288: The Ghost Train is the Mayor

Stuff's happening, so we recorded this back on Wednesday, just so you know! Here's the notes: ASMR stands for Audio Sensing Motherfucking Reading! Karate Sampson used to read pornos to the blind! Release the Karate Sampson Cut, Audio Reader! It's like the Bourne Identity, but she remembers everything! Top 5 Facts About John Edward (& John Edwards)! Will is a real Fact Racker! Helping the police solve murders really comes down to who you know! Will's son wants the first 12 CDs for a penny! Nelson's book about the secret of Lawrence's secret underground nazi gold has a ghost train, romance, and some real thinking person's shoot-em-ups! The Ghost Train is the real Mayor! Boo Choo Choo! Come get divorced at Applebee's! (Sorry Felix!) RIP Melinda Henderson! Melinda was Melinda! Don't forget to vote about whether you want Will to sing for the ending of the next DecaDeuce! You have the power to effect real change! Vote Yes Will Sing or No Sing Will on Facebook and Twitter to make your voice heard! Will wasn't voted to sing back in middle school, so he laid the ham on so thick he promises your ass would have clenched! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, and listeners like you! Patreon coming soon!