27. The Secret of Getting the Most Candy on Halloween

James takes his 13 year old fishnet-wearing daughter trick or treating only to find sympathy for her being alone got her more candy. But when he rummages through her candy he finds the choices are boring and few. If someone with a time machine stopped Halloween from getting invented, James' pants would fall to the floor.  Asshole Mark Zuckerberg wants to us face to face via headsets, looking at fake other people.  Hundreds of QAnon believers gathered in Dallas to witness the supposed return of John F. Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr., who are very much dead. This is a bad sign for the future. Elon Musk could put 6 billion dollars into solving world hunger if the U.N. can come up with a plan. James would be happy if Elon Musk solved James Peckishness for about a hundred bucks. We spin the wheel and talk pansexuals, panphobias and paperboys.  Thanks for listening. See James on Tik Tok.