3. 105- a fat guy in a tub of oil

let’s take all the popular sci-fi movies and cut them down to 20 minutes of watchable material that is mostly just cool images and whatever kind of weird contrived weaponry they got in the future. like lightsabers. take all nine star wars movies and cut it down to one single hour where it’s all the lightsaber stuff. maybe toss in one or two scene with alien stuff. done. fuck your plot, fuck your character developments, none of it is good anyway, we should all be able to agree that none of that matters. we like the zoom zoom and the boom boom. baby want milk. give me more milk. wah wah wah.