267: Deck The Halls With A Dad Joke Challenge! (And Real Estate Tips)

David and Ryan go head-to-head in a Dad Joke Challenge packed with groan-worthy laughs and real estate wisdom. This holiday episode delivers equal parts humor and practical tips, making it the perfect break from the family chaos—or a reason to gather everyone around for a good laugh. Don't miss this festive mix of fun and investing insights! KEY TALKING POINTS: 0:00 - Introduction 0:29 - Joke 1: How Does A Dual Agent Sleep? 2:14 - Joke 2: Why Don’t Real Estate Investors Get Lost? 2:41 - Joke 3: What Does A House Wear? 3:40 - Joke 4: Why Did The Investor Bring A Map To The Closing Table? 6:13 - Joke 5: What Kind Of Building Weighs The Least? 6:35 - Joke 6: What’s A Real Estate Investor’s Favorite Type Of Music? 7:01 - Joke 7: What’s A Realtor’s Favorite Christmas Song? 7:14 - Joke 8: Why Do Investors Love Fixer Uppers? 8:24 - Join Our January Cold Calling Challenge! (It’s Free) 8:54 - Outro LINKS: Instagram: David Lecko https://www.instagram.com/dlecko Website: DealMachine https://www.dealmachine.com/pod Instagram: Ryan Haywood https://www.instagram.com/heritage_home_investments Website: Heritage Home Investments https://www.heritagehomeinvestments.com/