2025 The Off-Cutz - Ruffaz Gutz

It's not pretty. It's not cuddly. It's not particularly photogenic. But enough about Jerry's mole. These are the off-cutz. From a year that produced its fair share, we can now reveal the bitz that didn't make it. The McMerkin Sisters retrieved random tapes from the waste paper, untangled them, tumbled them in the dryer, got the cat to eat and then extrude them, then they stuck 'em together with Perkins paste. A sumptuous school project that got a D minus and a place of pride on the fridge.