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Double Deuce podcast
by Will & Nelson
Two guys living in the midwest giving you a lean 22 minutes of content so you can laugh and think, and then get on with your day.Email us at [email protected]
Episodes
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572: Night Glizzy Man vs the Highwaymen!
The Notes: Live 575! Disney World is the Vatican City of America! The Mouse is a fortress! Mouse gonna get paid! British road trips! Bandits of the M1! The horsemanship of English banditry! Bandits v highwaymen v raiders! The ubiquity of lead pipes in alleys! Lead Pipe Claus! Were we just talking...
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571: The Human Storm Door System
The Notes: Which one of us is the Haley Joel Osment here!? Nelson doesn't eat energon, he's a human man! Open up your storm doors! Nelson is not Robert Kardashian! Can you overdose on laudanum! Olde timey stick doctors! CSI: Belgian Congo! Speaking of the crimes happening! TV Corner! Will watched…
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570: The Crunchy, the Creamy, and the Metal!
The Notes: Fantasy misery! Boromir is on the IR! Not that kind of fantasy, Spicy Beef Gaus! The Crunchy, the Creamy, and the Metal! Punk rock casts a wide and sometimes off-putting net! Angsty vs incel! Between Christ and the internet! Open your secrets wider! Wrap it up when you're time…
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569: Puttin' Rocks in Places
The Notes: (5)69 dudes! Thomas the Tank Engine can party! Kool-Aid Man has a cocaine problem! Twinkie the Kid was a sicario! Stefan is stateside! Stefan knows a good burger! Blackpool is all druids and coke! Will is mushroom-curious! Puttin' rocks in places! You gotta work up to a Stonehenge!…
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568: The Hotdogs of Iceland
We're together, in person! Two weeks in a row! The Notes: Remembrances of DecaDeuces past! Sorry for exporting VR porn to Iceland, Bjork (or you're welcome?)! The Hotdogs of Iceland! The fabled Iceland hotdog sauce! Finland has a special sauce for their meat pies aka burger tacos! Will is a…
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567: Politics Corner w/ Lauren Reinhold, Dem Candidate for KS 1st House District!
The Notes: It's a rare political episode as we have special guest Lauren Reinhold here, the democratic candidate for the Big 1st Kansas Congressional district! Will & Nelson's political experience is lacking! Nelson needs a captain's hat! Lauren is yet another government worker capriciously fired...
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566: It All Comes Back to Jetpacks
Terribly sorry for all the delays! Blame our support for labor, Nelson's devastated back, and The Niño! But, better late than never! The Notes: Zoom phone! Power Cord Deuce! Next week our political interview series continues with an episode guest-starring Lauren Reinhold, candidate for Congress…
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565: Mister Bimbles the Wish Monkey
The elusive Wednesday morning zoom! The Notes: The only thing Will remembers is slights! Will's robust concussion history! Just doing a little wrasslin'! Don't let your 10-year old watch Obsession! Get a wish lawyer! Nelson is a good wishmaster! Vape shop wishmaster! Curly fries and opium! That...
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564: A Superhero Bondage Situation
The Notes: Will does a happy dance! Will dyed his beard! Women love a swarthy beard! Call him Martino, now! Will is trying to entrap me with freezer bodies, again! Bondage gnomes! Will watched Infinity Buffet, but he wasn't high enough! Sometimes you just aren't high enough! SPIDER-MAN, we love...
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563: Prospector Doctor
The Notes: Carnal gastrointestinal implications! It's an uncomfortable niche! One of them coffee commercial mornings! Nelson is a prospector doctor, not a prospector witch doctor! Doctoring vs philosophizing! Manifest Destiny Tik Tok! DIY Laudanum! Coca-Cola: The Opposite of Laudanum! Sports...
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562: 1-877-DoubleDeuce
The Notes: Will is Phil Collins-ing hard! 3 Reasons why Phil Collins has that cash in his pocket! The kind of art Phil Collins purchases is subtly erotic! Will's amazing Sting impression! Invisible Tush! Will denies having visited Thailand (sure, Will)! The White Lotus to Thailand pipeline!…
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561: James Belushi on Mars
The Notes: Will tries to pull a Speed and hijack our listeners! Nelson is like the Beloosh, but not for all the right reasons! Belushi swagger! Oliver drops by, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Neck Hands! Back to the Beloosh! Jumpin' Jack Beloosh! A member of the average tv husband,...
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555: Oops All 5's Live Show!
Live show, baby! The Notes: We're finally live at Uplift Coffee! It's less racist than Thanksgiving (we hope)! Nelson can feel the marketing flow through him! The 6th dimension is love! Ed Parker! Ed broke all the speed laws in Nebraska! International Cracker Barrel was gentrified out of Omaha!…
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560: Doug the Bounty Hunter
We aren't live, but we're here! The Notes: Sorry about the live show delay! Uplift Coffee at 945 Mass in downtown Lawrence is the new live show location for this Saturday! Those dinosaur heads that grab the pants! Top podcast tips! Doug the Bounty Hunter! Dog the Bounty Hunter never fired a wrist...
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559: 7-Layer Dip of Acting
Don't worry, you didn't miss episode 555, it's our Live Show this Saturday, July 18th at Sinker's Lounge in downtown Lawrence, and then it'll post as next week's episode! Monday night Nelson feels better zoom! The Notes: We're here, for you, whispering nonsense in your ear! Sunday Scaries final...
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558: Wisdom and Gumbo, Justice or Hushpuppies!
Don't worry about 'ol episode 555, it's in the future-past as our Live Show on Saturday, July 18th at Sinker's Lounge in downtown Lawrence! Post-Soccer zoom! The Notes: Will is violent and effeminate! Sports Soccer Corner (kinda sprinkled throughout, really)! Don't bring your weak Ducks knowledge...
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557: The Chicken Hole
The elusive afternoon zoom! The Notes: It's the Strange Brew episode! Live show episode time travel nonsense (see us live on 7/11)! Will's Colorado vacation! High altitude drinking is a hell of a drug! Choo choo, woo woo, what!? Will's Shakespeare show! The giddy high of a completed script! It's...
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556: This One's for the Feral Kids
Double Dr. Who nonsense morning zoom with a clarifying intro by Nelson! The Notes: Live show coming up, venue coming soon! Transformers remains Nelson's Vietnam! Will wants to be a community leader! Will is looking to hire out of town muscle! There are no threats, there are only thinly-veiled...
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554: Squishy Wetness
Early morning silly zoom! The Notes: Nelson's grapes! No more squishy wetness! Nelson is a grape martyr! Nelson is keeping it crisp! CRISP! Hit us up, grapes! Do you have a murder room!? Live show coming! A murder-free evening in July! We're a murder podcast now! CPA erotic tax secrets! Fuck 'em…
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553: One for the Middle-Aged White Guys, Finally!
Lazy thunderstormy Sunday zoom. Bad notes. Ain't no surprise. The Notes: Will explains the podcast's ethos! Nelson's secret room! Congress says fuck going paperless! What's your favorite tank!? Nelson's middle-aged white guy credentials are called into question! Who is your grandpa, and who did…
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552: Sniff! Lick! Weigh! Strike Metal!
The Notes: Live Show coming! Episode 555 (Oops All 5's) Live on 7/11, more details coming soon as the search for our next live home continues! Experts (Stange) say Will's song of the summer, Mau Dib (Dune End Credits Rap), "slaps!" The legend of Chris Maloney, which, like Will's hip hop...
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551: Roombas with Guns
Sorry for the holiday delay, but it's an in-person recording instead of a zoom! The Notes: Children of the Cornohol! Step into a cornhole! Will released the song of the summer (this summer, 2024, or any summer from 1984 to 2000)! Oh those Robot Wars! Roombas with guns! How the crack epidemic...
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550: Artisanal Market-to-Table Dicks
The Notes: We're a relentless podcast machine! Will did the Dave & Busters research! Live episode 555 (oops all 5's!) on 7/11! Just like a European penis (white and slippery)! Eat a tin of dicks packed in oil! America's Next Top Sea Captain! Just like Quint from Jaws! Bring your own fives! Will...
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549: Hot Jamz for the Wasteland
Early morning Deuce and Nelson's in his bowls! The Notes: Intro take 2! Accidental Cosby! Next Live Show, Episode 555 (oops all 5's!), on 7/11! Mark your calendars! The numbers got Nelson again! Spolier alert for A Beautiful Mind! Russell Crowe, and Australians in general! Getting drunk in a…
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548: Edible Hats & Open-Air Pork
Sorry for the delay, we had a last-minute morning zoom and Nelson's back was hurting too much to get things finished right away, but we're here now! The Notes: Good morning! Morning episode vibes! The ubiquitous chicken truck! How do they ship chickens these days!? Will's Nelson impression is Gil...
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547: That's What My Dad Taught Me
Zooming amidst the tornados! The Notes: It's tornado weather in Kansas again! Never bring a squid to a cockfight! Cock representation! Squid v Rooster tale of the tape! Elderly gladiators! Let them go out on their own terms (let them fight)! Is this Will's best idea!? Will's Top 5 Ideas!…
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546: Goosin' It Up in a Big Car
Corners, corners, corners! The Notes: British Accents Corner! What We're Watching Corner! Sports Corner! Civic Engagement Corner! Wisconsin Wrap-Up Corner! Cheese Corner! Kids in the NBA Corner! #DDSportsSituation! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter…
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545: Any Pizza in a Storm
Sunday night zoomin'. The Notes: Acting Corner! Warm ups v beers! Stay warm so you don't got to get warm! The time-honored tradition of drunk acting! Irene Ryan! Happy Hour Corner! Bite radius, baby! No genocide, please! They were so starved, even we were appetizing! Double Deuce Pod: Nourishment...
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544: Mustard Tim
So sorry for the delay in release! There were sleep problems, back problems, water problems, internet problems, etc, etc, etc. But, we're still here! Also, a cat vomited on the meager notes, leaving us note-less. What little we've got, here you go! The Notes: Koala admen! The only tang astronauts...
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543: The Mustard Report
The Notes: The Mustard Bros are back in town! This episode is basically a quick recounting of the trip we took with our lawyer Spicy Beef Gaus / bandleader Matt Gaus to Wisconsin, featuring the Mustard Museum, the House on the Rock, the Village Green, and more! We also tease the story of us being...
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542: Bill Nye's Time is Nigh, Sexually
We're in Wisconsin! But last week we were in Lawrence, recording this episode! Don't remember a lick of it, so I'll leave you to the notes which, regrettably, were notes for a second in-person episode in a row and therefore they're a mixed bag, baby. The Notes: The snow bothers Will anyway, like...
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541: Technical Difficulties
Despite god's greatest technical challenges being given to us, their humblest champions, we have persevered! The Notes: I don't even remember how we started cause now there's a man talking about greenhouse gases somewhere on Will's computer and he found a good hiding spot! Will silenced Ben...
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540: Hose Down Them Hotels!
The Notes: Get out of our dreams, get off of our lawns, and get into our car! We recorded this while driving back from KC after a successful afternoon of business (there was an eensy bit of gunrunning)! The good news is we were together in person! The bad news is Nelson was holding the mic and...
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539: Butthole Awareness
In person recording, hells yeah! The Notes: Will swallows his own soul! 5 HR Secrets! Stop talking about oral all the time! HR breeding program to produce one of them desert Chalamets! Dune is a cautionary tale about middle management! Chalamet lives on the Cocoon planet! Nelson's quest for the...
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538: The Sum of Human Yumminess
Deuce zoomin in the late-night hour! The Notes: We predate the dark times! We're like a pleasant dream before awakening to a shocking reality! How many Brontes!? Why these heights got to wuther so much!? Pining for the lower middle heights! How many Brontes!? Don Bronte! Janice Bronte vs Janyce...
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537: Keep Cool with (Jennifer) Coolidge
In person, with special appearance by Ollie! The Notes: Metaphorical divorce! We're healing souls! Hearts vs feathers! Ancient aliens! The threat of Auman! Will's Top 5 Questions! 1) creamer vs stuffer!? 2) What's the deal with that big turn!? 3) Bad time-assassins!? What's the deal with the mill...
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536: Criminal Horniness!
The Notes: Will walks it in! We're together, in person, and outside! Pom Corner! My Town's Gone Crazy in the News Corner! Window masturbation! British innuendo! Breaking into Munchers! Norwich is experiencing criminal horniness! Private masturbation is still a ticket-able offense (offence) in...
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535: Ain't Nothing Wrong with Wings
The Notes: Near, here, and in your ear! Will was at our old stomping grounds! By not being alive for 9/11, these kids aren't remembering 9/11, and so the terrorists have won! Teen prostitutes singing Journey! Western Kansas doesn't allow kissing! Nelson's lost straightjacket! Are you gonna go our...
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534: 'Splode Hobo
The Notes: We've got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There's nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real 'splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson's got big 'ol storage! Here's 50…
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533: Hiddleston's Horny Hotel
The Notes: Will sinks our wagon train right out of the gate! Fording the river of podcast consent! The lies we've been told re: sucking! Snake bite corner! Herpetologist vs herpestologist! Will is enthusiastic about herpes! Herpes is a bad brand partner! STDs are the wrong time to practice...
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532: Load-Bearing Unicorn Horn
The Notes: Oh guys, it's a new year and the notes are getting worse! Here's the little we got! Will is getting into Buddhism and/or ancient aliens! Chasing perfection! I'm the wisest one *tee hee*! Ancient History Corner! Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria! Sea people got no reason!...
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531: Edible Reasons
New year, new (old) Deuce! The Notes: Look, the holidays are limping into their chill, winter's grave, and they took the notes with them. This episode is a bus, man. You get on, and you don't know where you're gonna end up, but you do know it'll be somewhere different. Kinda like Forrest Gump…
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530: Big in Nigeria (Deucey New Year!)
The Notes: Will is getting down with the sickness! Disease: The Movie! Monkeys where there shouldn't be monkeys! Being from the future is no excuse to be a creep! #169 in Nigeria (nice)! Nelson's seminar on traveling back in time! Not enough time travelers prep their pop culture analogies! It's a...
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529: Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Happy Holi-Deuce!
So sorry for the delay! Holidays are crazy! But oh-my-my, she's worth the wait! We're here now: Will is just waking up, Nelson is stoned, we're ready to celebrate the holidays with you, and maybe most importantly give you something to listen to while heading to your festive family destinations!…
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528: Twilight Squeakers
The Notes: Will's musical endeavors have evolved yet again! "We like this one," say wife and son! The gap, and the minding of it! In America, the gap minds you! Space age 70's technology! Nelson is the one without hope this time! AIDS is back and better than ever! Middle class Bob Cratchit!…
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527: Quarter-Kravitzing
527: Quarter-Kravitzing The Notes: We're here for the children! Important context for our proclamation concerning children! Our stalwart legal ally and bulwark against accountability, Spicy Beef Gaus aka Beefyboy, esq.! Sexy facts! Nelson knows a lawyer is just an adman with more rules! Will was…
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526: Friendsgiving 2: Throwin' Rolls!
The Notes: It was the second recording in person and in a row, so these notes are not good! We were still celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday, though, and still have guests! Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, Ed Parker, and Ollie! Here's those bad notes: The silence! Simon & Garfunkel & salad! Top law…
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525: The Pound-Round, a Friendsgiving Episode
The Notes: Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, and Ed Parker are here to ring in the holiday week! Vow of silence! Voices carry! The talk police! Talking jingoism blues! The upside is you get Thanksgiving! Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks! Skeletor with AIDS! The oldest fucker here! Navy, the party...
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524: Implied Touche
The Notes: Mouths vs ears! This podcast is not for eating! Favorite German! Mad King vs Kramer vs Kramer! The impenetrable text that is Superman 3! Will's book is out now and available at The Raven! Nelson's keeping his brain high and tight! The touche was implied! This doorknob isn't hot from...
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523: I'm a Lonely Cabbage
The Notes: Nelson's mic is a traitor! Little Guy Button vs Big Guy Button! Will is skipping the life tutorial! Where school does and doesn't fail us! Nelson has nothing personal against Mrs. Dalloway! Hamster coma! Keeping up with the sandwiches! Potatoes and grain in a Predator-style, flexing...
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Two guys living in the midwest giving you a lean 22 minutes of content so you can laugh and think, and then get on with your day.Email us at [email protected]
HOSTED BY
Will & Nelson
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