#235 - Hulk (2003)
from The Worst Movie Ever Made Hosted by Psycho Pompous and Robby Nutzo
This week, Chris and Rob engorge themselves with rage as they unpack 2003’s Hulk. That’s right, long before the MCU, we had to watch this pile of MC-Poo. Iron Man was only a glimmer in Jon Favreau’s eye, and he hadn’t yet mustered the courage to bust a nut on Kathleen Kennedy’s impatiently throbbing bosom, Edward Norton was working on The Italian Job or something, and the world hadn’t totally gone to shit yet. But after watching this punisher, we can’t say that things were better back then either; we’re just looking at the past through rose colored glasses as we march endlessly forward into oblivion. Anyhow… here we go… Eric Bana’s Bruce Banner bludgeons and bumbles bureaucrats and bomb brigadiers by bellowing through battles, beating off to Betty, and blasting bombs with his bare hands! Slurry and Sherri! The Hulk is made of starfish? Frogs on overdrive! Touching the emotional West Wing! Betty the malignant bitch! Glen, the military-adjacent snooping pussy! Running tests on the Bruce Juice ™! Bruce’s goose gets cooked! Bong-smoking nanomeds! Enter Commander Daddy and Papa Nolte! They made some choices! Unsanctioned pitbull and pomeranian pummeling! Rocky Mountain Surface Hulk?! Dick math incentive semantics! Hog-hiding Hulk shorts! Nightmare lab-tech trigger tanks, and much, much more on this week’s Episode of The Worst Movie Ever made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com
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