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It's a podcast with where two brothers answer your questions give you to be as advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC and John what do you say to somebody who didn't sign up for the awesome socks club and now it's too late? I guess you say well no what do you say? That was your soul mistake! Didn't work very hard on that one.
Yeah also I don't know why you're selling the awesome socks club now that we can't sell the awesome socks club but Hank congratulations on the awesome socks club which dramatically exceeded my expectation for a sock subscription service. Yeah I had a here's how much I think we will sell and then I had also a and I always allow myself to have this a wildest dreams scenario and this did not meet my wildest dream scenario. It didn't? No.
Oh wow because for me it exceeded my wildest dreams scenario by like 200 percent. Yeah well that's that's what it's going to meet you and me John. You imagined a world in which in a three-week period you could introduce to the world the idea of a sock subscription and then sell it to what? Like a hundred thousand people?
No my wildest dream was 50. That's 50. I mean that is crazy. I did the math.
I did the math and I you know certain percentages were just a little different here and there but it's not how it works. No it is. Okay it's very it was it is great news for our community's efforts to reduce maternal and child mortality in Sierra Leone. It is.
It's huge huge. Yeah it's it's game-changing and I'm so grateful to you. We've kind of taken on different parts of this project and sometimes I feel like I get a lot of the credit because I've taken on the part that's about raising the money directly for the charities and you've taken on the part that's about finding ongoing funding sources so that this long-term problem can really have a long-term solution and so I just want you to to get a little bit of credit right now as much as it pains me to ever give you credit for anything because this work that you've done to reorient our businesses so that they are more focused on charity is really wonderful and I'm really really grateful to you for leading those companies so well. Well thank you John.
It definitely has like it's challenging parts but it's like really interesting because all of the teaching around business and talking around business is oriented toward a different goal and so it changes changes some things but it's also really inspiring because like I just I'm not like energized to grow a business in the same way when it's just about normal business as it is when there's like a big good that can come from it. Yes and I hope soon we are able to travel with our families to Sierra Leone to see the strengthening of the health care system and while we're patting ourselves on the back I should say that the easy part of strengthening a health care system relatively none of it's easy but by far the easiest part is raising money. Yeah the actual work all of it is being done in Sierra Leone by Sierra Leone and healthcare workers and those who support them so thank you to the actual people doing the actual work. Yes absolutely John I don't know if you've heard but this is a podcast where we answer questions that people sent us and we have a bunch.
Sorry. Do you want to do that? Okay yeah you pick one. Okay sure this first one is from Riley who asks Dear Hank and John I've been feeling really lonely lately probably because of you know but also friends keep hanging out without me.
I know you're not supposed to invite friends to things these days but it's starting to make me feel bad. What do I do? Not so smiley. Riley.
I mean this is hard even in non-pandemic times like I remember being in college and not getting invited to things and being like now are they not inviting me because they want to hang out with each other or are they not inviting me because they revile me and our friendship is over. Oh yeah are they just like they had to make a call and there was a certain you know number of people they could fit in the restaurant. Only two bowling lanes available and I didn't make the cut which is heartbreaking in its own way but if you add the like pandemic level to this it becomes much harder. Yeah because like hey do you want to come to the sports game with us?
Probably not. Yeah and also adding to that the fact that like when you and I were in these social situations like how did we even find out that we weren't at a thing whereas now right everybody's got it on their snaps and the instas and the TikToks and and everybody looks like they're having fun even when they're not. Like I was recently looking back through my Instagram and I was looking at all of these pictures of me and I'm me so I remember what was happening during these times and I was looking at these pictures and I was I was thinking to myself this guy is trying to get people to think that he's happy and he's trying so hard and he's trying to get people to think that he's like a good involved dad and he's trying to get he's trying to get people to think all these things about him and like all that was obvious to me is that I was trying to get people to think that so that's the other thing maybe is like when you see all those like snapchats from the bowling alley I assume that bowling alleys are still where young people hang out just remember that probably it wasn't that fun they just like framed it in a way to make it look fun. Yeah and then also I think that there is a big question right now about how do we feel connected how do we feel part of communities how do we how do we maintain those relationships with the people that we know and love and also build relationships with new people who who we want to bring into our lives and it's it's getting harder and harder regardless of the fact that now it's actually you know inadvisable to hang out with people who are sort of not inside of your quarantine bubble whatever that looks like for you but it's not an it's not a pandemic problem either like it's a pandemic problem but like only made worse by the pandemic an existing trend it has been going on for a long time and I don't know if this is useful but one thing that I tell myself over and over again is that relationships are work and you should work for them because they provide value to you and people you love and so like you have to do the work and like it's like sometimes it's going to be awkward and you're not going to have fun and like sometimes it's you know it's going to be stressful that you're like trying to instigate and like have friends like you're the one who's organizing but all like all that stuff that stuff is work that needs to be done and so like if we can be the person who's doing it then that's providing a lot of value to people in our lives.
Yes absolutely and the other thing I'd say is that if you find it progressively harder and harder to do that work which is something that I've experienced lately but also in a few periods in my life where you start to feel yourself pull or I'll speak for myself I start to feel myself pulling back and I find that it's so much effort to make the call to a friend that I don't make the call or I don't reach out and then it becomes like a vicious cycle the more I don't reach out the harder it becomes to reach out. When you find yourself in that place you may need to ask for help so you may it may not just be oh I you know I need to make an effort to see people if that effort is becoming really really difficult then it might be time to seek help and that can come in the form of reaching out to someone you trust and saying hey I need help and will you help me to get help or it can come in the form of directly reaching out for mental health support because when you're well or when I'm well at least it's a lot easier to do that work and get out of that vicious cycle. Yeah and if there's a member of your friend group who you think can be you know in this particular situation that you feel like you have a good relationship with if you can ask you know it feels like I'm not being included in these things and I do hope to be sometimes not all not always but like it's I would like to have the opportunity to say yes or no. Yeah that's well phrased Hank.
Our next question comes from Anon who writes Dear John and Hank I call my dad over weekend but lately our weekend phone calls have felt like a drag he's always argumentative about everything we talk about politics the news family etc what are some things we could talk about that would be unlikely to start an argument. I don't think this is your fault anonymous. No I don't think that you're bringing up the wrong things I think that your dad isn't doing well and a lot of times being irritable or angry or negative about everything in life and can you believe ant agatha is the worst and politics. Exclamation point question mark that's not about you and I don't think it's about the topic.
No I think it's a lot of times that's how depression is experienced. Yeah and you know obviously like it isn't your sole responsibility to help fix a very big problem in someone's life but you can also try and be a part of it. I don't know what that looks like in this situation if there is something that you two can be passionate about together but if there is a little thing like that. Yeah that can help.
I don't know if it's sports or like a YouTube channel that you both like. Yeah or even a television show. Yeah and every week you watch the show and you catch up on that. I think that stuff can really help.
It's hard when it's apparent because it's hard to know how to help them because that's just not the way the relationship has been and so I think that can be really difficult and I don't know if you're at a place in your relationship with your dad where you can express that where you can say like hey dad I feel like you're pretty frustrated about a lot of things right now and I don't know how to help but if you could help me understand how to help that would be great if there's something that we can talk about that where we can really connect like I'd be willing to watch NCIS Miami. Not I'd be willing to but like do you want to do that? Yeah I think when it comes to NCIS Miami you should frame it appropriately which is I would be willing to watch. I would make this sacrifice.
Well can you watch Repulse Drag Race? I will watch NCIS Miami and then we'll compare and contrast. I just realized there is no NCIS Miami. Let's see SI Miami and it was cancelled 13 years ago.
Yeah but also like there comes a time in all of our lives a little bit hopefully when we go from our parents taking care of us to also having a relationship with mutual care where we care for them and they care for us and that transition is always weird because it's part of growing up and it's a very steady and expected dynamic changing and it's also weird for parents where like they had this system like a very important part of their life where they were needed and being needed is a huge part of having meaning in your life and if you feel like less needed then you can end up not really knowing what you're for. Yeah so that dynamic shift can be a big deal and I'm not saying that that's what happening in this situation I'm just saying it is a thing and hopefully it will happen to all of us. Yeah. And so like to be aware that like it isn't unusual for parents to need care from their child and that can be you know emotional as well as you know actual physical care that we give.
Yeah but there's also only so much work you can do. Absolutely. Yeah. And you have to remember that too.
I think this is so kind of case by case dependent. Of course. Yeah. But I really hope you find a place of connection with your dad and that if he needs to make some changes in his life to go back to you know feeling a sense of why in his life that he's able to do that.
I think that's so important if I've had one takeaway from the first 43 years of my life is that when I feel like I know why I am here I am doing well and when I feel like I don't know why I am here I am not doing well and it's not that simple like there is more to it but having that sense of orientation and purpose and meaning in your life is for me at least pretty mission critical. Oh yeah. And the only times when it hasn't been like primary in my mind is when I've had it implicitly right and I had to think about it and gosh do I look back on times when I didn't have to think about it with great nostalgia. When Henry Niles' best friends were really little I used to ask like all four of them together I would be like do you guys ever feel like a like a yawning chasm of emptiness in the middle of your chest and they'd be like ah no.
And we're like now I think like exiting the phase where I can ask that question as a joke where it's like a safe ask. Yeah. Yeah right. Yeah.
God there's the moments of unquestionable worth. I think the reason we've been super serious here in the beginning of the podcast is because we got a lot of very serious questions this week and last week too and it feels at least from the inbox like people are having a more difficult time on average than they were even a month ago. And so we wanted to answer a couple of serious questions in the hopes that we could in all of our dubious advice maybe just by the forces of randomization in nature there could be something useful or helpful. But most of all we just want to say we're sorry if things are difficult for you right now and that this situation is not permanent.
I also want just to know that like the work of being together doesn't have to mean physically together and I hope that we all find ways to do that work. Yeah. So we're going to move on to a less serious question now. Because if we don't I'm going to start crying.
It's from Sarah who writes Dear John and Hank, what are you supposed to do if you've accidentally seen your Christmas present? I was looking for my calculator in my sister's room. Sarah don't lie. I mean if you do lie, lie better.
You were looking for your calculator. Your phone is a calculator now. The computer is a calculator. You're surrounded by calculators.
Sarah don't they build those into the brains of children now? Haven't we gotten there? Yeah. I think if you're under the age of eight when you close your eyes there's actually a calculator there like right right on the inside of your eyelid anyway.
Sarah was looking for her quote calculator in my sister's room when I happened upon a package that I'm pretty sure it was my Christmas gift. What do I do? Do I tell her I saw it? Act surprised on Christmas regardless?
Help. President's pumpkins and penguins. Sarah. Oh, Sarah, this happened to me recently.
We got a package from Amazon and had my name on it. It didn't have Catherine's name on it. So I opened it up. I don't know what I get.
And inside were 12 beautiful gleaming cans of Heinz beans. The beans from the UK that we don't have in America. They cost like $4 a can. So it's like a huge investment.
And I was like, oh, this is my Christmas present, isn't it? And in that situation, I couldn't like re-tape it with the tape that like I wouldn't like make it look like I hadn't opened it. So I had to fess up. But if I could have, I absolutely would have pretended like I didn't see it.
I do that all the time. Oh, yeah. No, the answer is that you definitely pretend that you never saw it and you act surprised on Christmas and you say, wow, thank you so much. Because the alternative is that you say to your sister, I was rifling through your things in search of a calculator.
At which what your sister is going to be like, uh-huh. We're gonna have to talk about this, aren't we? And what did you find when you were looking for my diary? John, once I found when I, when we were children, I found, I don't know if you were with me, but I like went searching for my Christmas presents.
Yeah. And we found them. Yeah. And I, it was devastating.
I was like, why did we do this? Now we've ruined the surprise and we can't play with these things. Oh, yeah, it was weird to be like, let's now we have to wait a month. And then there was no joy on Christmas itself.
And I felt like that was like a self-inflicted wound because we had gone out of our way to try to find the Christmas presents and be succeeded and like such an old, yeah. Instead of feeling like really good and happy and excited, we just felt kind of naughty and sad. And then when they actually arrived, there was a measure of, oh, well, we kind of ruined our own Christmas. So don't do that.
But yeah, I, I, I, I have, I've lied a number of times and been surprised by a Christmas present that I spilled for myself one way or another. I mean, at this point, I'm almost never surprised by a Christmas present, because Sarah and I, yeah, and this is going to sound unromantic, but like, I don't want to get Sarah something she doesn't want and she doesn't want to get me something I don't want. And we're going to know, like, I remember very early on in our relationship, I got Sarah this like necklace. Oh, and first off, Sarah doesn't really like jewelry.
The jewelry she does, like, you know, she, she comes across like once every five years and she comes across it herself. So I got Sarah this necklace that's like very typical, you know, necklace with fancy stones in it or whatever. And almost immediately, I realized like when you're in a marriage and the person you're married to doesn't like their gift. Like, you're going to know.
You're going to be like, ah, I noticed you never wear that shirt. Yeah, wonder why. And so years ago, we sort of decided instead of like trying to, and we do occasionally still surprise each other, but like most of the time I just want to get Sarah what she wants. Yeah, it's hard.
It's hard, especially big presents because you don't want to make an investment in something that's a maybe. Yeah. And Catherine also, like she knows this. And so she's like, wow, I really like this sweater.
And she like hands me a catalog page. And I'm like, that's good. Like, oh, you know what, how much you really like it? Huh?
Yeah, which colors do you like the best? Right. Yeah. And that works.
You know what Sarah got me for Christmas this year. It arrived early and it's probably the greatest Christmas gift I've ever received. What? And I think this is a good example of how sometimes the best Christmas presents don't cost any money.
For years, I have been complaining about the location of the Tupperware in our kitchen. It is cited very low to the ground and it involves sort of twisting my back and then like leaning forward and reaching deep into a crevasse. And then also like the Tupperware containers are always separated from the lids and there's always a hula-bula-loo. And it's just, it's just always been a problem.
And I woke up on Sunday morning and I came downstairs and I went into the Tupperware container to like put away something after I'd eaten half of it. And it was no longer there. And instead, it was in the most wonderful spot that was easy to reach with my arms. I don't even have to move my back at all.
And Sarah was like, Merry Christmas. And I was like, this, this is love. Oh my God. I think Catherine would not like it if I reorganize anything in the kitchen.
One of the, one of the tensions in our marriage actually is that Catherine is constantly moving things to different places. Yeah. And she's like, this would be more efficient to go over here. Yeah.
And then she won't be home and I'll be like, where the hell is the grease splatter thingy for cooking bacon and not getting greased all over the place. And it's like, no idea. Never find it. And then I have to have to come home and be like, where did that thing go?
And she's like, oh, I put it here now. It sounds like things in your marriage are really tough. And I'm sorry that you guys are going through such a difficult time. And I support you.
And if you want me to watch NCIS Los Angeles with you every week and talk about it, I'd be happy to. Well, I'd rather answer strangers questions with you if that's okay. Great. Let's answer this one from Hannah who writes, John and Hank, recently my best friend Abby and I were discussing her love for bones and her cumulating bone collection that she's gathered over the years during this conversation.
She mentioned that she would love to have a human bone. Okay. Well, okay. All right.
I promise that if I die before her, she could have my entire right hand. If I were to put in my will that my entire right hand belongs to my best friend Abby, would this be honored or is this illegal? If it's not illegal, who would fulfill this request? The coroner?
My given name is Savannah, but I go by Hannah. Hannah, gosh, this is a this is tricky. I think it's state by state. There are some different rules, but I want to start out with an anecdote.
One time I was at a friend's house, not a close friend. They were having a party. And in their house is a beautiful display cabinet. I like took up a whole wall glass display cabinet and inside were bones, all kinds of bones.
And it was like bone like different bones that she'd found because she's like a naturalist and so she spends a lot of time in the woods. And I was like, this is so cool. What are some of your favorite bones? And then she was like, and here's a human finger bone.
And I was like, wait a sec. You don't find a human finger bone in the woods. And if you do, you have to tell somebody about it. And she's like, yeah, I didn't find this in the woods.
I got it. I wanted a human bone to be part of the collection. I didn't want like a big ostentatious one. So I just got like a little piece of a finger.
And I was like, you can just get a piece and so you can buy human bones. Wow. So there you go. No need to wait.
It does vary a lot by. Yes, where you want. In this ability. And I know that the laws have also like changed some of the last few years.
And also Hank and I are not legal experts when it comes to bones. Hank doesn't even have a will. Actually, John, actually, wait, what? I will have a will fairly soon.
Are you sure? Seriously? Yes, I've sent in the last details that they need. I just have to sign papers.
Oh my God. It only took me three years when you sign those papers. Can we have a special episode of Dear Hank and John called the Will Spectacular where we like drink champagne and celebrate the fact that you finally have a will? Yeah, sure.
I insist. So I was going to share an anecdote of my own, which is that I think Dell Close, the Chicago actor and maybe co-founder of Second City, Dell Close, when he died, he put in his will that he wanted his skull to go to a theater so that it could serve as Yorick from Hamlet. Yeah. And that happened.
It did occur. And his skull has been Yorick, if I remember correctly. Also, he had great, great last words, his last words where I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room. Wow.
That's wild. Yeah. Do you think that you will be that committed to having good last words? Because that's coming right there.
No. No. My last words will be like, I love you too. Or please make sure it doesn't hurt.
No. No. My last words will be terrible. I'm sure.
I hope my last words are I love you too. Because that's I think those are the perfect last words. That's great. Hank, let me ask you a question that came from Agnes that I just don't know the answer to.
Okay. But I think her dad might be right. Agnes writes, Dear John, my dad thinks the more surface area of your skin you reveal to the sun's rays, the more vitamin D you get inside of you. This has resulted in a habit of pulling his shirt up over his chest, rolling his pants up all the way over his thighs in very public places and standing motionless, extremely pale, looking for any sundae he can find, particularly in winter, which adds to the spectacle.
I love him. Please tell me this isn't actually how this works. So I will have a reason to tell him to stop. Thanks, Agnes.
I'm not going to take this joy away from your father. He sounds lovely. I love it. Well, I don't know.
I think you can keep your shirt down. I love it. For me. For me, there's a happy medium.
But Hank, it is true, right? That the more of your skin that's exposed to the sun, the more vitamin D you get. Well, yes. There's a maximum amount where you don't need anymore.
That amount is very easy to get by just taking a vitamin D supplement. You don't need to manufacture it. You can just take a vitamin D pill. It's functionally identical.
It's way more fun to be photosynthetic, though. Not just yes. More fun to be photosynthetic. But also, I live in the winter place.
It gets dark at 430 here in the winter. I know that there are places where it gets dark earlier than that, but that's really early. I finished work in my office and I walk out into the darkness and I'm like, I lost it. I missed it.
The day was gone. It's a very cloudy place. Mizzoua, Montana. When the sun is out, I completely empathize with anyone who's just like, I want those photons.
I want to feel it. I just want to be connected with the fact that I'm on a planet that's going around a star. So yes, I do this anytime I can walk outside in the winter and have every piece of my skin that it feels bearable to expose. I'm happy to expose, which for me is not many.
I don't own a pair of shorts. So you buried the lead. You can't get two minutes into an answer and then put into a dependent clause that you don't own a pair of shorts. That's surely not literally true.
It's literally how you own swim trunks. How do you and they are shorts. They are not like long, long patch trunks. Though I would probably wear long pants when I'm trunks if I could get away with it.
How do you work out in my sweat pants? Okay, which reminds me that today's podcast is brought to you by Hanks sweat pants. Hanks sweat pants. They're barely the key to his fitness level.
Yeah, well, I don't know. I just I don't love my legs. Well, you need to learn to. Hey, to learn to John, all legs are lovable.
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I feel like it would be very easy to get out of a pickle. Pickles in my paragraph, Kimberly. What a great point. I've never imagined being inside an actual physical pickle but I do feel like it would be fairly easy to extract myself though.
I imagine that my eyes would hurt. I wouldn't want to have my eyes exposed. It'd be a stinger but it wouldn't be fatal. It'd be easy enough to get out of.
When I read this question I was like, oh it's like the baseball thing. That is what immediately what I thought because when a baseball player is in a pickle it means he's between two problems. I always pictured there's this pickle. It's a physical pickle.
He's in the middle of but then even as I'm explaining this to you I realize that that makes no sense. I'll pickle like. It's because it's what it's called in baseball. Turns out this phrase predates baseball.
That's called a pickle because there were other situations in which people were in pickles and that was just one of the situations in which you find yourself in a pickle. We do not really know where the phrase in a pickle comes from which is the case with a number of very weird phrases. Shakespeare in The Tempest wrote that someone was in a pickle but there was probably more that they were drunk. They were in their cups basically.
I'm pickled. I've heard that as a euphemism for drunk. There's always another euphemism for drunk and it's possible that that drunken euphemism over time came to mean you're in a bad situation because oftentimes when you are drunk you are in a bad situation if you were being required to do anything else. But in this research, Devoki and I discovered a poem that is from 1562 and I would like to read it to you.
It goes like this and it's not going to make any sense. I'm not going to have to translate it but I like reading it in its original Old English. Time is pickle, chance is fickle, man is brickle, frailty is pickle, poundrith mickle, seasoning lickle. And so I would like to translate this poem for you.
It's a poem for our times, John. Time is uncertain, chance is fickle, man is brittle, frailty is our preserved, piles up, joy decreases. So there you go. We probably have the word pickle because it rhymes with fickle and dricle and fickle and wickle.
Yeah, frailty is pickle means like frailty is are preserved. So like the parts of us that are not strong are the ones that last. I like that poem because it's a nice reminder that there is nothing new about the current wave of pessimism, I guess, that's flowing over us. And that it will be temporary and it will be replaced by a wave of irrational optimism and so on and so forth until the heat death of the universe.
Well, and also it has to be said that like stuff was worse in 1562. Oh, in almost, I don't know if I should say in almost every way or in every way. That's how that's how tight it is. I guess I'll say in almost every way.
Yeah, I agree with it. Because yeah, but life for humans was definitively worse on average in 1562. Yeah, that actually was not a great year. No, I bet it was one I bet it was a stinker.
It was a stinker. Speaking of stinker, saying we have a couple of corrections to make. Okay, what do we do wrong? We said that 50 pounds of onions was probably around 200 onions because in according to the National Onion Association, the average onion weighs 4.4 ounces.
It turns out that that's a specific kind of onion. The average like onion that today you would buy in an American grocery store weighs closer to like 10 or 11 ounces. So we're talking about maybe 100 to 115 onions that this person would have to eat in a month. I mean, I don't think this fundamentally changes the challenge of the project, but whatever, I we got 150 million emails about it.
So I just wanted to acknowledge that. And also got some people who were mad at us about various things involving snakes, none of which I'm going to attempt to correct because I still think that we were right. And lastly, we got this phenomenally great email from Sam who writes Hank, I love the pod. Thought you might be interested to know the center of the solar system, the center of mass or berry center is not in fact always inside the sun.
Yeah, I actually found this out in the last week. Sometimes the center of the solar system is outside of the sun. Yeah. And the sun orbits a point not inside of itself.
A map is attached source Wikipedia. I am comma Sam. And we will post this map on the patreon at patreon.com slash your Hank and John, you don't have to pay to see it or anything because it is really fascinating and beautiful. So we're in that sometimes the sun is rotating around a point that is not inside of itself.
So really, basically Galileo was wrong. It moves around a lot. And one of the things that this means is that the sun actually wobbles around, it's like location. And so like as the planets go around it, they they tug it around.
And that's one of the ways that we detect exoplanets is that we can watch other stars wobbling around and say, hey, look, it's probably got something tugging on it. So there you go. Sometimes the sun is orbiting around a point that is not inside of the sun, which is a little bit of a mind-blower. Also, I apologize for saying that Galileo was wrong.
He was, you know, like right in the essential ways. Yeah, I mean, he was wrong about a bunch of stuff. That's true. All of us are Hank.
Yeah. You want to know the news from A.S.E. Wimbledon? Yes.
So over during the week, A.S.E. Wimbledon are now playing like two games a week, most weeks, because it's a shortened schedule because of right gestures broadly. Over the week, we played the second best team in league one. And you know how we have this habit of like, we score a goal, but we score it too early.
And then the other team comes back and scores more goals and we lose. We developed a brilliant new strategy. I credit manager Glenn Hodges with this in the middle of the week playing against second place Peterborough in which we scored much too early. But then get this, we scored again almost immediately.
I love that. That made it much harder for them to come back, which they did. They scored one goal, but we still won the game because we scored 67% of the goals and they scored 33%. Really?
You beat the second place team in the league? I know. I know. And then 21st place, relegation zone, Sitten Minnows, Bristol Rovers come to Plallain, our beautiful gleaming new stadium.
We scored too early. We scored after five minutes. It's much too early. Much too early.
Way too early. I mean, I think every Wimbledon fan was like, oh, no. Then we went down to one because of course we did. We barely made it five minutes after scoring before we'd given up a goal and then we gave up another one.
Then we tied two two, but unfortunately, of course, we equalized much too early. We equalized in the 30th minutes. Way too much time. We lost the game four to two.
We were scoring. I know. We are scoring too early. I don't know how to get the message to the boys.
We either need to score later or and this is crazy talk. I know, but like, what if we tried not letting in so many goals or scoring more of them? Either way. I wouldn't have mind winning that game five, four or two, one.
I would have found both of those outcomes equally desirable. I think that there's a strategy that I have to limit is seeing themselves as the great equalizer and they are trying to keep everybody closer. So they're only going to beat teams better than them and only going to lose to teams worse than them. Well, if that's our strategy, it's going brilliantly to stay right in the middle.
We're currently in 14th place, just drifting down a little bit toward the bottom half of the table, five points clear of relegation and six points away from the final playoff spot. So in the middle, I just hope we can stay right there. I would be delighted to end the season in 14th place. Me too.
I hope that for you, but I also hope that you go ahead and just finish in the top four and go to the next league. Yeah, that would be fun. I mean, we would become the first team in the history of the second tier of English football to win no games, but it would be a fun season. All right, John, I have some Mars news for you, and it's great news for me.
So Elon Musk said in an interview with a German media company that he is highly confident that SpaceX will send people to Mars in 2026. Really? Yeah. So we're mixing it up, John.
Highly, highly confident people, people, human people in 2026, including possibly himself, because this is ultimately, I think what it's about. He's going to send himself to Mars in 2026. That's as he's highly confident that that is what will happen. They leave in 2026.
They arrive in 2027. The podcast stays deer, Hank, and John forever. For those of you who don't know, if humans don't land on Mars by 2027, 2027, podcast gets renamed here, John and Hank. I think it's 2028.
Well, nobody knows for sure. Hey, nobody remembers the fact. Well, hopefully, I can't imagine that it will be an issue because I remain not highly confident in this plan. But we'll see what happens.
Highly confident is just such a phrase, because he's not confident. He's highly confident. I feel like high confidence is what they say in intelligence briefings when they're absolutely sure of something. Like they're like, yeah, high confidence that this guy has hazel eyes or whatever.
Yeah, highly confident that we're. Yeah. And they are working on their rockets. SpaceX is working on the latest version of the Starship, which would be the vehicle they are planning, which would be the one to go to Mars and eventually tech people to Mars, I believe.
So, but they got to go to Mars once without people, before they go to Mars with. Oh, at least once. Okay. Yeah.
Well, they also like, the idea is, I think that they would be sending a bunch of equipment because you click kind of can't get people there and back without manufacturing stuff on the surface of Mars, including fuel for the return trip. Wow. So I'll tell you what, if they did that in 2026, it'd be so cool. I want to live, I want to live to see that so bad.
Yeah, I'm into it. I'm into it. I just hope it's I hope it's 2028 or later so that I can get this podcast renamed. I can't believe how close we are to 2028.
I know when we made the when we made the bet, it was like a it was a bit. Yeah. But now I'm starting to like see it. And I'm starting to think like if I can just keep this train rolling for eight more years, yeah, I can finally have my dream come true and be the first name in our podcast.
We're going to be making this podcast still in 2028. Like I'm that's not a question for me. Like back then, I think it's very likely I'm highly confident. I'm less confident, but I admire your confidence and I will always be the tail to your comments.
So if you tell me that we're making the podcast, like I'll show up. Well, at the very least, we need to make one episode in 2028. If it all falls apart, we'll make one episode after our feud, our brotherhood will have dissolved into some kind of like. I really hope we never have a few.
I can't imagine. But then we'll come back and it'll be the great reunion. Yeah. One direction coming back together again.
It'll be just like that. Just like that. The world will stop for a moment as a new podcast episode is released. Well, Hank, thank you for potty with me and thanks to everybody for listening.
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