I talk about the one that has a disability Fuck up you're making this up.
No, is the other hippo dude Google disabled hippo. I won't do it on my web You could do it on yours. I don't want that mess with my algorithm. Oh Fiona dude.
It's Fiona. That's who it is Okay, Google Fiona the hippo anyway, just like a fucking everyone loves little hippos. I get it hippos fine. They kill lions That's cool.
They're like deadly is not humans in anything any other creature. That's a hippo I want to see a famous hippo that is famous infamous for bloodthirsty in yeah Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you want yeah This is the blood this is the T-Rex of fucking hippos and we got to lock it up I think famous capybar is tough because they're bait their baseline for them is so good that it would have to be like a maybe You want an ugly thing? Yeah, it got to be ugly.
It has to be exceptionally cute or exceptionally ugly. So in 2025 we're looking for a famous what oh Predictions is interesting. It's not part of the rubric But I do like it not maybe prediction so much as like a wish list. Oh Okay, if I if I want the new moodang to be like maybe like a toad dude toes don't get their time Interesting frogs get a lot of love not a toad though.
You're right about that I don't know. I you know I was recently learning about chef to my other podcast. I was recently learning about leatherback turtles Dude, I would kind of love a famous like you know about leatherback turtles. No are they older what they're they might be old dude But they're fucking big let it up to like 1100 pounds or something It's like a big as a car a goddamn leatherback turtle what big is a car?
They're huge Oh my gosh, these things are massive. Look at the size of this fucking guy Yeah, the shells are like on the inside kind of so I call a leatherback. Oh man. Don't man I googled it in the third picture was a dead one.
Yeah, I want to do that Don't know they're also kind of I don't know if they're endangered, but they're like threatened You know, it's like the they're like so give me give me a famous leatherback sure Yeah, maybe just because it's so big. They're like oh, we thought they kept it 1100 and or 1500 1500 pounds dude Yeah, that's big. That's a big dirt. That's a big boy.
Okay, so moodang is a two. I'm gonna say I Have one that maybe you're gonna push back on okay hit me. I think it was in media Do I think olympics not included sports this year was a one or two? You had a Celtics championship you had Kansas City Chief win for the second time in a row and all the fucking Taylor Swift's Travis Kelsey nonsense and then like yeah, I understand your team on the World Series But it was like the most expensive team versus the third time second team It's like I get I'm very happy when the Dodgers win the World Series However, it's only happened three times in my life and two of them one was fucking COVID and one was here So I haven't really been able to participate in such a yeah such a Dodgers win.
So yeah, I agree It was it was a little bit to the best All the sports championship Dude, dude, demerits Jason Tatum dude. Yeah big time You know, it's crazy is like it's like he heard me because I was when he first started playing I was like I don't even hate the Celtics anymore. It's not even that hateable And then he just like was like what's that yeah, and he's hateable in such a in a different way in a very different way It's not like he's not a villain on the court. He's not a life.
No, no and for weird reason It's somebody who you would like if he was your co-worker you would come home and you'd be like this guy fucking Jason I see today. Yeah, and then you're a tattoo of himself. Yes, and your spouse would be like what's wrong with Jason? And you'd be like I can't really he's just fucking annoying.
It's so annoying and they're just like yeah I mean, I'm sure he's annoying and then they meet him at the holiday party and they're like oh my god I get it now. I get it. I get it. I see Jesus Christ this guy.
Yeah, J. T is a Bonus points shout out to all the people that tried to kill Trump. Oh, yeah, sure that happened right on our way to our Road Island Road Dog Summer. How can we make sure it's said I went to rosy Road Island Road Dog Summer and all I got was this lousy shirt?
Oh, because it's nothing. It's absolutely nothing. You say I'm dude. You'll see maybe that's a new merch.
Hmm. Oh interesting How many times do I'm in the grass roasty road on Road Dog Summer and all I got was a lousy t-shirt Media dude a three this podcast obviously for sure we're all gas no breaks except for when we break often It's mostly breaks with a little bit of gas. Yeah Dude we both were talking about it last night We don't have to name every fucking thing that we saw or listen to or whatever but you know I talk gladiator to and very pretty good Like go see that movie guys. Yes, look.
I mean if we're doing movies If I'm only gonna give a few movies, I'm not doing glad to get or two. It's a question in my mind Yeah, everybody said that one's good as heck. I was wonderful And nothing with Tom Cruise came out this year right now that was last year. I don't think so dude So no other movies because there's none I was talking about this.
I think even with you and with Kate It's so rare when there's a movie in the theaters now where I'm like I've got to get to that movie I have to see it doesn't happen that often anymore. Usually is what Tom Cruise I think I think I mean we were gonna do this no matter what because we got child coming But I think we're gonna cancel our movie pass We just don't use it enough I know you guys go to the movies all the time But like we do feel like rarely like you just said am I like oh fuck we gotta hit this and then I'm so I feel like I'm busted as fuck these days because we are close to some of the theaters like in a mall And it's just like how willing am I to do the whole parking garage pay for the ball about the experience movie I had it fucking made brother. I was a five-minute drive from a theater that had free parking. I went to the last show I was a freelancer.
I wouldn't didn't mind going with 10 p.m. Show. Did I? And up to get one morning weekday or 11 a.m.
Like let me just get you know what? I was due to the child's always at the weekdays. Oh, that's fair. We have a couple of like obviously into the Bay Area We've got a bunch of like good theaters.
We go to but our closest one. You never want to go further than it's about convenience. Yes But I will say one that's fairly close to us They do which obviously sounds like a nightmare, but will be cool for me. They do specifically like bring your kids showings It's always like 9 a.m.
On a Saturday It's like what you really want to see, you know, wild robot But you don't want to be the person at the theater 6 p.m. crying baby. Yes, but I was just like what all the fucking crying babies in one area And it's just you're gonna like get the Nathan for you boxes stick them in there. That's right.
They have their own little screen Correct. Are they living or they dead? There's no way to know there's still a matter doesn't matter. It doesn't matter Um, and then I got a little switch.
I got a I got a one for a movie. Actually, I don't know if this came out this year Go on. Did that new Mad Max movie come out this year? I think it did.
I think it did. I didn't see it You know, I get I thought it was fine And I think that people hyped it up too much after the fact like I saw it came out because I was very excited and I was like That was like okay because to me the first one is like one of my favorite that movie is so fucking good sure This one I feel like people are like oh you got it like the performance from Chris and it's not good And he's wearing a prosthetic nose for no reason. Yeah, I don't like a hot man playing ugly man. No hot man's like ugly man No, I'm sorry the hottest man that there is No, I'm sorry you have the you have that real confused with the penguin which actually I think instead what I'm gonna do for very Not quite late is just put hobo as I'll go because Hate no, but my sorry.
Sorry. It's a asterisk bro. He's perfect. No, no sorry I'm saying Same thing dude.
Pots. Oh, you can't do it. Oh, that's tough I just think I'm less it's calling for you because he's such a good boy in me Yeah, he's great. Well, sorry and I think this is because I think the same thing about a skinny as a fat So sorry how about okay persons is a category people?
I love it I want to talk about very quite little for this year someone that brings me out of nowhere immense joy is Kevin Costner This man is so funny I Saw horizon on a plane the way Kevin Costner intended horizon if you don't know is it a flight to fucking Australia Like was there enough time on your flight? On the way back from fucking Mexico there wasn't enough time I have a costner paid $38 million of his own money to make a four-part family drama that everyone hates and he's continuing to push and push and And he looks ugly in it and he's barely in it and he has so he has so many plates in the air on this horizon project Yeah, I will watch every it was so boring I will watch every one of them for sure and then also like what's happened with you at jellystone there mad at him so they They told him I think in the first episode sorry spoiler first I'm really young yeah, I I agree with you and I want to be clear I don't really like Kevin Costner as an actor. I don't know what his politics or personal interests are but I'm so pretty he's so funny I agree with you that he has brought me some joy the whole horizon thing. I will not see those movies obviously They're like god.
I see horizon. It's so boring. It's so boring Appreciatingly boring they asked why he put his son they be media asked why he put his son in the movie who I'd like no acting experience Rather than experience actor and his responses basically like look at him. He's such a cutie Yes, yes, that's my favorite Nepitism response I've ever heard because it's not honestly it's the best one because it's great I really thought he was perfect for the yeah Oh, you should have heard a read the line because my son is a cutie pants dude.
Yeah, see go see horizons fucking You're gonna want to tear your own eyes out. It's so boring. Can I can I also just like? Another thing about costner that has brought me joy this year is that and I texted you about this recently I got into an argument with some of Chelsea's Friends who all think including Chelsea that Kevin Costner is super hot And and always has been and it's still super hot and that to me is so funny and I want if you Way yeah 4 1 5 7 6 3 10 61 sound off call the boys know if you think costers hot give us your general coster takes unless it's like oh You know costers of you know, he's he's a sorry.
Trologous like I don't I cannot say enough I don't know anything about this man. I bet he sucks. Yeah, you know me scientists. I love you.
Yeah, you basically are one Michael Good Got me Persons do great one Kevin Costner excellent. I'm gonna put I don't want to harp on this because we it's like we'll sober done But I do the for one dude the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey thing. I already mentioned it. It's got I just I can't I can't engage with it anymore.
I just can't care about it. I know it's I was thinking about this this is funny because Travis Kelsey is The only one that's gonna get out of this alive with his own fans Because his fans, you know when she chops someone she fucking chops them into little bits and then everyone comes for them And the harbinger of death as we all know, but what the fuck do his fans care? He's gonna be fine for the first time whatever he's gonna she'll be like he fucking sucks and then everyone that likes the Chiefs Okay, if anything it will galvanize him to his fans and they will think higher of him There is nothing. I think that truly there's nothing she could do I do have a three person though hit me Jason Kelsey Living his best fucking life.
This man is living his best life. He's getting drunk. He's hanging out He's cashing checks. He's got nothing to do with this.
I'm on for the ride. I'm into it I gotta go with it too and and it's it's only because I'm already getting too much of him I agree with you. It has ramped up recently. I it has ramped up recently.
I'm starting to see him work commercials So many commercials. Yeah, he's like on 40 different shows good But I sort of love that like good for him. He didn't do anything. I look at the coaster Jason I am not judging him on that at all I think that is extremely valid but like in the same way that I'm pretty fucking sick I'm seeing snoop talking a million commercials and having his name on a million products I could just feel it with with J.
Kelsey so I gotta go to I can smell it on the wind of a bad person I Just can't believe how bad it continues to get yeah, you know, we mentioned I mentioned this on the on the podcast we lost Many lost It is nuts to me that just a little recap what happened when Jamie Foxx was ill Was that he was poisoned by Diddy? That's right and I don't think that we have had a famous poisoner It's been a bit in quite some time. I got a couple of we could do people for this or sort of the media tab But it feels like we probably ought to talk about we probably the least fucking qualified people to talk about this but Chippell Rhone and Charlie the brat the brat summer and the thing that's fine, right? We just don't need to talk about it.
We're just tossing their way wherever dog I wish I could I wish I knew enough about it to have material to make jokes about it. Yeah, I know the Chippell Rhone I believe is pronounced I think you is I knew that one day I did not know who Chippell Rhone was and then one morning It's all that there was I'm gonna give Chappie and Chappie a three because the album is good I've listed the album playing times not as much as most people I think but it's good It's good. It's good. I like it and I do like that She has she has like a and I guys don't I know that this everyone's already selling this shit Like we're not coming up with anything new about she out She does have like early lady Gaga vibes, which is to say does it has no media training and it's not interesting media training Yes, freak Lord and is also like like on a red carpet We'll be like what the fuck did you say to me and everyone just like oh this is not the energy that we're supposed to have here Wait a minute sure for that's a three to me just because it's interesting.
Yeah, I like that's fine She can come to Asheville quite a bit and the street town as you know, that's fine freaks the freaks come out. I love it Great. Yeah, I don't it's not my genre music So I really feel qualified to weigh in I knew that some one time I saw someone change their Instagram picture Do their name in the brat thing and I said to Kate ha ha look how stupid this looks Why does she make her name on lime green and Kate was like this is a very popular thing that's happening right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that to me is a two I listen to that album to the job of what he's me.
He may not know Just how out of touch you are yeah, I don't like out of touch isn't even what I mean I'm trying to think of a word just how far removed from pop culture not even try you really don't I even sort of give it my best shot I'm so fucking behind relevant stuff. It's so embarrassing. I often I find out about something that's I mean, I feel we've mentioned this before memes is a nightmare for me often wilder will send me something whether it be a meme of Something like somebody said and it is years old. I mean not like this is not like oh you miss it by a couple of weeks It is I've from a different time Like a different internet like you logged on you to a dial up connection and found a an art I phone had a shine effect on all the apps I got a I got a one for you.
I think that you this would be a good opportunity to talk about your experience for media Dude, what was wicked like for you? Were you like wicked for wicked or what? Okay? I'm so glad you asked wicked musicals are not always theater I like musicals Theater and show tunes are not always my cup of slurp You know what I mean?
But didn't care for the show which I saw in Atlanta believe it or not the Atlantic cast was not the tightest cast that we could ever had They were pretty dressed up. They were people sort of singing along in the audience. I wonder what the day it's off but the movie Engaged me I Did not like the songs for the most part thought the two leads were fucking great congrats on the Oscar nominations I will say I think the last 10 to 15 minutes are some of the best thing I've seen a movie theater in a long time whoa, that's cool that there's no way it means the big moment Right? It's the fucking song so there's no way the second one's gonna be worth a shit because this is the big the best part Though I would say watch the last 10 15 minutes.
It's so fucking good just without the with no context What the fuck do you get anything about this? I don't know what the big song is I don't know anything about the story it it's worth a watch. So can I give it a two then I was gonna See you know I actually didn't want to tear my eyes out nearly as much as I thought cool That's I did to them are fucking great. I don't like Jeff Goldwim.
He gives me the fucking creeps, dude Can we give him a one? He's in that movie, huh? Yeah, yeah He's another one where like it's just like we've reached a little bit capacity I mean, I said we I mean me. It's just like it used to be kind of a thrill to see him in something I think he peaked in a life of water with Steve Zuzu.
Oh fly dude. Yeah, well, we all peaked with the fly We oh there was another big pop thing we didn't talk about it Sabrina Carpenter her album is very good And I don't like that she looks like a doll. I wish that she didn't look so much like an American girl doll It's not I heard as you know as you was already guessed. I heard the espresso song months late Of course, I will say tune Sabrina Carpenter does have kind of a sense of humor which I like and She did like a she did a Christmas special that my wife wanted to watch so we watch it It's not like amazing, but I appreciate a Christmas special.
I mean sure that is like a fun little There's like little skits look into job is celebrity corner. Yeah, it's empty Nobody there. I got another person since we're just railing ripping ripping. They'd Kaitlyn Clark That was big.
I like to talk about Kaitlyn Clark a lot. Hell yeah, dude I think a three like for sure for sure and you could toss like Caitlyn Clark I feel like is the one that we're gonna talk about but you could put all of I mean you could put Sabrina on there You could put any of the New York Liberty you could put fucking The other rookie Angel Reese like toss them all on there But I think it's the sort of like a little gem in that cap yeah Like I'm looking at stuff is just like I want to talk about like fucking like war and like oh yeah war is out 40 minutes in yeah, hey, hey when that hot guy shoot that not guy was that last year? What did that happen in January? Oh that happened?
No that was last year. Yeah, okay, so okay So hot Luigi is a three the assassin. Yeah, that was tight. Yeah hot assassins are a trend I'd like to see more in 2025 if someone if someone hot wants to kill Zuckerberg or Elon Musk or something I support it you heard here first call the violence here on Jesse McWow, there's got a life Yeah, I mean obviously like we don't we have nothing to do to bring this conversation But like it's I mean I feel like sometimes stuff happens and you want there to be a conversation about it And there's not you know like when like the like Ferguson riots happened It's like we want there to be discourse about this and instead it's just a lot of people being like they're wrong and I'll be like They're right this I felt like really I have to have like good conversations with like people who are just like yeah This is really challenging.
What do you think about the world? That's that's fucking tight. That's a win in my book. Would you say all social media got worse?
Yes, you would fuck Bonus points is blue sky for now did yeah for now big for now But that's on blues yeah, we haven't made a blue sky yet for the show But we ought to because we're pretty much why don't I both sort of abandon ship on Twitter and I suppose my profile picture Elon Musk is fugly and then I got on I'm willing to delete it yet in case like apparently he's losing losing money by the minute Yes, so tasty treat that is yeah, absolutely I don't like social media anymore. Do you know you lose any restaurants dude? You want a morning you want a morning restaurants? 24 any new restaurants born?
I mean we got the news it hasn't happened yet, but we got the news that dark horse is closing which like Where's she going tonight? That's what dinner is tonight is dark horse pay our respects You got I mean you got like what 400 restaurants that closed because of natural disaster. Yeah, yeah both of my cities losing restaurants by the goddamn minute Oh, you know who's a person that we should definitely mention this Kendrick Lamar dude Without an album that's I've listened to a bunch very good album, but also Killed Drake like murdered fully murdered Drake, you know I'm into that because I think Drake is a big virgin I don't care for him one bit. I'm trying to think I mean there's so much stuff that we're just gonna not Unfortunately talk about army hammer has a podcast with his mother.
I don't love that dude. I'll talk about eating people on it People and this is gonna be probably a constant to a one celebrities starting podcasts. Yeah, get out dude Yeah, oh, yeah, you're right. That's right.
So I talk about it now fuck you fuck you smart Let's fuck like all you unless you're a professional interviewer I'll give like Conan O'Brien a pass cuz like that you like we get to hand out five good good good job metals to people that are really Fucking good at it. I don't know what they are cuz I haven't listened to him. We specifically don't go on deck Shepherd last time I have heard that he's a pretty decent interviewer. I'm sure he is.
That's fine. I bet there's a Five metals to get out and then the rest of you can get fucked yes earn it just it sucks It just sucks and I know they're not doing all purpose podcast is like You could start a platform with a podcast which is not something you could always do and it's not super easy And then you have a bunch of fucking do a show news Letterman's he's back interviewing. He's got a show I like that do a show Please get off our block or do it something behind a paywall fully like because you can do you afford to do that Yeah, so like Dax Shepard you make your little podcast where you do your interviews and you talk about your cool wife Mm-hmm, whatever and that's cool. You talk about without a paddle.
That's really cool charge fucking $10 for it Oh, you know who's annoying dude fucking Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are annoying not I'm not trying to comment on the current like I was situation I just mean in general. Yeah sure So annoying there's so annoying there's like here's some celebrities are annoying But some don't make it my promise when you see like a John Krasinski interview It's like boy this guy's so fucking annoying however I don't feel like he's up in my beans that much correct And then I just can't stop hearing about Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Swift and fucking all their little friends Yeah, shut up. Do you know boring honestly to hear about those people? It's so It's so boring.
I would rather watch an episode of like housewives of Atlanta That would be more interesting than hearing about what fucking restaurant Blake and Ryan and Travis and Tay Tay You know I watch traders there was a housewife from Atlanta and she was a fucking delight of course I love her. Let's pull that one from nowhere and I knew it shout out Fadra. Yeah, I mean I probably mentioned this before but obviously Ryan Reynolds my number one dukey head I got so much I find him to be he is really good. I have a soft spot I'm not sure you know is a very very funny movie.
Yeah, I hate that movie. Yeah, that movie Yeah, he's a dukey head. I don't know if he's my number one dukey head, but he has a dukey head for sure Well, he's like I said dukey head specifically because there's no I'm sure there's nothing real like wrong with him beyond like being a rich white guy You know, he's like I don't know he's a he's just so fucking annoying And if you I get I'm hoping this is for Blake Lively's mixer company Betty booze brother Oh, they are the most annoying PR emails I get by a landslide like Blake Lively took to Instagram today to reveal it and only a way Blake Lively could With sarcasm Wish I mean that's hey, so let's just don't make me know about you. It's I love the mystery doesn't hear some Ford like I don't know doesn't it feel like I feel like I've said this before doesn't it feel like we used to not have to interact with Celebrity so much anymore and I don't mean social media like of course we're all tapped into everything way more now That's fine.
I mean like I feel like when we were growing up if a big celebrity voice over like a fucking Heinz commercial We would be like oh this guy is busted He's fucking broken and crusted and dusted needs money on the street. Yeah. Oh my god. Hi this man means catch up money Geez why don't you come over to alone you a 40 spot like get out of here?
What are you so poor and now it's just like oh that's fucking John ham in the Heinz commercial and everyone's like oh I don't want to hear John ham get scram ham get out of here tell him to scram dude One of them he does have a voice for it honestly is a bad example But only when it's like their nasty creations. Yeah when they do like ketchup and mayonnaise in the same ball Or they do like the purple purple Squirt hey all my all my all our young listeners which we unfortunately do have many you guys should look that up It used to be real. Yeah, it used to be a thing when they were just like Heinz's big thing was made Catch up purple and I was like so fucking cool I miss the days of food trends were food was just funny colors Yeah, we talked about celebrities mostly, but I don't really know what else to say cuz I want to talk about war What else is there there's celebrities in war dude sports was bad. We already talked about that talks about some movies Tom Cruise didn't do Anything so let's talk about movies.
Yeah, we did you did also talk about how much you love Scientology So I'll forget about that. I love Scientology looking forward to learning more about it It feels like we should have prepped for this would you agree like I know we never prepped for anything But it super feels like mm-hmm. We should have okay. Let me I'm on like a I'm on the Britannica like overview Dude, we got it.
We got a couple of big ones. Okay, it's a big ones. Okay, so like and it sucks Some of us can be down. We're just gonna kind of like blast it so we don't look neglectful of our posts here There was a total solar eclipse last year.
That's cool. I think eclipses are cool. I'm gonna get a clip Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then do that bridge remember that shipping container hit that bridge in Baltimore. That was crazy Yeah, for sure that obviously bad obviously bad Okay, what do we got?
More stuff not great. Oh, I mean this I think it's a two I Don't know 34 felony Good but it's nothing did nothing right but it's still something yeah, I think it kind of has to be too Yeah, I found guilty is George does dewy Cox one said That's really not out. Oh, do the Cricket World Cup sure about that at all. That's weird.
I forgot that one got really bad stuff. This is cool Dude, this is like just an extreme bummer for the most part Quincy Jones died dude I think that's the thing is like nothing good ever happens though. You know about that. Yeah, that's what this is we're gonna learn here Oh Jimmy Carter died Yeah, that's I don't know that's neutral.
No, they seem old people loved him though. Huh that will be I haven't loved him a lot freakin James cart. I think we're good dude. We covered a lot if we missed it Call in tell us what we missed yeah, like just know that like sure so much we're gonna And also we're trying to avoid bummers like either.
So a couple like dochy put out an album I love the dochy album. There's nothing to say about it's good as hell. That's it and her tiny desk was awesome Too we only have two personal events wait we need to clean this up we have two personal events and it's there's that's it And they were both three's which is cool. We gotta have more what else did we do as people oh geez We went I mean I took some vacation's like we want to talk we want to do a vacation run down hit me just Kind of like a llamas sick of course.
Yeah bombs Went to a camping wedding that was a billion degrees. It was a two for diplomatic reasons Living like refugees was not fun. No living like a refugee stinks Tom Petty already explained this Yeah, I don't want to live like a refugee. I don't actually know the meaning of that song.
I see That's what he's talking about a real bit. It's not experienced refugee no, I don't think so either I One of my sick personal events shout to Mike the bike. We played Intermural not in a mural like oh sure softball and I did get to watch Mike just obliterate his arm the very first Naturally rounded seconds going into third just fully fractured Baseball oh I went to really feel for the first time in 2024. Hey cool.
That's a good baseball one I went to Mexico had a fucking amazing time in Mexico Look myself a writer's cabin in the Tennessee mountains and that's probably washed away to death now went to Toronto What kinds of good shit, you know, yeah, yeah, I'll travel you out there eat some clams eat some freaking clams Oh, I saw St Vincent do that was cool. Hell yeah, so St Vincent saw shane the clams be the clams With camping yeah, just a bunch of fucking cool shit. You guys don't even know about you already know I had So good stuff to eat it but something to New York before oh, yeah Well, you have a favorite meal here. We got it.
This could be a good way to finish favorite meal here Just really sting on it. It's hard. It's really hard. Yeah, I do I have a favorite meal here isn't Chicago I went to this restaurant called Rosemary my biological son Joe flam is the chef Phenomenal Croatian II pastas we tore that menu it peaches and brata many pastas Croatian bread crudos desserts Is a pretentious a hole about ordering good wine?
It was perfect was the wine good Okay, great what you got favorite meal here? Um, we went to this restaurant twice Yeah, we went to baro twice which like I talked about in the last episode I was where we went for new years New Year's But actually the new years was great, but the time before was awesome because we had friends in town and We had just told them that she'll get pregnant So there's like extremely good vibes the food was great and daddy was bow blasted because the cool thing about having a wife People reckon it is she's always DB so I was cranked on many many Yeah, yeah, the food was great and then we came home and I think we watched 300 Oh sure that was cool power Every time they go we have surround sound every time they come up there like picking a movie to watch in surrounds out So we've done like mad Max we've done 300. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, it's great So that's that's it for me.
I think we did pretty good given that we are we do not have our fingers to any sort of pulse No, I've never had my finger to a pulse So you get electrocuted mm-hmm. Well while you do some stuff. I'm shout out to Adam Fay for the art I'm gonna shout out to bad Todd for the music shout out to tombs on spotify Crank Tom's dude artists of 2024 mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, Tom's that's right.
Tom's came up in album Thank you to Philly. Thank you to Boston. Thank you to Wichita, Kansas. Whitcha talking about Willis.
That's awesome Good shit coming out of Wichita. We got Canada. We got 40 in Japan 40 million in Japan Population of all of John yeah, and then I'll leave you this what what did my what do you think my dad thought of the movie a real pain? Yeah, you think you like that you didn't like it a real pan you know to real pain is oh I see Yes, he related to it deeply Boring one note not funny other than the hilarious tour of Auschwitz