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It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice and bring you on the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. John, Hank, I actually have a joke before you this week if that's okay. Yes, yeah, take the load off. So I go over to his friend's house and his friend's a farmer and the guy sees a pig walking through a field and the pig only has three legs and the guy says to his friend, hey, what's the story with that three-legged pig?
He got there and the farmer says, oh, yeah, that's that's Bessie. I mean Bessie is an extraordinary pig, truly a special pig, utterly, utterly unique. Do you know that Bessie can make noises and they aren't like English but you can absolutely understand what she's saying all the time? And the guy's like, okay, yeah, that's great.
Yeah, but I guess I was just wondering like about the three-legged thing and then the farmer says, nothing about Bessie. When Bessie was three, Bessie won Best in Show in the entire Indiana State Fair in her category of pigs. And then the guy's like, yeah, no, I get the Bessie's a cool pig and everything. I'm just saying like, why does Bessie have three legs?
And the farmer says, oh, you know, a pig like Bessie, you don't want to eat all at once. Okay. All right, I didn't see it coming. It's awful.
But hey, so is meeting generally. This joke reminded me of Oren, who recently saw a pig going to the bathroom and looked at me and said, my hypothesis is that pig pig come out the butt. That's a really good use of the scientific method. And I would love to see an experiment designed to test that hypothesis.
Hey, before we start answering questions from our listeners, we're going to have to address one really big issue that came up. We usually save the corrections for the end of the show, but this has to be front loaded. A lot. A lot of people wrote in with what I felt like was a little bit of vitriol about the fact that we made fun of dry bones, the Mario Kart character.
Oh, yes. Yes, we did talk about how not only have we never used dry bones, but we would never use dry bones. Yeah. Well, everybody thinks that we are idiots.
Well, we are. So I'll just read you one letter. This one came from Matt who wrote, to those who have not seen the light, dry bones is the best Mario Kart character. And you are both clearly amateurs.
Dry bones is in fact the most underappreciated character in the entire Mario pantheon. You should be ashamed of your treatment of such a sweet young turtle skeleton. Yeah, I mean, the nice thing about dry bones is that you jump on his head and he falls apart, but you don't kill him because he comes to be a reassemble. So that just feels better to my heart.
Yeah. So I played as dry bones on Mario Kart for like a full hour to try to get what all these people are screaming at me about. And I have to say, yeah, dry bones is pretty good. All right.
I liked playing with dry bones. So I would like to issue a formal complete unreserved apology to everybody who got really mad at us for saying that dry bones was a bad Mario Kart character. Hank and I are genuinely rank amateurs. We do not play Mario Kart professionally and we will try in the future to better reflect that reality in the way that we talk about Mario Kart characters.
And also, of course, the apology extends to dry bones as well. I'm very sorry, dry bones. John, do you have questions for us today? A bunch of them.
Okay, great. I love it. You want to ask one? I mean, I could do it.
This one's from Raven, who asks Dear Anken John, how do you greet your friends? I have a group of internet friends and we live in very different time zones. So as of late, we've been saying, hello, good time. But there's got to be a better way, not a crow, but a raven.
Yeah, I guess, you know, you can't say good morning when everybody's in different time zones. So you just got to say, good. Yeah, so we have other ways of saying hello, you know, like hello, for instance. Yeah, there's a good one or hi or Ola.
Yeah, I don't know when it happened in my history of living in Montana, but I say howdy now. And so do lots of people. It's a common thing to say. I suggest howdy.
It's great. It sounds nice. And it is not so much a hello as a how are you doing. And but like fun.
And short. So howdy, I don't really think it's a how are you doing? Because if somebody says howdy, and I and I answer like, oh, I mean, I was doing all right. I heard this joke about this pig.
Now I'm thinking about how messed up it is that we're animals that eat other animals. Yeah. And by choice, we have the option. Right.
So I feel like the proper response to howdy is just a tip of the cowboy hat, tip of the cowboy hat, which is nice. When I encounter people in real life now, which admittedly isn't that often, but when I do, like if I'm running or something and I see somebody who's running or biking toward me, I like a subtle knot of the head. Yeah. But you can't so much always do that over over internet.
You know, you want to greet people. You can though. You just write asterisk, subtle knot of the head, asterisk. Do you do anything in particular with your eyes?
I feel like this is extremely subtle gesture. And he's like, there's a great deal that goes into it. And I always get it a little bit wrong. Yes.
Especially like the lifting of the chin a little bit, which is sort of like, I recognize you, but also like there's some there's some amount of like man to man thing. Well, I don't think it's I don't think it's that. I did somebody did tell me once like in college or something that if you when you're not to get someone lift your head up, then you're expressing your like superiority. And if you lower your head down when you nod, then you're like expressing your like subservience or whatever.
And that is an example of the kinds of things that people say in college that you take seriously that are absolutely depraved in their meaninglessness. Yeah. Raven, you can also create new words. This is one of the great things about having a friend group is that you don't need to use the words that everybody uses and have been using for all these.
What's so good about these words that we've had for so long? Make up some new ones. Orrin does it all the time. Yeah, that's what makes their current hello of good time a really good hello.
Yeah, hello, good time. It's great. Or you could do what Orrin does where he just puts the letter B in front of everything, which works for hello where you ever go, well, that's great. That's cute.
But it doesn't work for by because you've already got this thing. Bye bye. It actually gets cuter. And if you want to say bye, then you have to say bye bye.
That's the dumbest thing. All right, we have another question. This one comes from Taya who writes Dear John and Hank, my family plays a lot of card games and we're very competitive and I love Uno. I think it's a good alternative to other more intense and complex games.
However, especially since this all started, my family has gotten annoyed by how much I asked to play Uno. What are some other games I can ask to play that give me the same feeling as Uno? Thanks a lot. Taya, I mean, you got the obvious ones.
Skip bow. Basically, I always felt was we would like to sell Uno, but can't. I think I actually think the story of skip bow is more we made Uno and everyone owns it. We need to make a new game that's the same that everyone will buy again.
Yeah, they don't skip bow. You don't have it yet. It's not already in your home. So you could do another one.
No, I think that you should use actual playing cards to play games. Like that's the great thing about it. You can play so many different games. Like you can play gin rummy, you can play spades, you can play hearts and all those games give me the same feeling as Uno.
But the game that gives me the feeling of Uno most of all is a game I did not play until I came to the American Midwest. And I guess it is like the Midwestern game. It's called Youker. Have you ever played Youker?
I've heard of Youker. I don't think I've played a hand to Youker ever in my life. It's so good. It's so fun.
And it's really easy. So like, it's like Uno in the sense that there's the right mix of luck and skill and there's really in the end not that much skill. I love it. Right.
Do you have to do you have to like pay attention? Because Uno, I feel like requires not much in the way of paying attention. Catherine and I play Cribbage, which you're constantly doing math in Cribbage. You have to like, you get points for having 15s in your hands, like a seven and eight in your hand.
And I'm like, all right. So I got two and I got six and that's eight. So I've got 26 and that's 15. I'm just like, it's not, but it's fun.
But it's not like, I am have like all this extra brain space for like conversation while I'm playing Cribbage. Yeah. Most of my conversations while playing Youker do revolve around regrets that I have regarding that particular game of Youker. This is not going well, but it is.
It's very fun and it's pretty easy to learn and I really recommend it. I also love like Yatsi and dice games, which are fun and fairly meaningless. I like games that are competitive, but you can't actually get mad at anybody because that ruins the vibe. Yeah.
There's definitely well, I think that Uno can has a little bit of that when you're like, where am I going to put this well, draw four down? Who am I going to hit you or after the reverse? Right. But I want to tell you, John, about a trick that I use when I'm in the situation that Taeya is in here.
And it is, I go to Google and I type in the thing that I like and then I type in the letter, a space and then the letter V and S. And then it will show you Uno versus Skippo because apparently people are like, which one of these should I buy or Uno versus Crazy Eight or Uno versus Xamarin? I don't know what that is, but I bet it's fun. Hank, what is your all time favorite non-video game?
Do you have, do you have a go to? I mean, weirdly, there's this game called Tukaido that I play a lot. And it's a board game and it's like you are in feudal Japan going on a vacation and then you have to have the best vacation. Oh, I've played that game.
Yeah, whoever has the best vacation wins. Yeah, it's fun. And I'm like, yes, I love it. I like to be and it's fairly short.
It's fairly clear. It's pretty easy to explain to a newcomer and like they're probably not going to win the first game, but they're going to play it and they're going to know what's happening. Yeah, that's a great pick. Yeah, I really, I really like that as far as like an actual board game that costs money.
But my probably my favorite game to play is Cribbich, which is amazing because it's just like all you need is a 52 deck of cards. We should make a deck of cards. Hmm. What would we add to the deck of cards that would make it better than all the other decks of cards?
What if we made a, uh, elegance? I was thinking more like AFC Wimbledon history. You know, Mars. There's a big, because I'll too, we can have an AFC Wimbledon deck of cards.
Big audience of people out there who want to learn AFC Wimbledon history while playing Euchre. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do a Wimbledon one and a Mars one and see which one sells better. Let's not do that.
Confession. Stick with no, no, no. Okay, we have another question. This one's from Koushau who writes, Dear John and Hank, in the most recent episode, you both answered a question about the water cycle and mentioned giant underground lakes.
And I realized that I imagined groundwater to be like large cavernous dark swimming pools for some reason. If I bored a hole through the ground deep enough to reach this water table, could I actually like swim in it like a lake? And more importantly, would it classify as a beautifully foolish endeavor? Great job, Koushau, making sure that your question gets answered on Dear Hank and John, Hank's book of beautifully foolish endeavors out now, whatever books are sold.
I think that not mostly, mostly you drill water down and you get water out of a well. It's like loosely packed, like when you dig down at the beach and like a water comes up out of the beach, it's like that. Yeah. Where like you create the whole and then the water sort of seeps into the hole because there's water around.
But there are also, there are also big lakes, like big caverns that you could swim in for sure that are, they're down there. So you could, if you found the right one in the right place. And but it also could be terrible. It could be like a bad lake, but you know, but usually like a nice cold, fresh water lake.
Yeah. So Koushau, I'm not an expert in this, certainly, but I have played a lot of Minecraft. And I think it's like Minecraft where I do, when you dig down, sometimes it's lava and sometimes it's just like water starts pouring out of nowhere. Sometimes it is an underground lake.
Sometimes there's weird old abandoned mine shafts down there. And you think like, Oh, I'm gonna be able to get lots of loot out of this and I'm gonna have like a boonies like adventure, but then you just get eaten by a spider. The great news is nothing like that. And there are no spiders down there that will come out of your pipes.
Right. Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's a great theory, except that how do you know?
Okay. So Hank says that life underground is not like Minecraft. And I say that life underground is like Minecraft. Believe who you want, Koushau, that's how it works in 2020.
It's just two people with opinions and we are both equally trustworthy. And and you decide do your own research and buy your own research. I mean, open up YouTube typing. The thing that you want to research is underground.
Train spiders. And then you'll find out an answer. Yeah. That is determined by an algorithm that is interested not in providing you with reliable information, but in providing you information that will cause you to pay attention for the longest amount of time possible.
That's correct, which is huge. Never mind. We all know what this means. This next question comes from Drake who asks Dear Hank and John, Hi, I'm Drake, and I think humans would be a million times cooler if we made our own food like plants do.
I've learned in my third grade science project that a sea slug can use the chlorophyll it eats and algae to make its own food from the sun. Is there any species genetically closer to humans that can do photosynthesis? If not, my cousin and I think we should merge with slugs instead of artificial intelligence since we're killing all the green plants too fast, sincerely Drake. I love this.
I love everything about it. Also, this is also from Sienna, my aunt who paraphrased in type this morning because my hand was tired from playing Minecraft. It's hard out there when you're in third grade and you love Minecraft. It's true.
There are photosynthetic animals and not usually they don't not usually animals that do this as a primary source of their energy, but yes, definitely as part of their energy. There's an aphid that does this the P aphid, which is called the P aphid because it's green and it's green because it has little plants basically living inside of it that provide it with food. There's also a salamander, which is the closest relation to us that has called the spotted salamander and it is a vertebrate. It is the only vertebrate that has a photosynthetic part of how it generates energy and it basically is colonized by an algae and that algae lives inside of its skin and produces nutrition that the salamander actually consumes.
It's not the only way that it gets energy, but it is a big part of how it is. It's life-sustaining energy. So this is within the realm of possibility. We could eventually establish, I don't know, colonies of land-based algae that live on our skin and help us give us lots of the energy that we need.
It would totally be possible. I mean, I don't know what, so we are really, we generate a lot of energy. We need a lot of energy to survive. It's just extremely energetically taxing to be a human.
The amount of work that the brain is constantly doing burns a ton of calories where I'll speak with me. Believe me, I know. We don't have a ton of surface area per unit of mass, so we're pretty heavy for the amount of skin we have. But it would be better than nothing.
I don't think it would ever be enough to sustain us, but it could be like one to two percent of the amount of energy that we need. And that's not nothing. And also it would be like maybe it would absorb some of those harmful UV rays. That's what I really want, so I can go outside and not get sunburned.
It would also just be very cool if you could get the photosynthesis skin. You know how you can get different skins in Minecraft? Maybe, I'm guessing. I will tell you that you will be green.
You will be green. Feel like the color green. Yeah, ever since I was a little kid, people have been making jokes about like, are you green? Feeling green today?
Is it easy being green? Of all the people in the world, I would be the least bothered by waking up tomorrow green. I'd be like, oh, finally. Yeah, I could come back to all those people and be like, yes, correct.
I am green. All of your insults eventually turn my skin green, which you would think is a bummer, but no, now I'm photosynthetic. Yeah, take that. Well, thank God for plants.
They do it great and are wonderful. Little solar panels made by nature and creating everything that we consume. What would we do without it? Seriously.
Can you believe this? This is a amazing. Yeah, we just have. I have those moments.
I have those moments periodically. Like sometimes I go outside and I'm like, there's so much life out here. Like, it's not just that life happened on Earth. It's that life happened everywhere on Earth.
Like, I was on a walk yesterday and there was a maple tree inside of an oak tree. Like, there was a maple tree that had, I would say maybe an eight-inch diameter trunk that was growing out of the hollow part of an oak tree that was still alive. And I just had one of those like double rainbow all the way across the sky moments where you're just, you just marvel at life's ability. And also, it's like desire.
It is the weird thing about life to me. It's not that it exists or that it exists in such abundance or that it exists in such like absurd and astonishing diversity. Like, I love the new YouTube channel that you're making bizarre beasts because every week I'm introduced to some astonishing new form of life that exists on the same planet where I live. It's not just that so much life exists.
It's that like life wants to be and life wants to be different and life wants to be broad. And that blows my mind. Do you know about redwood fairy rings? No.
And when an old growth redwood tree is logged, so cut down, like a big beautiful redwood tree, and we don't do this so much anymore, it's cut down. What would happen is that the roots would still be alive. And so all around this giant diameter of tree, little sprouts would come up and they would each try and make their way as an individual tree. And now some of those rings are like full growth size redwood trees.
Wow. They are hundreds of years old now. And they basically are this like perfect ring of extremely tall beefy, beautiful redwood trees that all grew from the common root base. And you can you spot these out there sometimes and they almost look like one extremely large tree that has a hollow inside.
It's very cool. They are. And like they sort of like by the way that they interact with each other, they're like their branches don't grow inward because that's shaded. They only grow outward.
And so they are this like really massive hollow tree. Wow. That just made me think about that. Well, thanks for coming to today's episode of the Anthropocene Review.
Or side show. Yeah. Yeah. But oh, well, I mean, I can't believe that I've never reviewed redwood fairy rings on the Anthropocene Review.
That is my jam that is right up my alley. Yeah, I've been to one and they're like, it's really impressive and weird thing where you're like, wow. Okay. Yeah.
So there you go. So there's calls for hope in redwood forests and also in lots of other places. This next question comes from Maddie who writes Dear John and Hank, if there were never birds or things that could fly, would we have ever built planes? Mm.
Maddie. This is the mind below is episode of Dear Hank and John and you just blew my mind. I don't know. I don't think we would have.
And that makes me think what other stuff is there? What thing would do if only we'd seen another thing doing it? I don't know. I guess the argument that we might have tried to do it anyway, is that we might have at some point wanted to get out of Earth to like see the moon up close or something.
Right. And then we might have developed rocketry not as a way to like fly from place to place, but as a way to try to leave Earth's orbit. But I just I this would be a fascinating alternate history where everything is the exact same. It's just there are no birds.
No dragonflies. No ladybugs. Yeah. Or maybe there's like maybe there's flying insects, but they only fly like three feet off the ground.
So it ever occurs to you that you could go up that high. But then maybe like once we started like climbing tall mountains and we noticed the atmosphere was different. Maybe I don't know. I don't know.
Well, I mean, there are lots of things that we do that aren't in nature. You know, there's not like any books out there that we were like, ah, that's we should make one of those. But I don't know there's something different about flying where it just seems so impossible unless I've seen something do it. You know, as a human on the ground, I'm like, well, you can't like just build a thing that flies.
But if you see a bird, you're like, well, I guess you can build a thing that flies because nature did it. Yeah. So I just want to be that bird. I don't know.
I feel like we probably would would have figured it out eventually, but it would have been a really different process. Eventually, when we only figured it out as it is 100 years ago. You're actually the person who did it would have been like way, way people would have been like, what are you doing? And they're like, I am really outside the box.
I'm really outside the box person. Well, yeah, I mean, if there were nothing with wings, how would we have imagined wings? Well, yeah. And if there were bugs, like bugs fly so differently with their like fast, fast wings, then birds that like soar and glide, you could sort of imagine that.
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They suddenly thinking, what if when bugs and other critters crawl on and around us, they're kind of doing the same thing. Are they just admiring our bigness? Do they want to pet us the way that we want to pet really big dinosaurs? I find this disturbing but also kind of nice.
Send help, Christina. You know, this makes me feel better about having bugs on me. I want them to be like, Oh, look at this big amazing animal. He's so beautiful and giant.
Look at that breathing. He breathes so much. I mostly feel like they must be thinking like, well, this is a weird horse. Why is this rock warm?
So I feel like as terrain. I don't think that bugs think much about us one way or the other, at least not in the way that we think about dinosaurs or other bugs. But there is something wonders to me about in general the scale of life that you could fit millions of bugs on me and you could fit millions of bacteria on a bug and you could fit millions of me's on a brontosaurus. I've always liked thinking that way.
Yeah, but what I want is for the tiny little things that admire me. I just want to be admired. Well, that's why there are babies. Yeah, I just want to be looked at the way that the paleontologist and Jurassic Park looks at that triceratops.
I don't. But that does get to one of the important differences between the two of us. Yeah. Who cleans up the poop at Jurassic Park?
Are they just going to sit around? Well, it isn't open long enough for it to be a massive issue. All right. We have another question.
This one's from anonymous. He writes, Hi, John and Hank. I love your podcast and your YouTube videos. I really want to be a soccer player and play with Lionel Messi.
But I live in Yemen and in Yemen, we don't have good football teams to get scouted and our league is suspended because of all the things that are happening in our country. What should I do? Thank you. I love you guys.
This is a tough question, anonymous. And we are not soccer experts. One of us pretends to be. One of us is much, much less.
It's possible there's a scale of soccer expertise. John is pretty far down, but I put him to shame in my lack of expertise. But thank you, first of all, for writing in and reminding us that there are people all over the world who listen to our podcast and watch our videos. That means a lot to us.
And it's very cool and interesting. And I hope very much that it is a thing that is helpful and good in your life. Yeah. And I'm really sorry that there's so much suffering in your country right now and so much instability.
And so many systems that are really experiencing catastrophe. And one of those, of course, is the way that people play together and enjoy sports together. I encourage you to try to keep playing. Keep playing if you can, keep playing if you can play safely.
And hopefully find joy in the game itself. It's really hard to live amid so much uncertainty. And if you're anything like me, maybe sports can be a place where you don't have to think about it as much. I'm sorry that it looks harder to do it professionally than it used to.
And I hope that changes. Yeah, it sucks. I'm sorry. We've heard from lots of you the last couple weeks about things being really, really difficult.
And I'm sorry that they are so difficult. That's for lots of different reasons. I think it's different depending on where you live, how well your community is coping with the pandemic, but also lots of other factors as well. So we hope wherever you are and however you're doing that you are able to find joy where you can find it and find hope where you can find it.
I still believe, in fact, in some ways more than ever, that hope is the correct response to the human condition. And I still believe in the idea of radical hope that hope is available to all people at all times. And so we didn't feel right in not acknowledging that it's really difficult for a lot of y'all right now. So wherever you are, we hope that you're able to get the support that you need and that you're able to know that this is temporary.
There's a great librarian proverb that I often think of that Raj Pajabi introduced me to, no condition is permanent. That is correct. And now Hank, let us artfully transition into the news from a third tier English soccer team that isn't currently playing. Okay, how is that going?
I think I did a great job of making the transition. Thanks for asking. But how is the sport going? Oh, there is no sports.
The legal and play officer happening. So like the teams that are, you know, maybe going to go up to the championship, they are doing, they're playing offing right now. And I'll confess that I'm a little jealous. It seems like that would be a fun thing to be doing instead of not playing and having escaped relegation by some measures by like one eighth of one point.
But Wimbledon's stadium is continuing to be built. And that is the big hope, I think, for Wimbledon fans, A, that football will come back with fans, hopefully at some point soon, although dot dot dot dot. And he that the next time we all see AFC Wimbledon play, it will be in their own stadium in Wimbledon back home, where they belong and have not been for 30 years. So the stadium construction is continuing.
And the plan is to have the first game of the season at the new stadium. All right, let's do it or not, depending on what is the correct thing to do, depending on the advice of public health experts. Yeah, I mean, right, like, obviously Wimbledon is a little bit of a footnote in that discussion. Oh, yeah, yeah, what's the news from Mars?
How's the other planet that we might be able to inhabit someday? Well, if you so imagine that you've been spending quarantine to scroll on through images afar off places that you will not be able to travel to. Well, I've got another one for you, because the European Space Agency released some very dope flyover footage of the Corlov crater. And basically, you get to like, it's like doing Google Earth and can, except it's a giant 51 mile across crater filled with ice all year round, because the 1.25 mile deep crater forms a cold trap, keeping cold air in and preventing the ice from sublimating away.
So sublimation is when I goes directly from solid to vapor without hitting that liquid, which you can do on Mars because of the low atmospheric pressure. So why can we look in detail at this awesome icy crater? You can, and you can find it by searching for Corlov crater. It'll be fairly easy to find name for Sergei Corlov, who drove much of the Soviet space program, including the launch of Sputnik and late at the flight of Yuri Gagarin.
And you can watch the video and you see what it would be like if you were like in say a bug plane flying over the crater really high up. It's sort of like start way up above it, and then you sort of fly around the whole perimeter. Video footage was created by the European Space Agency's Mars Express spacecraft and its high resolution stereo camera, which gives you topographical information as well as actual pictures. So you can see how like not just like a flat picture, but with depth to it.
And you can just search, you can go to the European Space Institute, YouTube channel or just search for Corlov crater flight. Cool. Are we still are we still gonna get the rover off the ground before August 11th? So far so good.
No, no news there. Okay, good news. I have pinned all of my hopes on getting that rover off of the surface of Earth, ASAP. Yeah, I hear you.
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