#272 - Species
from The Worst Movie Ever Made Hosted by Psycho Pompous and Robby Nutzo
This week we get into 1995’s Species! Or, as we called it when we were children: Tits: The Movie. One of the first boobs I’ve ever seen was in Species. But upon rewatching, I can’t say I remembered Jeff Bezos having such a prominent role in this film. You’re terrible at holding alien sex babies hostage, so stick to the book sales, sir! Also, we have a new website, and that’s pretty neat… we’ll plug it at the bottom of this rant! It’s a bona fide discovery funnel! Perfunctory, pathetic protagonists perpetuate prehistoric patriarchy by pursuing a pulchritudinous, promiscuous, procreating predator, prioritizing perverted pleasures, preposterous plotting, plentiful pulpy pandemonium, and profoundly puerile posturing in a painfully predictable parade of predation, panic, and propagation! No more Tit Scope ™, introducing Perky Patrol! Welcome to our discovery funnel! Bezos’ brilliantly botched baby murder! Preaching to the beats? No visible cocoon goo on the outfit! Forest Whitaker, Empath! Getting away with the Greek and his rape widget! Tit and butt to heartbeat music to dumpster scares! Naked car climbing catastrophes! Fiddling Marg’s giblets! Petroleum passageways, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! That’s our new website. Click it, you cowards!
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